Late at night, the Imperial Preceptor's Mansion.
The sound of a maid's message rang out, waking up Taoist Xuantian who was sitting cross-legged in meditation and watching the Pleasant Goat.
"Master Imperial Master, Zhang Xiu is outside asking for an audience."
Taoist Xuantian frowned displeased and said, "Let him come in."
Soon, the door creaked open, and Zhang Xiu walked in with a smile on his face: "Master Imperial Master, I can't sleep tonight..."
"Come to me to discuss the truth, right?"
Before Zhang Xiu could finish speaking, Taoist Xuantian interrupted him and said impatiently: "Stop rambling, just say what you have to say."
Zhang Xiu glanced at her in surprise, feeling that her expression was a little more innocent and childlike than when they last met, and she was no longer as cold as before.
After sizing her up for a moment, Zhang Xiu suppressed his surprise and recounted the story of the "Er Lang Shen" teasing a common girl.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiu paused slightly and asked: "Master Imperial Master, you have lived in the capital for a long time. Even the land lord in the city probably doesn't understand the local situation as well as you. In your mind, what evil spirits can do this?" Is this such a bold thing?"
Taoist Xuantian fell into deep thought after hearing this. After a moment, she said: "I do know a suspected monster, but before that... take away the stick you used to stab me!"
Zhang Xiu smiled and put the newly painted golden hoop behind him: "Oh, I mainly try to see if this golden hoop works. I heard that if you poke the earth man with it twice, the earth man will tell the truth... "
“@#￥%￥#@……”
But I am not a land lord! !
With Xuan Tiandao's angry expression gritting his teeth, Zhang Xiu asked: "By the way, Master Imperial Master, what kind of monster do you suspect?"
Taoist Xuantian took a deep breath to calm down, glanced at him sideways, and said: "Not long ago, I heard that a Wutong God came to the capital. This monster is promiscuous by nature, but he has not committed any crimes in the city, so I ignored him. In addition, these days you showed me...that kind of movie, so I forgot about it."
Zhang Xiu was silent for a while, then said in deep thought: "Wu Tongshen? In that case, he will probably come out to commit trouble again. We have to find a way to lure him out."
Taoist Xuantian raised his eyebrows slightly: "There seem to be few practicing women in the city. Who are you going to use to lure him out?"
Zhang Xiu glanced at Taoist Xuantian meaningfully, with a smile on his face.
Taoist Xuantian felt that he had been expected. He sighed slightly and promised to take action in person.
At this time, Zhang Xiu said confidently: "Of course it's Yan Feng, he is very experienced in this kind of thing!"
“@#￥%￥#@……”
Taoist Xuantian was immediately shocked: "That big bearded guy with you???"
After being stunned for a while, a trace of sympathy arose in her heart for no reason, and she couldn't help but sympathize with the Wutong God...
Three days later, midnight.
It's so quiet at night that I can't see my fingers.
In the quiet alley, a tall, plump woman carrying a lantern walked forward in the narrow alley.
Suddenly, a frivolous voice sounded from behind the woman: "My dear lady, it's quiet at night, where are you going? How about I see you off?"
A figure appeared in the darkness. It was a young man with a majestic face. There was an open vertical eye in the middle of the young man's forehead, which looked very much like Erlang God in the temple!
This man is the Wutong Shen pretending to be Erlang Zhenjun.
Because he was afraid of Taoist Xuantian, the national master, he did not dare to do evil with his true face, so he came up with an idea to transform into Erlang Shen who looked similar to him to do evil.
In this way, even if he is caught while doing evil, no one will miss him.
After failing to seduce Yaoqin, he stayed at home peacefully for a few days.
In the past few days, he suddenly heard a rumor that every night in the city, a beautiful woman holding a lantern would appear, walking alone among the alleys, and spending the night with young men she met by chance.
This incident spread widely, and a scholar named Zhang Xiu personally verified it and wrote a story about the affair that was circulated in the market.
He also bought the storybook called "Young Axiu" and read it. After reading it, he felt itchy, so he went out to try his luck today. Unexpectedly, he was lucky enough to meet him. Got it!
Looking at the woman who stopped in front of him, he showed a successful evil smile on his face and was about to step forward and hug the woman.
Suddenly, the woman turned around suddenly!
Under the moonlight, his bearded face was covered with a thick layer of powder, and half of his face was covered with blush. His mouth was wide open, revealing a chilling smile.
"What a monster!"
Wutong Shen suddenly trembled with fright, and quickly retracted the leg he had stepped out. He looked at the woman approaching him and kept backing away, with a look of panic on his face: "You, don't come here! If you come here again, I will Just call someone!”
Panic sounds echoed in the alley, and at this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly sounded from behind him.
The Wutong Shen turned around and saw a man and a woman blocking the alleyway side by side. The man looked a bit strange, but the woman wearing a Taoist robe, powerful magic power, and a frosty face was clearly the rumored one. That National Preceptor!
hiss--
Seeing the appearance of Taoist Xuantian, Wutong Shen trembled in his heart, but on the surface he forced himself to be calm, his eyes were focused, and he said in a majestic voice: "I am the True Lord Erlang who has descended to earth. You mortals, please tell me your name." !”
Zhang Xiu smiled and cupped his fists: "I'm Yang Tianyou!"
Wutong Shen's eyes widened, and he asked sternly: "I came down to earth to conquer demons, and I was teased by you guys for no reason. Do you know what the crime should be?"
Zhang Xiu took out the golden cudgel, weighed it, and said with a smile: "I don't know what the crime is, but you don't even know who Yang Tianyou is, so you dare to pretend to be Erlang Shen. I really want to know who gave it to you." courage!"
Wutong Shen's heart trembled, and he said bravely: "He is just a mortal, why do I need to know his name?"
Zhang Xiu sneered: "Of course you should know, because if you are Erlang Shen, then he is the young father!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiu waved the golden cudgel in his hand and shouted loudly: "Master Imperial Master, come shoulder to shoulder!"
Taoist Xuantian: "..."
I'm here to slay demons, don't make me look like a bandit!
She complained in her heart, but without hesitation, she raised her right hand and a streak of blood fell on the head of Wutong God.
Wutong Shen trembled, and instantly felt that his magic power was imprisoned. When he raised his legs to escape, a white bolt suddenly penetrated his chest!
He vomited a mouthful of blood and looked up in disbelief. He saw the bearded "female monster" holding the sword secret in her hand, returning the flying sword to her hand, raising her right hand, and throwing a fire talisman towards him.
In the raging fire, the Wutong God showed his true form, and it turned out to be a pig demon.
After a while, the pig demon was reduced to ashes in a ball of fire.
Zhang Xiu came to the ashes and poked around with the golden cudgel. He picked up a green demon pill and put it into his sleeve.
At this time, Yan Feng, who was disguised as a woman, had put away his sword and stepped forward with a smile on his face.
Looking at Yan Feng who was getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiu said with a sigh on his face: "Fortunately, Brother Yan, you are a man. If you were really a woman, if you were released, my life would definitely be shortened..."
Yan Feng: "..."
Next time I promise you to dress up as a woman, I will be a stick!
