At the dinner table, looking at the dozen empty plates in front of him, Zhang Xiu's eyes seemed a little dull.
After a while, he looked at Ao Xue, who was holding a steamed bun in one hand, and couldn't help complaining: "Good guy, my snail girl cooked for my benefactor while he was not at home. Why did you do it when I came to your place?" I won’t stop until I turn my benefactor into a pauper.”
Ao Xue stuffed the last bite of the steamed bun into her mouth, swallowed it in one gulp, raised her face with shining eyes and said, "Who is the maid of the Dragon Palace that the snail girl is? Is the food she cooks delicious?"
"You don't know how unpalatable the food they threw into the river was. They were all pig heads, chickens and the like. One time they even threw two children, a boy and a girl, into the river. How could I eat this? , and sent it back to them."
Zhang Xiu curled up his lips and said, "It's really feudal superstition. If there really was a Dragon King in this world, how could there be so many droughts and floods."
Ao Xue: "..."
Here, look here, I am sitting in front of you alive and eating the breakfast you sacrificed!
After glancing at Ao Xue, who kept stretching her neck to show her presence, Zhang Xiu silently ignored her, went to the counter to pay the bill, and asked the waiter to fetch the old scalper, and the group got ready and set off on the road.
After a heavy rain, the road became a little muddy, and buds sprouted from the dead grass beside the road, exuding a faint fragrance.
Ao Xue rode on the cow with a novel look on her face and looked at the pedestrians and vendors on the roadside. After walking out of the town, she said with emotion: "Is this the human world? It's much more lively than the Dragon Palace."
Yan Feng asked with a gossipy face: "Aren't there shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the Dragon Palace? Are there also those beautiful clam spirits who hide in clam shells and never wear clothes all their lives?"
Ao Xue hummed and said, "You are talking about Granny Pearl, but unfortunately she is too old to walk. If you have the opportunity to go to the Dragon Palace in the future, I can take you to see her."
Yan Feng's mind immediately pictured an old woman with her head sticking out of a clam shell, dressed in a fancy dress, and missing two front teeth. She shuddered suddenly and said with a serious face: "Please don't!"
Zhang Xiu burst into laughter, turned to look at Yan Feng, and said jokingly: "Brother Yan, you are so blessed that you don't know how to be blessed. Ordinary people can't go to the Dragon Palace once in their lives. This opportunity is rare, so you have to seize it."
Yan Feng rolled his eyes: "I can't seize this opportunity, so I'll give it to you."
Zhang Xiu shook his head with a smile and said, "In that case, I won't be polite. Don't regret it when you see the beautiful female seductress."
Ao Xue looked at Zhang Xiu and said with a hint of fear: "You'd better not see it. The most beautiful female fairy in the Huaihe River is a female dragon. She wants to suck all the water from me all day long. The dragon spirit, plotting rebellion and becoming the Dragon King, scared me so much that I didn’t even dare to go out alone.”
"Little Aoxue, don't say it so harshly. This is not called rebellion, but should be called - deposing the dragon!"
A charming voice sounded, and Zhang Xiu turned around. A beautiful woman wearing a green skirt and looking like a hibiscus came out from under the mulberry tree. She looked at Ao Xue with a smile, with a deep look in her eyes. Happy.
Zhang Xiu's eyes narrowed, looking at the beautiful woman who suddenly appeared, and asked with a serious face: "Girl, are you here to take a dump?"
Female dragon: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Zhang Xiu couldn't help frowning when he saw this, and analyzed seriously: "Isn't it? I saw you hiding behind the tree, and when you came out, you looked happy that you had solved your constipation. I thought you were here to poop."
The female dragon's pretty face flushed with anger, she gritted her teeth, flicked her right hand, and a whip appeared in her hand: "Originally, I only wanted to deal with Ao Xue alone, but now it seems that I can't be so kind as to let you go. .”
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly and said: "God has the virtue of good life. Girl and I are of the same mind! Although you are unwilling to let me go, as long as you keep all the magic weapons and money on your body, I am still willing to let you go." of."
"Snapped!"
The female dragon swung her long whip and made an explosion, like a spear stabbing Zhang Xiu's mouth quickly!
A flash of white light flashed, Yan Feng opened his whip with his sword, and the sword floated in front of him. He stood up in front of Zhang Xiu and said solemnly: "Monster, retreat quickly, I will spare your life!"
The female dragon dragged the whip in her hand to the ground, looked at Yan Feng angrily and said: "This is our Huaihe River Tribe's family matter. Why are you meddling in our own business? You human monks have stretched their hands too far." Bar!"
Yan Feng said without giving in: "In order to transform into a dragon, you actually want to kill the current Dragon King. Once the Dragon King dies, no one will walk on both sides of the Yangtze River and the Huaihe River. All the people on both sides of the Huaihe River will suffer. How can Yan just ignore it!"
The mother dragon snorted coldly and said: "After I transform into a dragon, won't there be a new Dragon King? Then I promise to ensure good weather and good harvests on both sides of the Yangtze River and Huaihe River!"
Yan Feng said with a firm expression: "In front of me, you can do this by force to make me trust you. Retreat quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless with the sword in my hand!"
The female dragon looked at the sword in front of Yan Feng with fear, stared at him deeply, and then glared fiercely at Zhang Xiu and Ao Xue on the back of the cow: "You are lucky this time, I don't believe he can guard you forever. By my side, until the next time we meet, you two will die!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his body turned into a dragon and flew towards the clouds.
Zhang Xiu looked at her retreating back and couldn't help shouting: "I keep my word. As long as you keep the magic weapon and money, I will release you next time!"
The female dragon froze, turned her head angrily, spat out a ball of water, and smashed it down towards Zhang Xiu.
Seeing that the water ball was about to hit Zhang Xiu, it suddenly separated from the middle, avoiding Zhang Xiu and the old scalper, and fell to the ground with a crash.
"Water-Resisting Pearl?!"
The female dragon's eyes froze, and she couldn't help but feel fear in her heart.
Yan Feng's own cultivation already made her fearful. If he were to wear water-proof beads to restrain her, her chances of winning would undoubtedly be even lower.
It seems that if you want to absorb Ao Xue's dragon energy, you have to find some helpers.
Thinking of this, the female dragon no longer hesitated, twisted her body and flew towards the north.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiu couldn't help but frowned: "Why did she go north? It seems that he is really determined to ambush us."
Ao Xue poked her head out from behind Zhang Xiu and said fearfully: "How about we go south?"
Zhang Xiu rolled his eyes and said, "This is really a good idea. As long as we can move the capital to the south, we really don't have to continue going north."
Ao Xue asked: "Then how can we move the capital to the south?"
Zhang Xiu couldn't help but feel happy when she saw that she believed it, and said with a smile: "This is not difficult, just simply overthrow the imperial court, kill the emperor, and establish a new country."
Yan Feng: "@#￥%￥#@......"
This is so damn simple!
Also, aren’t we going to Beijing to take the exam? Don’t make such dangerous remarks casually! !
