The conference is scheduled for the summer solstice, and spring plowing has just begun, but at this time a troublemaker comes, so of course the "local" Qigong practitioners in Hongzhou cannot tolerate him!
Go quickly and invite Danzhu, Yijun, and Wuzhuang!
You can't spray anyone, so you have to find a three-bar spirit to deal with this guy. The Qigong masters left immediately. Yijun came quickly, but when he saw the bangaku hanging, he said "f*ck" on the spot.
"Oh! It's you!"
When Pangu Diao saw Yijun, he laughed loudly: "I thought they found someone to deal with me, but it turned out to be you, the incompetent grandson of Emperor Kuang!"
He is mocking Yi Jun here, it is true that enemies are extremely jealous when they meet!
Yijun was also jealous and stared at...that Chenghuang!
"Galulu!"
Like a little fox, it bared its teeth at Yijun, wagging its tail, and there were still scars on it from Yijun's bite.
Everyone around shook Yi Jun, saying that we did not invite you here to beat the dog. The dog is not important. Please take a look at the old Bideng opposite. He is your enemy!
Yijun raised his head and expressed condolences to Panyi: "I'm a big man and don't care about the little people's faults. I've let you off the hook, but you actually dare to come to Hongzhou. I think you've eaten too much feces and the smoke has hit your head!"
The two began to quarrel, but Yijun obviously couldn't stand it. Even though Yijun said that he was no longer the handyman in the past, but a real master craftsman with top-level technical certificates, Pangua Diao could still face it in other ways. Yijun strikes hard.
Danzhu had already looked down on worldly affairs. After all, when he reached middle age, he couldn't help himself. How could he have so much energy to go out for a barrage? However, he heard that someone's barbaric skills were beyond even Yijun's ability to parry. Danzhu's heart had long extinguished the blazing barbaric fire. Burning again.
Not long after, when Yijun couldn't stand it anymore and the people around him denounced it, he saw Panyi hanging here, spouting saliva, and fighting with the heroes.
He said that Yijun had not made much contribution to Hongzhou as a whole.
Yi Jun said that he manufactured a lot of equipment for Hongzhou and improved productivity. How could he not make any contribution?
Yan Kudiao said that this contribution was not your idea. If no one else told you, could you make it?
Yijun was annoyed and said that without his own skills, what's the use of having ideas?
Yankudiao said directly that you only have skills and no brains!
"Human beings without brains are no different from water spinach in the ground! Silly people only know how to grow according to other people's wishes and have no self-judgment, hahaha!"
Yanguo scolded Yijun, saying that he was just a tool man. Even if he became a great craftsman, there was no real, epoch-making tool that he made alone.
Yi Jun was angry and said, if you are stupid, why didn't you invent one yourself?
Panyi laughed and said, "I have used a plow, so I still need to know how to make it?" If it doesn't work, why can't I say it?
But at this time, Danzhu came here, heard many words, his eyes suddenly condensed, and he started to work!
"Cooking can't live without a heart, how can a person live without a heart?"
Immediately afterwards, Ju Liang came over with Wu Zhuang on his back, still covering Wu Zhuang's mouth with his hand. When Ju Liang stopped, Sister Wuzhuang came down and said something.
In one sentence, the Qi Master on the opposite side was furious for me.
"**!"
Simple bad breath, ultimate output.
At this moment, Gang Jing also had geographical differences and united.
Danzhu: "My words are rather unpleasant. You may not be able to accept them all at once, but that's okay. I hope you can accept them after a while."
"It is true that those who use plows do not need to know how to make plows. They only need to know whether the plows are easy to use. But according to your statement, as a blind man, can he give directions to others at will?"
"If the plow is broken, you can find someone to repair it. If a blind man points someone the wrong way and causes someone's death, then do you want to cut off your head to apologize?"
Danzhu used logical substitution, which dealt a heavy blow to Yankudiao's arrogance, while Wuzhuang's was more simple and crude.
Wu Zhuang: "It barks well and its pronunciation is very standard. Did your dog Chenghuang learn how to bark from you?"
Yankudiao was about to blow his beard and stare, when Wuzhuang suddenly shouted:
"You old thief with a gray beard, how dare you talk here!"
Yankudiao was startled by the sudden shouting, and for a moment he had nothing to say. Then the people around him denounced him more and more fiercely. Yankudiao couldn't stand up to a group of people with his mouth open, so he could only keep talking in the crowd. Go back.
"Shut up, you can judge me too!"
"You are allowed to keep your mouth shut and no one else is allowed to speak! What are you doing? You have to do it!"
boom!
"Who broke the egg?"
The scene gradually became chaotic. Yuzai ate melon for a long time and said it was wonderful. At this time, he stepped in to stop the commotion and riot.
Yankudiao's face turned red, and the egg white was dripping from his forehead, dripping on his body. He looked a little embarrassed now, which made Chisongzi and the other old Qi refiners burst into laughter.
"It turns out that noticing the slightest trace of something means being hit on the head by an egg! Then it's okay if you don't notice the slightest trace of it!"
"That's right, that's right! What Chi Songzi said makes sense!"
Ruzai pressed her hands, and the noise of the people around her gradually stopped.
Yan Kudiao wiped the egg white off his head, and then he saw Yu Zai had brought a bucket from somewhere.
Dou first appeared in Hongzhou and was one of the weighing instruments invented by Yu Zai. Now it has spread throughout the mountains and seas.
"Does the old master recognize this fight?"
"What don't you know about Dou? Did you invent it?"
"I did invent it."
Yuzai admitted generously, and Yankudiao also restrained his anger: "These people are not qualified to talk about heaven and earth. You are the leader of Hongzhou. I feel that you are different from them and you are a person who can talk."
When these words came out, there was a burst of boos from the crowd.
Yu Zai said: "There is a reason for madmen to be mad. The old master not only looked down on other Qi practitioners, but also claimed that the laws of heaven are ineffable. The laws of heaven that can be expressed in words are not the laws of heaven. Regarding this sentence, I have one more sentence. Simple explanation.”
Yan Kuo's eyes narrowed: "What is it?"
Yuzai said: "Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao. It can be named, but it is not named. Nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth. Name is the mother of all things." When these words came out, many Qi refiners who came from afar around them suddenly noticed. shine.
The principle of heaven is the way, this is what Chi Songzi explained in his letter. In recent years, some great qigong masters have also understood and commented on the discussions of the qigong masters in Hongzhou.
Yanku Diaoye nodded, his expression changed from the embarrassed look just now to a bit excited:
"Keep going!"
Yu Zai suddenly smiled: "Since Tao is ineffable, is what I said correct?"
The topic turned to a rhetorical question, and Yan Kudiao frowned slightly. The surrounding area also became quiet, and more and more melon-eating people gathered.
Yan Kuo said with condolences: "Although the principles of heaven cannot be said, at least it must have a name, otherwise how can you call it!"
Yu Zai said: "Yes, so this process is called 'I don't know its name, so I force it to be called Tao'!"
