Chapter 1,047 Danzhu’s pettiness

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Danzhu came back, looking very ugly.

Who came up with the idea of ​​the Calabash Nine Brothers?

Mo Ru, the printing director of the printing factory, was working. Danzhu found Mo Ru and asked him if he was the storyline and new ideas Yijun provided them?

This kind of "wonderful" story can only be thought up by Su Zai or Emperor E! But Yu Zai is not here now. As his sister, Ehuang, doesn’t he understand?

So if you can write this kind of story to arrange yourself, there is only one truth.

Mo Ru: "Huh? How do you know, he gave you spoilers?"

Danzhu just sneered and left, and then Mo Ru went to the director of the printing factory and the editor-in-chief in charge of publication and distribution, and told them that Yijun violated our agreement and secretly revealed the spoiler to Ahong, so The content of the comic strip will be changed in the next issue.

"How could this be? The content of the manuscript cannot be changed easily. The next issue will be the story of the fire baby and the water baby being killed..."

Ji Hou frowned, and the director of the printing factory said that the story of the sedimentary rock monkey in the previous radio drama was very popular among men, women and children. If you can't think of a plot, just change it to a serialization.

Mo Ru thought about it and felt that it was inappropriate. The story could not end so hastily, so he said to him: "You write it like this. The fire baby and the water baby killed the monster, and then discovered that the scorpion spirit was not a scorpion but a crab. Then the snake spirit also discovered He realized that the old grandfather was his savior in his previous life, so he decided to change his ways and repay his kindness by becoming the grandmother of the Calabash Babies..."

"Then a wizard discovered this situation and asked the old man, saying that your hobby is really special, because there will be no results if the two of you are separated from each other in species reproduction, so he forcibly separated you, and the snake demon was furious and released a giant Water flooded any hilltop, and then all the water was drunk by the water babies. Following the Calabash Boys, the nine people were divided into two groups. One group believed that love could defeat reproductive isolation, and the other group believed that the earth was round. Because of their disagreements, a civil war began. ....”

Mo Ru said this and then stopped.

Empress Ji stared at him: "Keep making it up. If you can't make it up, I'll beat you to death."

The printing house has decided that you will be the main writer of the next comic book issue. Sales will definitely increase greatly.

On the other side, Danzhu found Yijun and scolded him for being shameless for using such a despicable method to slander him, but Yijun said that he was not slandering you, you are obviously decent!

"What does it mean to be decent? This is a third-rate comic strip! I am the most skilled craftsman in the world, but you arranged for me to be a big boy named Ahong. I only have brute strength and no brain at all. I was killed without even two pages of paper. !Aren’t you jealous of me?”

"And one more thing, there are ten brothers in our family!"

Yi Jun was dumbfounded and asked in surprise: "So that's it. So, in the story of the comic strip, the nine gourd dolls can't match you?"

Danzhu was so angry that he walked away angrily. Of course, there was something that made him even more angry, and that was his two children. After these two children came to Hongzhou, they became obsessed with comic books.

There is a younger biological son and an older adopted son, the posthumous son left by Danzhu's real concubine brother who died early, called "Shi", and he is raising him now.

"He, Shi! You two don't read those comic strips every day, these stories are useless!"

Shi is older, already seventeen years old. When he sees him, he seems to be able to see Wen Ming, who has just started to control the water. He is younger, but he is also thirteen years old. They were a little dissatisfied with Danzhu's scolding. , Shiki retorted, these things are good-looking, and since they are released, they belong to culture.

"Didn't Hongzhou say that culture is open..."

"That's right, this comic strip is so beautiful!"

Danzhu got angry immediately!

No matter what they look like, these are all devils, things that are just playthings to lose one’s spirit!

Tear it up, tear it up, you must tear it up, it is simply something that endangers the growth of young people!

Especially this gourd baby! Involving vicious political metaphors!

"You can look at other things, but not this Calabash Baby."

Danzhu said this, which made the two sons a little confused. Danzhu was thinking about how to give Yijun a shot. He originally wanted to humiliate his opponent by biting Chenghuang, but after thinking about it carefully, this is not the case. Are you even sadder?

If he bites Chenghuang, he can live for hundreds of years. I'm afraid his hundred years will be over!

Now I can't even go to the opponent's grave, touch the grass on his grave, and then spit.

Danzhu reported the problem to the printing house, and people at the printing house suddenly realized that Yijun had no spoilers.

"Very good, that's what I'll write in the next issue. The Calabash Boys were actually ten brothers. One of them is missing and has been left outside. Now all nine Calabash Babies have failed. Grandpa fell off the cliff, but he survived the catastrophe and got The tenth gourd..."

People at the printing house thanked Danzhu for correcting this mistake and providing them with new ideas, and Danzhu also began to think about writing some manuscript ideas about comic strips.

There is absolutely no intention to target anyone. Danzhu made it clear that he just wants to let children watch some more valuable stories!

In order to collect information, Danzhu immediately went to find Ehuang. Ehuang was surprised to see his eldest brother back, but after hearing about the incident, he complained twice, saying that Danzhu was too small-minded.

"The story of the Calabash Baby has been copied, but the children like it very much, and the sales are said to be very good."

"That's not the point. The point is, have you ever heard Azai say anything about the struggle of craftsmen?"

Ehuang thought for a while and remembered that Azai seemed to be bragging about a story about three young people building a house, and in the end the eldest and second child were eaten by wild beasts... I wonder if this counts?

Danzhu briefly listened to the entire storyline and immediately clapped his hands and applauded!

Isn't this the last young man who built a house so that wild beasts can't get in? He is himself!

Simply a masterpiece!

.........

People at the printing house thanked Danzhu for correcting this mistake and providing them with new ideas, and Danzhu also began to think about writing some manuscript ideas about comic strips.

There is absolutely no intention to target anyone. Danzhu made it clear that he just wants to let children watch some more valuable stories!

In order to collect information, Danzhu immediately went to find Ehuang. Ehuang was surprised to see his eldest brother back, but after hearing about the incident, he complained twice, saying that Danzhu was too small-minded.

"The story of the Calabash Baby has been copied, but the children like it very much, and the sales are said to be very good."

"That's not the point. The point is, have you ever heard what Azai said about the struggle of craftsmen?"

Ehuang thought for a while and remembered that Azai seemed to be bragging about a story about three young people building a house, and in the end the eldest and second child were eaten by wild beasts... I wonder if this counts?

Danzhu briefly listened to the entire storyline and immediately clapped his hands and applauded!

Isn't this the last young man who built a house so that wild beasts can't get in? He is himself!

Simply a masterpiece!

.........