Wuzhiqi was very happy after receiving the wheat husks, but Dayi felt that the water monkey was not as rude as he thought. Others in the Central Plains had previously said that this monkey was very fierce and could rule the mountain as king. Even his own His sons all scolded him. At that time, Yi even saw the bruises on the face of Yongzhu. One of the Four Emperors, he was not convinced by anyone. Yongzhu, known as the Big Stick of Mountains and Seas, was almost beaten to a pulp by the monkey. He felt that this Monkeys are probably quite rude.
But now it seems like that's the case.
Dayi and Wuzhiqi made friends, although they were only superficial friends, not the kind of friendship you would have when walking a chicken under the moon.
"I wonder what your name is?"
"Dasheng."
Wuzhi Qi thought about it!
I haven’t heard of him. He doesn’t seem to be a well-known figure. When he arrested Yaozhu before, he listed so many people who beat him up. He didn’t even hear him mention a person named Dasheng. It seems that this little guy The old man is really just a retired veteran of Tao Tang, an ordinary citizen.
Look at the so-called "historian" next to Dayi. He also looks weak and not an important figure.
"Dasheng! Oh, I have long admired your great name!"
Although Wuzhiqi was embarrassed in his heart and did not know Yi's alias at all, he still looked up at him on the surface. After all, he was a neighbor sent from the Central Plains. He would not eat the other person when they met for the first time.
Although in Wuzhiqi's view, the other party was here to die, beautiful food must be brewed for a while before eating.
Before Dayi came, Wuzhiqi got some popular agricultural and animal husbandry production books in the Central Plains, just like those big bosses always put book cases in their offices, in order to make the Central Plains people read it and make them feel Since he was not very local, Wuzhiqi "bought" some best-selling books for free, among which "Postpartum Care of Sows" written by Yu Zai was prominently on the list.
As for the channels through which these books were obtained, they must be serious channels, but the methods are not very serious.
Water Monkey read Yu Zai's postpartum care for sows, which also mentioned some things about killing pigs, such as making the death of pigs joyful and painless...
So he concluded that eating anything was the same, including eating people.
Therefore, the Water Monkey began to flatter Yi a little, saying, "Your fame has spread all over the world, and you are heard of it all over the world."
Dayi smiled slightly and did not explain.
"I heard that you opened a chicken factory in the Central Plains?"
Wuzhiqi asked casually, and Dayi also modestly said that the chicken factory was beginning to take shape, and it was okay. It was a long way this time, so I didn't bring any eggs with me. I was afraid that chicks would hatch on the way and wait for the flood. If you return it, I'll ask our factory to mail it to you.
Wuzhiqi's first impression of Dayi was also very good. He gave him a bunch of gifts as soon as they met. From the regulatory point of view, it was obviously not the salary paid by Tao Tang. Wuzhiqi immediately felt that the people from the Central Plains were really nice. Meeting this guy With so much food and clothing provided, wheat was also a rare item in the Huai River area during this period.
Moreover, Dayi looked harmless, just like a security guard who looked after him. He just didn't look as old as he introduced himself. He also had a bow and arrow on him, so he didn't know if he could still go hunting in the mountains.
"This old man from the Central Plains is dim-sighted. He doesn't know who to scare with even a bow and arrow. He has a good temper. Not bad. It's really worth it for me, the Water Monk Great Sage, to be conferred. In this way, in a few years, when I wait for My strength has greatly increased, I can completely occupy the Huai River, and destroy the tiger alliance. When the time comes, the emperors and princes of the Central Plains will be afraid of me when they see me!"
"I'm here in Huai River. If I'm in a bad mood and have a fit, who can beat me?"
"Who dares to kill me? Who can kill me? Who can I kill? Who can I kill?"
Wuzhiqi started to go a little crazy. When Benyun told him that a little old man was coming, he was actually a little scared. After all, his unfilial son had gone to another boss, and it was still the largest company in the world. He was so unlucky. It's possible that Dad sold it, since water monkeys don't have any family ties between them anyway.
But now it seems that Benyun is still reliable.
Water Monkey sorted things out. These things cannot be placed in the water house, otherwise they will be soaked. So he recently opened a cave in the mountain and looked at the wheat. He didn't know how to eat this thing. He put it in the pottery as if he were learning to eat rice. I cooked it in a cauldron, but after taking a bite of it, I almost vomited out yesterday’s lunch.
This tastes terrible.
Among the gods in the mountains and seas, among all those who enjoy worship, which one did not grow up on pure white rice? It can be seen everywhere in the Classic of Mountains and Seas that when a certain mountain and a certain god are sacrificed to him, white polished rice, white dog meat, etc. are used, which can be said to be the best treasures to eat.
But when Wuzhiqi ate wheat for the first time, his entire monkey face wrinkled up.
"Do people in the Central Plains eat this every day? Don't tell me, it's really full..."
Wuzhiqi couldn't help but sigh, thinking that the food in the Central Plains didn't look very good. These things were obviously for feeding pigs, so he found a hidden place to throw away these things and stepped on them hard.
At the same time, Wuzhiqi was thinking again, secretly thinking that the food in the Central Plains was so bad that even rice could not be produced. Taking this wheat showed that this kind of thing should be used as a staple food. It proved that the development of the Central Plains is very difficult now and production must be backward. Very large, which means that the other side does not have many soldiers...
Wuzhiqi figured it out immediately, thinking that no wonder he had to bring weapons from the south.
Those nervous Hongzhou people brought strange weapons and replenished the weapons inventory in the Central Plains. This relieved their production pressure. It seems that all the goods were taken away by the Hongzhou people and they bought all the weapons. , now I can’t even afford food.
Wuzhiqi suddenly became a little happy, which meant that he could go about things now.
So he counted the soldiers and monsters and prepared to go out the next day, along the Huai River, directly to find trouble with the Hufang Alliance and expand their territory. However, he did not expect that when the water monsters were gathering, Dayi appeared.
"Are you going on a long trip?"
Wuzhiqi looked at Yi and said happily: "Yes, I am going to attack the Hufang Kingdom. Do you have any suggestions for me?"
Dayi nodded and suddenly asked: "I have heard a little bit about the Kingdom of Hu Fang. It is said that Jinyun's control in the Huai River area was chaotic, and many tribes gathered to form a new alliance, right?"
"Did they do any blood sacrifice?"
Wuzhiqi shook his head and said no. Dayi asked again: "Have they done anything disrespectful to their ancestors and the Central Plains?"
Wuzhiqi still shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.
Dayi asked again: "Have they ever burned, killed, looted, and destroyed other tribes' ancestral temples?"
Wuzhi Qi was annoyed: "What do you mean?"
Dayi said to Wuzhi Qi: "The rules of the Central Plains are that when you conquer others, you must be famous. The three aspects I mentioned are all great righteousness that can be conquered. If you do not occupy the great righteousness, then it means that the other party's There is morality in fighting, and our side is fighting an unethical war. In this kind of war, the chance of winning is not high. If you fight, you will only lose your own vitality, and you will also be reviled by others. If you are lucky enough to win, you may not win. You can completely rule that area and not get the respect of the people."
After Dayi finished speaking, he looked at the water monkey and thought to himself that the first time they met yesterday, it turned out that they were all killed at first sight, let alone meeting people's hearts after a long time. This monkey showed its original shape in less than two days. It's going to happen so soon. Things started to happen, but luckily I left early.
After hearing this, Wuzhiqi frowned deeply, looked at Yi with great dissatisfaction, and suddenly said: "What if I must conquer Hu Fang?"
"The Hufang Kingdom has seized my waters and destroyed my sacrifices east of the Huai River. They don't respect me. Isn't this a reason for conquest?"
Dayi: "If you are a free man, you can naturally conquer it. It is normal for tribes to have frictions, but now that you are the Water Ape Great Sage of the Central Plains, I suggest... you should be careful when you are away from home. Remember your identity, please be careful in your words and deeds..."
Wuzhiqi burst out laughing, and then fell out.
"Your suggestions are not important. Don't say them out in the future."
He said, I think you, the old man, have lost your mind. This is the Huaishui River now, and he is the Water Ape Great Sage. You are just a person sent by the Central Plains to look after me. Your job is to watch, what else can you do? What, are you still someone?
Then he ignored Dayi and was about to go to war. Unexpectedly, Dayi suddenly stepped forward and struck the monkey with his palms. Dayi gently caught his palm. Wuzhiqi's expression suddenly changed and he wanted to raise his hand, but he didn't expect that. One arm was caught by the opponent, but it didn't move at all. Then Dayi gave him a friendly handshake, and Wuzhiqi's whole face suddenly wrinkled!
pain!
Water Monkey gasped, and Dayi let go of his hand. Water Monkey covered his palm and looked at the old man in front of him in disbelief.
Dayi continued to speak, saying that I am trying to reason with you, and you must listen. Although my suggestions are not important, I like to give suggestions to others, and I especially like to stop my friends from doing wrong things. Let them stop immediately before it causes a big mistake.
I have a lot of friends, living and dead, not human, flying in the sky, swimming in the sea, running on the ground, eating and vomiting underground, I have everything. This means I have a wide range of friends, so I have seen a lot of things and know them. With the diversity of species, there are many principles and skills learned.
Wuzhiqi looked at Dayi in surprise and doubt, trying to figure out the identity of this old man. Wasn't it said that he was an ordinary citizen?
Dayi saw Wuzhiqi's surprise, and just said lightly: "I am not a powerful person. There are many people in the Central Plains who are more powerful than me. I am just a factory director in the Central Plains and the South. At least dozens of them.”
"Director? Is this a new level of combat effectiveness?
Wuzhiqi learned a new word from then on.
Factory director level expert.
There are only a few dozen people in the world? The big water monkey was immediately in awe, and his heart was full of reluctance. At this time, he still asked:
"I think your ability is not inferior to mine. So according to your opinion, how should I attack Hu Fang Kingdom? Do I have to wait until he commits those three mistakes before I can attack him? If he never makes mistakes Woolen cloth?"
Dayi glanced sideways at the monkey.
If Hu Fang keeps making no mistakes, then he will probably come to beat you.
"I propose peaceful coexistence..."
Wuzhiqi's face turned dark on the spot, and he immediately left here. The expedition came to nothing, and the relationship between Wuzhiqi and Dayi also deteriorated. Dayi sighed a few times, thinking that this monkey is really difficult. Do it.
If I punched him and killed him, that wouldn't be good either.
When Wuzhiqi returned to the cave, he was thinking that he must fight Hu Fang, but now, the director of the chicken factory in the Central Plains has become a serious problem on his mind. The old man didn't realize that he was still a human being. Master.
"What kind of factory director-level master dares to stop me, I will kill him! The people of the Central Plains are so dark-hearted, they actually sent me such a neighbor, just because they don't want me to get rich, no wonder they told me that I can legally beat people , feelings are like tricking the monkey in and then killing it!"
Go to carry the sword, and kill the old man in the evening!
Wuzhiqi was about to kill Dayi. If he were to hit him head-on, he would be a little weak from the pinch just now. The water monkey, who was always known for his strength, would actually lose to an old human man. This was simply strange.
Killing directly is risky, so it is a clever plan to use natural disasters. So the Water Monkey stayed silent for a few days, but secretly dug pits on the mountain and began to store water. Despite the strong wind and rain, the Huaihe River was directed into the slopes of Tongbai Mountain. Get ready for a traditional performance of the water god - barrier lake collapse.
