Chapter 1019: Things in the Central Plains

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Chonghua had previously summoned local officials to come to Taotang to participate in the assessment. Among them, during the time when Yuzai was working in Taotang, some local officials had already come, most of them were relatively close. After waiting for a while, I heard about what happened at the Yellow Emperor's tomb in Qiaoshan.

This matter has been on the hot search list for many days. Every day when I go to Taotang Vegetable Market, the first thing I hear is that someone is still chatting about Qiaoshan. However, the content of the chat ranges from "the one who occupies the tomb of the Yellow Emperor" "Exotic Chicken" became "Qiaoshan Roast Chicken".

But in short, they are all related to chickens.

In the past few months, local officials from other places have come one after another. Some of those who came first wanted to meet Chonghua and talk to him in person, but they did not see him and wanted to meet him again. I met the new prime minister Gou Azai, but during that time Azai was approving documents and purchasing land and mines, but he didn't see him. In the end, he only saw Di Fangxun at the door of the vinegar factory.

"Is the Emperor of Heaven okay?"

These local officials met with Di Fangxun and told him that their achievements and work in the past three years had been written down and brought to him. If nothing happened, they would go back and tell Di Fangxun again. He said that although the old Emperor of Heaven was already old, he still had successors, such as Tao Tang, who gave birth to two sleeping dragons and phoenixes, Chonghua and Azai. This was a great success for the Chinese Alliance.

Di Fangxun has recently been busy with broadcasting and building ironworks. People have to live in two factories. The life between three o'clock and one line has made the 80-year-old man feel the pressure of going to work again. The electric power plant, the iron smelting plant, and the vinegar plant run by the family are all going back and forth.

Seeing that these local officials were about to leave, Di Fangxun happily encouraged them, and then said to them, it is not easy for you to come all the way, try our home-brewed vinegar, one bottle per person is free. Take it away, brewed from pure natural grains, delicious and not expensive.

After giving these people small gifts, some local officials began to wonder.

In Taotang, why are these big shots so busy? Although there are floods and wars, and they have to prepare farming plans for the coming year and prevent and control plagues, they still haven’t been here in Taotang for so long. There are not a lot of big shots here. Empty?

The only person they can come to see when they have time is actually the Emperor of Heaven, but it seems that Emperor Fangxun has now switched to live broadcasting to bring goods?

God, how much can you earn in one night by brewing vinegar at home?

"The Emperor of Heaven is also a little crazy. He uses grains to brew a large amount of sauce and vinegar. These things can satisfy the appetite, but they are a waste of grains, making people addicted to them and corrupting them."

Some local officials expressed their opinions behind their backs, saying that the Emperor of Heaven no longer does his job properly and wants to enjoy himself in his eighties... However, some people held different opinions and said, isn't this good? There is more food. It doesn't matter if they brew some by-products. During the flood, so much Shanxi mature vinegar was given away for free, which shows that Taotang had a lot of food.

There are also local officials who are even more thoughtful.

The old Emperor of Heaven was in a coma at the sight. He was bewildered by Shanxi's old vinegar, and he was about to build a "vinegar pond and meat forest". If he had known about these documents about his own achievements, he would have boasted more, but they didn't even read them anyway. ah.

The three-year assessment has just started. Unexpectedly, there was heavy thunder and light rain at the beginning. Some people nodded in this way, saying that the Central Plains is so far away from their territory. It is the flood season now, and it is taking advantage of the decrease in flow in winter. , they can cross the river from some safer areas designated by the Central Plains, where there are specialized life-saving personnel from Taotang...

Now it seems that the flood will not subside within a few years. Since the Emperor of Heaven is so dim, can't they continue to play music and enjoy themselves in the local area?

Then, a bad smile appeared on everyone's face, but suddenly Di Fangxun came from behind. The old man was very agile and did not look like he was eighty years old at all. When people asked him his age, he always said he was eighteen. .

Di Fangxun said that it is absolutely true. The fourth point is that at the age of five and eighteen, people are always old and never grow old, and they are always young.

"I forgot one thing. Fortunately, you haven't gone far yet. Seeing that you came to pay homage to me, you found me with great difficulty. I'm afraid the other big shots don't have time. Chizong is in charge now, so it's okay for you to pay homage to him. It’s not much use, the most he can do is entertain you and give you two steamed buns to chew on.”

All the local officials: "... I wonder if the Emperor of Heaven has anything to explain?"

Di Fangxun: "The three-year small assessment, your self-evaluation, and the stated local political achievements are all here. No matter how you write it, it will be five years in two years. In five years, we will send out Manpower, go patrol your land.”

"This is an exam every three years and a tour every five years. I'm going to say something bad in front of you. If any of you lie about your political performance, then you will become more and more judgmental in your little days."

All the local officials felt a thump in their hearts, but some of them didn't care. Even after leaving the vinegar factory, they were still thinking about what happened to the people coming down from Taotang. When the time comes, it would just be a show. If they had done enough on the surface, could they? Can you still search your own house by force?

.........

However, if Gao Tao, who is currently revising the Criminal Code of the Central Plains, hears what this local official is saying, he will definitely give a thumbs up and point at him and say: "Hey, you are really a talent!"

The revision of "Today's Dharma" was about to be completed. Gao Tao felt a little refreshed in his head. It was a feeling he had never had in the past. It seemed that something heavy had disappeared.

His son Daye was compiling criminal laws in the south, and he became bald. This phenomenon also began to appear in Gaotao at this time. Fortunately, people in ancient times had thick hair, and it was not easy to appear in the Mediterranean, but it was just less common than in the past. He said that the three thousand blue hairs are a little sparse.

"I am formulating a rule for the five-year inspection in two years. Someone may be superficial, so I think the people in the inspection team should have the right to search and do things conveniently. In the past, Baikui traveled to govern the place. If the other party does not cooperate, Baikui can act on behalf of the emperor and mobilize the local tribes. If there are those who do not surrender and comply, he can send troops to destroy them."

Gao Tao began to refine this regulation. He was completely obsessed with revising the law. He even often dressed up in disguise, learned Fang Xun's past porcelain skills, went to the market to deliberately cause trouble, and tried the law himself to see if there were any legal needs. improved.....

Gao Tao believes that only by getting closer to death can we understand more clearly what the words "I see punishment" mean.

In this regard, Gaotao often used some insects to simulate these things. For example, if a mosquito sucked his blood, he would catch the mosquito without squeezing it to death, then shut it in a small glass bottle, and began to read out what the mosquito had done to him. Illegal infringement, and then choose corresponding measures. Gao Tao tried nearly a thousand mosquitoes in a few months. He would also catch flies when they flew to the door of the house, and then pronounced the flies guilty of breaking into private houses. The act, which was illegal, was detained for fifteen days, and then the flies starved to death.

So much so that Gao Tao's wife was a little scared when she saw Gao Tao recently, and whispered to her daughter-in-law, Ning Hua, that Gao Tao's law students would turn into bugs, and they would catch bugs, flies, and flies all day long. Mosquitoes, grasshoppers, fleas... Needless to say, the mosquito bites in this house have indeed subsided a lot recently.

I don’t know, but if any of these bugs can develop intelligence, it should be discussed at a conference now, saying that when you climb over the wall and enter the house, you must pay attention to the house number.

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Among the other big shots, Peng Zu has now become a professional in express logistics. He used to have nothing to do all day long, but now he has become the busiest person. And Lao Zi, who used to be idle and afraid of Xie Zhi every day, finally ushered in First job in the Central Plains.

Peng Zu recruited Laozi with a high salary to become an express delivery clerk in the Central Plains. The reason was that he was very skilled in working in the south. In order to prevent Laozi from making the same mistake as last time and to avoid being chased and caught by Xie Zhi, he gave Laozi a legitimate and familiar job. Work.

Lamb immediately became happy.

It turns out that Azai brought me to the far north not to turn me into a roasted whole lamb, but to let me change my job, accumulate experience, and then return to the south so that I can become the tallest and tallest lamb...

Looking at the exotic animals in the south, who has this honor, who has done a serious job, and also served as the deputy minister of the Express Logistics Department?

I, my son, must make this business bigger and stronger and create greater glory!

"Yeah!"

A goat became the latest administrator of the express delivery department, which made some soldiers in the Central Plains very uncomfortable. Some even complained to Peng Zu about this, saying that it was only a sacrificial ration, even if it was brought by Prime Minister Azai, it and the Haechi were sacrificed. Just because it crosses the line doesn't mean it's very powerful. After all, isn't it just an animal?

And can sheep understand human speech?

Lao Zi became unhappy on the spot and gave the man a hoof. Then he stood up and bleated and told about his great achievements.

I am already old, so old that I cannot remember many things, but I still remember the bloody storms many years ago...

I was a thief in the Southern War, and I flew over the city of Wuhu. Azai crossed the north side, slept in rice fields in three mountains and four fields, shed tears for the sun totem, led a team in a paper mill, chased after someone in a courier and sold newspapers, and even suffered sins on the sacrificial platform.

I, Lamb, am a miraculous lamb.

A goat standing upright and bleating was already surprising to people, and it was even more surprising when the goat was writing and painting, even though Lamb's paintings were not pretty.

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As for Tao Tang's newly established New Army, Lord Qi is nominally commanding him here, but Qi is currently busy with factory work. Di Fangxun goes to the factory every day, but he doesn't know how to do it. He just watches the excitement and checks the progress bar every day. , Mr. Qi is the one who is really busy.

First came the land purchased by Yu Zai. On that land, the mining work had already begun. In the winter, a large amount of iron ore was transported to Taotang, and preliminary preparations for the start of construction began. Then a batch of high-tech earth furnaces were manufactured and prepared. Use these earth furnaces to smelt a batch of new steel, and then gradually carry out technological iterations, completing the same frequent updates as the iron smelting furnaces and lathes in the south.

In addition to factory matters, there are also war and new weapons proficiency, so Qi has to go to a new martial arts field every day to check the training progress. During this time, Emperor Tian helps him visit several factories. Anyway, Emperor Fangxun Now, just like the janitor, I clock in at work, grab the porcelain cup, make some tea, and start having fun while watching the wires and horns broadcasting on the roadside, which makes me happy all day long.

Several Zhu Rong were also in the iron factory and agreed to help. They first used their superb flame control technology to make a batch of steel. However, manual operation and furnace smelting are two different things. Several Zhu Rong were all good at fighting. , they are not master craftsmen like Guangchengzi and Dui, so they had many problems when working in the northern smelting plant at the beginning.

Master Qi went to the martial arts field and checked on the training progress every few days. Now the warriors in the Central Plains have completely mastered the application methods of those firearms. Along with this, there are a series of strange weapons aimed at horses. This Mr. Qi couldn't help but feel a little emotional, saying that a new military unit that he has never really seen before is actually worthy of so many weapons. It seems that this military unit is really scary, and Gonggong is still capable.