A depressing atmosphere floats among the children. The tall, brand-new school has now become a dark place in the eyes of the children, like a twisted monster...
This day is destined to be the darkest day for children!
Darkness, darkness, movement, chaos... have begun!
"...If you desert in class, you will be punished by copying the text ten times."
Uncle Xi walked up to a student and hit the child on the shoulder with the writing brush in his hand. The child was carving crooked words under the wooden table, and what he wrote was something like "Dark Ages"...
The child said... he has turned black!
After finishing the classes in the school, the children were disappointed to find that not only the Chinese courses, but Uncle Xi now likes to let the children copy the texts. Even when they go home to assign homework, they start at ten times, and there is no limit to the number of students. Even the leader Azai came over without any problems. At that time, in order to test the copying efficiency of the paper, I listed a bunch of mathematical formulas for the children to copy...
Then, then, those who teach poetry, those who teach chemistry, those who teach philosophy...except for physical education classes, which do not require copying, every other teacher will come and let the children copy things. They seem to be very excited, but for the children To put it bluntly, since the emergence of paper, it has really entered the "dark age".
All the powerful people who really don’t have to do homework have fallen asleep…
Some people want to sleep as soon as they go to class or take exams. The world respects these people as "specially sleepy students"...
When the school teacher launches a dark turmoil, it is difficult for the children to resist. Even if someone wants to stop this situation, they will be crushed by a test paper for eternity...
Someone is unyielding and stands up high, but is knocked down with a pen. Then the school will use the big skill of "call your parents to come" to make the rebels regretfully withdraw!
Along with the appearance of paper, of course, not only the act of copying texts, but also exams were put on the agenda. Ruan Zai immediately put the paper into the school for use, and then stood at the window and looked at the colorful expressions of the children. ....
"The appearance of the test paper is magical, right?"
Ruan Zai looked at the things on the test papers. In fact, these children cursed the paper, but they did not notice another thing, that is, all the black text on the test papers were not handwritten, but printed.
That's right, the engravings that had been prepared long ago were put into use as soon as the paper came out. Because there was a full half a year for proofreading, there was enough time to ensure that there would be no typos in this batch of test papers. And other issues.
Although the fonts of this era are very simple, with the popularization of paper, more and more characters will gradually appear, because there are many things that cannot be expressed by the total amount of words today. In order to express more meanings, The text will gradually increase.
And when new things appear, new words will be produced. Some words are created to refer to specific things. The most typical one is the word "grape".
With the development of the times, in order to adapt to the spread of knowledge and culture, characters will change. Past characters will be simplified or slightly modified while retaining their essence. From the ancient times of ignorance to wizards Through oracle bone divination, many new words have been born unintentionally...
These unintentional creations are also a kind of natural change.
This kind of natural change is caused by both time and geographical factors. It diversifies the shape, pronunciation and meaning of characters, resulting in more and more variant characters, different pronunciation and different meanings, resulting in The characters are not unified and standardized... Therefore, after a period of natural evolution, people must reform the characters to standardize and unify them... so as to make it easier to write and the image of communication, which is of great convenience for popularizing knowledge and recording information.
The development of writing is not static, but continues to evolve with the needs of the times and the progress of history.
On the window, Yu Zai and Lao Zi were lying on their backs, watching the children write furiously and sadly. Lao Zi even kept chewing grass in his mouth, as if to pass the time.
The children were furious. Those test questions were all about the content of more than a month since the beginning of the school. It was the first small test. However, many people were not too prepared.
...........
You Ben is a child of the Tong Hong family. He is as strong as a calf and is nine years old. His peers call him A Ben or Da Ben.
When he came to the school, he kept in mind the teachings of the old wizards in the tribe. He must listen carefully in the school, especially not to lose to the people in Yangcun.
However, Ruexu's talent can suppress everyone. Ben feels that the old wizard in the tribe talks nonsense every day and holds mobilization meetings every three days to say that he wants to surpass Yangcun. However, there are really not many smart people in the village.
The people from Yangcun are very smart. Ben thinks this must be because there is a particularly stupid goat in Yangcun, which absorbs the wisdom of those fools, while there is no particularly stupid cow in Niu Village... ..
Ah Ben was sitting near Ruan Xu. The exam questions were very difficult. Ah Ben scratched his hair and looked at the fill-in-the-blank questions and had no idea how to start. They were all things that were taught in class, but now it was as if his memory had been robbed. I can't remember it.
Abben wanted to copy, stretched his neck and looked around quietly, but after a while he felt a sharp gaze. It was Uncle Xi scanning the surroundings. Aben lowered his head with a guilty conscience. When the old man's gaze shifted, he Only then did I dare to raise my head again.
Looking at the blank fill-in-the-blank question, this is a word-fill-in-the-blank question.
He looked at it carefully for a while, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind!
Like a storm, spiritual light keeps pouring out!
...........
In the office, the teachers' heads were crowded together.
Su Zai, Uncle Xi, Huang Di, Yu Yan, Wu Xie, Chu Qin...
And Lamb.
Laozi squeezed in while smashing the bar's mouth, and watched forcefully. He stared at the test papers with a faint contempt for everything, not knowing whether he understood them or not.
Although Uncle Xi didn't have much hope for this test, when the test papers were collected and the teachers made comprehensive corrections, everyone was still speechless.
This, this wave is!
Create language (fill in the blanks and directly create words on the spot); tamper with history, subvert politics, control the earth, violate the laws of physics, synthesize substances, change cells, and the sun will eject and start...
Ruzai turned the paper over and looked at it. There was actually a blessing at the back.
I can’t think of the answer, so I wish the teacher good health!
"It's okay, it's fine."
After Ruzai said something, the teachers around him burst into laughter. Only Uncle Xi's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot that Wen Ming had been carrying. His face was really like charcoal.
After teaching for more than a month, the results of this batch of test papers were simply terrible!
........
In the school, the teachers all went to correct the test papers, and the children suddenly fell into trouble because no one was in charge.
Some people stood up, holding their heads in their seats and wailing. Some people said they didn't know many questions in this exam and would get used to it next time. Others said they would definitely fail. Don't worry...
A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. The more exams come, the more promiscuous I become!
Of course this first official exam will be a blast!
"Really! I didn't know I was so powerful before! The exam made me realize that I am omnipotent!"
Abben boasted to his friends around him, saying that those fill-in-the-blank questions were so simple. It turns out that people can do anything if they are pushed hard, including math problems!
Not only did I finish writing it, but I also added comments with similar meanings on the side. I was so smart.
"Fill in the blanks with four words. Emperor Zhuanxu did something earth-shattering - Jue () Tian ()."
"How did you write it? Isn't it Jedi Tiantong?"
Abben was shocked: "Huh? Is that so? What I wrote was Jue Tian ([garbled code])"
"Wow, you made up the characters on the spot! What's that one at the back?"
"Are you the reincarnation of Cangjie?"
Your mother’s is absolutely amazing!
The friends all gave thumbs up, a little speechless.
Abben scratched his head and suddenly said: "So, did I write wrong on other questions? Can you tell me what you wrote on other questions?"
"The Yellow Emperor was first defeated by ____?"
"Huh? Is it Chi You, not Confucius?"
Abben looked at the friends around him in confusion, feeling that this was a bit strange. He clearly remembered that during class, the teacher was talking about Confucius beating up the Yellow Emperor on the river day and night, and everyone who came to challenge Confucius was One by one they fell.
"My Ah Ben, Zi Buyu has strange powers and chaos! How did you write the translation?"
"Confucius didn't want to speak, so he used his strange strength to beat the person who asked the question unconscious."
Ah Ben answered seriously. Some of his friends laughed so hard that they almost fainted. Someone told Ah Ben that you must have been entrusted with a dream by Confucius. These things were all mentioned when Ruan Xu was bragging last time! How could you remember what Uncle Xi said?
Uncle Xi just used Confucius as an example in class last time!
Really tampering with history!
"For the next question, please briefly describe the movement of the sun throughout the day. There is no limit to the way you describe it."
"Aben, you..."
Abben recalled it carefully: "This time it is absolutely correct. The sun ejected from Fuso and then entered the first cosmic speed!"
"This is definitely what Teacher Azai said!"
This time he was right, but someone else pointed out that although this was indeed what Yuan Zai said, it seemed to be just for the sake of chatting with others. Moreover, the big leader taught mathematics, so how could he be so good at Chinese? In the title of the subject, does it tell you that the sun starts ejection?
"If the sun starts ejecting, how will it land?"
"It hit the ground! That's how Yu Yuan and Shibuya were knocked out!"
Abben responded without hesitation and with confidence!
"Then...what is the first cosmic speed?"
"Ah...I don't know, I didn't take the test anyway."
Aben's answer level exceeded the expectations of other friends. Although it was his first exam, Aben seemed to have memorized all the things he usually brags about with others, and confused them with the knowledge he learned in class.
Classmate: "Use like something or other to make a sentence..."
Abben: "Eat as fast as a dog!"
Classmate: "What gets up early and crows every morning..."
Abben: "My grandma, she gets up and curses every day..."
Classmate: “___’s home is in heaven?”
Abben (confident) "Ancestor!"
Classmate: "...It seems...that's right."
Abben's forehead was sweating a little. He stared at his classmate and suddenly asked in a low voice:
"It should be fine. I also wrote on the back of the test paper that I wish you good health. He should give me some points."
However, everything went as planned. Uncle Xi's face suddenly appeared at the window, with a big beard sticking out from the window!
Then, a roar that pierced through the sky sounded throughout the entire school!
"Ben! What is this thing you wrote! Is this a paper that a person can write! You still know how to wish me good health, I am going to be mad at you! Ask your wizard to come tomorrow!"
Uncle Xi kicked in the door and came in. The old man was so angry that he could tear a tiger or a leopard alive with his majesty. Ben was so frightened that he trembled and muttered in a low voice, saying that this was the first test and he didn't feel good. He would wait until later. You will understand if you take more tests...
Then Uncle Xi began to report the scores. Those who failed the exam trembled when their names were called, and ten boards were given to them immediately.
"Sir, you should use paper for copying texts..."
One child spoke weakly, but the response that greeted him was Uncle Xi's sneer:
"Use paper? No, no, no, I understand now. I came here to teach just to punish you. Let you use paper to punish you for copying. That is a waste of paper. I can't do such a costly thing. So you reuse the wooden boards for me!”
Outside the window, Yu Zai appeared. Seeing the children falling into a new round of despair, she couldn't help but slowly touch her chin.
"In the past, the learning of writing was not systematic. Being able to speak does not mean being able to write. It's like you are very familiar with a person but don't know his name. Don't you always use 'hello' when talking? ?”
"Nowadays, it seems that children are still a little uncomfortable with the systematic training and learning. But what Ben said is right. Take more tests, what about tests? If you keep taking tests... you will become familiar with them."
"Knowledge is not something that can be obtained easily, and from two years of school life, you can judge what kind of job this child is suitable for in the future. To say that rotten wood cannot be carved is just an angry talk... Actually there is no such thing. Wood that cannot be carved is just a matter of seeing if there is any use for the wood..."
Yuzai started talking to himself again, with many emotions and thoughts.
But at this time, he saw Yu Xu in the school turning his head sideways. The little kid grinned, picked up a corner of his test paper, and pointed it towards the window where Yu Xu was sitting.
The child wanted to show off, or wanted to let the people he respected see the results of his efforts, so the glimmer of light fell into the window and floated on the corner of the test paper, and he saw a full score clearly marked on it.
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