"What kind of god and qigong master are they?"
Ruan Zai happily sent the message. After all, the Chishui woman was the one who could kill Chi You's Feng Boyu Master twice. In terms of natural disaster level, she was not inferior to Ying Long, but she didn't have as brilliant a record as Ying Long - after all, Nuwa took action.
"There is a man in the wilderness of the southwest, one foot long and nine feet around his belly. He is a tortoise and a snake, wearing a scarlet bird. He holds a green dragon in his right hand and a white tiger in his left hand. He knows the rivers and seas fighting for dendrobium, the number of mountains and rocks, the speech of birds and beasts in the world, and the knowledge of hundreds of thousands of people. Plants, trees, salt, and bitterness are called saints, one is a philosopher, one is a sage, and one is a virtuous person.”
"There is a man in the Western Wilderness, as long as a man, wearing ragged clothes, with tiger claws on his hands, and a terrible name. He walks alone when others are alone, and will eat human brains, or his tongue will stick out for more than ten feet on the ground. When the man hears the sound first, he burns a big stone and throws his tongue into it. , they will die because of exhaustion of Qi, otherwise they will eat human brains."
To put it simply, these two gods, one is a big man who is ten feet tall, that is, three meters tall, with snakes on his feet and oracle bones on his waist, tattoos on his body and red bird feathers, a blue dragon tattoo on his right hand, and a tattoo on his left hand. The white tiger knows the size of the rocks in the southeast, northwest, how deep and wide the rivers and seas are, the language of birds and animals, and the nature of the grass. Therefore, the world calls him "Wu Bu Da", which means a person who knows everything.
"Hahaha, bragging, you are lying to me. There is such a powerful person. Why didn't Shennong find him back then?"
"Probably not born yet."
When the Chishui woman chatted with Yu Zai, she gradually started to laugh. This person was a very powerful bragger, but Yu Zai said that he once met a very powerful person who hiked three sea areas from Penglai Island in the East China Sea. He has left his footprints in the Canghai, East China Sea, and South China Sea. Then he went to the Central Plains, the South, and Beiye. He didn't even have so much knowledge. This person just stayed in the Western Wilderness and knew so much?
I can also play better!
Yu Zai immediately started blowing for the Chishui woman!
I can use bamboo poles to measure the distance from the sun to the earth. I can use shadows to determine the four seasons and solar terms. I can also know why the tides rise and fall. I can even make weather forecasts three days in advance!
"To deal with this kind of person, I will tell you and give you a way..."
Yu Zai gave a math problem and told Chishui woman Xian how to humiliate this person. After all, math can't lie. You can talk nonsense if you haven't seen the southeast, northwest, but math, if you can't do it, you can't do it. come out.
Even though your entire paper is filled with application questions, surprise me, I will give you a big zero for your outstanding performance.
After the Chishui woman laughed, she suddenly became curious: "Are you really familiar with these things?"
Yu Zai chuckled.
Don’t believe it, little sister, I will show it to you now. After all, this is not something easy to learn. I am just a little smarter than others.
What Yu Zai said is not nonsense, because the tribes in the East China Sea and the Mingyi group already know the principle of "the rise and fall of the waves rise and fall with the moon". This is what Shu Hai told Yu Zai, but their technology and theological technology Just click together. Today we will calculate the movement speed of the moon, and tomorrow we will kill two pigs to sacrifice to the moon god.
There is no conflict in this, I am happy with it! However, Shuhai said that the custom of human sacrifice was still retained there to offer sacrifices to the gods of the sun and moon. This was a typical feature of the technology tree being tilted to the Mariana Trench.
Then came the second godman, the guy named Xiang. He was not in the same category as the previous Wubuda. After thinking about it for a while, Yu Zai realized that there really was no distinction between good and evil in ancient times. The paintings of these two guys Feng Feng is obviously different. A righteous person and a villain, why can they both be invited by the Qusou clan?
The introduction of this god-man generally means that he likes to act alone and likes to eat people's brains. His tongue is very long, just like black and white. To deal with him, you can burn a red stone and smash his tongue, and he will died....
This genius has great tongue skills...
lick....
I understand, Pokémon has a big tongue, right? Anyone who licks it will be paralyzed (swearing) for one round.
"Isn't this death? If you burn the stone red and scald my tongue, I will definitely faint from the scalding. Isn't this normal!"
This godman is easy to deal with. Although the trick of burning rocks has been encountered before, people will not fall for it again, but the Chishui woman's passive talent is just right to restrain him.
Chishui woman Xian frowned: "But he is too disgusting."
Although she has never seen this godly man, but someone who can stick out his tongue so long must not be a handsome person... No, it should be said that no matter how handsome a person is, sticking his tongue out of his body for such a long time would still make people feel obscene. .....
"You're like this...I'll tell you something fun..."
My sword is coated with poison...lick it...
After hearing this, the Chishui woman couldn't help but laugh out loud, but she still laughed. This was indeed feasible. After all, others could hit his tongue if they threw a stone, so what's the point of applying some poison?
Besides, poisonous weeds can't be found, even if other grasses can't be found, the wizards must know a kind of grass!
Broken intestine grass!
Chishui woman Xian's mood suddenly became very good. She even said a little happily and teasingly that there was also the last great qigong master, who was famous in the past!
"He was known as the Witch Prime in the past!"
Not the person Akamatsuko mentioned, but the former "Six Enlightened Witches"!
Characters of this level are difficult to deal with. They are usually at the level of the ancestors of the family, such as Wu Dan in the Ba camp, Wu Xian in the Central Plains camp, Wu Gu in the Yanshui tribe, and some of the ten witches in Lingshan. Wizards similar to the Enlightened Six Wizards, such as Wu Peng, some people generally believe that he jumped back and forth between two top-level hospitals...
What's the problem with this!
After all, what's wrong with being a worker and working two jobs? It's not embarrassing, but you just have to make ends meet.
Some gods have died and need surgery, and they have to be transferred to another hospital. If you look familiar, I can charge you less, right?
The witch prime minister is one of the six enlightened witches. Little is known about him in the ancient stories. Yu Zai was also confused about this. The Chishui woman only said that he was the witch prime minister, but the witch prime minister It seems that the Chishui woman herself doesn't know what kind of skills she has.
........
Outside Zunye Ze, a tall horse stepped on the water. The scouts of the Qusou clan met the sentinels among the refugees. The first wave of conflict ended after a brief moment.
The people of the Qusou clan found the refugees. The scouts who had gone away returned to the distant wilderness after a few days, then blew the desolate horns and lit the wolf excrement on fire.
They've found their target and they're about to arrive!
