"Big boss, I have such a plan..."
One day after the discussion in Zhongyuan ended, regarding the current status quo and the confusing future development, the leaders of the country also discussed how to use the correct, most arrogant and domineering posture, and the most infuriating Zhongyuan, to safely Run back.
Think about it, running away in a hurry without looking back, or looking back while extending your middle finger and taunting loudly, which one is more likely to cause a cerebral hemorrhage?
You must run away, after all, you can't fight again and again. If the Central Plains is provoked, the mountains will be burned. At this time, within the country, Zong's Huozheng put forward a constructive proposal.
The small mouth tilted, and the aura was fully opened.
Zong Guo Huo Zhengdao: "Great wizard, please allow me to report carefully..."
"So, so, so, so..."
Huo Zheng's general plan is that he estimates that the Central Plains can't be conquered now, so he might use fire attacks to burn mountains, treat them as land reclamation, and burn a lot of people to death. If he uses fire attacks, the country will be destroyed. The warriors were obviously very afraid. Flames were not the focus of damage, but smoke and wild beasts.
Therefore, Huozheng's plan is that if the Central Plains burns the mountains first, then the country here will appear very passive, so he has to formulate two plans, one is "the fire-burning mountains and fields all day long, don't raise your head and short-sighted escape plan", the other is It was "a plan to escape from two sides, attack the Central Plains from both sides, and win a small victory with one move, then turn around and ridicule".
The name of this plan is very straightforward.
Just when the Central Plains sent people to burn the mountain, the people of the Zongguo went directly down the mountain from the mountain side and then took a detour to the rear of the Central Plains. At this time, most of his troops were in the front and there were insufficient manpower in the rear. After the Zongguo fought a battle, they could Loot everything you can take away, and burn everything you can't take away!
In other words, the Central Plains are burning in the front, and the Zongguo is burning their butts. The worst thing is to change houses! If I can't beat you, why can't I outrun you?
Don't underestimate the northerners on horseback, you bastards!
In our country, the coming-of-age ceremony involves racing with a horse. If you win, you will ride a horse, and if you lose, you will ride a horse.
"I heard that Emperor Fangxun is in the Central Plains camp! If we capture the Emperor of Heaven..."
The fire front looks gloomy.
But after following this plan, the great wizard raised questions.
"Are you sure that the Central Plains will set fire to the mountains? And there are so many people in the Central Plains, why are you going to attack their camps?"
The great wizard of the clan frowned: "Xianye Mountain was originally the ancestral land of many tribes. If they burned the mountain, wouldn't those tribes be angry?"
"Could it be..."
At this time, at the foot of the mountain behind them, Kui Long used his high-decibel totem horn to roar "angry":
"I'm going to count soon, get out of here, or we'll burn the mountain!"
Several big leaders looked at each other in confusion. At this time, the sentry came to report that Kui had set up a battle array. There was a large group of Central Plains warriors in Wuyang. You and I were crowded together at the bottom of the mountain. When I looked up, they were all human heads, and I felt panicked. .
"how many people!"
"Probably...at least half of them!"
"Okay, let's investigate again and report again! Nan Zheng, go out and quarrel with that person for a while, hold him back, and let's discuss running away, ah, no, let's discuss counterattack tactics!"
The great wizard of the country sent Nan Zheng out to hold Kui Long away. Seeing that everyone around him was very nervous, he coughed and said calmly like an old dog:
"Actually, I have known for a long time that Kui will definitely use the method of burning mountains. Huo Zheng, you are very good. I was just testing your ideas. I didn't expect that you and I would come up with the idea together, but the details still need to be strengthened. "
"Yes, I have expected it a long time ago. Everything is under control. Let's start implementing the plan according to Huo Zheng."
After saying this, the great wizard had already stood up, but he felt very unhappy in his heart.
Damn it, before I finished thinking about my mental activities here, you suddenly came over and said you wanted to burn the mountain. Isn’t this a slap in my face?
This one doesn't count. When I run away, I can make a plan to come back later.
People around him were a little confused.
I control your uncle, I also control the Five Thunders, I control your head.
At this time, Kui outside was shouting again:
"Don't worry! If you resist, there's nothing you can do! But don't worry, we'll try to make the fire as strong as possible. You can trust our mountain-burning skills! Once the fire burns over and the thick smoke passes, the pain will only be temporary!"
"After all, you will still be trampled by the frightened beasts, after all, your waist will be broken by the flaming trees, after all, you will accidentally fall into the valley, after all, you will still get lost in the light of the fire! So... ..”
Kui cursed a lot.
There is not a word that one should say.
Hearing that the leaders of the clan were so excited, they wanted to go down the mountain naked on the spot and ask for a fight. They wanted to have an in-depth contest with Kui, and their anger gauge was about to explode. However, the great wizard gently let go:
"Don't fall into his trap! He is the hunter, and you are the enraged prey! At this time, the prey should think carefully about why the hunter set such an obvious bait! Yes, he just wants to kill you, so if you Going down the mountain is what he wants!"
"Don't worry, I will guide you, and you will definitely leave a swamp in the Central Plains. Listen to what Kui said. Are they exactly the same as what I and Huo Zheng said? So don't panic! Everything is under control. middle!"
"Okay, everyone, pack up and prepare to run... prepare to counterattack!"
"Capture and kill Di Fangxun!"
Several leaders also gradually calmed down and complimented each other with words such as "The great wizard makes you live forever".
Huo Zheng also called out, and then after thinking about it, something suddenly felt strange.
What do you mean by talking with him?
This is obviously what I said alone...
But the will of the great wizard is correct. There is no doubt about the great wizard. Although the great wizard led everyone to defeat like a dog, the great wizard also severely humiliated the face of the Central Plains. He was defeated when he encountered Kui. In fact, it was not The great wizard's fault!
It’s not that the country doesn’t provide enough strength, but there are so many people in the Central Plains!
It's hard to fight with two fists and four hands, let alone a group fight?
The clan began to divide its troops into two groups, forming an encirclement. Huo Zheng came up with the idea, suggesting that there be more straw and more flags on the hilltops, and the animal skins must be exaggerated. There are about a thousand more people left to reply here.
"Fake things should be made more naturally."
"That's right. In order to ensure that the falsehood is more natural, clan leader! Whether our country can take a piece of meat from the Central Plains this time, this important task will be left to you."
The great wizard looked at the clan leader, who looked confused.
But the other three tribes within the clan applauded fiercely!
good! Heaven is about to confer a great responsibility on death, this is the man!
"Great wizard, I..."
"Hey, okay, okay, everything is under control! Watch the mud."
After the great wizard finished speaking, he left him here. The patriarch of the Zong clan wanted to ask three questions in particular.
Who am I, where am I, what do I do?
Well, the mission still has to continue, unless he goes down the mountain and surrenders at this time. The Zong clan leader actually had the idea for a moment, but stopped it immediately.
Because Kui started to scold again, and the scolding was particularly unpleasant. Filthy words such as the old sow shooting and sprinting came out of the mouth of the dignified Zhongyuan musician, which inevitably made the Zong clan leader furious.
Everyone knows that among the world's famous music artists, Prince Changqin is the first, followed by Yan Long, and Kui can be ranked fifth, but now, co-author you, is this "Zu An's Shouting Mai Art"?
Do you think this is a formation? Are you scolding me? Good fellow, if King Wu had allowed you to go to defeat Zhou, Jiang Ziya should have pulled you out of the grave. After this, at the age of Grand Master Wen, you would definitely have died of cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.
"He bullied me too much! If I surrender to him, I will become a female dolphin!"
At the same time, Kui burned the mountain here. After setting the fire, the entire country's strength began to circle around the mountains and fields, encircling them, intending to cut off the Central Plains from end to end. People from both sides gathered in the Central Plains camp!
"Capture and kill Di Fangxun!"
