After wandering for a long time, Yipian finally plucked up the courage to walk out of the basin. He moved on tiptoe, fearing to make any noise.
"Hehe... little fat guy..." Unexpectedly, before they walked five hundred meters, a sneer came from the air.
"Oh my God! The goblin is here again!" Yibing turned around and wanted to run back, but when he thought of Senior Sister Biyi's little face, he immediately stopped.
"It's your grandma's!" After one piece of cake, he gritted his teeth and started running wildly without touching the ground. Fortunately, because of his heavy weight, the traces he made in the swamp when he came have not disappeared, which just pointed out the way back to him.
All I could see was that a meat ball flew across the swamp like lightning, leaving only a sad voice echoing in the air: "Your grandma's... it's so fast..."
The rest of the way was much easier to walk. Yibing walked slowly while slowly savoring the taste of the snacks. When he was still half a mile away from Banyue Dun, Yibing heard the chirping of birds and insects in the pier, and his mood immediately improved. He didn't expect that he liked this ghost so much. . . Fairy place!
"I'm back!" Yibing couldn't help shouting. After practicing for so long, he was still full of energy, and his voice was really breathtaking. Unexpectedly, in an instant, everything in Banyue Dun became completely silent. Yibing's big face immediately drooped, and he walked towards the mountain gate with his head lowered and dejectedly.
After returning to Dunli, the first thing to do was to report to the senior brothers. The two senior brothers finally had a few days of leisure. When they saw the fat man coming back, their expressions immediately became unsightly. Yibing couldn't help but feel a little regretful. He shouldn't have eaten all those snacks, or else he could use them to coax these two senior brothers now, alas!
"That's good, don't worry if Master can come! When the time comes, Master will... Anyway, Master can control him!" Hongkun received the reply with great relief: "I will hand it over to him when Master comes!"
"Have you had a good journey with one piece of cake? Did you encounter anything?" Hongpeng asked with concern.
"Not good!" Yibing's big head shook: "It's tiring and far away, and there are goblins in the swamp!"
"..."
"Suddenly it got dark, and I heard the sound of "hula hula", which made me chase..." Yibi said with some lingering fear.
"Hey! It turns out it's him! That's not a fairy, that's a god!" Hongpeng said with a smile.
"Fairy? That laugh doesn't sound like that of a deity! How can a deity laugh so obscenely!"
"Don't talk nonsense, after all, you are still his junior! Okay, okay, stop being so angry, he is just teasing you!" Hongpeng quickly made a face.
"You're talking about it! You didn't tell me that you have to close your eyes to enter the Five Color Cave, so I wandered around in the basin for more than an hour!" Yibing suddenly remembered this matter.
"...I'm sorry, I forgot about the cake..." Hongpeng couldn't help but look ashamed. Because he usually goes to Wuse Cave to deliver messages, to eat and drink, and to have a few junior sisters. . . Ahem. . . But now the business was snatched away by this little fat man, so I felt a little unhappy, so I forgot to tell Yibing about it.
The sun and the moon flew by, and soon it was time for Taoist Meng Hong’s disciple recruitment conference. I thought that there would be a lot of guests at the meeting, but I didn’t know that no one came all morning. It seems that Master’s destiny is not that good either! However, brother Yibi was very busy, arranging things here and there, making the mooncake happy.
Except for Yipie, the other brothers all seemed extremely nervous. Only Yipie could only think about what to eat for lunch. Hongkun and Hongpeng were secretly nervous. After all, everyone they brought out was quite productive, but they were the only ones who couldn't do anything like a half-hearted foodie.
It was already two o'clock in the morning when everything was ready, but still no one had arrived. The master didn't care at all and was still running around with a happy face. As the leader of his fellow apprentices, Hongkun could only hope that his uncle would arrive quickly and complete the apprenticeship ceremony.
At this moment, a colorful auspicious cloud suddenly appeared in the sky. The brothers looked up and saw several fairies faintly floating down. The leader was none other than Taoist Master Xi Feng.
"Uncle Master! Senior Sister Biyi!" A pancake immediately jumped up. The entire apprenticeship stage couldn't help but be fooled. His voice was so loud that you could see Biyi's face shrinking from a distance.
"Meet Master!" Under the leadership of Hongkun, all the disciples quickly fell to the ground and knelt down.
"Get up!" Taoist Master Xifeng landed on the ground, and five female disciples immediately stood behind him.
"Haha...junior sister is here, let's start! Let's start!" Taoist Master Meng Hong jumped over happily.
"Senior brother! Be more steady!" Taoist Master Xifeng glared at his senior brother fiercely.
"..." Meng Hong stuck out his tongue and glanced at Hongkun.
"Uncle and the junior sisters, please take a seat first!" Hongpeng, who was considerate, rushed up first.
"Peng'er is becoming more and more well-behaved!" Taoist priest Xi Feng said with a smile. Hongkun couldn't help but roll his eyes at Hongpeng.
"No way!" Hongpeng was so praised that he couldn't close his mouth with laughter.
"Where's Dun'er?" Taoist Master Xifeng said while looking around.
"Dun'er?" Hongkun looked confused.
"Giggle...where is that fat guy Yibing?" Taoist priest Xiefeng said with a smile.
"Oh... that's quite the image... a piece of cake!" Hongkun couldn't help but laugh.
"Here! Here!" Yibing, who had been leaning not far from Biyi, jumped over quickly, and the whole table shook again, so scared that Master Xiefeng quickly grabbed the chair.
"Greetings, Uncle Master!" A piece of cake fell to the ground and it was like a head.
"Giggle...Okay, okay...No need to kowtow...Really, you fat guy..." Xi Feng hurriedly stretched out his hand to help: "You worked hard last time to deliver the letter!"
"It's not hard! Thank you, uncle!" Yibing then stood up.
"Since Uncle Master has arrived, Master! Let's get started, shall we?" Hongkun hurriedly stepped forward to ask Meng Hong for instructions.
"Okay! Let's begin!" The master sitting next to Xiefeng looked at his junior sister cautiously.
The disciple recruitment meeting went very smoothly and was over in less than half an hour. What everyone least expected was that Taoist Meng Hong would give four disciples four very confusing dharma titles. The dharma name of Iron Pillar is Mengtian, the dharma name of Atu is Mengdi, the dharma name of Baoyu is Mengren, and the name of Yibing is Menghe, which means the heaven, earth and people. But if you pronounce it wrongly, it becomes Mengtian, Mengdi, Mengren. Got it!
Taoist Xi Feng is really angry and wants to laugh! Let senior brother change it. It's now time and it's really inappropriate. In desperation, I could only laugh it off. The three new apprentices also had troubled expressions on their faces, except Yibing who didn't care at all, because what he cared about most now was that he could finally eat.
Although only Uncle Master and the others were considered guests, they were all our own people after all, and the atmosphere was particularly warm. Taoist Xifeng called Yibing to sit next to him and kept asking after him. Since the last time Yibing delivered a letter, Taoist Xiefeng liked this little chubby boy even more. Yibing felt even happier because Senior Sister Biyi was on his right side. For some reason, since he last saw Senior Sister Biyi, he kept thinking of her inexplicably. When he saw her today, his heart was beating even more, and the closer he got to her, the happier he became.
"Sit over there! He's so fat that he can't even sit down!" Biyi looked disgusted: "This fat boy with big ears, every time I see him I can't help but think of him. Screaming fat pig.”
"Okay, okay..." Yibing hurriedly nuzzled towards Xiefeng. For the first time in his life, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in because he was fat.
"Dun'er, why don't you eat? Are you okay?" Seeing a piece of cake with only chopsticks and no vegetables, Taoist Xi Feng couldn't help but worry, fearing that the pills he ate indiscriminately caused some problem.
"It's okay... I have a bad appetite..." Yibi tried hard to hold his stomach.
"You have to eat somewhere, you can't do it when you're hungry!"
"He can't starve to death. He can't starve to death even if he's hibernating with his physique! Haha..." Biyi couldn't help but sarcastically said.
What others said after that, Yipian didn't hear a word clearly. He secretly looked at Biyi with his head filled with confusion, and he didn't come back to his senses until he heard someone shouting.
"Who are you? Who are you? How dare you come to Yuedun to cause trouble!" Hongkun didn't know who he was shouting with. Yibing stood up and looked around. Unexpectedly, the hall was already filled with men in black wearing bows and arrows.
"Hehe! I heard that Meng Hong, the old bastard, is picking up the little bastard today, so I'm here to congratulate him!" the leader of the men in black sneered.
"What did you say?" Hongkun drew his sword and stabbed before he finished speaking.
"Oh! I'm so anxious!" The leader of the men in black hurriedly sidestepped and drew out the big red bow from his back.
"Kun'er, stop!" Taoist Priest Meng Hong rose into the air and landed directly between the two of them: "You little bastard, who sent you here? How dare you act wild in front of me, Meng Hong?"
The man in black couldn't help but was stunned at first, but then he smiled sinisterly and said: "Who sent you? Hehe... who is it? Do you think it is someone on the moon?"
As soon as the time came, Taoist Meng Hong's face turned green, the corners of his mouth twitched violently, he yelled "Ouch", and then disappeared.
"Hehe! No one will support me this time, right?!" The leader of the men in black snickered and raised the big red bow.
"I don't know how high the sky is!" Taoist Master Xifeng, who was originally going to chase Meng Hong, waved his hand and shot out five stones. "Ouch! Oops!" With a sudden crash, five men in black fell to the ground.
"Five-color stone?!" The man in black at the head was so frightened that he backed away.
"Hey! Do you still have some ideas? Go back and tell your master that as long as I am with Xiefeng, no one can bully my senior brother!" Taoist priest Xiifeng first praised him for recognizing the five-color stone, and secondly praised him for hiding it. Passed his own hidden weapon.
"You...are you working with a senior brother like this? Aren't you afraid of others gossiping behind your back?" the leader of the men in black asked bravely.
"Haha... Whoever wants to say anything can say it. He will also be my senior brother at some point!" Taoist priest Xiefeng's eyes widened, and he started to move with his right hand again.
"Okay... Okay... I'll take my leave... I'll take my leave..." The leading man in black was so frightened that he quickly turned around, and a group of people immediately carried the injured and flew away. Their master had so many calculations that he actually forgot that there was such a powerful junior sister!
"Be careful! I'm going to see your master!" Seeing that the enemy had gone, Taoist Xiefeng immediately flew in the direction where Meng Hong disappeared.
The apprenticeship banquet can no longer be held! Hongkun had no choice but to tell his brothers to clean up quickly. Yibing had a reluctant look on his face. Although he was also worried about his master, as soon as Senior Sister Biyi left, his hunger returned. Is he going to pack it up before he is full? ! But at this moment, no one among us had the nerve to ask for food. In desperation, he had no choice but to swallow silently.
"One cake, are you okay?" Hongpeng asked with concern.
"It's okay... Who are these people?" Yibing shook his head with difficulty.
"Looking at the dress, it must have something to do with the man on the moon!" Hongpeng raised his eyes and looked at the sky.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Hongkun turned his head and glared at Hongpeng. Hongpeng quickly shut his mouth and became silent. But Yibi was very curious: "Dressing up? Can you tell by dressing up?"
"Giggle...Of course I know the bad things I did..." Suddenly, a burst of laughter like silver bells came from the underground. Brother Hongkun was so frightened that his whole body became numb. Before they could react, a group of girls dressed in white and carrying mallets sprang up from the ground.
"They are..." Before Hongpeng could finish his words, dozens of hidden weapons were thrown at him. The brothers jumped up quickly, and only one person, Yibing, was knocked to the ground. This is no wonder, probably because his target was too big, almost all the hidden weapons were aimed at him. In an instant, Yibing was buried under the hidden weapons.
"Carrot!" Tie Zhu's scream made Yibing wake up immediately after being smashed. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the hidden weapon was indeed a pile of white radish. He tried hard to get up, but failed in the end. At this time, all the brothers rushed to meet the enemy, and no one could care about him. He couldn't move anyway, so he was so hungry that he simply grabbed a radish and ate it. Needless to say, it was really crispy and sweet. While he was eating, he watched the brothers fighting with the group of girls in white. It was obvious that the brothers had the upper hand.
"Okay..." Just when Yibing was about to cheer for his brothers, he found that Tiezhu had been kicked out and Ah Tu was staggering and defeated. Immediately, a faint scent of osmanthus floated over.
"Who is coming?" Dozens of strong men suddenly fell from the sky, causing Hongkun to become confused. These strong men are all dressed in brown woodcutter clothes, and each holds two axes.
"You are here!" the girl in white at the head said coquettishly.
"Something delayed me! Sorry!" the leader of the woodcutter said and ran straight towards Hongkun. The ax hit the ground with a clang, causing Hongkun to almost drop the sword in his hand.
"What a great strength!" Hongkun praised loudly. Next to him, Hongpeng hurriedly stepped forward to assist.
The brothers and sisters who had the upper hand just now were about to be unable to withstand it. Even after eating a cake with six radishes, I had no intention of eating any more and desperately wanted to get up to help. But the more things went wrong, the more trouble came. His stomach suddenly started to growl, and it became more and more painful.
"Brother, give me a hand!" Seeing Tiezhu falling over again, Yibing quickly called for help.
"Here it comes!" Tie Zhu hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull, but was immediately knocked down by two radishes.
Seeing his brothers fall to the ground one after another, Hongkun hurriedly told everyone to retreat. He silently recited a spell in his heart, and immediately used magic to cover everyone in the middle. The few strong men who were chasing after him were instantly hit by the invisible magic wall and their heads were badly bruised.
"This is Tianqingzhao, no god can break in!" Hongpeng scolded a few strong men who still wanted to break in.
"Giggle...is that right?" The girl in white clothes at the head smiled and shook her head at the sisters behind her.
Seeing this, the girls in white immediately disappeared. Before Hongkun could react, they had already gotten into the hood. The dozen or so tunnels left behind them were just enough for those strong men to find their way in.
"Oops!" Hongkun couldn't help but cry secretly: "It's over! I forgot this!"
"I'll fight with you!" Shitou shouted and rushed out. Unexpectedly, before the sword arrived, it was knocked out by three mallets. What a coincidence, it happened to hit the pile of radish heavily. The cake that was already in my stomach was overwhelmed by this heavy pressure. I couldn't bear it anymore, and a loud fart came out with a "bang" sound.
The fart sound was like a thunderbolt, deafening everyone's ears. Before everyone could cover their ears, dust was flying in the hood, and a strange smell filled the surrounding area. At that moment, there was no friend or foe anymore. Those who were lame were no longer lame. Those who had fallen on the ground also jumped up. Everyone supported each other and ran through the tunnel like mice.
When the dust settled, Yippie, who was already a little dizzy from the smoke, realized that he was the only one left in the whole cover.
"...This...return...counts you...lucky..." The girl in white clothes at the head could not breathe evenly. She only felt a tightness in her chest, fearing that she had suffered internal injuries. Looking at my sisters and those strong men, they were all holding their chests. They were either so shaken that they could no longer stand, or their noses and faces were bruised and swollen by the carrots.
"Let's... ahem... let's go..." The girl in white at the head quickly greeted everyone and helped each other to leave.
"Senior brother! Senior brother!" Yipian, who was finally free, shouted angrily. Since Hongkun's magic power had not been withdrawn, he was blocked by the cover, and the holes were too narrow for him to get through at all. Thinking of the master's teachings on how to escape from the earth, I also realized that after I farted, my whole body was completely drained of energy. I had no choice but to beg my senior brother to stop the method quickly.
"Don't... ahem... senior brother... wait a little longer..." Several senior brothers desperately grabbed Hongkun's arm.
