Hungry for three days! For a foodie who has never been hungry since birth, it is simply a life worse than death!
On the first day, Yibing was quite strong-willed, with a drooped face. He acted very calmly when he was supposed to be practicing martial arts and reading scriptures. Even so, the two senior brothers still didn't dare to take it lightly. They followed him almost step by step, fearing that he would act arrogantly and break the rules. It doesn't matter if you lie to the master, but this uncle can't do it. If you are discovered, you don't know how much punishment is waiting for you! Otherwise, why is the master so crazy that he is still afraid of her becoming like that? !
Sure enough, as soon as noon arrived, the smell of rice came from the kitchen, and Yibing began to become restless. Seeing his legs moving continuously, the two senior brothers quickly got into a charging position. Unexpectedly, until they started taking turns eating, they didn't even touch a piece of cake.
Seeing Yibing quietly going back to his room to take a nap, Hongkun couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. This is also very hard to keep track of!
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"Go back to your room and rest!" Hongkun said while yawning. Hongpeng frowned and shook his head, and Hongkun's face twisted together in pain.
I kept squatting until the end of the hour, but I didn't see any movement in the bakery. Just when Hongkun was about to fall asleep, there was a sudden soft "squeak" sound, which made the two of them immediately energetic. Looking up, the door seemed to be opened a little. Hongpeng babbled, and the two of them immediately opened the crack in the door and looked inside. If you don't look at it, you will see a pair of big round eyes staring at you.
"Oops..." Before Hongpeng could scream, a meat ball rushed out of the room.
"Catch him! Catch him!" Hongkun shouted as he was knocked to the ground. Watching the meat ball spin beautifully, it went straight to the back window of the kitchen. Soon after, Hongpeng took eight steps to catch up with the cicada. Unexpectedly, he only touched the corner of Yibing's clothes, and then fell heavily to the ground like a dog gnawing shit.
"Hahahahaha..." Hongkun's laughter shook the entire Banyue Dun. Hongpeng couldn't help but get angry. He jumped up and wanted to yell! However, I found that Hongkun didn’t seem to be smiling at him! Looking around, I saw that a piece of cake was stuck firmly on the back window of the kitchen! His body passed, but he forgot that his butt was too big!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
Yibing couldn't see those two senior brothers. If he could, he would be so angry that he would faint. Hongpeng laughed so much that he almost fell on all fours, and Hongkun even sat on the ground and jumped around. It wasn't until the two of them were almost laughing that they were angry, then they tried their best to calm down, and then helped each other move into the kitchen.
Yibing's big head was stunned, his big mouth kept muttering silently, and his two chubby hands were desperately grabbing in the air, but the bun on the grate didn't move at all!
"You...you...don't try..." Hongpeng laughed until tears flowed down his face. He picked up the steamed bun and shook it. It was covered with talismans, and he had been on guard against this move for a long time. In an instant, the cake was like a deflated rubber ball, and the head suddenly dropped. No wonder he can't escape even if he escapes to the ground, nor can he fly to the sky.
After a lot of effort, the two of them pulled the cake out of the window. While dragging him back to his room, Yibing was as motionless as a dead pig. However, although his body does not move, his mind does not stop. You can cast spells inside the moon pier, but you will not be able to cast spells outside the moon pier!
As soon as he dragged Yibi onto the bed, Hongkun muttered silently and stretched out his hand to draw a circle around him.
"One cake, just three days, it's over in a hurry!" Hongpeng glanced sympathetically at Yibing lying on the bed.
"Hmph! You can't escape this barrier anyway, so just stay here!" Hongkun frowned.
"What?" Yibing, who was still pretending to be asleep, suddenly jumped up. He reached out to touch it, and sure enough, there was an invisible wall blocking it up and down.
"Senior brother, senior brother, don't be like this! Don't be like this..." After a short meal, he panicked.
"Cake, there's nothing we can do about it! Who asked you to have sex with your uncle!" Hongpeng sighed.
"No! Senior brother, look at me, I listen to you more and practice Taoism with Master! Just two bites... It will kill you in three days. By then, it will not be easy to find another fat man. ..." I don't know where this eloquence came from. He was now rational and emotional, and Hongkun was so moved that his nose felt a little sore.
"Senior brother..." Hongpeng couldn't help but glance at Hongkun.
"What are you looking at? Can you afford to offend my uncle?!" Hongkun glared at him, then turned to look at Yibing: "Isn't it normal for a cultivator to fast and meditate?! Since you have committed a crime If you make a mistake, you should be punished!"
"..." Yibing's big eyes rolled around: "I wasn't the one who made the mistake? I eat whatever Master gives me. How come it's my fault?"
"Hey! That's not what you told Uncle Master!" Hongkun's nose was almost crooked with anger: "I also took the pills. If you are angry, punish me! Didn't you say this yourself? ?"
"At that time...at that time...oh..." Yibing was speechless for a moment. He really didn't know why he was so heroic.
Taking this opportunity, Hongkun quickly pulled Hongpeng out. They were really tired this morning, and they fell asleep as soon as they returned to the room. Unexpectedly, at dusk, a burst of ghostly cries and howls came from outside the house: "Are we going to starve to death? You two kidnappers! I was studying at home, but you kidnapped me and brought me here. Not only can I not eat, but I also I have to suffer every day! I want to tell Master! I want to tell Master!"
As soon as Hongpeng wanted to get up, Hongkun pushed him down on the bed: "Let's go to sleep!"
"But..."
"But what? Just pretended not to hear it, and it stopped after a while!" Hongkun frowned.
However, Yibing over there was getting more and more energetic in scolding, and the more he scolded, the more unpleasant it sounded! It was so shocking that the birds that accompanied the moon stopped flying, the cicadas stopped chirping, and even the eaves seemed to be drooping a lot! Several times, Hongkun almost jumped up after being scolded. In the end, Hongpeng found cotton and stuffed his ears. Only then did their ears finally become quiet.
I don’t know when it stopped. Anyway, when the two Hong brothers woke up again, they could no longer hear Yibing’s scolding. Taking advantage of the dark night, they tiptoed to Yibing's door. They could only hear humming and mumbling from inside, and they didn't know what he was talking to himself.
At dawn the next day, the brothers from the Hong family ran out of Yibing's house without even bothering to eat breakfast. It was quiet inside, and through the crack in the door, they saw Yibing lying motionless on the bed, her big belly rising and falling evenly.
"It's better not to call him..." Hongkun looked at Hongpeng.
"Yes! I forget to be hungry when I sleep!" Hongpeng nodded.
But until noon, the cake was still motionless, and it didn't even turn over. The two brothers, who were already somewhat relieved, couldn't help but feel uneasy. After finally staying up until dark, the cake still didn't move at all. Now the two brothers couldn't bear it anymore. They opened the door and rushed in.
"One Pie! One Pie!" Hongpeng shouted loudly, but there was no response from Yi Pie.
"Is there something wrong with hunger?" Hongpeng's face turned red with anxiety.
"Don't talk nonsense... If you have a crazy master and a crazy apprentice, then it's okay..." Hongkun certainly understands Hongpeng's worries. I remember back then, Master also went crazy after lying quietly like this for one night!
"But?"
"It should be fine! Look at his little face, which is flushed!" Hongkun comforted himself.
That night, the Hong family brothers basically didn't sleep. Now if they were crying over a piece of cake, they would be relieved. On the contrary, being motionless like this made them even more miserable. This night, the two brothers didn't know how many times they peeked, and it wasn't until dawn that they fell asleep in a daze.
"Senior brother! Senior brother!" At noon on the third day, Hongpeng suddenly sat up from the bed.
"Ah? You ran away again?" Hongkun jumped up suddenly. He had been dreaming about running away with a piece of cake all night.
"What? It's already noon!" Hongpeng looked at his senior brother with red eyes.
"Oh..." Hongkun sat back on the bed: "Peng, go get something to eat! This kid is fasting, so we both don't eat much. I'm a little hungry!"
"Okay! I'll go take a look at the cake first!" Hongpeng nodded.
When Hongpeng got back the dry food, just by looking at his face, Hongkun knew that Yibing's situation was still the same. However, the sesame seeds on the plate gave him an idea. So, he quickly urged Hongpeng to take a few bites of the bar, and then pulled him into Yibing's room.
"You call him!" Hongkun nuzzled at Hongpeng, and then with one move of his right hand, he transformed into a freshly roasted little rabbit!
"One cake! One cake!" Hongpeng looked at his senior brother with confusion on his face. I saw him holding the little rabbit in his hand and shaking it in front of the bed. The scent made Hongpeng drool a little.
"Look at his nose!" Hongkun couldn't help laughing. I saw Yi Bi's little nose twitching involuntarily.
"Hehe... this kid..." Hongpeng couldn't help but laugh. This kid can react to smelling delicious food while sleeping, which means he is fine.
In the evening, Hongkun suddenly stopped Hongpeng who was about to cook: "Peng, cook more porridge! I have been hungry for three days, so I can't eat too much dry food!". Hongpeng couldn't help but be stunned, when did this senior brother become so careful!
As soon as midnight passed, the Hong family brothers who had been waiting outside the door rushed into the house. Hongkun muttered silently, and with a flick of his right hand, the barrier around Yibing was removed.
"One cake! It's time, you can eat!" Hongpeng stepped forward and pushed several handfuls of cakes, but he remained motionless.
"Hey! What's going on with you kid?" Hongkun stepped forward with a big mouth.
"Senior brother?" Yibing immediately opened his eyes.
"Aren't you hungry? You didn't even move for a long time!" Hongpeng was also a little angry.
"I'm not hungry!" Yibing said seriously.
"Are you okay?" Hongpeng quickly touched Yibing's forehead with his hand. It wasn't hot either!
"Who said that?" Suddenly he saw the porridge bowl on the table, and immediately changed into a different person as soon as he saw a meat ball bouncing towards the table.
"This... this is fucking normal..." Hongkun couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
When everything subsided, the Hong family brothers curiously asked why they were not hungry. It turned out that Yibing did feel a little hungry and fainted at first, so he simply lay on the bed and was too lazy to move. At that time, all I could think about was chicken, duck, and fish, but I realized that I couldn’t eat it anyway, so I started to force myself not to think about it. If you don’t want chicken, duck, and fish, you have to think of something else. What else is there? It’s nothing more than those scriptures and scriptures taught by Master! Unexpectedly, after memorizing it back and forth, I started practicing subconsciously. This practice is amazing, and I am not hungry anymore!
The brothers from the Hong family looked at each other and cursed in unison: "Damn, this damn fat guy can practice even when he's hungry!"
In the blink of an eye, half a year passed. The master is still crazy and crazy, sometimes good and sometimes bad. Although his teachings are still messy, Yibing is much better than before. He can understand it from front to back by touching it by himself. If he really can't make it, he goes to the Hong family brothers for advice. Since the last elixir stealing incident and the fasting incident, the relationship between the three brothers seems to have undergone a qualitative change. Yibing's respect for his master moved the Hong family brothers very much, and they really began to respect him. He is treated as a junior brother. In the past, he was actually just a piece of meat in their eyes!
Despite this, Yibing is still the worst trained among the four junior brothers! In fact, I can't blame this one, because the other three of them all practiced according to the system, and he was the only one who did it randomly. However, this method of retrieving objects from afar is the best practiced by Yibing. The first thing he does every day is to catch all the rabbits in Banyue Dun. Although he can't eat them, he still has to catch them. At first, the rabbits in Banyue Dun were still running around, but in the end, the rabbits in Banyue Dun didn't run away at all. Early in the morning, they took the initiative to wait for Yi Bi to catch them. Yi Bi was so angry that he couldn't help but Stomp your feet.
Over the past year, the master has become even more crazy. He insists on holding a disciple recruitment meeting, and even invites his uncle to attend. After discussion, the brothers from the Hong family decided to let Yibing deliver a letter to their uncle this time. After all, he hasn’t made a trick in such a long time!
"Really?" Yibing's eyes widened, and his big belly trembled.
"Really. Seeing that you have been practicing very hard recently, this should be considered a reward!" Hongkun nodded seriously.
"Okay! Okay! Okay! Uncle Master's place must have a lot of delicious food!" Yibing stuck out his tongue excitedly.
"What a beautiful idea you have! Uncle Master's place is full of female disciples, and they usually eat grass...vegetarian!" Hongkun said forcefully.
"No way? I'm not going..." Yibing's big face drooped as soon as he spat.
"Hey! If you don't want to go out if I give you a chance, then I'll go!" Hongpeng pretended to snatch the invitation letter from Yibing's hand.
"No, let me go!" Yibing hurriedly rushed to the side, thinking: "The rabbit outside Banyue Dun can't be a fairy rabbit too!"
Before leaving, Brother Hongpeng drew a map for Yibing. He said that thirty miles eastward, there is a forest. After the forest, there is a swamp. After passing the swamp, you will see a basin surrounded by mountains. There is a cave in the center of the basin, named "Five Color Cave", where my uncle lives.
"Isn't this just a goblin?!" Yibing thought to himself: "Master lives in the sky with the moon, and uncle lives in the five-color cave underground. The relationship between these brothers and sisters is a bit strange. You must be careful when sending the letter this time. After all, it is The details of those who were abducted up the mountain are still not clear to me, so they will eat me again!"
"What are you thinking about again?" When Hongkun saw his eyes rolling around, he knew that this kid was flirting with something again. Ever since he met Yibing, he finally understood something: being fat does not mean being stupid!
