The next night, Yibing suddenly heard a "dong" sound in the yard. No way, at this point? It was at this point that Master left yesterday. Sure enough, before he could open the door, the master's head stuck out from the crack in the door.
"Have Kun'er and the others returned from sending the letter?" Master seemed very worried and looked around nervously.
"..." Yibing couldn't help but have a question mark on his face.
"Hehe... I wish I didn't come back..." Without even waiting for Yibing to answer, Master suddenly rushed to Yibing's front.
"Master...you..." Yibing started to speak but stopped. He wanted to tell Master that it happened last night, but seeing his crazy look, he finally swallowed it.
"Quick enough! Give me the candy balls!" the master said excitedly and took out a pink bag.
"Master..." Yibing looked down and saw that the pink bag was indeed filled with sugar balls, but they were oval and pink, completely different from the round black sugar balls before.
"Eat quickly! Keep practicing after eating!" The master's smiling face disappeared immediately.
"Oh..." Yibing quickly grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth. In the past, the sugar balls were sour and sweet, but this time they are sour and salty. It seems more appropriate to call them salty balls. But I didn’t dare to ask more questions about a piece of cake. It’s better to have something to eat than nothing.
In the blink of an eye, an hour passed. The master also ate up all the new salted balls, but there was still no movement at all from the cake. In addition to a little "gurgling" in his stomach, the zhenqi in his whole body was still flowing around. Not to mention opening up the Ren and Du second meridians, it was almost impossible to even control it.
The crazy master became even more furious, and his attacks became heavier and heavier. Fortunately, the pie had a rough skin and thick flesh, otherwise he would have been unable to hold on to the food for a long time. Yibing also felt extremely guilty. After eating so many sugar balls and salty balls from Master, he still couldn't do it at all. He even thought that he really couldn't handle it. However, since eating those new salty balls, the energy in his body seemed to be divided into two streams, one was hot and the other was cold, causing constant and severe pain in his stomach.
"Master? My stomach hurts..." As soon as Yibi opened his mouth, Master's big ear scraper came over.
"You bastard, you're still pretending to have a stomachache! The floor has been smashed, and you haven't even seen an inch of it!" The master was so angry that he pulled at his beard.
"Master, I'm not pretending... Ouch..." Suddenly there was a sharp pain, and Yibi immediately covered his stomach in pain.
"Hey! Little brat, you're still showing off your energy..." The master said and kicked Yibing right on the perineum. A shocking fart sound was heard in the room.
"Ouch!" Yibing immediately jumped up from the ground, and then hit the window diagonally.
"You..." The master who rushed out of the room couldn't help being stunned. A piece of cake actually flew up, and it was still flying upward without stopping the car.
"Master, help me! I can't stop! Master, please help me!" Yibing couldn't help but feel dizzy as he flew higher and higher.
Taoist Master Meng Hong was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth. He thought to himself: "I obviously taught him the art of escaping from the earth. Why did he fly? Could it be that I taught him the wrong way?"
"Wow! It's flying!" The brothers from the Hong family who rushed out after hearing the sound exclaimed in unison.
"Ah..." After being called out by the two brothers, Taoist Meng Hong came to his senses. He quickly grabbed the cake from the air and caught it while it was still rising.
"Thank you, Master... Oops..." Yibing suddenly stopped, his joy suddenly turned into fear, and he was hitting the ground.
"I... I obviously taught the art of escape from the earth..." The moment he fell from the master, Yibing heard the master's muttering, and the contents of the scriptures immediately appeared in his mind.
"Poof!" There was a sound, and the cake went into the ground.
"Wow! Got in!" The brothers from the Hong family exclaimed in unison.
At this moment, a woman's angry voice suddenly came from mid-air: "Brother! Give me back my elixir!" Taoist Meng Hong didn't even raise his head, turned around and ran away. Unexpectedly, before he could fly, he was caught The person twisted his ears tightly.
"Uncle!" The brothers from the Hong family knelt on the ground with a bang.
A frowning woman glared at them fiercely: "Humph!"
"Junior sister...Junior sister...it hurts..." Taoist Priest Meng Hong kept begging.
"Where is my Mysterious Golden Pill?"
"...No more..." Taoist Master Meng Hong didn't dare to resist at all.
"Gone?"
"Ah...it was eaten up..."
"Eat them all? So many? By whom?" The uncle turned to glare at the Hong family brothers, so frightened that they quickly shook their heads.
"One cake..." Seeing the confusion on Junior Sister's face, Taoist Master Meng Hong hurriedly added: "My new disciple..."
"You..." Uncle Master was so angry that he pinched Taoist Meng Hong's ears: "You are so crazy! Your golden elixir belongs to yang, and my golden elixir belongs to yin. How can we eat them together! It will kill people." of!"
"No... no... I can still fly!" Meng Hong waved his hands desperately.
"No? Where is the person?" Uncle Master looked unbelieving.
"Escaped..." Hongkun hurriedly pointed at the soles of his master's feet.
"Really!" Hongpeng nodded quickly.
The uncle couldn't help but let go of his hand. Among her senior disciples, Hongpeng was her favorite. He had never told her any lies. When she saw him, she nodded and thought it must be true.
"I'll go first...get him up..." Taoist Meng Hong looked around hurriedly, looking for a piece of cake on the ground.
"No need to look for it, I didn't see any rabbits scurrying out..." Uncle Master couldn't help but slap his mouth hard after saying this.
"Ah..." Taoist Master Meng Hong immediately shouted and disappeared without a trace.
"Oops! You're all blaming me! Why did you mention the rabbit!" Uncle Master sighed: "Get up!". The brothers from the Hong family quickly stood up.
"You want a cake, right?" Uncle Master glanced at them, then hid in the ground. When you see a rabbit running away, you might be right to follow the direction in which the rabbit is escaping. Sure enough, she saw a fat man biting the hind leg of a rabbit and refusing to let go, causing the rabbit to kick around desperately. Uncle Master grabbed Yibi's neck with one hand, pinched Yibi's mouth open with the other, and jumped to the ground with a "snap".
"Rabbit! Rabbit!" Yibing was so angry that he wanted to get back in, but his uncle grabbed him back.
"You...Master's Wife?" Looking at the beautiful Master's uncle, he couldn't help but become crazy. Uncle Master's little face turned red all of a sudden.
"Don't talk nonsense! This is master's junior sister, Taoist priest Xi Feng, called master uncle!" Hongkun was so frightened that he slapped him.
"Uncle Master..." Yibing shouted doubtfully, thinking to himself: "He and Master are a good match!"
"Little fat man, that's all nonsense!" Taoist priest Xiefeng said coquettishly, looking very happy.
"Seeing as Master is so afraid of you, I thought..." Yibing pouted aggrievedly.
"Did you see it?" Xi Feng raised his eyebrows.
"No, no! I heard Master begging for mercy..."
"What! He's afraid of me because he stole my elixir!" Xiefeng suddenly frowned and reached out to pinch Yibing's veins. He was so busy chasing rabbits that he could still hear what was going on on the ground.
"Master's wife! No...Master's uncle?" Yibing blurted out again.
"You little kid... you are still playing tricks, your life is almost gone!" Uncle Master said and pinched Yipiao's fat face.
"Uncle Master, have mercy on me! Uncle Master, have mercy on me! I won't dare to do it again!" Yibi jumped in pain.
"I am not going to spare your life! You have eaten so many of my Mysterious Gold Pills. My pills belong to Yin and your master's pills belong to Yang. It will be fatal to eat them together! How many of your master's Chaos Golden Pills have you taken? A piece?"
"..." Yibing shook his big head with a pale face.
"What do you mean? Don't know?" Uncle Master couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
"I don't know! Anyway, that whole bag... was eaten..." After hearing what Uncle Master said, Yibing immediately felt dizzy and wanted to fall over. Fortunately, Hongkun reached out to support him, and their eyes met. Hongkun's eyes were full of envy, jealousy, and hatred. Yibing quickly closed his eyes and pretended not to notice.
"Huh?!" Uncle Master screamed in fright. Yibing couldn't help but take a peek and saw that Uncle Master was eagerly taking his pulse.
"What are you pretending to be? Your qi and blood are smooth, and the two meridians of Ren and Du have been opened! It's really God's will!" Seeing Yibing still half-lying in Hongkun's arms, the uncle who had taken his pulse couldn't help but say He gave Yibing another slap on the forehead.
"...But why do I still feel dizzy..." Yibing touched his forehead and stood up tremblingly.
"Tell me the details!" Uncle Master was really angry and funny.
"Oh... It's just... Then I finished eating the golden elixir from Master... It had already been a night, and Master thought it was last night... It tasted different, salty... I felt a stomachache after eating it. ...a feeling of heat and a feeling of coldness...Later, I was kicked by the master and farted loudly...Then it flew out...Then...it was that rabbit, what a pity. "Until the end, I didn't forget to mention the rabbit that had been bitten into my mouth. His resentful eyes made Taoist Xi Feng almost laugh.
"Oh...forget it, this is God's will! I've eaten everything, so I have to return the bag to me!" Seeing the pink elixir bag tightly clutched in Yibing's hand, Taoist Master Xifeng hurriedly stretched out his hand.
He quickly smoothed the cake with his hands and handed it over: "Master...Uncle! Don't be angry with Master! He is so crazy that he doesn't even understand himself. What he teaches me is also here and there! Master!" Apart from being too bad-tempered..." After saying this, Yipiao couldn't help but touch his swollen chubby face: "They are quite nice, and they never make me hungry! They also give me pills. I ate it. If you are angry, punish me!" Thinking of the pitiful appearance of the crazy master, he knelt on the ground after one piece of cake.
The Hong family brothers, who were secretly jealous, were immediately stunned. They never expected that this boy would speak for their master. Taoist Master Xi Feng on the side was also surprised and happy. He was surprised that he dared to do something at such a young age, and he was happy that his senior brother had really accepted a good disciple.
"What's the punishment?" Taoist Master Xifeng deliberately teased Yibing.
I saw Yibing gasping for air, gritting his teeth, holding it in for a long time before finally saying: "Let me starve for three... three... three days...". As soon as he finished speaking, his face was filled with regret, and he thought to himself: "That's a bit exaggerated. Three days will be fatal..."
"Is not eating a meal considered a punishment?" Taoist Master Xifeng said disdainfully, but when she saw the Hong family brothers nodding at her desperately, her pink lips opened in shock.
"Three days is not enough!" Taoist Master Xi Feng frowned.
"Uncle Master..." Hongkun couldn't help but interjected: "This kid is most afraid of being hungry. Three days will really kill him!"
"Three days...and a half...?" Hey, Yibing's heroic spirit was still rising, and he gritted his back molars and looked at his uncle pitifully.
"Well..." Xi Feng laughed so hard in his heart, but he still shook his head with a straight face.
"Three days and a half...zero...two hours!" A piece of cake looked like he was determined to die, but his legs were already shaking.
"Uncle, just three days! He just saved his life, and he is hungry again... He is really good..." Hongpeng finally couldn't help but jumped out.
"Okay! But you have to agree to my three requests?" Taoist Master Xifeng just walked down the slope.
"Uncle Master, you said, I will never give up even if my disciples die!" Yibing stood up hastily and feebly, but he still spoke with great pride. It was fine no matter how much he blew it, but after not eating for three days, he really wanted to slap himself in the mouth.
"I'll talk about it later when I think of it..." Before he finished speaking, Taoist Master Xifeng took off into the air and ran towards the direction where the master escaped.
"Why are you just like Master, leaving as soon as you say!"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Brother, I'm hungry!" Yibing quickly turned around and begged Hongkun.
"Hey, you..." Hongkun was so angry that his nose was crooked.
"Senior brother, you can't curse!" Hongpeng suddenly became energetic again.
"You also want to be beaten, right?" Hongkun glared at Hongpeng fiercely: "Do you dare to break the promise you made to your uncle? Master doesn't even dare!"
"Can't you even eat it secretly?" Yibing almost burst into tears.
"Pie, please bear with me! My uncle is much better than my master!" Hongpeng quickly touched Yi Ping's fat face comfortingly.
