Time flies, three months passed quickly. The master was still crazy, coming and leaving whenever he wanted. The only thing that remained the same was that he would fall into the pond every time. The scriptures he taught about Yi Lian were also fragmented from one chapter to the next, and could not form a system at all. Even though one piece of cake was originally used to make up the numbers, the brothers from the Hong family were still anxious. After all, compared with the other three, they really couldn't handle it. Each disciple is in charge of two senior brothers. One day, they will have a competition to tell them where to put their faces.
Although it is still impossible to go down the mountain, Yibing has been able to go in and out freely inside and outside the courtyard for a long time. Especially the divine door, which would be opened proactively every time it saw Yippie rushing towards it, so there was no need for Yippie to push it at all. I heard from Senior Brother Hongkun that this place is called Banyue Dun, and it is the place where Master Meng Hong cultivates immortality. Banyue Dun sometimes falls to the ground and sometimes hangs in the air. There are thousands of houses on the mountain, hundreds of disciples, and countless magical birds and beasts. However, ordinary mortals will never be able to break in. Unless they are half-immortals, they will not even be able to discover it.
It had only been three days since he was released, and there was no one in Banyue Dun who didn't know Yibing. As soon as the master leaves, a meat ball will immediately roll around on the mountain, scaring the flowers and plants into shrinking into the soil. The magical birds and beasts will climb the trees if they can, and dig into the holes if they can. Even the fish, shrimp and tortoises in the pond were trying their best to sink to the bottom.
Probably because they were similar in age, Yibing and the other three disciples acquired by the Hong family brothers got along well with each other and often played together. Among the four disciples, Zhu Yibing is the fattest, the youngest, and the least qualified. Those three disciples were extremely smart, and each of them studied very seriously. When we get together, everyone talks endlessly about scriptures and doctrines. Only one cake can only shed tears and chase rabbits around, but so far, they have not been able to catch any!
Among them, Tiezhu, the oldest, is said to be a son of an Orion family. He is dark and tall and is good at archery. He learned the heavenly method from his master. Atu, the second oldest, was originally a farmer at home. He is short and capable, so his master taught him the earthly method. The other one, Baoyu, came from a wealthy family, was slim and elegant, and was good at money and food, so he learned the human method. Only Yibing couldn't figure out what kind of method he had learned. I went to ask the brothers from the Hong family, and the answers I got were also "I don't know why." In fact, the brothers from the Hong family are embarrassed to explain. Master's "Chaos Law" only has three articles, the Law of Heaven, the Law of Earth, and the Law of Man. Every time it is the turn of a piece of cake, there is nothing to teach, so I just make up for it. Which method is which method? Today the sky is at the top and the earth is at the end, tomorrow the earth is at the end and the people are at the end. Therefore, the master must bear a large part of the responsibility if the pie is not learned well.
But Yibing didn’t care. The only thing he cared about was when he could learn how to catch rabbits from the air. Although Hongkun repeatedly reminded him that the rabbits here were also fairy rabbits and could not be eaten, he still couldn’t help but Try again and again. Since he was willing to work in vain, the two senior brothers were too lazy to worry about it. However, every time he chased rabbits, his appetite would increase greatly, making Hongpeng's cooking always not enough.
Every time Master is coming, the Hong family brothers will prepare some food in advance to prevent Yibing from getting hungry during the study process. Although the master still beat and scolded him, he was still afraid that he would cry all over the place after eating a piece of cake, so he immediately blocked his mouth whenever he cried out that he was hungry. Strangely enough, as soon as he had something to eat, Yibing's mind immediately opened up and he became much brighter. After years of private schooling, his understanding of the scriptures seemed to be much deeper than others. However, I don’t know why, Yibing’s progress can’t keep up with the other three disciples. Those three have already started to cultivate their bodies and qi, but he still can’t find Bei there, and the master is so angry that he beats Yibing to the point of being fat. My face is swollen every day.
Of course Hongkun knew the reason, but he couldn't explain it openly. He could only feel anxious secretly. One day, other people's disciples will be able to float in the air, but my little fat guy can't jump up yet. So, he and Hongpeng began to give Yibing extra lessons every night. Although Yibing was very dissatisfied, he still behaved more submissively under the temptation of vegetarian chicken legs. However, Brother Hongjia can only explain some of his own experiences for Yibing to learn from. As for whether he can understand and transform what he has learned, he can only leave it to fate.
Fortunately, at the beginning, it was just a technique of breathing in and out. I imagined the Dantian as a soup pot filled with chicken soup. The Qi in the Dantian was like fresh chicken soup. I breathed it in and spit it out. It turned out to be very smooth after I practiced it. But the further he went on, the harder it became to control, because he always wanted the chicken soup to flow into his stomach, and no matter what, he couldn't do it. However, he learned the Chaos Fist that his master had just started to teach him very quickly, and each move was eye-catching. The brothers from the Hong family thought that even if they could not become immortals, they would be able to become martial arts wizards in a different way.
In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed. The other three disciples have all opened up the Rendu and Dumai channels. Only Yibing is still angry in his stomach. To the surprise of the master and fellow brothers, he is so angry that he can only feel angry from time to time. Apart from the stomachache, nothing happened at all! Her little face is still rosy, she still runs fast, chases rabbits when she should, and sleeps more soundly than a piglet. Taoist Master Meng Hong was always crazy, but now he was even more confused. His temper inevitably got worse and worse during the lessons. After each class, he would beat a cake until his whole body was covered in bruises and bruises. If it weren't for Brother Hongpeng's vegetarian chicken drumsticks, I wouldn't be able to hold on to the cake for a long time. But it didn't take long for the master's madness to become more serious. He was so crazy that he simply forgot about it. He suddenly began to teach the art of flying a piece of cake with great enthusiasm like teaching other disciples.
To practice flying skills, you need to practice Qi and take pills at the same time. Master's Chaos Golden Pill can be regarded as the best among pills. It is made from hundreds of kinds of celestial grasses and fruits from heaven and earth, refined in the Yin-Yang furnace after ninety-nine and eighty-one days. When the disciple is practicing, he takes one elixir every day to control the Qi inside. The clear Qi rises and the turbid Qi sinks. It circulates around the sky, passes through the two meridians of Ren and Du, seizes the creation of heaven and earth, lightens the earthly body and rises into the sky.
Seeing that Yibing had to take Yidan every day without opening up the Rendu and Dumai vessels, the brothers from the Hong family knew that this was a waste, but there was nothing they could do about it. However, I think the cake tastes good, sour and sweet, which is very refreshing and thirst-quenching. But the good times did not last long. The three disciples were able to lift an inch off the ground, but the old man was still sitting in a hole on the ground. The master's bad temper also began to slowly come back. Yibing secretly groaned inwardly, thinking: "As long as he grits his teeth and endures this period of time, his old man will soon forget it again..."
On this day, as soon as the winter wind blew, the master fell into the pond early. Hearing the noise, Yibing quickly shrugged and stepped forward to open the door. Unexpectedly, before his face could be fully stretched out, he received a big slap in the face.
"Where did those two bastards go?"
"Master, didn't you ask them to deliver a letter to some uncle yesterday?" Yibing muttered while rubbing his fat face.
"Really?!" The master was stunned for a moment, then pinched Yipiao's fat face fiercely: "Nonsense! There's no need for two people to go together to deliver the letter? What on earth did they do?"
"No! Master, it's true... you really ordered them to go together!" Yibing was so angry that his nose almost crooked: "You also said that Kun'er would say that Peng'er is lovable, so we went together to make a decision. It can succeed!"
"Then...then...what kind of letter are you sending?" Master asked with twinkling eyes.
"Master? I don't know. You and the two of you have been muttering in the courtyard for a long time...I...didn't hear a bit..." Yibing was really speechless.
"Really..." The master swallowed and said, "Okay then... What did you learn yesterday?"
"Learn... after eating steamed buns... the flying technique!" Yibing's notes are all guided by food.
"Flying Technique?! What bastard taught you? You haven't even opened up the Rendu and Du Second Meridians, so why are you practicing Flying Technique?" A surprising thing happened, and the master seemed to be much more awake. Yipiao couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "Yes... yes... you..."
"Nonsense!" Master stepped forward and gave him another big slap in the face. It's weird, who could it be if it wasn't him? !
"I..."
"I think it was Na Hongkun and the two bastards who taught me..." The master obviously lacked confidence.
Until noon, even one piece of cake had not been able to open up the two channels of Ren and Du. The master was so angry that he jumped up and down, and his little fat face was covered with fingerprints. Now that the brothers from the Hong family have gone out to deliver the letter, there is no one to cook. Seeing that the master has no intention of eating, he does not dare to eat a piece of cake, so he can only hold on, but his stomach starts to feel unsatisfactory. The ground screamed.
The master glanced at him: "Don't even think about eating until you get through!" Before he finished speaking, his stomach began to growl.
"...Okay, okay...eat...don't cry!" Seeing the corners of Yibing's mouth curling up again, the master quickly covered his mouth: "Go to the kitchen to get something to eat." Come on!"
Hongkun, these two immoral things, there is nothing left in the kitchen! Yibing hugged the pot and licked it for a long time, but no smell came out, so he had to come back with his head hanging.
"Master, can you cook? Nothing!" Yibing looked at the master hungrily, and the master licked his lips: "This... is not my strong point..."
"Master, can't you change something to eat?"
"...It can't be done...It can't be done...It's against the law..."
"Master, since you are a god, why do you have to eat?" Yibing looked at the master's growling stomach.
"Hey...who is the god? Nonsense, hush! Besides, gods must also be considerate of mortals, otherwise how can they save the suffering sentient beings!"
Yibing glanced at the master in disbelief and thought to himself: "This old guy is neither crazy nor telling the truth!"
"Master, let's put a candy ball on it..." Yibing timidly stared at the pill bag on Master's waist.
"Candy ball?" The master couldn't help but hesitated. Looking at Yibing, he realized that he was referring to his Chaos Golden Elixir. He hesitated for a moment, then took out one and stuffed it into Yibi's hand, and at the same time he ate one himself. I held the cake in my mouth for a long time and refused to swallow it. Thinking that Senior Brother Hongpeng didn't know when he would return, I really felt like I was desperate.
"Hehe! Today we will start practicing earth escape!" The master who had just finished eating the elixir suddenly smiled stupidly.
"Master?" All the cakes are covered! Why is this master so crazy?
"This, this is it, read quickly!" Master suddenly took out a scroll from his arms and threw it to Yibing, and then began to walk around the room minding his own business, mumbling incessantly. Something. This time, Yibing was really frightened. Although the master usually went crazy, he usually flew away when he went crazy. He had never been wandering around like this before!
"Looking at it like this, you'd better memorize it quickly, otherwise you won't know how to deal with me." Yibing thought, quickly raised the scroll and started to memorize it seriously.
Strange to say, under great pressure, all the ingenuity and wisdom of this cake came to mind immediately. In less than half an hour, he could recite it smoothly. The master was so shocked that he could not close his mouth. He asked him to recite it silently three times in a row. , this is the end.
"Good disciple... Good disciple... Come, come, I will explain it to you word for word!" The master was particularly excited.
"Master... give me another candy ball... I'm hungry..." The cake was indeed too much to bear.
"Okay, okay, I'll give it all to you!" The crazy master was so generous. He quickly grabbed the cake and ate it one by one with great joy.
I don’t know whether it was because of Master’s fright or because of the candy ball. Yibing understood Master’s explanation very well today, and Master was so happy that he went crazy. He understood the Heart Sutra thoroughly within an hour. After the master asked Yibing to repeat it briefly, he couldn't wait to teach him step by step how to escape from the ground. However, he still forgot the most critical issue, which was that Yibing had not opened up the Ren and Du meridians at all. How could he possibly be able to cultivate like this? Magic.
After two hours of tossing, the cake was as big as a panda's, but he couldn't even get half an inch into the ground! But he ate all the candy balls! Otherwise, this master is really crazy. He only has one pill of Chaos Golden Pill a day. How can he eat dozens of pills in a cake? It's strange to say that if others are not dead, they are half disabled, but it's okay to be stunned after just one piece of cake.
"Master, there are no more candy balls!" Yibing's stomach was still growling.
The master was stunned at first, then stared at the cake for a long time, and then suddenly rolled his eyes and flew out of the window with a whoosh. Yibing hurriedly rushed to the window and looked out, but his master had long since disappeared, and all he could see was a full moon hanging high in the sky.
"Master..." Yibing couldn't help but feel that Master was so pitiful.
Until the brothers from the Hong family came back, they didn't wait until the master fell into the pond. Fortunately, Hongpeng brought back vegetarian chicken legs, otherwise Yibing would have almost fainted from hunger. While eating, the brothers from the Hong family asked about Yibing's situation today. When they heard that the master was particularly crazy today, they both looked up at the moon in unison. However, Yibing was careful and didn't mention the fact that he ate all the master's candy balls, because seeing the way the brothers from the Hong family stared at the candy balls, he thought it would be better not to mention it!
