Dusk, sunset.
"Whoosh!" A round ball crossed the field ridge.
In the woods, four eyes were rolling in the grass.
"what is that?"
"have no idea..."
"Looks like a meat ball..."
"Um..."
Beating white spots, rolling balls, and birds flying around flashed across the fields from time to time.
"The one in front should be a rabbit!"
"..."
"Back..."
The sudden silence made the air tense.
When the dust settled, a little fat man walked toward the woods carrying a little white rabbit. He was panting, and all the little flesh in his body was beating. The four eyes in the grass widened twice more.
"...He's a fat boy..."
"...Well...he ran really well...fuck...fast..."
"Let's go..."
"That's it!"
"ah?"
Immediately, a ball of flame rose into the sky. The little fat man couldn't wait to put the little rabbit on the bonfire.
"This killer..."
"who cares!"
"...It smells so good..." A sound of "Gululu" came from the grass.
If you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to bear it anymore.
Two black figures immediately jumped out. Under the old tree, the little fat man was gagged and tied up before he could react. Immediately, a sack was put over his head.
"Oh, my rabbit!" The little fat man was shocked. The rabbit he had just roasted was actually snatched away! He struggled desperately, trying to get out, but everything was in vain, and there were bursts of familiar "grunting" sounds coming from outside the sack.
After the heartbreaking pain, the little fat man fell asleep in a daze. He didn't know how long it took before he was shaken awake. When he woke up, it turned out that someone was carrying him forward.
"Brother, I...I..." Suddenly, someone outside the sack said breathlessly.
"... Got it..." The senior brother who was called reluctantly responded.
Immediately, the little fat man was thrown to the ground.
"Teacher...Teacher...Brother...can we...find another one?"
"You think I'm willing, oh..." The little fat man felt himself being carried on his back again.
"Senior brother? Are you okay?"
"...It's okay...it flashed..." Senior Brother gritted his teeth and said, "It's getting dark...before midnight...Where can I find it..."
"But this kid is too heavy..."
"I blame...you! You can't even see clearly..."
"I...just noticed that he ran faster..."
"Damn! Fortunately I just ate one...!"
"Senior brother, you can't curse..."
"...If you keep talking nonsense, it's your turn!"
Immediately, the little fat man could only hear the distant chirping of insects and the senior brother's breathing.
Maybe every mile or two, the two people will exchange each other. After more than ten miles, the little fat man obviously felt that his traveling speed was getting slower and slower.
"You are not allowed to use magic, it will cost people's lives!" The junior brother who had just carried the little fat man back couldn't help but muttered.
"..." Senior brother sounded breathless: "You and I... people who practice Taoism must bear it... in the human world... damn... throw him away..."
"Don't...don't...Senior brother, we are about to arrive after passing this slope!"
"...Go uphill on your back..."
"Okay, then throw it away..." Before the junior brother finished speaking, he received a slap in the face.
After that, the two brothers never spoke again, but kept exchanging words.
"Oh my god!" By the time the junior brother spoke again, it was already half an hour later.
The little fat man was thrown heavily to the ground, and no one paid attention to him for a long time. He could only hear people sitting on the ground on both sides, breathing heavily.
Suddenly, the sack on his head was taken off. Under the dazzling light, the little fat man could only see two figures shaking in front of his eyes.
"This kid is so fat!" The junior brother's voice was trembling. This guy is white and round, just like a meat ball!
"Yes, you were so blind that you didn't notice it!" The senior brother also took a breath.
Both of them knew very well that the master wanted a disciple, not a fat man. Such a fat disciple practices Taoism? It is really. . .
The little fat man, who was slowly getting used to it, nervously looked at the two people in front of him. They were all wearing Taoist robes, and one of them had a thick face. Although he was not tall, he had a strong body. The other one is slim and tall with delicate features and delicate features.
"Little fat man, what's your name?" the handsome man asked softly. It definitely sounds like that junior brother.
"You ate my rabbit..." The little fat man's eyes were spitting fire, and his whole face was swollen red.
"What nonsense are you talking about..." The fat-faced senior brother stepped forward and slapped him, leaving a complete red handprint on the little fat man's big white face.
"How can we cultivators... be able to eat your rabbit! Cough..." He couldn't help but cough lightly.
"We all...eat...vegetarian..." To prove it, the junior brother quickly raised a sesame seed cake in front of his eyes. The little fat man's eyes immediately widened twice.
"Huh? Are you hungry? As long as you obey, this will be enough!" The junior brother looked at the table next to him slyly. There’s a plate full of sesame seeds on top!
"I...my surname is Mu and my name is Tianci..." The little fat man stared at the plate of sesame cakes.
"Hey, you're a wild child with a pretty formal name..." The senior brother couldn't help but curl his lips.
"Wild child? I'm not. My family lives in Mujiazhuang, and I..." Before the little fat man could finish his words, his brothers covered his mouth at the same time.
"Don't shout, otherwise..." Senior Brother said and put the sword on the little fat man's neck. The little fat man was so scared that he bit his lip.
"You are so dirty, your clothes are so torn, and you are roasting rabbits in the wild with handfuls of dirt, and you still say you are not a wild child?"
"I... I fell into the ditch and my clothes were torn... This rabbit, I... I like to eat hares... I have been chasing it for a long time..."
"Nonsense, he's obviously a wild child!" The senior brother was obviously not calm anymore, and kept moving his feet.
"Master is coming soon, what should we do?" The junior brother's hands were trembling. The little fat man's eyes couldn't help but follow the sesame seed cake in his hand.
"Hey, little fat man... If you are obedient, we will give you delicious food..." This situation made the senior brother's eyes immediately shine: "If you are disobedient, then..." he said He shook the sword in his hand vigorously.
"Yes, yes, as long as you obey, there will be plenty of delicious food!" The junior brother quickly stuffed the sesame seed cakes into the little fat man's mouth. The little fat man "hum" and bit off half of it in one bite.
"Little fat man, do you want to practice Taoism and become an immortal? Many people want to, but there is no such opportunity! As long as you follow my master to practice Taoism, you can ascend to heaven and become an immortal in the future!... Hum... Last time, too. You can walk through walls and jump into rivers!”
"Cross the river!" The senior brother couldn't help but glare at his junior brother.
"Yes, yes, it's to cross the river and walk on the water..."
The little fat man blinked twice with his big eyes: "I want to go home!"
"Grandma's!" The senior brother went up and slapped her again. This was good, the little fat man had a big handprint on one side of his fat face.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I want to go home...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""The little fat man immediately started crying in a shocking voice.
"Hey, hey, hey... don't cry... don't cry..." Brother, who had never seen this before, was so frightened that he hurriedly coaxed him.
"Oh, it's true! Just let you practice Taoism, look at you! If you become an immortal, you can go wherever you want, and you don't have to chase rabbits anymore..."
"Really?" The little fat man stopped crying immediately. The brothers couldn't help but look at each other and nodded vigorously together.
"But I still want to go home!" The little fat man put his head and took the remaining half of the sesame seed cake in his junior brother's hand into his mouth.
"It's easy to go home! After you finish practicing Taoism, you can go back as soon as you fly!" The senior brother quickly took out another rabbit leg from his arms, which was stolen from his junior brother last night.
"Hmm..." The little fat man's eyes shone excitedly.
"Listen to me first!" The senior brother swished and hid the rabbit legs behind his back: "My master will be here in a moment. You have to say that you are a wild child and want to learn from him sincerely!"
"Humph!" The little fat man nodded vigorously.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Mu Tianci!"
"People are gifted by God, but you...are you gifted with a sesame seed cake?!" The senior brother sarcastically looked at the little fat man's chubby figure, which really looked like a big sesame seed cake.
"Oh, senior brother! Just call him a cake! When the master comes, call him a cake!" The junior brother excitedly patted the senior brother on the shoulder.
"Okay, I'll order you a pie!" The senior brother looked directly at the little fat man: "My master is here, I'll order you a pie!" He said while shaking the rabbit leg in his hand. The junior brother on the side clenched his back molars and cursed in his mind: "Damn it, where did the rabbit legs go last night!"
The little fat man puffed his mouth and was about to speak when he saw rabbit legs swishing in front of his eyes. He swallowed his words again and nodded vigorously.
After waiting for half a night, the master did not arrive. After eating and drinking enough cake, he had already fallen asleep soundly, with some tears still hanging on his little fat face.
"Let him go! He can't run away anyway!"
"That's right. Master is here. You can tell at a glance that we have kidnapped him!" The senior brother quickly stepped forward and loosened the rope from Yibing's body.
Unexpectedly, with a "pop" sound, the meat ball bounced up from the ground, and then "swooshed" out of the door.
"Wow——" the brothers exclaimed in unison.
"No wonder this kid can catch rabbits!"
"Yes, this is the first time I've seen a fat man running so fast!"
The brothers didn't chase him, they just leaned towards the door and looked out. I saw the meat ball going straight towards the door, and with a "boom" sound, it bounced up and fell heavily to the ground. The whole house shook several times. The senior fellow apprentice couldn't help but grinned in sympathy.
After a long time, Yibi sat up from the ground. He rubbed his eyes, jumped up from the ground again, and rushed to the door again and again. He couldn't count how many times he tried before he turned and rushed towards the wall next to him.
What happened next was that a meat ball quickly rolled up the wall, and then a meat patty slowly slid down the wall. Again and again, rolling up and down. Tears welled up in the corners of Junior Brother's eyes. That's the God Wall, and there's a transparent wall on the wall. You can't climb out without some magic power.
"Running to the tree again..." Junior Brother said with a slight cry.
"Hmm..." Senior Brother looked at Junior Brother curiously: "What moved you?"
"This kid is quite perseverant..."
"Pull it down! Fortunately, that door just now is a divine door. Otherwise, how much money would it cost to repair it? By then, master will not be able to break our legs!" said the senior brother angrily, rubbing his own Eye.
That tree is not a simple object either! Every now and then, a branch just disappears! Meat balls kept falling from the tree, hitting the ground with a "dong-dong" sound.
"It's like a bear climbing a tree..." Once again, seeing Yibing's limbs holding the tree and climbing up, the senior brother almost cried when he spoke.
After struggling for more than an hour, Yibing finally rolled in with his head hanging down. He had several big bags on his head and his body was bruised and bruised.
"Oh! You dare to run away!" Senior brother stepped forward and slapped him twice.
Without shouting at all, he looked at the senior brother with a big face and tears streaming down his face. Before he could open his big mouth, the senior brother ran out of the house like a rabbit and locked the door.
"Wow... wow... I want to go home... wow... let me out... wow... I'm hungry..." The cry was so shocking that even the moon couldn't bear it. He covered his ears.
"He's hungry..." The junior brother who was secretly hiding outside the door was about to step out when he was pulled back again.
"Don't, don't, don't go... If you are soft-hearted now, you won't be able to cure him!" Senior Brother said while frowning, Yipian cried really miserably.
