"Uncle Wuli?"
In the city lord's palace, Yun Siyao, who was meditating, suddenly felt something, and a hint of joy flashed on his face, "Why is he here?"
With that said, Yun Siyao was about to stand up to greet him, when a strong and stuttering accent suddenly sounded in his ears: "Don't... don't be anxious, the old... old man is having a... fun!"
Yun Siyao was stunned, smiled softly, and said, "I'll stay with you..."
"It won't be easy to play with me until... just... just..."
"There's nothing in the city, just show your claws!"
"Listen...listen to the show!"
"Okay, okay!"
Yun Siyao looked helpless, well, there is no normal person or normal monster who comes out of the bamboo forest.
Thinking about it this way, my junior brother is really cute!
Wait, he seems to be still in the tomb!
Yun Siyao sighed: I'm tired!
…
"Uncle? We have an uncle?" Yun Siyao stood at the entrance of the ancient tomb and called Chen Luo through a message. Chen Luo was shocked when he heard that an uncle came to Dongcang.
"Fourth Senior Brother said that there is a senior sister above our master, and she is Linhuang!"
Yun Siyao took Chen Luo and sat in the small pavilion in the backyard and explained: "Uncle Wuli is not from the master's lineage, but from the master's lineage!"
"What? Master's Wife? We have a Master's Wife?"
Chen Luo felt that he had hit another big melon, and he screamed in surprise.
Why haven't I heard the fourth senior brother mention the matter of my master's parents?
Yun Siyao stretched out his hand and flicked Chen Luo's forehead: "Why are you making such a loud noise? The master's wife has passed away!"
ah!
Chen Luo quickly closed his mouth.
Yun Siyao hesitated for a moment and said: "Uncle Wuli was the protector of Master Niang back then, and now he has been incorporated into the bamboo forest. Therefore, we all need to call him uncle!"
"The Bamboo Forest clan and the Wuli clan are one with each other."
"Wait, a clan?" Chen Luo was stunned, "Not a human being?"
Yun Siyao frowned slightly: "Fourth Senior Brother didn't say that?"
Chen Luo shook his head.
Yun Siyao sighed and stretched out his hand. An image appeared on Yun Siyao's hand: "Have you seen it?"
Chen Luo looked at the pattern on Yun Siyao's hand. It was black and white, cute and naive, with a pair of black eyes of a chubby bear walking with pigeon-toed characters.
Why haven't you seen this before? Go away!
aka "I'm very fierce but I make a living by being cute" beast.
"This is the Bamboo Bear! Our Uncle Wuli is the leader of the Bamboo Bear Clan. Now the Bamboo Bear only lives in our bamboo forest."
"The surname was given by the master's wife back then. Mist means white and Li means black, so they are also called black and white beasts!"
"It stands to reason that Uncle Wuli has been following the teacher. Why did he come to Dongcang? From the look of him, it seems like nothing serious happened!"
Yun Siyao muttered to himself, and suddenly noticed an eager expression on Chen Luo's face.
Chen Luo: Hehe, you can pet the cat now.
What breed of cat? panda!
Although Yun Siyao didn't know what Chen Luo was thinking, looking at his expression, he always felt that he was planning something to commit suicide. He continued: "Uncle Wuli, he is a first-class ancestral realm saint, equivalent to a regular Great Confucian at heart!"
"Last time, I went to the Monster Clan to pull out the tail feathers of the Great Sage Fengniao and pick his teeth. I was surrounded and killed by the Fengniao Clan."
"He didn't say whether he won or not. Anyway, from then on, all the toothpicks in our bamboo forest were the tail feathers of phoenix birds."
Chen Luo: (??_?)
Damn it, I actually want to masturbate to this thing.
I'm afraid I'm going to get fucked.
"Um...Sixth Senior Sister, does Uncle Wuli have any preferences? I'll go and get ready."
Yun Siyao looked at Chen Luo and chuckled: "Don't be nervous, Uncle Wuli is very nice."
"Oh, I remind you, Uncle Wuli's words are a little awkward, so don't be impatient."
"I heard from the second senior sister that my wife wanted him to speak fluently and talk endlessly, so she named him Tao!"
Chen Luo was stunned.
"Wuli Tao... Tao?"
Well, what a name!
…
"To save...save...save Li Langli...leave his homeland, who would have expected that the emperor...the emperor...the emperor...ranked...in...the...number one scholar. The number one scholar, wearing a red...red...red robe , the hat inserted into the palace... the palace... the palace flowers are so... so... so fresh... ah... ah ah..."
Wu Litao was walking on the streets of Dongcang City, shaking his head and humming the song "The Female Consort" he just listened to in the theater?
Can’t get in because the house is full? does not exist.
There is no difference between a dignified ancestral realm demon at the door and one inside.
Along the way, he looked around. Everyone was busy and excited. Some Confucian scholars recognized the bamboo forest logo on their clothes and saluted. He was not scornful because he was a monster, so he returned the salute one by one.
"It's very comfortable!" Wu Litao nodded, "The little baby is very good!"
As he stepped forward, he stood at the door of the City Lord's Mansion.
"Can't hide, can't hide!" He thought for a moment, took out the bamboo stick from his back, and walked in.
…
"Disciple Chen Luo, I have met Master Wuli!"
Chen Luo had been waiting in the hall for a long time. When he saw a bamboo bear demon with a stick in his hand walking in, he quickly stepped forward to salute. Wu Litao glanced at Yun Siyao, who was standing behind Chen Luo, and asked, "Just... just... just Si Guier doll?"
Yun Siyao nodded.
Wu Litao raised his hand with a smile: "Yao Bao'er, eat... eat... eat... Big daddy, one... one... great!"
As he said that, he saw the bamboo stick in Wu Litao's hand knocking down Chen Luo fiercely. Yun Siyao was startled, and just as he was about to take action, Wu Litao waved his other hand, and a force fell on Yun Siyao. , trapping Yun Siyao.
Chen Luo felt the whistling wind above his head, and a light flashed in his hand. He held a long blood-colored stick in his hand and held it up.
But a huge force came from the bamboo stick, which made Chen Luo's hands numb. Chen Luo felt as if he was holding up a huge mountain, trembling slightly.
At this time Yun Siyao shouted: "Old man, I'm so angry!"
"Hahahahahaha, don't be angry!" Wu Litao laughed, raised his hand, looked at Chen Luo, whose feet were still a little trembling, and said: "Guier doll, press... press four times!"
But after thinking about it, he cleared his throat again and spoke in plastic Daxuan mandarin: "Young... young man, your body... is... strong... and... very... strong!"
Chen Luo shook his trembling wrist, and suddenly felt that his energy and blood seemed to be compressed a little by the blow just now, and it seemed to be more powerful.
"Thank you, uncle!" Chen Luo quickly saluted again.
Wu Litao waved his hand, looked at Yun Siyao with bulging cheeks, and shrugged: "Mo... there is no way, the second... the second sister asked... let the old man... beat... the beating!"
"You lied to me! Why did Second Senior Sister want you to beat him?"
Chen Luo quickly explained: "Sixth Senior Sister, just now..."
"Shut up!" Yun Siyao glared at Chen Luo, "Hit people when they come to their door. I will make this clear!"
"Senior uncle, can you beat my junior brother?"
Wu Litao rubbed his hands and said with a dry smile: "That's awesome! Oops..."
As he said that, he suddenly raised his hand, threw a jade slip to Chen Luo, and continued in plastic mandarin: "Here...here...here." Then he walked up to Yun Siyao and said, "Here...here." Let’s face... save face! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s talk to you alone.”
Yun Siyao glanced at Wu Litao in confusion, then looked at Chen Luo. Chen Luo nodded. Yun Siyao said "hmm" and turned around to walk to the backyard. Wu Litao gave Chen Luo a thumbs up. , and quickly chased Yun Siyao in.
Chen Luo looked at Wu Litao's back and sighed.
Think about the second senior sister, and then look at the attitude of the great sage uncle towards the sixth senior sister.
In the bamboo forest, why are the elders all slaves to their daughters?
The yin is rising and the yang is declining!
Let’s first take a look at what the teacher said to me. It should be the question I asked last time.
I don’t know what’s going on with Fourth Senior Brother?
There is also the issue of Sixth Senior Sister’s gray hair.
Chen Luo walked to the seat, first bowed in the direction of the bamboo forest, and then penetrated the jade slip with his spiritual consciousness.
Suddenly, a somewhat deep female voice sounded.
"Junior brother, I am your second sister!"
"Second senior sister, I'll come and meet my junior brother——"
"Dang!"
"No problem, your fourth senior brother suddenly fell asleep!"
Chen Luo: It was the sound of banging a stick just now!
Brother position!
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