After hearing this, Zhao Chuan was so angry that he vomited blood and frowned in silence.
The little old man sat on the cabinet and changed his sitting position. When Zhao Chuan was silent, he thought he was moved by what he said, so he shook his head and started composing a poem:
“If I hadn’t experienced warmth, I could have endured loneliness.
If I had never encountered this delicious food, I could have endured the misery of being alone at night...
Meeting and losing again, it feels like the whole person has been pulled away..."
Zhao Chuan finally couldn't help it and vomited out the meal he had eaten at night.
The little old man with a white beard shook his head and recited a poem that was so bad that it was extremely disgusting.
"Is this a poem you composed? Did your wife teach you it?" Zhao Chuan sneered.
"No, no, this is printed on the outer packaging box of the genetically modified fruit." said the little old man with a white beard.
Zhao Chuan said this is a poem written by someone in the future?
The little old man with the white beard said maybe so.
Zhao Chuan chuckled and said, don't talk about these useless things. Hurry up and talk about topics that interest me, otherwise I will hit you with thunder and lightning again.
The little old man with a white beard looked at Zhao Chuan with a smile and said nothing.
Zhao Chuan was a little angry and raised his hand as if to chop him. In fact, it was just a pretense, because Zhao Chuan knew that although Hunyuanzi had taught this technique, he was not skilled enough to use it yet.
But Zhao Chuan raised his hand and pinched his fingers, and as soon as he thought about it, he said "Electricity!", and there was actually a bolt of lightning coming from the window and going straight to the little old man with a white beard. There was only lightning but no thunder.
The little old man with a white beard screamed in fright and jumped to the ground.
Zhao Chuan was even more surprised than the white-bearded old man. After working on it for a long time, he was able to cast this lightning technique? Is it because the cultivation level has been upgraded, or does this thunder and lightning technique not require a certain level of cultivation level to be used?
But Zhao Chuan didn't want to think about it anymore, because he felt that this thunder and lightning technique was so fun. Although there was no thunder, it could discharge electricity from a distance, which was a very exciting move.
Zhao Chuan then pointed at the little old man with a white beard who jumped to the ground, and said "lightning" again. The lightning flashed in from the window and went straight to the little old man.
The little old man with the white beard had no choice but to jump on the small table in the room again. Zhao Chuan shocked him again. The little old man jumped on the bed again, and Zhao Chuan continued to chase him.
Haha, fun!
Zhao Chuan felt that the fun was not only that the discharge was fun, but what was even more fun was that this little old man with a white beard didn't know how to jump out of the window to escape. He was so cute and silly.
The little old man with the white beard, being chased by Zhao Chuan, jumped around in the room. After dancing for a while, the little old man was really tired. Finally he jumped to the window and reached out to close the window. Zhao Chuan's thunder and lightning technique It can't be sent out.
"Hey, what's going on? Can the windows block lightning?" Zhao Chuan said in confusion.
"Hehe, this day's thunder technique can only see the sky. If you can't see the sky, it can't be sent out." The little old man with a white beard laughed breathlessly.
Zhao Chuan said that this is not a thunder technique, but a thunder and lightning technique. There is no need to invite gods to worship. Why do I see God?
They are all the same as little old men with white beards. I know this better than you.
Zhao Chuan curled his lips and said he didn't believe it.
The little old man with a white beard said that you are really stubborn. These things are the rules of our heaven. Are you a god or am I a god?
Zhao Chuan said are you really a god? I don't believe it, maybe it's some kind of ghost that has become a spirit?
The old man with the white beard said that I am a god, how can this be false? I am thousands of years old, how can this be false? It’s no fun lying to you.
Zhao Chuan said since you are a god, why are you dancing? Are you afraid of death? It’s not like gods can’t be killed.
The old man with a white beard said that of course gods are not afraid of you mortals, and you can't be beaten to death, but it would be very embarrassing to be hit by your thunder spell.
Zhao Chuan laughed heartily, smiling a little proudly.
Zhao Chuan had laughed enough and asked, are you gods as stupid as you?
How could the little old man with a white beard say this?
Zhao Chuan said I hit you so many times, why didn’t you know how to run away? Just hiding in this room, isn't it stupid?
The little old man with a white beard said that you are stupid. If I run out of this house, I may not be able to come back to this house again. Every time our gods appear in a certain place, it is random. I am so bored in the sky. Panic, I finally have a chance to come out, and I can meet an interesting silly boy like you. How can I be willing to run away?
Zhao Chuan was unhappy when he heard this. Did the old man with the white beard think I was stupid?
Zhao Chuan was a little angry and said, "You think I am stupid, I think you are stupid, who is stupid?"
The old man with a white beard chuckled and said that you are all confused in human affairs. It doesn't matter who is stupid. Anyway, there is one stupid person, or else they are all stupid. Besides, is it necessary to find out who is stupid? As long as you feel in your heart that you are not treating yourself and others badly, it will be fine, haha!
Zhao Chuan was a little stunned after hearing this, but when he thought about it carefully, it really made sense. There is no pros and cons in the world, and there is no truth to be said. It was just confusing to begin with.
"As long as you feel in your heart that you are not treating yourself and others badly." Zhao Chuan agreed with the words of the old man with a white beard.
Zhao Chuan raised his hand and there was another bolt of lightning. The old man with the white beard was unprepared because he was smiling and looking at Zhao Chuan thinking about what he just said.
The old man with a white beard was unprepared and let Zhao Chuan's lightning technique burn his beard. The old man had to fight and slap to put out the flames.
"Oh my god, why are you so naughty? You suddenly attacked and burned my beard. It makes no sense!" The old man with the white beard was unhappy.
"Haha, didn't you say that we are all confused when it comes to human affairs? Is there any truth to it?" Zhao Chuan laughed.
The old man with a white beard looked at his burnt beard and sighed helplessly, saying that it was not good to play this way, how about we change the method?
Zhao Chuan said yes, what kind of game do you want to play with?
The old man with the white beard said, "Don't worry, let me think about it." As he spoke, the old man stroked his beard with his hand, and the beard that had been burned and incomplete was immediately intact.
"Ha, that's amazing, he is indeed a god!" Zhao Zan couldn't help but admire.
"Ha, of course!" The white-bearded old man was all proud, "Gods are omnipotent!"
"Then I have a good idea, but try my method..." Zhao Chuan hesitated.
The old man with the white beard asked him to speak quickly.
Zhao Chuan stared at the old man with a white beard, thinking to himself that this guy claims to have lived for thousands of years. Is it true that people in the world say that people age like naughty boys?
Zhao Chuan said that he had a regret and asked if he could help him go back to the past and meet his childhood sweetheart.
The white-bearded old man was being delighted by Zhao Chuan's compliments and casually asked him what was going on.
Zhao Chuan told the story of how the Zhao family was exterminated four years ago. At the end of the story, Zhao Chuan said that the most regretful thing was that he did not go to see Qinglian when he escaped. He didn't know how she was doing, whether she was dead or alive now... …
The old man with the white beard listened patiently and said that this is easy to handle. I will send you back to the scene at that time. Just remember to see your Qinglian when you escape!
Zhao Chuan said it was really okay? No joke? Won't you lie to me?
The old man with the white beard laughed and said, "It's true. I'm not joking. I won't lie to you."
Zhao Chuan was dubious.
The old man with the white beard said are you sure you want to go?
Zhao Chuan said are you sure you can send me back?
The old man with the white beard said sure, I am a god, how can I coddle you as a child, but after sending you back, you can't change the past arbitrarily, otherwise everything in the future will change accordingly, then there may be a bad ending, or even You may lose yourself...
Zhao Chuan said that I would not do anything reckless and just went back to see Qinglian.
The old man with the white beard said that would be fine.
Zhao Chuan said that I am so grateful to the old god, you are so good to me, your great kindness...
The old man with a white beard interrupted Zhao Chuan and said, go back quickly, I'm still waiting for you to come back and play with me again! You're such a long-winded kid...
The old man with the white beard waved his hand as he spoke. Zhao Chuan felt dizzy and didn't know anything anymore.
When Zhao Chuan woke up again, he found that he was staying in the ancient well in the back garden of Zhao's house.
This was four years ago...
At this time, Grandpa Tai was sitting cross-legged facing him, his palms facing each other began to expand his Dantian and open up his meridians.
Zhao Chuan couldn't help but feel sad when he saw his great-grandfather again, and tears couldn't stop flowing from his eyes.
Seeing the change in Zhao Chuan's expression, the great-grandfather urged him sternly not to be distracted, saying that now was not the time to cry, and that he should learn how to protect himself first, so that he could pass on the Zhao family's incense in the future...
The great-great-grandfather has begun to teach the martial arts, and Zhao Chuan does not dare to be too distracted. Firstly, he is afraid that his body will be abnormal, and secondly, he is afraid that the great-grandfather will find out that he is weird and it will affect his future development.
Zhao Chuan felt a strong flow of heat entering his body through his palms, slowly going down into his lower abdomen, and began to rotate in his lower abdomen, as if a big hand of his great grandfather was repeatedly rotating and pushing. Zhao Chuan felt unbearable abdominal distension and pain in the meridians throughout his body...
The great-grandfather had made an explanation, so Zhao Chuan gritted his teeth and persisted with trembling and trembling all over. Suddenly, the great-grandfather opened his eyes wide and growled, "No!"
Great Grandpa looked directly at Zhao Chuan and asked who had taught him the inner strength method?
"No one teaches you? I've only practiced Zhao Family Boxing!" Zhao Chuan responded hurriedly, "You don't have a chance to find someone to teach you, right? I was raised by the Zhao family, right?"
"That's weird. Where does the energy come from your kidneys? You are very cunning." Great Grandpa muttered to himself in confusion, "It's a good thing to have energy, but why do you feel so lustful with this energy?" Miscellaneous evil…”
Obscene and evil?
Seeing that Zhao Chuan was puzzled, the great-grandfather asked him, "Is it with a girl?"
Which one are you talking about?
Grandpa glared and said it was skin-to-skin contact.
Zhao Chuan was startled when he heard this. He guessed that his great-grandfather had guessed that he and Qinglian went up the mountain to collect medicine during the day. He looked at Qinglian's white buttocks and helped her suck the snake venom from her thighs.
Zhao Chuan had no choice but to confess truthfully and tell everything that happened during the day.
"That's all? Just looking at someone's butt and helping to inhale snake venom? Have you done anything else more embarrassing?" Grandpa asked sternly.
"I..." Zhao Chuan was trying to recall what happened at that time. After all, it was the old man with a white beard who sent him back this time. It had been more than four years, so he couldn't remember the details so clearly.
Seeing that Zhao Chuan was hesitating, the great-grandfather thought that he had really done something to make peace with a woman. He was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot, "It's over! It's over, it's over, and I pointed out that you can learn my kung fu to protect yourself in order to continue the Zhao family's reputation. This The Kung Fu was created specifically for you, but now that you have lost your virginity, you are no longer a pure Yang body. How can you use the power of these five divine skills..."
Before the great grandfather finished speaking, another mouthful of old blood spurted out, and then he glared and kicked his legs to death.
Oops, I'm so angry with my great-grandfather. This Five Elements Magic has not been passed on to me yet. Zhao Chuan regretted it endlessly.
The little old man with a white beard told him that when he goes back to the past, he cannot change the past casually, otherwise the consequences will be serious.
As soon as Zhao Chuan thought of this, he saw that his hands and feet began to become blurry, and his fingers disappeared in a moment.
Oops! Zhao Chuan was shocked, he was going to disappear!
Zhao Chuan was extremely frightened. He became dizzy and lost consciousness.
