"Is he trying to get angry?"
When everyone saw the second baby who was unconscious in the blood, they looked at each other and were a little at a loss.
Sun Bin frowned and investigated, then recalled the situation just now, and his expression instantly became strange.
"Erwa's magical power is clairvoyance, ears for the wind, and he can see through obstacles and see his true form... The time when he was unconscious was when the apprentice of the Imperial Concubine showed us the success of his teaching..."
After all, Sun Bin was a wise man. With just a quick thought, he figured out why the second baby was in a coma... Well, I'm really embarrassed to say it... The four strong men couldn't defeat the first baby, but they were The apprentice that Daji handed over was settled with a blow of a kiss.
How could this make him feel so embarrassed?
"Demonstrate teaching results?"
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, but they didn’t react for a while.
"Pfft!" After all, Su Daji is also the leader of the nine-tailed sky fox clan, the best at charming, otherwise she would not be sent to the human emperor Xuanyuan as a pet... Naturally, she was the first to hear the unfinished meaning in Sun Bin's words. meaning!
"This little guy has been thinking about women since he was born. His thoughts mature very quickly!"
Only then did everyone react. They couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, holding their stomachs and laughing!
"Haha, so that's why?"
"You are so young...Nine-tailed fox, you have made a contribution this time!"
"I finally understand why Your Majesty sent Concubine Su Tianfei down to earth to help... These gourd babies are clearly seven stupid guys with adult wisdom but no adult experience!"
"Tsk, tsk, look at a woman who can spurt blood...shameful!~"
Everyone laughed and moved the second baby into the cave with all their hands. If the next gourd baby looks like this, it will be easier to deal with! ~
The beauty trap is indeed a strategy that all heroes in the world would be willing to fall into! ~——
Another day passed, and the third gourd matured on the gourd vine!
"boom!"
The yellow gourd fell to the ground, and another muscular man similar to Da Wa, but with a tougher face, fell to the ground wearing a yellow vest and a yellow gourd hair ornament!
"Third brother, why don't you wait a few days until we are born together and then go there!"
The green fire gourd shook his body worriedly and said to the yellow Sanwa who had just transformed.
"Wait a minute, it's been two days. If we can't save grandpa again, maybe grandpa will be eaten by them!"
Sanwa had no intention of stopping, ignored the advice of other gourds, and set off on his own journey to Pingding Mountain!
"Fifth brother, sixth brother, seventh brother, I have an unknown premonition in my heart."
Green Gourd looked at the figure of Sanwa going away and said with some worry.
"Don't worry, fourth brother, third brother, he is invulnerable...even if he can't save grandpa, he will definitely come back!"
Pingdingshan Lotus Cave... As soon as Sanwa arrived, he saw the enemy waiting (?).
"Three barrels!"
"forty thousand"
"Bump! Yaoji!"
"Monsters, grandpa, I am the third baby, with steel and iron bones, invulnerable... No matter what kind of monsters you are, come out quickly and die!~"
Sanwa mustered up her muscles and kneaded the sword she picked up into a piece of iron, showing off her strength and defense!
"Shijo... By the way, who of you is going to teach this guy a lesson?"
Sun Bin played a card nonchalantly and asked.
It's not that he underestimated this calamity...it was because the two gourd boys who were caught before were too easy and too funny to make him take it seriously!
"Hey, don't touch it, I want to touch it!" Su Daji quickly asked Huahua next to her not to move, and pressed two fours: "Whoever wants to go, I won't go anyway!"
"Wukong? Xuanzang?"
"Invulnerable, what can we do? We can't break through the defense."
Sun Wukong and Feather Wing Fairy were cracking melon seeds and had no intention of taking action... They were just seven little babies who had just been born. They looked mature and had no experience. They really didn't want to bully the children!
"What about this guy? Who will deal with it? Fifty thousand!"
Sun Bin moved his chin in the direction of Sanwa again, signaling that someone would have to solve it, right?
"Confused! Take the money, take the money!~"
Fei Zhong, who was sitting opposite Sun Bin, pushed down the cards, put away the weights happily, and looked happily in the direction of Sanwa: "I'm in a good mood, let me take care of these three babies!"
With that said, Fei Zhong walked up to Sanwa and looked up and down, left and right.
"Old man, you kidnapped my grandfather, eldest brother, and second brother? Why don't you let them out! Grandpa, I can spare your life for the sake of your age!"
Sanwa flexed her muscles, looking arrogant, and shouted at Fei Zhong.
"Whatever you call, what you call, please keep your voice down so you don't scare me, old man. Don't you know what it means to respect the elderly and love the young?"
Fei Zhong slapped Sanwa angrily... For some reason, Sanwa didn't react for a while and let him slap her a few times.
When he reacted, Fei Zhong put his eyes almost on his face, scaring him so much that he jumped back several meters: "You...you...stinky old man, what do you want to do!"
"Nothing, I'm just thinking, is your body really invulnerable, made of steel and iron?"
Fei Zhong glanced at him questioningly, and the tone of obvious disbelief in his words instantly angered Sanwa. He held his head high and replied loudly: "Of course! If you don't believe me, just hit him! If you can break the defense, I will lose!"
"Okay, let me try!"
Fei Zhong was not polite and immediately pulled out a knife from his waist and slashed Sanwa all over his body...
"Clang, clang, clang, clang!"
After a clanging sound of chopping, Fei Zhong discovered that not only was Sanwa uninjured, but the sword in his hand was also cut?
You know, the knives he uses are standard equipment from Heaven! When he came down to earth, he casually ripped it off from Jin Yiwei's body!
After all, he is a civil servant and does not fight on weekdays. Where can he find any weapons... But with this standard weapon, he could not even shave off the hair. Instead, his Lingbao-level Xiuchun Dao was chopped off. ?
"Hmph! How about my defense? Grandpa, I told you a long time ago that I am made of steel and iron, invulnerable!"
Sanwa patted her chest proudly and said, "bang bang"... At this time, Chen Xuanzang and others behind also noticed something was wrong, and they all frowned and came over.
But as soon as they set off, they saw Fei Zhong pacing back and forth. Was the rhythm of his tread telling them to leave it to him?
At the scene, Sanba was a newborn guy. How could he know what kind of information and intelligence could be passed on? He just looked at Fei Zhong arrogantly: "Old man, release my grandfather, my grandfather, and my two brothers quickly!"
"Boy, I just gave you a beating. If you want me to let three people go, then I'll be at a huge disadvantage."
Fei Zhong stopped suddenly, looked at Sanwa and said with a cold face: "Unless you let me try it twice more! See if you are really made of iron and invulnerable!"
"Don't tell me twice, I'm not afraid if you come again twenty times, grandpa! Come on!"
Sanwa patted his chest and signaled Fei Zhong to poke him in the chest...but Fei Zhong didn't actually do it. Instead, he clapped his hands and turned around to give instructions to the little monsters who were waiting on him.
(PS: The little monsters were brought by the Nine-tailed Fox from Yalong Mountain and are specially responsible for serving...)
After a while, all kinds of delicacies were served, exuding extremely tempting aromas.
"Gulu!" Sanwa looked at the various mouth-watering foods in front of her, swallowed subconsciously, and then looked up at Fei Zhong: "Even if you tempt me with delicious food, I will definitely save grandpa and his family. Brothers!”
What he said was a righteous speech, even though his Adam's apple kept shaking, it was not as tough as the words.
"Don't worry, I'm just afraid that if the fight lasts too long, you'll get hungry and say I can't win! You eat first, and we'll fight again when you're full!"
As he said that, Fei Zhong clapped his hands... Hot pot, ice cream, shrimps and crabs, lemons, oranges, and various wild mushrooms were placed in front of Sanwa.
Sanwa swallowed again subconsciously...
"Can it really be eaten?"
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it! I'll beat you when you're full, and I'll make you a dead ghost!"
Fei Zhong said disdainfully, without any intention of scheming him.
Of course, he did not poison or design... Well, these delicacies are either extremely cold or extremely hot, or seafood with oranges, or various wild mushrooms with side effects... Anyway, the main focus is on one thing. Eat, but conflict with each other!
But these are the results of the latest research by Tianting Canteen and the Scientific Research and Medical Department. How did Sanwa know? As a newborn, he only knows that the food in front of him is very tempting and smells delicious!
Without saying a word, Sanwa gave Fei Zhong a look of "You're so weird" and immediately sat on the ground, grabbing the delicious food and bringing it to his mouth... Well, just grabbing it, not using chopsticks...
After eating for more than an hour, the little monsters delivered delicious food three or four times. Even Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong cursed secretly for being a waste of food... The third baby just stood up with satisfaction, holding a bulging belly.
"You are indeed a nice person... Grandpa, I will give you some face later. After the competition, as long as you hand over grandpa and your brothers, I will let you go!"
The corner of Fei Zhong's mouth twitched: "Okay, thank you very much!"
After saying that, Fei Zhong walked back and ordered: "Yiyi, go fight with this little kid!"
"Huh? Shall I go?"
Yu Yixian pointed at himself in disbelief... Either he didn't dare to fight, or with the magical power of the Calabash brothers, could the Liquan gun in his hand penetrate the defense?
Fei Zhong walked over and a voice came into his ears: "Fight guerrilla warfare and force him to carry out rapid and large-scale movements!"
"Why?"
Yuyi Xian looked at Fei Zhong in confusion, but Fei Zhong returned to the team without explaining too much... There was no way, even if he was worried and afraid that he could not beat Sanwa, Yuyi Xian could only rush forward with all his strength!
"A hundred birds shoot towards the phoenix - the phoenix sings in the sky!"
"Phoenix Wings Flying to Heaven!"
"Phoenix Three nods!"
"The ultimate killing move, the phoenix returns to its nest!"
Feather Wing Immortal danced out phoenixes from the Liquan gun in his hand, pecked, poked, clicked, chopped, or hit, turning into countless phoenixes, attacking Sanwa's vitals from all directions!
Moreover, with Fei Zhong's instructions, Yuyixian was afraid that Sanwa would not see it, so he deliberately slowed down... So when Sanwa saw the opponent's spear dance so slowly, on a whim, Sanwa actually waved his hands, trying to catch it. The spear tip of the Winged Fairy!
But Yu Yixian's martial arts are directly inherited from the Phoenix clan. How could he catch a newly born gourd baby?
For a moment, the tip of the spear danced, and countless attacks fell on Sanwa, failing to break through any of his defenses; at the same time, Sanwa also danced his arms, trying to catch the little phoenixes...
Then, just half a stick of incense was used...
"Ah!~"
After everyone heard a scream, Sanwa was holding his belly and rolling around on the ground in pain, sweating... Yuyixian looked at the gun stupidly, and then looked at Sanwa who was rolling on the ground in pain. Did I break my defense just now?
"this……"
Everyone glanced at Fei Zhong... Fei Zhong smiled slightly and explained: "The latest research from the Medical Department shows that you should not exercise strenuously just after eating. You should wait at least half an hour... Eating too much or too quickly will Performing strenuous exercise can easily lead to appendicitis..."
"Isn't his third child made of steel, invulnerable, and strong from the inside out? He can't even be poisoned... Then I want to see if he can withstand appendicitis!"
Fei Zhong looked at Sanwa coldly and said... Appendicitis is the abdominal pain and inflammation caused by the food in the stomach going to another small intestine with no digestion ability and a dead end... It can be said that the more powerful the internal organs are, The stronger it is, the greater the damage it causes, which is hitting Sanwa's weakness!
"Fei Shangshu, you are really paying attention to the forefront of scientific research on heaven at all times!~"
After hearing Fei Zhong's explanation, Su Tianfei couldn't help but give him a thumbs up... As for the other juniors, they had already trembled and hid aside when Fei Zhong said harsh words.
"The Imperial Concubine is joking. As a minister of His Majesty, understanding the latest information and developments in heaven is my most basic quality as a minister..."
"Fei Shangshu is humbled..."
Su Daji and Fei Zhong went back and forth, flattering each other...
Above the clouds, Fei Zhong was playing with Sanwa's invulnerability, which even they found difficult. Above the sky, Bai Ze looked at the crowd with some curiosity: "Fei Shangshu, you have always been so vicious. ?”
"Uh...how should I put it?"
Jia Yue thought for a while and gave an answer: "Fei Zhong and You Hun back then were treacherous officials that our loyal ministers in the dynasty couldn't wait to eradicate... but they have always lived a good life!"
"Oh, by the way, the loyal ministers who want to eradicate them are all in high positions in heaven now, at least a third-rank official... The first-rank prime minister, Jiang Ziya, the left prime minister, was also designed by Fei Shangshu to join our great merchants from Chanjiao. .”
Just two simple deeds have fully demonstrated Fei Zhong's ability...
"ox!"
Bai Ze couldn't help but give a thumbs up. He was able to design the prime minister of heaven and make countless loyal ministers helpless... This skill, this political method, even he, Bai Ze, had to admire how awesome he was!
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