"You...your...song is pretty good. Don't sing it next time."
In the end, Sun Wukong was unable to express his rebuke when faced with his little fanboy, Black Bear Spirit.
"hey-hey."
The black bear spirit rubbed his palms nervously: "Great Sage, can I hug you?"
"Of course! As long as you don't sing!"
Sun Wukong smiled, somersaulted down from the tree, and generously extended his arms to the black bear spirit... The black bear spirit jumped into Sun Wukong's arms with a bear pounce, and the bear's paws kept whirling up and down: "Wow, big Holy Spirit, I finally touched the living Great Saint!"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. What, he finally touched a living thing. Does that mean you have touched a dead thing before?
Finally, he waited until the black bear spirit relaxed... Sun Wukong asked his little bear to sit down, and asked curiously: "Black Bear..."
"Great Sage, my name is Black Wind!"
The black bear spirit quickly introduced his name to the great sage and looked at him expectantly.
"Okay, Black Wind!"
Sun Wukong followed the good example and called out his name: "Heifeng, where do you think you know me? How did you become my admirer?"
Sun Wukong looked at the black bear spirit very curiously and asked... Don't blame him for being strange. In fact, it has only been a few years since he was born, and he has never caused any big troubles... The so-called Monkey King was just a boaster at the beginning. Son, now it's just a title given by the master because he likes it. Anyone who really knows something will know it's a joke.
He also uses this title as his motivation. In fact, he knows better than anyone whether he deserves it or not!
"Great Sage," Black Bear Spirit rubbed his hands and said a little shyly: "What I admire most is not how strong you are, Great Sage, but that you have clearly set up a banner to rebel against heaven, and yet you can truly Get the title of Heavenly Court and become the Monkey King certified by Heavenly Court!"
"Forehead……"
The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched: "You...don't you know that my master is the Emperor of Heaven?"
"I know, this matter has been spread throughout the immortal world for a long time, and many monsters say that the great sage is hugging you!"
The black bear spirit answered with a clear face, but then added: "But so what? The other six brothers who are sworn sworn brothers with you, the Great Sage, have no backers, and are they weaker than the Emperor of Heaven? But what about the facts? "
"Except for the Bull Demon King, all these great sages and their backers were confiscated! Only the Monkey King, the Monkey King, not only won, but was recognized by the Heavenly Court. Even the backers behind him were stronger than other monsters!"
"How I wish to become a great sage, to be recognized by heaven, and to have a master as powerful as His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven!~"
The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong with envy on his face...
When Sun Wukong heard this, he still didn't understand why this black bear spirit was his fanboy. He was clearly envious of his background!
Pretending to be a fan of his younger brother, he actually wants to take refuge in himself and the heaven... He also obtains the heavenly establishment and becomes a real immortal god!
"You little black bear, you are so clever in your calculations!"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh and curse... The black bear spirit smiled shyly. He never thought that he could hide his little thoughts from Sun Wukong! Anyone who really thinks that he can be valued by the Emperor of Heaven and accepted as his direct disciple is a fool, then this person is the real fool!
"Seeing how you have been acting for so long and still work so hard to pretend to be my little fanboy..."
"Hey, Great Sage, it is true that I admire you! There is absolutely no lie! If it were me, even if I were in the same situation as the Great Sage, I would never be as famous as the Great Sage!"
Black Bear corrected him and said that he really admired Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows. Unexpectedly, this guy had some brains! He also knows that he has no ability, no matter how big his backer is, it’s useless!
"Okay, my little fan bear, don't say I won't give you a chance. Now you just need to help me complete a task. You will have a place in the Heavenly Demon Slayer Army!"
"The Demon Slayer Army? Really? It's Master Nezha's Demon Slayer Army? Do I really have a chance to become one of them?"
The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong in disbelief... That was the demon slayer army! Nezha led this army and conquered the world in the first five hundred years without any defeat, and gained a great reputation! How many second-generation immortals and second-generation gods wanted to enter, but were turned away by its strict selection process...
Now, I, a casual cultivator in the Earthly Immortal Realm, actually have a chance to enter?
"Great...Great Sage, are you telling the truth? Can you really push me, Little Bear, into the ranks of the Demon Slayer Army?"
The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong with gleaming eyes. They were demon slayers. They were organized in heaven and their treatment was first-class! Not to mention Army Commander or Nezha, if you do a good job, your room for advancement is unlimited. Who doesn’t want to join?
"You know that Nezha is my senior brother, right?"
Sun Wukong held his head high and said proudly: "Letting you in is not just a matter of a word? As long as you have never eaten people and are not stained with blood, then there is absolutely no problem!"
"Little Bear doesn't dare!"
The black bear spirit said quickly: "Except before opening up his spiritual wisdom, the little bear has eaten meat... Ever since I started practicing cultivation, I have not been exposed to meat and fish, and I have devoted myself to a vegetarian diet, just so that one day I can ascend to heaven and become one of the immortals!"
"I didn't expect you, a black bear spirit, to have such ideals."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but admired... Sure enough, it is the dream of every monster in the earthly and immortal world to go to heaven and become a god!
"Don't worry, as long as you help me complete the task, I, Old Sun, will be my recommender!"
"Great Sage, please give me your instructions!"
The black bear spirit Heifeng bowed down excitedly, his bear eyes twinkling with stars, looking at Sun Wukong expectantly.
"Simple, as long as you are like this, so and so..."
"This...to deal with Western Arhat, I..."
"Um?"
Seeing that the black bear spirit was hesitant, Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and reminded: "For the sake of you being my little bear, I will tell you a secret! For at least a hundred years, Heaven will definitely take action against Buddhism... This mission, but This is a great opportunity for you to show your loyalty! Little Bear, you have to seize this opportunity!~"
"I……"
The black bear spirit is still hesitating, but Sun Wukong has already turned around to leave...
Seeing Sun Wukong summoning the somersault cloud, he was about to leave... The black bear spirit gritted his teeth and stamped his feet...
"Wait a moment, Great Sage! I have accepted this mission!"
"No regrets?"
Sun Wukong stopped and looked back at him with a half-smile: "What you have to deal with is a Buddhist Arhat!"
"No regrets!" The black bear spirit nodded solemnly: "My little bear is definitely on the side of heaven! I will cheer for heaven and charge into battle, no matter how hard I die!"
"good!"
Sun Wukong clapped his hands and waved his hand, and pulled the black bear spirit to his cloud: "Then follow me to Guanyin Temple!"
The somersault cloud let out a roar and left from Black Wind Mountain... Even when it left, the anxious words of the black bear spirit were still echoing in the air...
"Great Sage, Heaven's support will definitely arrive in time, right? You will definitely send me to the Demon Slayer Army, right? You are my idol, you must not lie to me!~Ah!~"
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In the Guanyin Zen Monastery, Chen Xuanzang sat in the Zen room and kept doing squats, push-ups, and sit-ups... Every time he reached a hundred and completed a group, he would change to the next movement, and the cycle started again...
While they were practicing happily, suddenly, footsteps came from the gate... A moment later, a familiar voice, which should be the novice monk who welcomed them into the temple, asked in a low voice at the door: "Elder Tang, can you take a rest?"
Chen Xuanzang stood up, wiped the sweat from his head... took a step forward, and opened the door...
At the same time, his mind was immediately connected to the novice monk.
"Master, are you looking for me for something?"
"The elder is aware that something is indeed wrong. Just now, the master of the hospital was drying his cassocks in the room. He thought that the elder comes from a big country in the east and must be well-informed. He specially ordered me to come and see the elder to see him and make some suggestions."
[Of course I’m looking for you to die! Do you still want to live after drinking the poisonous tea from the hospital master? 】
[Master Arhat said that if you eat a piece of Tang Monk's meat, you will live forever. I don't know if it's true... After the Buddhas eat it, I will definitely be able to grab a piece of bone to gnaw on it, right? 】
【Chiliu! Immortal! 】
Chen Xuanzang sneered inwardly, how long had it been before he saw his own poisonous effects, and he couldn't wait any longer?
"Okay, I'll wait for the poor monk to tidy up, and then I'll go with you."
After making a casual remark, Chen Xuanzang turned around, unpacked his luggage, took out his brocade cassock and put it on.
The cassock was so full of pearls that the novice monk was dumbfounded, and he felt endless greed deep in his heart!
[What a rich cassock! 】
[As expected of a monk from the Oriental Treasure Kingdom of the Tang Dynasty, he is so wealthy! 】
[When Lord Arhat kills you, I will definitely grab this cassock... mine, it will definitely be mine! 】
"Let's go!"
Chen Xuanzang was too lazy to listen to the endless greed in the novice's heart, so he said hello and walked out...
The novice hurriedly followed, but when he left the room, he suddenly realized and asked quickly: "Elder, there is another one..."
"Oh, he went out to see the beautiful scenery... It's okay. He will be back in a while. If he can't see me, he will take the initiative to look for me."
Chen Xuanzang said something perfunctory and continued to move forward... As for the novice's inner voice, it was just greed, and he had long since disconnected it!
After a while, Chen Xuanzang came to the abbot's room of Guanyin Temple... It must be said that the Seventeen Arhats really put on a show. In an abbot's room that is roughly the size of two Zen rooms, whether it is the floor, tabletop, or wall On the street, cassocks were spread out everywhere, it was so luxurious!
If you look carefully, the hall is full of embroidery and the walls are all decorated with flowers and brocade, and embroidered with gold!
And the master of the courtyard was standing in the middle of the cassock, looking at him with a wrinkled smile on his face.
"Elder Tang, what do you think of these cassocks of mine? I wonder if they can catch your eye?"
Seeing Tang Seng, Elder Jinchi came up to him with a smile and pointed to his room in a showy manner.
Chen Xuanzang glanced at him, "After all, you are also an Arhat who subdues the dragon. Are you going to test me with this?"
With a tremble all over, the brocade cassock fell into his hands and was spread out on the table not far away.
"The poor monk also has a cassock in his hand. It was a gift from Guanyin Bodhisattva. I would like to ask the master of the hospital to take a look at it!"
Jin Chi hesitated slightly, but after looking at Tang Monk, he saw that Tang Monk had already disappeared into the house, and there was no sign of Sun Wukong. He could only resist the urge to activate the formation, turned around and returned to the house, touching his rough old hands to the cassock...
"My disciple...my disciple is really unlucky!"
Jin Chi touched his cassock with tears and lamented: "Bodhisattva, this Guanyin Temple has been open for more than a hundred years and is worshiped every day. Why didn't you want to give the cassock as a treasure and gave it to an ordinary monk instead... It's unfair, it's so unfair. Got it!"
Crying, Jin Chi kept glancing at Chen Xuanzang from the corner of his eye, waiting for him to come in to comfort him...
Little did he know that Chen Xuanzang not only didn't move at all, but actually folded his hands, acting like I was just watching your performance quietly?
After crying for a while, Jin Chi couldn't help it anymore. He raised his old tearful eyes and asked Chen Xuanzang: "Master, I have just unfolded this treasure. It's getting late, but my eyes are dim and I can't see clearly. Isn't it a missed opportunity?" I wonder if I can teach my disciples to get the back room, look at it carefully all night, and send it back to the master tomorrow morning. What do you think?"
While speaking, Jin Chi clutched the cassock tightly in his hand, looking extremely greedy.
Chen Xuanzang found it funny just looking at it. Buddhist acting skills are all so bad, right? Now tell yourself directly, you are interested in the cassock and want to rob it by force, right? He didn't even need to listen to his heart, he knew that what the other party did was to get him into the meditation room so that he could be beaten into the formation!
Originally he didn't care, but Wukong didn't come and he was bored, so why not play with him?
Chen Xuanzang smiled slightly and replied: "As you can see, just return it to me as usual tomorrow morning without damaging the beard."
Jin Chi, who had never thought that Chen Xuanzang would answer like this, was stunned for a moment... No, wasn't it obvious enough that I was pretending? I want to steal your cassock! This is a brocade cassock. Even in Lingshan, it is an acquired spiritual treasure that only an Arhat or above can obtain...
You just don’t want it anymore?
When he saw Chen Xuanzang dropped a word and really wanted to leave... Jin Chi couldn't help it anymore and said: "The elder is so generous, is it possible that you are not afraid of the old monk being greedy?"
"What kind of joke did the hospital master say?"
Chen Xuanzang turned around and smiled at him: "It's just a cassock! The poor monk believes that with the master's Buddhist practice, he will definitely look down on such luxurious things of gold and silver! Besides, for a monk who practices all over the world, rich clothes and delicious food are what he wants. The hardships of cultivation... If the master of the temple really wants the cassock, what if the poor monk gives it to him?"
"Buddha still cuts meat to feed eagles. Is it possible for a poor monk to achieve incomparable beauty and give him a cassock to fulfill the wish of the master of the hospital? Master, you are obsessed with it!"
After saying that, Chen Xuanzang strode out of the Zen room without waiting for Jinchi's reply, leaving only the novice monk, Jinchi, and the other sixteen Arhats who were secretly ambushing, with expressions of confusion and disbelief on their faces!
Is there really such a Buddhist in this world who is not greedy for money? !
Are we false Buddhas? No, it is obvious that Chen Xuanzang is the real fake Buddha, right? In Buddhism, there is no Buddha who is not greedy!
Back in the house, before Chen Xuanzang opened the door, he saw the door opened and saw Sun Wukong leading the black bear spirit...
"Little monk, are you okay?"
Sun Wukong blinked, a little confused: "You didn't fight with those Eighteen Arhats?"
"There are not eighteen, only seventeen."
Chen Xuanzang first emphasized Sun Wukong's misjudgment of the number of Arhats, and then explained: "It doesn't matter when it comes to fighting, it's just to play tricks on the opponent..."
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