Although, Nannan did this herself...but it was all because of my father who seduced me! Dad is the biggest bad guy!
(Old system: I’m a black-hearted little cotton-padded jacket that leaked the wind!~)
"Nanny is fine. My brother also thinks that spells are not very useful. They are not as fun as fists."
Chen Xuanzang comforted his daughter. In fact, he didn't think there was anything wrong with relying on the flesh for food.
Look at the Great God Pangu. With a pair of fists and an axe, he didn't realize the supreme avenue of fate and time and space. Didn't he still kill three thousand demon gods and escape?
"But...my brother kills me bloody every time. Killing too many will damage my appearance!"
Nannan was still depressed, and she was depressed for several days when she thought of General Yin and Xiong Shanjun who had been punched by Tang Seng before.
"Well... handsomeness lasts for a while, but strength lasts a lifetime. Girl, you have to look past the appearance to the essence."
"But... Nannan only likes my brother because he is handsome."
Listening to the unabashed words of his own little system's face control, Chen Xuanzang was completely speechless...
"Okay, okay," helplessly, my own little system is like a younger sister, and I have to be loved by myself: "As long as my brother can avoid taking action, he can try not to take action, okay?"
"When my brother advances to Hunyuan, how about he also uses magic and becomes a handsome Buddhist cultivator?"
"Then it's settled, brother! You can't lie to your daughter!~"
"Okay, okay!"
Chen Xuanzang said helplessly and perfunctorily... As for not using fists, hey, when it comes to a critical moment, who cares? The worst thing is, just coax the girl some more.
Anyway, he is handsome, and Nannan will definitely forgive him!
"Brother, come on! The Eighteen Arhats are very weak. I just let the stinky monkey do it by himself... If it doesn't work, you can go to heaven to call someone! Brother, don't worry about not having enough merit. My daughter has grown up... Grandpa needs a lot of merit, which can make up for it. elder brother!"
"Okay! Brother, thank you so much."
After finishing the conversation with his own small system, Chen Xuanzang touched his chin... What kind of grandpa is he? Is it possible that there is another avenue behind Nannan?
If it is true, hey, then if he recognizes this sister, he will make a lot of money! ~
The chat between Chen Xuanzang and Nannan was just a momentary exchange of consciousness... In reality, he and Sun Wukong had walked to the Guanyin Temple together.
Looking up, it turned out to be a temple. But seeing that——
There are layers of palaces and pavilions, and layers of corridors. Outside Sanshan Gate, thousands of majestic colorful clouds cover the sky; in front of Wufu Hall, thousands of brilliant red mist surrounds. There are two roads of pine trees and one forest of junipers and cypresses. Two roads of pines and bamboos are quiet and quiet regardless of age; a forest of junipers and cypresses is colorful and beautiful. I also saw that the bell and drum towers were high and the pagoda was steep. The Zen monk is calm and peaceful, and the singing of the trees and birds is leisurely. Loneliness without dust is really lonely, pure and empty, there is a way and the fruit is pure and empty.
"Little monk, in such a wild place, you can build such a gorgeous temple... Oh, your Buddha is so kind."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but sarcastically said... Along the way they walked, the land was wild and wild, and there was not even a flat land or road. Isn't it extremely ironic to have such a majestic Buddhist temple in front of us?
No wonder the master often disdained Buddhism when he was teaching him... As far as Sun Wukong is concerned now, Buddha is indeed a joke!
"No need to point at me, stinky monkey... The poor monk has long said that all the people in the Mahavira are fake Buddhas! This trip to the West is to bring order to the chaos and help the true Buddha to come to power!"
Chen Xuanzang said calmly, his mind unmoved by Sun Wukong's words.
"What if there is no true Buddha in the entire Lingshan Mountain?"
Sun Wukong asked again...
Chen Xuanzang replied: "Then replace it! The human race has a saying, princes, generals and prime ministers would rather have the seed?! Since Lingshan is fake, let the poor monks rebuild Lingshan!"
"Domineering!"
Answered twice, no change! Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up and praised loudly!
Well, in the future, he will always remind Chen Xuanzang that during this trip to the West, he must not forget his original intention!
"Da da da……"
Perhaps, the chat between Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong was too loud, and there were rapid footsteps at the gate of the temple.
"Squeak!"
After a while, the door opened, revealing a novice monk.
Let’s see what he looks like——
Wearing a left hairpin hat and pure clothes. Double earrings with copper rings, and silk belt to tie the waist.
The straw is carried steadily, and the wooden fish is lifted in the hand. Always recite in your mouth, Prajna will always take refuge.
Hairpin hat, moon-white monk's robe, copper earrings, silk belt waist... The white and fat man in life can be seen at a glance as a monk who eats and drinks well on weekdays! And this is just the lowest level of novice monk!
When the novice opened the door and saw the monkey image of Sun Wukong, a flash of surprise flashed subconsciously in his eyes, but there was no trace of panic!
Seeing this situation, Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong had a flash of understanding in their eyes at the same time. It seemed that the people in this temple had probably already known their identities!
"I wonder where these two elders came from and where they want to go?"
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures! When I arrived here, I saw that it was getting late, so I came here to take a rest!"
Chen Xuanzang performed Buddhist salutes with his hands, sang "Nai" and told his origins.
"He's an honored guest from the Tang Dynasty!" The novice monk looked shocked... Well, in the eyes of the two movie kings, Sun Wukong and Chen Xuanzang, he seemed a bit uncoordinated and had many flaws!
"Please come in and sit down, please come in and sit down."
The novice monk quickly opened the door and welcomed the two people into the temple... A moment later, under the guidance of the novice monk, the two people came to the main hall... and saw four big words written in the main hall, which was the 'Guanyin Temple'!
"Two eminent monks, please sit down. I will tell the abbot to come and pay homage!"
"Trouble."
Chen Xuanzang nodded and signaled the novice to help himself... After he left the room, Chen Xuanzang stood in front of the Buddha, looked at the seated Guanyin statue, and said to Sun Wukong: "Smelly monkey, look, we have arrived at the home of your old rival. "
"Yeah... Do you think this Guanyin will come again? If so, should we just leave it behind?"
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and asked.
Chen Xuanzang sneered: "If Guanyin dares to come, I will give her a high regard! I am afraid that you hit her too hard with the stick before, and you are afraid that we will find someone to attack and kill her, so she should not dare to come."
"Tch, boring!"
Sun Wukong sneered... He also knew that what Chen Xuanzang said was true. As long as Guanyin is not stupid, there is absolutely no way he will die again!
If he really dares to come, he might as well call his brothers and see if Da Luo is at his peak. If he really can't kill him!
While waiting, the two of them were speechless... On the other hand, the novice monk who left the main hall quickly ran to the meditation room.
"It's not good, it's not good!~The pilgrims from the Tang Dynasty traveling to the west are here!~"
Rushing into the abbot's Zen room, the large Zen room that could only accommodate one person had now been expanded... There were seventeen people in it!
They are touching dragons, caressing deer, or chewing flesh and blood in their mouths. There is no trace of the compassion that Buddhism should have!
It turned out that the Seventeen Arhats who wanted to take revenge had come here two months ago to take back the Zen Temple...the original abbot Jinchi had long been roasted and eaten by them!
Now, there are only a few strong monks left in the temple, who harvest the surrounding humans for food and clean the temple by the way.
The leader, the Dragon Subduing Arhat, picked up a human leg without raising his head and fed it into the mouth of the Buddhist dragon Naga in his arms.
"Are you sure you're from the west?"
Looking at the naga chewing the human leg, the novice shuddered subconsciously and hurriedly replied: "I have reported to God that he is indeed a person traveling to the west."
"As God said, one of the people who came is a monk with fine features and beautiful eyes, and the other is a monkey wearing a green shirt... They are exactly the same as the portraits you gave, they must be the people traveling to the west!"
"Well done!"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat suddenly stood up with a ferocious look on his face: "Brothers, take action! Revenge for the second brother!"
"No!"
The Arhat with Long Eyebrows stood up to stop the subduing dragon... among the Eighteen Arhats, he was the military advisor and the one with the best ideas in the team!
"Brother, if we take action directly, if that monkey is too strong, we may be in danger!"
"Fourth, are you scared?"
Jianglong turned to look at Changmei, with extremely evil eyes: "You don't want to avenge the second child?"
"What did eldest brother say? If I had been afraid, I wouldn't have rushed out of Lingshan with eldest brother and ignored Tathagata's orders!"
Chang Mei retorted while holding his injustice.
"Then why did you stop me!"
Jianglong's expression softened slightly, but he still asked dissatisfiedly.
"Brother," Changmei advised earnestly: "As I just said, what if Sun Wukong is too strong? It's true to avenge the second brother, but you can't trap all the brothers, right?"
"By then, even if we kill the people traveling to the west, our brothers will suffer heavy casualties, and the second brother underground will probably feel guilty!"
"Then what do you think we should do? Could it be that because we are afraid of the Monkey King, we won't take revenge?"
"Of course not!" A sly light flashed in Changmei's eyes: "Ours is a temple that has existed for hundreds of years. Even if Sun Wukong has divine eyes, he will definitely not be able to see the real situation... Then you will put on the person of Elder Jinchi Skin, such and such, such and such..."
"So you asked me to leave human skin just for this moment? Fourth child, that's amazing!"
After listening to what Changmei said, Jianglong couldn't help but praise... Changmei smiled: "It's all to reduce the casualties for our brothers... Brother, let's put on human skin first before going out!"
"good!"
Jianglong, Changmei and other Arhats put on the human skins of Jinchi and some novices and monks before going out.
The main hall of Guanyin Temple... Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong waited for a long time before they saw the master of the temple coming out with several monks.
I saw the leader of the hospital, his face covered with wrinkles, the wrinkles were so deep that they seemed to be able to trap mosquitoes; his eyes were very cloudy; his waist was hunched and his back was bent, and his figure was trembling as he walked out...
Seeing how old the visitor was, Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong should have stepped forward to support him... But no matter who they were, neither of them moved! There was even a hint of disdain in the depths of his eyes!
Pretend, how about you pretend to be perfect too! He's clearly pretending to be an old man who can't walk steadily, but you're telling me that he doesn't have any of those white teeth in his mouth?
I'm really sorry for you, you even know it makes your eyes cloudy...
"The young men in Shijian said that this master from the Eastern Land came from the Tang Dynasty, so I came out to meet him!"
The Master of Jinchi, played by Jiang Long, sat tremblingly in his seat and just said.
Chen Xuanzang smiled slightly and said politely: "I came here late at night and didn't know what to do. I forgive you, I forgive you!"
"I wonder how far it is from Dongtu to here?"
"About ten thousand miles? The poor monk didn't make much calculations. He only knew that he was heading west..."
"That's thousands of miles away. My disciple spent his life in vain and never left the mountain gate. As the saying goes, a person who sits in a well and looks at the sky is a rotten person..."
The two of them were chatting back and forth, as if they were having a normal conversation.
After chatting for about a while and burning incense, a novice monk came in at the door carrying several tea cups.
"Two elders, please try the fragrant tea from my Guanyin Temple."
The novice monk offered it and took the lead in placing three tea cups inlaid with blue and gold in front of the three of them. Another boy brought a white copper pot and poured three cups of fragrant tea. It's really as beautiful as durians in color and as fragrant as sweet-scented osmanthus in taste.
"Great tea! Great items! Really gourmet dishes!"
Chen Xuanzang praised it, picked up the tea cup and looked at it... This object, even if it was placed in the Tang Dynasty, would be extremely rare for non-princes to see it.
"No matter how good the object is, it is still a prop for drinking tea...Two elders, let's drink tea."
Jin Chi smiled, picked up the tea cup, bowed far away, and drank first.
Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong looked at each other, with a hint of ridicule at the corners of their mouths, and drank tea in their mouths, but in fact, they were wrapped in magic power in their mouths, and their bodies were not contaminated at all.
Seeing the two of them drinking tea, a satisfied smile flashed in Jinchi's eyes.
"Two elders, the poor monk's body is too decayed and cannot bear to sit for a long time... Why don't I, the novice, take you two to the Zen room to rest first, and after the vegetarian dishes are finished, we will send them to the residence of the two elders?"
"This... is hard work!"
Chen Xuanzang hesitated for a moment, then stood up and nodded in agreement.
Needless to say, the two were sent to a side room... It was originally arranged to live separately, but how could Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong comply? After some rejection and pushing, they still lived in the same house.
After the two people entered the house and closed the door, they looked at each other, smiled, and spit the tea in their mouths onto the ground...
Although there was no reaction or smoke at all, both Chen Xuanzang and Sun Wukong knew that this thing was definitely not a good thing!
"I thought Elder Jinchi would compete with us in cassock competition..."
Sun Wukong laughed, but as soon as the words came out, he was stunned and looked at Chen Xuanzang with some embarrassment... but saw that he was not shocked at all, and even replied, as if that was what he said?
"Who says it isn't?"
"Little monk, do you think he should show off his cassock?"
Sun Wukong asked hesitantly.
"Well...that's true."
Chen Xuanzang smiled, took out a book from his arms and handed it to Sun Wukong.
"Don't say that, as a disciple of the Emperor of Heaven, you have never read this book, right?"
Looking at the familiar book and the three big characters "Journey to the West" on the cover, Sun Wukong was instantly relieved.
Yes, he had almost forgotten that the master who taught this young monk, Wudang and Guiling, were both important ministers of the Heavenly Court Enshrinement Hall. How could they not know about Journey to the West? How could it not be given to Chen Xuanzang?
"Tch, I thought Master Wudang would hide something..."
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, jumped, landed on the bed, crossed his legs, and casually opened the chapter in Journey to the West that recorded this catastrophe...
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