Chapter 33: Happy Buddha: Nine-Headed Insect, don’t you like wives? I have a candidate here, do you want...

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It is said that Taibaijinxing received the decree and descended to the earth. He came to the Huaguo Mountain in Dongshen Shenzhou. He fell from the sky and saw the monkeys all over the mountain...

"Where does this angel come from?"

After seeing the power of the other six demon kings, and under the deliberate instruction of Sun Wukong and Bai Ze, the Monkey Soldiers and Monkey Generals learned that there are many capable people in the Three Realms, and they are much more respectful in their speech and behavior.

Seeing the Taibai Gold Star riding down the clouds, I knew he must be a powerful man, so he stepped forward respectfully and asked.

"I am an angel sent from heaven, and there is a holy purpose from heaven. Please come to the realm, your Majesty. Please tell me quickly!"

Taibai smiled and said... When the monkey soldiers heard that it was a decree from heaven, they dared to neglect it and rushed into the cave.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is an old man outside, carrying a small document on his back. He claims to be an angel sent from heaven, and he has a decree for you."

Sun Wukong and Bai Ze looked at each other and understood... it seemed. The trouble in the Heavenly Palace has been put on the agenda.

"Please come quickly!"

Sun Wukong pretended to be overjoyed and scratched his head and ears, and asked the monkey soldiers and generals to invite him quickly.

After the monkey left, Sun Wukong looked at Bai Ze: "Master Bai Ze, what do you think I should do? Especially after going to heaven?"

Even though he knew it was an act and knew that his master was the supreme emperor of heaven, Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel a little flustered... Are you kidding me? What he wants to do next is go to the heavenly palace to cause trouble! The strongest organization in the three realms!

"You don't have to worry after you go to heaven."

Bai Ze comforted the somewhat flustered Sun Wukong and said softly: "After you go to heaven, your master's wife and brother will make arrangements for you. Remember, you are a willful and unconstrained monkey... Don't bring your stubborn nature to heaven, and you will be trapped. Buddhism notices.”

"Remember, not all the gods in heaven belong to your master! As for your Huaguo Mountain, don't worry, as long as I'm here, there won't be any trouble!"

"Thank you, Mr. Bai Ze, for taking care of me. Wukong understands!"

Sun Wukong nodded cautiously... If his wife, senior brother, and master were not in the heaven, Huaguo Mountain was too far away, and there was a risk of exposure, he really wanted to send a clone there!

Soon, Taibai entered the cave, and at first sight he spotted the true form of the monkey played by Bai Ze, and secretly nodded to him... After Bai Ze also gave him a reassuring look, Taibai took off the Heavenly Decree from his back. , facing south, he stood firm and said: "I am Taibai Jinxing in the heaven. I am summoned by the Queen of Heaven to come down to the realm. Please go to heaven and worship the immortal vessel."

Wukong smiled and said, "Thank you, Old Star, for coming."

Then he ordered: "Young men! Arrange a banquet to entertain you."

Jin Xing said: "The Holy Spirit is here and I don't dare to stay for a long time, so I invite the king to go with me. After the honorable move, we can talk about it calmly."

Wukong said: "You're welcome!"

After the two of them talked politely, Wukong ordered the four strong generals to take care of the Huaguo Mountain, and then he and Venus ascended into the clouds, and went to heaven to serve as officials.

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Let’s not mention Sun Wukong ascending to heaven for the moment... On the other side, in Hezhou, Xiniu, in a small country, the Buddha of Joy sat on the throne with his breasts exposed, the princess on his left hand, the queen on his right, and the king could only wear eunuch clothes angrily. He allowed the other party to bully his wife and daughter in front of him, but he didn't even dare to say the word 'no'.

You have to bow down obediently and hold the fruit plate, and offer it to you from time to time...

"Happy Buddha, the World Honored One has a purpose!"

Just when the happy Buddha was about to pull the queen to perform the courtesy of Duke Zhou in front of many courtiers... a familiar, gentle and charitable female voice suddenly sounded in his ears!

"Guanyin, what is she doing here? She really disturbed my interest!"

Huanxi Buddha threw away the two women in his arms with a look of disgust on his face, kissed them hard on the face, said "Wait until I come back", stood up, stepped out, and disappeared into the temple... letting it go... After he left, the king hugged the queen and princess and cried bitterly...

Maybe he did it on purpose?

In the sky, Avalokitesvara sat on a golden lotus. For a moment, the Buddha of Joy appeared in front of her with his breasts exposed and half-collapsed on the lotus.

"Avalokitesvara, if you don't stay at Lingshan to visit Buddha and deal with matters regarding your journey to the West, why are you here to find me?"

Huanxi Buddha said something unhappily, and then suddenly thought of something, his eyes shot out with lustful light: "Is it possible, you want to try it too..."

"Shut up!"

With a look of disgust on her face, Guanyin interrupted Huanxi Buddha, a pseudo-Buddha who only thought about the courtesy of Zhou Gong... She really couldn't imagine why such a person could enter Buddhism? Aren't you afraid that he will distort the Buddhist atmosphere? Just because we had a good relationship with the World Honored One during the Jie Jiao?

Fortunately, the World Honored One finally figured it out and abandoned him.

"The World Honored One has an order, instructing you to find someone to seduce Princess Wan Sheng and destroy the wedding ceremony of Ao Lie, the third prince of the West Sea, to her!"

"Why?"

Happy Buddha looked at Guanyin unexpectedly... Is this what his senior brother said?

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Indeed, the Dragon Clan took advantage of Sun Wukong's robbery of the treasure and cheated Buddhism's two golden lotuses of innate merit. The World Honored One was furious and wanted to teach the Dragon Clan a lesson and make them a joke. So... do you understand?"

Avalokitesvara has not yet finished speaking, but the Happy Buddha, no matter how stupid he is, still understands the unfinished words.

"Okay, I understand." Huanxi Buddha didn't think too much. He used to help his senior brother in Jie Jiao, but now he's just trying to trick the Dragon Clan. Is he as powerful as he was when he was conferring gods to measure calamities?

"Please go back and tell the Lord, I will complete the task as soon as possible."

"Well..." Guanyin nodded, turned around and was about to leave, when he suddenly stopped and said: "Remember, the people sent must not have anything to do with Buddhism! It is best to be a demon clan!"

"Don't worry, the Lord has always known that I will do things properly and will never be involved with Buddhism!"

The Happy Buddha nodded, and Guanyin confidently drove the golden lotus and left through the sky...

When Guanyin's figure completely disappeared, Happy Buddha chuckled, took out a communication talisman, and connected... The scene on the other side turned out to be a woman's boudoir? In the center of the picture, a handsome man with a sinister face was lying disheveled on a bright red bed.

In his arms, there is a charming and sleeping woman? !

Looking at the mess on the bed and the spring sunshine accidentally revealed under the quilt, it was obvious that this man and woman had just completed the ceremony of Zhou Gong!

"Yo? Long-eared? Why are you interested in me if you don't practice Zen in your Buddhist sect? Could it be that you have invented some new posture?"

The evil man opened his tired eyes, saw the Happy Buddha, and let out a frivolous laugh. The sound was very small and the movement was very small, so it did not wake up the woman in his arms.

Huanxi Buddha is not surprised... It seems that he has been used to seeing similar scenes for a long time.

"Nine-Headed Insect, which family of women are you harming again?"

"Qi! Do you think I am you? Are you showing mercy? Only your kidneys but not your heart?"

The Nine-headed Insect rolled its eyes at Huanxi Buddha with disdain, carefully glanced at the woman in his arms, gently pulled his arm out from under the woman's head, and walked to the dressing table beside him with the communication talisman naked. .

"I tell you, this time, I found my true love!"

"True love?" Huanxi Buddha's face was full of contempt; "True love that changes every day? How dare you say that I only have kidney transplants?"

"How could you insult someone's innocence like this!"

The Nine-Headed Insect angrily argued to Huanxi Buddha: "That is the love tribulation I must go through before I can find true love! Do you understand the love tribulation? Once I find someone who can make me obsessed with life, I..."

"Okay, okay."

Huanxi Buddha impatiently interrupted the Nine-Headed Insect's words and said: "Then I will introduce you to a top-notch woman, do you want it?"

"who?"

The nine-headed insect's eyes lit up instantly!

"Don't you like wives the most? This is not the first time you are tired of the other person. The person I introduce to you this time is the one the Dragon Clan is interested in, and has decided to betrothed to the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Clan! What do you think, do you dare?"

"Dragon clan daughter-in-law, you also know this kind of news? Who is it?"

The eyes of the Nine-Headed Insect were shining brightly. It was obvious that he was really moved!

"That's the Dragon Clan, aren't you afraid?"

"So what about the Dragon Clan? My father is still one of the Demon Clan's Demon Saints."

The Nine-Headed Insect sneered and said, "Back in the Demon Court days, the Dragon Clan gave us snacks! To put it bluntly, if I really fall in love with you, I will owe you a favor!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Huanxi Buddha didn't show off and told him directly: "Did you know that the Wansheng Dragon King of Bibotan has a female named Wansheng Princess, who is the fiancée of Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon Clan of the West Sea? She looks so graceful... It is said that I will marry Ao Lie in a few days."

"Are you engaged? Not married yet? A princess?"

After hearing what Huanxi Buddha said, the Nine-Headed Insect's eyes were shining: "Haha, I have long wanted to taste the taste of a dragon woman! If I hadn't been able to offend Yang Jian back then, I would have given that Ao Cunxin... the Dragon King of Bibotan Isn’t that right? He was our clan’s minions in the early years! I didn’t expect that even though he had a daughter, he didn’t even tell me about the demon clan.”

"Dragon Girl... suck, very good, Chang Er, I, the nine-headed worm, have recorded this sentiment!"

"You won't talk about true love this time?"

Huanxi Buddha couldn't help but joked.

"You don't understand," the Nine-Headed Insect shook his finger and said, "Dragon Girl is the unforgettable White Moonlight in the deepest part of my heart!"

"Kuroro, isn't your true love me?"

As soon as the Nine-Headed Insect finished speaking, a pair of jade arms came over from behind and hugged his neck tightly...

"How could it be possible? You are my true love...I was just teasing my buddy..."

The Nine-Headed Insect looked back at Huanxi Buddha and hung up the communication... When he hung up, Huanxi Buddha heard the familiar 'pop' sound again!

Huanxi Buddha glanced at the communication talisman in his hand with envy... Hey, how great would it be if senior brother could join the demon clan? Unlike now, when I hold a high position in Buddhism, I don’t dare to attack a powerful woman... Hey!

With a pinch of his finger, the communication symbol turned into powder and fell down... Another like-minded friend was lost! ——

Not to mention getting information about the Happy Buddha, the Nine-Headed Insect, the son of the demon saint Gui Che, used all his methods to meet and seduce the Halloween Princess near Bibo Pond...

On the other side, Sun Wukong followed the Taibaijin Star to the sky. In order to show his wild and untamed character, he jumped out of the Nantian Gate with a somersault cloud! Then, without warning, we will go straight to Nantianmen!

"Uh-huh!"

Before he could enter the gate, bright silver spears and eight-foot-long snake spears all fell down, blocking him in front of him!

Heavenly General Zhao Yun and Heavenly General Zhang Fei looked at Sun Wukong coldly, and scolded: "Heaven is an important place, no idlers are allowed to enter!"

"What kind of junk thing dares to block my grandson's way?!"

Sun Wukong bared his teeth and roared, and was about to take out the golden cudgel to hit him... Fortunately, he had already calculated the time, and before he could put the monkey's paw into his ears, Taibai Jinxing happened to arrive at the Nantian Gate in the clouds, and kept discouraging: " Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei, why don’t you stop your actions quickly!”

"You are so white-handed and so treacherous! How can you teach people to use knives and guns to block the entrance when you invite me to do it?"

Sun Wukong turned around and scolded him dissatisfied, and Taibai quickly explained: "My king, please calm down. You have never been to this paradise, but you are unknown, and the gods are strangers to you. How can he let you in without permission? Now that you have met the Queen of Heaven. , I have been given the Immortal Ceremony, given my official name, and I will follow you in and out, who will stop you?"

"It's such a troublesome thing, so I won't go there!"

Sun Wukong waved the monkey's paw in disgust and was about to leave... But since Taibai Jinxing had pulled him up to the sky, how could he let him leave.

With quick eyes and hands, he quickly reached out and grabbed Sun Wukong's wrist, leading him towards the door: "You still come in with me."

That speed, that strength... Sun Wukong couldn't help but tremble in his heart. With this power, if he didn't reveal his true strength, he might be beaten to death!

However, Taibai Jinxing is completely unknown in the world...compared to Nezha, Yang Jian, Wen Zhong and other great gods, it has not even been seen by people worshiping it. Even a person like this can scorn the cultivation he has revealed now... Heavenly Court really cannot be underestimated!

Master, you are so strong! ~

Walking into the door, you can see that in the heavenly court, thousands of lights are rolling red, and thousands of auspicious air are spraying purple mist; the scenery inside is full of fairy flowers and grasses as far as the eye can see; the smell in the nose is even more intense. More and more innate aura!

Just walking through the Heavenly Palace to the Lingxiao Palace, Sun Wukong felt that his cultivation had loosened a little bit... No wonder anyone in the lower realm would work hard to accumulate merit in order to ascend to the heavenly realm when they have some pursuit of cultivation. With this concentration of spiritual energy, if he didn't have a mission, he would still have to live in heaven!

Soon, the two of them arrived at the door of Lingxiao Hall... Standing at the door were four people holding swords, holding pipa, holding umbrellas, and holding a giant snake. They were staring at them coldly, looking up and down!

Feeling their needle-like gazes on him, Sun Wukong once again felt threatened... This strength and this image could be a great businessman who is widely spread in the world. No, he is the personal guard of the Emperor of Heaven and the four generals of the Demon Family. ? !

"The four generals of the Demon Family, this is Sun Wukong, the immortal from the lower world, who was personally invited by the Queen of Heaven. Please let me go!"

Taibai took a step forward, raised his hands and saluted.

Although these four people are just generals guarding the palace, they who survived the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods are now deeply trusted by Emperor Xin and even the important ministers of the heaven! The ranks are all fourth-grade officials. If they were placed in the earthly immortal world, they would all be feudal officials!

When the four generals heard the words 'Sun Wukong', they all looked at the monkey curiously... Is this your majesty's new disciple, the peak golden immortal? It seems a little weak! ~

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