"you……"
Guanyin was so angry that her lips trembled: "Emperor, are you going too far! Wukong, a little golden immortal, can also injure Gonggong Ancestral Witch, who is known for his strong physical defense?"
Xuan Ming crossed her feet and played with the pink nails on her fingers carelessly.
"Don't you know that my fifth brother was once killed in a collision on Mount Buzhou? It's only been a few Yuanhui years. Now my fifth brother is only a golden immortal, so why is it strange that he could be injured?"
Guanyin looked at her in disbelief... How many Yuan Hui and Golden Immortal cultivation levels? Xuan Ming, this lie you told is too outrageous!
Not to mention that Gong Gong is a powerful practitioner, just by becoming one of the Ten Halls of Yama in the underworld, or the key fifth Hall of Yama (the Ten Halls of Yama, naturally King Yama has the most important position), the merits are endless.
After a few yuanhui, not to mention a powerful cultivator, even a pig can become a great shaman (Da Luo) with the continuous supply of earthly merits from the underworld, and this is without enlightenment!
Gonggong is the ancestor who understood the way of water!
However, facing the careless Xuan Ming, Guanyin did not dare to say these complaints, nor could she say them... She could guess that this was clearly the underworld taking advantage of this opportunity to reap benefits!
Think about it carefully, in order to make Wukong famous and spread a great reputation for Buddhism... She has invaded the underworld, people are killed by swords, and I am fish and meat. She has no excuse to refuse!
"call……"
Taking a long breath, Guanyin suppressed her rage and aggrieved anger, and looked at Xuan Ming unwillingly.
"I wonder what compensation the underworld will ask for?"
"Well... after all, it's just my fifth brother who was injured. I just need to recuperate for a while. For the sake of the calamity of the Westward Journey relationship, I'm sorry to trick you too much..."
Xuan Ming pretended to be thoughtful and said... Guanyin was roaring in his heart, "If you have the ability, don't take it!"
"Well, I heard that Guanyin Bodhisattva's precious jade purification bottle can store three rays of divine water. How about giving my fifth brother about ten kilograms? I think the injury on his forehead is enough..."
Hearing Xuan Ming's words, Guan Shiyin's eyes almost popped out! Ten pounds? ! Do you think the Sanguang Divine Water is ordinary water? Just ten pounds?
My jade purification bottle has collected the three lights of the sun, moon and stars for ten years, but it can only accumulate one drop!
"impossible!"
Without even thinking about it, Guanyin shook her head wildly and retorted: "I don't even have that much in stock... and the Sanguang Divine Water is a healing medicine. At most three drops can heal the injuries of Gonggong Ancestral Witch!"
"Three drops? It doesn't even cover the wound!"
Xuan Ming retorted dissatisfied: "My fifth brother is an ancestral witch! No matter how strong the Three Light Divine Water is, it is impossible to heal my fifth brother's injuries! I'll lose a little, one pound!"
Guanyin rolled her eyes... Heh, now you know that your brother is an ancestral witch? Don't you say it's just a golden fairy anymore?
"Impossible, ten drops at most!"
"I dropped one-tenth, and you only tripled it?! Guanyin, you guys are so insincere! In this case, I'll take another step back, a thousand drops!"
"Can a divine thing like the Three Light Divine Water be measured by weight? For the sake of the Great Emperor, I will double it again, twenty drops!"
In this way, Guanyin and Xuanming were negotiating back and forth, and every penny had to be compared... Finally, the two women reached an agreement to compensate Sun Wukong for causing trouble in the underworld with one hundred drops of the Three Light Divine Water!
Seeing the three-light divine water in the jade purification bottle suddenly go down by half... Guanshiyin's heart was bleeding!
It’s only these two hundred drops, but it’s a stock she’s managed to save since she was given the jade purification bottle!
Now just because of that guy Sun Wukong... is gone!
"Ahem."
Playing with the jade bottle of spiritual treasures containing the three-light divine water, Xuan Ming looked at Guanyin's distressed look and felt a little embarrassed... Ahem, this time, it was really a bit tricky.
"Then... Guanyin, don't worry. After Sun Wukong leaves, I will report it to Heaven immediately. I will definitely not miss any important events in Buddhism! Fifth brother, don't worry, Buddhism and the underworld are good friends, and I will definitely help you to stop them. His! I will never let him hit Lingshan!"
"Thank you, Emperor!"
Guanyin forcibly adjusted her expression, bowed and bowed before leaving: "Then I'll leave the rest to the Emperor!"
After Guanyin and Ksitigarbha left together... Xuan Ming raised his finger, and a drop of three-light divine water flew to Feng Bo: "Give it to Fifth Brother for healing, and say it's Guanyin's compensation!"
Uncle Feng glanced at the drop of Three Light Divine Water in front of him, and then at the jade bottle containing ninety-nine drops of Three Light Divine Water in Xuan Ming's hand. Suddenly, he didn't know whether to praise Xuan Ming for being generous or stingy...
Call it stingy, for Gonggong's injury, there is really no need for such a good thing; call it generous, this is a hundred drops, but it was all blackmailed from the injury of Gonggong's ancestral witch, so just give one percent... ...Woman, you are synonymous with greed! The ancestral witch is the same!
On the other side, Guanyin, who had left Fengdu City, showed an expression of pain as soon as he left the city.
"Ksitigarbha, if I tell the World Honored One about the Three Lights Divine Water I lost, will he reimburse me for it?"
"Forehead……"
Ksitigarbha twitched the corner of his mouth and half advised: "I think it's better not to tell the World Honored One about this trivial matter... Moreover, won't you get the merit in your account right away? Just... just treat it as buying merit."
"Yeah...that's all it can do."
Guanyin smiled bitterly... My Three Light Divine Water is gone! ~——
In the Hall of Yama, when Feng Bo arrived holding the Three Light Divine Water, what he saw was King Yama with his legs crossed, pulling Sun Wukong's beautiful figure!
"Gonggong Ancestral Witch..."
"Uncle Feng is here?" King Yama, whose forehead was bandaged with a piece of white cloth, moved his buttocks to make way for Uncle Feng to come over and join him: "Hurry up and have a few drinks with nephew Wukong! The disciple of the Emperor of Heaven finally came here When we go to the underworld, we can’t say that we have no etiquette in the underworld.”
Feng Bo smiled silently, walked over, picked up the wine glass, touched Sun Wukong and Gonggong, and then handed the jade bottle containing the Three Lights Divine Water to Gonggong.
"This is the three-light divine water that Ancestral Witch Xuanming gave you to heal your injuries...just blackmailed from Guanyin."
"How many?"
Gonggong looked at the jade bottle, which was not much bigger than a palm and was obviously carved from ordinary jade, and looked at Feng Bo speechlessly.
Uncle Feng did not dare to look directly at him, but said weakly: "One drop..."
"One drop?!"
The ancestral witch Gonggong exclaimed: "How could there be only one drop when Old Eleven takes action?!"
"Wait a minute, isn't it possible that Old Eleven... cheated on my compensation? Uncle Feng, tell me honestly, how much did you cheat on? Two drops? Five drops? Or nine drops?"
Feng Bo silently complained: You still underestimated the Xuanming Ancestral Witch... How could she cheat so much? A hundred drops, okay?
"Ahem, almost."
Uncle Feng replied vaguely... Gonggong felt depressed for a moment, but he didn't dare to say anything to the eldest sister he always doted on.
"That's all, a drop would be nice! Just in time, I'm worried about not having anything good to give to Wukong's nephew... This drop of Three Lights Divine Water will be given to you as a meeting gift!"
As he spoke, Gonggong raised his hand, and the jade bottle containing the three-light divine water fell into Sun Wukong's arms.
Sun Wukong shook his head repeatedly, not wanting to answer...
But before he could say anything, Gonggong blocked his words: "The elders have given me this gift, but I dare not say no! The underworld and the heaven are our allies. It's just a little healing gadget, and it's just a life-saving trump card for you!"
Sun Wukong looked at the three-light divine water in his hand, a life-saving divine item, and said he didn't want it, that would definitely be a lie!
That's all, the worst thing is that I can repay the underworld well in the future!
He bowed down and thanked: "This... many thanks to senior Gonggong!"
"That's right, come on, keep drinking!"
Gonggong patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder with satisfaction... pulled Feng Bo and started drinking again... which meant that Sun Wukong had something important to do and could only drink for one day. Otherwise, Gonggong would have to drag Sun Wukong to drink for ten days and ten nights! ——
Of course, this version of Sun Wukong would not dare to tear up the Book of Life and Death of the King of Hell... Even he himself knows that once the Book of Life and Death is torn, his monkey grandson will truly be in despair.
Names are removed from the Book of Life and Death, do not enter the Three Realms, do not enter the Five Elements, the way of heaven does not care, the way of earth ignores, the way of humanity rejects...the consciousness of the prehistoric world is rejecting it, and the soul after death can only become a lonely ghost and be used by others, that is There is truly no future even for reincarnation!
Ever since, when Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain, the monkey-haired clone lying on the ground jumped up and stood up!
"Seventh brother, what's wrong with you?"
The other demon kings were still sleeping soundly. Only the Bull Demon King, who was highly cultivated, was the first to react. He looked at the frightened Sun Wukong curiously and asked.
"Brother Niu, I...I dreamed that two people came here to seduce me and took me outside the gate of the Netherworld, but I woke up. It was me who showed my magical power and went straight to the Senluo Palace to quarrel with King Yama. I looked at my life and death book and found that my name was on it, so I checked it off and will no longer be under the jurisdiction of the underworld."
The Bull Demon King was stunned, and looked at Sun Wukong with eyes full of admiration and meaningful words: "Are you sure there are two people here to seduce the soul? Are you also sure that you went to the underworld, marked the Hall of Hell, and marked your own name?"
"Indeed, Brother Niu, is there any problem?"
Sun Wukong pretended to be confused and innocent and looked at the Bull Demon King. His clear eyes were full of confusion and... stupidity!
The Bull Demon King raised his eyebrows, hehe, if you were born to be born and reached the peak of Golden Immortal cultivation, how could the underworld come to seduce you? But I just hooked you up and let you mess around in the underworld... Tsk, tsk, you have a big secret!
"No problem, haha!"
The Bull Demon King laughed loudly, patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said loudly: "My dear brother has passed away and is no longer in the Book of Life and Death. He will no longer be in charge of the Three Realms. You should have a good celebration!"
"I see!"
Sun Wukong acted as if he had suddenly realized something, and immediately responded: "Everything will be as Big Brother said, let's celebrate together!"
So, after the demon kings woke up, Sun Wukong asked the monkeys and grandchildren to serve fresh fruits, monkey wine and other fine wine and food again, and once again invited people to eat together.
After hearing what happened to Sun Wukong, the other five demon kings also had their eyes twinkling with meaning... They all congratulated Sun Wukong loudly, but their relationship with each other became a lot stranger unknowingly... It seemed that at any time... It's like breaking off relations with Sun Wukong!
How observant is Sun Wukong? How could he not know their changes? It’s just that he didn’t say anything, and sneered in his heart... He has been recorded by me and is being targeted by heaven. Why do you still want to escape? Let’s dream! ——
In the heavenly court, Queen Jiang Zhen was dealing with government affairs. Suddenly, the fourth general of the Demon family at the entrance of the palace, Lao Si Mo Li Shou, stepped into the palace and loudly reported: "Reporting to the Queen of Heaven, King Yama of the Underworld has entered the palace with the blessing of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, the leader of the Netherworld." superior!"
(PS: The four generals of the Demon Family here are not dead, their bodies have become saints, and they have room for advancement, so they replaced the Four Saints of Kowloon Island and became the generals guarding the temple. The Four Saints of Kowloon Island went to Nantianmen to guard the gate... There are no four great heavenly masters. Ha!~)
"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?"
The gods in the temple looked at each other, so is this the plot of Sun Wukong breaking into the underworld? In other words, is it time for Sun Wukong to go to heaven? !
The Queen of Heaven's heart suddenly moved, and she also understood this matter, nodded, and said: "Xuan!"
Then, they saw Wang Mo, the guard of Nantianmen, walking in with a form... Master Yu, the master of Netherworld Palace, stepped forward to take it and read in the hall: "The Netherworld realm is the underworld of the earth. There are gods and there are ghosts on earth... Fuqi dispatched the magic soldiers to subdue this demon, organize the yin and yang, and make the underworld eternal. I would like to report." (I will not excerpt the original text of Journey to the West here.)
To put it simply, Sun Wukong caused trouble in the underworld and canceled his name, which violated the six paths of reincarnation. Go to heaven, hoping to make the decision for the underworld!
"Where does this Sun Wukong come from? He is robbing the Dragon Palace and causing trouble in the underworld. Do you really think he is invincible!"
Queen Jiang Zhen roared angrily and slapped her palm on the armrest, making a loud noise!
Yang Jian's eyes turned cold, and just when he was about to go out to reply and act... the guard of Xitianmen, Huo Qubing, came to retaliate again!
"Report to the Queen of Heaven, the Buddhist Guanyin to ask for an audience!"
"Xuan!"
The Queen snorted coldly and invited him to enter the palace.
Guanyin entered the palace, and Yang Jian was immediately in trouble: "Last time Sun Wukong robbed the Dragon Palace, Buddhism opened up for it... Today he broke into the underworld, will Buddhism have to fight for it?"
Guanyin looked up and saw that Jiang Zhen was still sitting still. He knew that although he had made an agreement with Buddhism, as long as Sun Wukong's inheritance was not revealed, Heaven would not take the blame for Sun Wukong, let alone make decisions for him. !
Taking a deep breath, fortunately, before arriving this time, I had already negotiated compensation with the underworld... Otherwise, I'm afraid I would have to be jointly paid by the underworld and heaven again!
"It's not that I'm standing up for it, it's just that the old monk has something he wants to tell the Queen of Heaven."
"Bodhisattva, please speak."
The Queen raised her eyebrows slightly, wanting to see what Guanyin in front of her had to say!
"The Heavenly Court controls the three realms, but due to lack of manpower, it is often impossible to rescue them in time...Although this Sun Wukong is audacious, he can break into the underworld and open up the Hall of Yama. He must have certain means...If he can summon the Heavenly Court, he will definitely be able to show his power to the Heavenly Court. . In this way, wouldn’t it be wonderful to not only recover an unruly demon king but also expand the law enforcement personnel in heaven?”
"Haha, Bodhisattva, you are joking. To be able to serve as an official in my heaven, you need to be strong in martial arts!"
Youhun, the deputy minister of the Ministry of Personnel, came out and faced Guanyin: "To be able to enter the heaven and become a god, in addition to spiritual practice, the more important thing is character and merit! Then Sun Wukong first robbed the Dragon Palace and then entered the underworld. He has a defective character and cannot bear it. The Great God of Heaven!”
"Even if the Buddhist sect has an agreement with His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, it is absolutely impossible for me to pass the immortal book test in our official department!"
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