"White? Fluffy? Fox tail?"
Di Xin glanced at Bixiao strangely: [If I remember correctly, didn't Bixiao join the Great Shang Dynasty as a national advisor? Why did you grow a fox tail? 】
However, when he glanced at the two saints Tongtian and Taishang who came down from Kui Niu and Qing Niu accompanied by the mighty purple energy, he immediately understood.
[So it turns out, I don’t dare to call Bixiao because I’m afraid that she will expose Tongtian’s identity! 】
[Tsk tsk, Su Daji, Su Daji, I just asked you to hold a reception to welcome the immortals. Just let me see a nest of vixens... Are you really brave? You dare to let the foxes in Xuanyuan Tomb dress up as saints? 】
[Tsk, tsk, Taishang and Tongtian are both here... Could it be that the two sages of the original and the west also played the role? 】
Di Xin suppressed his smile and looked at Su Daji speechlessly... Hey, you demon fox, you love being alone so deeply!
[Sure enough, Daji loved Gu... In order to make the Gu's meeting to welcome the immortals look good, she even let her descendants dress up as saints using illusions. Hey, concubine, thank you for your hard work! 】
Obviously, Di Xin thought wrongly and thought that the two saints were pretending.
Behind them, Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang looked at each other strangely... Well, if you make a mistake, it's a mistake. It seems pretty good for the king to just misunderstand Junior Sister Su. Otherwise, they would not be able to explain why the saint would attend the banquet held by mortals!
Of course, what Di Xin thought was already within Mrs. Jia Yuejia’s expectations!
"See you, Your Majesty!"
Just when the two saints got off their cattle and wanted to go upstairs... At this time, Su Daji spotted Di Xin at the door and shouted decisively.
The movements of the two saints Tongtian and Taishang paused for an instant, and they all looked at Di Xin...
Taishang: Oh, I couldn't see clearly last time. Let's take a closer look this time...Which human king is it that can make his second brother so ecstatic...
Tongtian: He looks good! Not shy either!
Di Xin gave Su Daji a grateful look: [My beloved concubine, you have worked really hard! For the sake of Gu, you even let your own children risk the annihilation of their entire family to pretend to be saints... Gu, Gu was so touched! 】
After being moved, Di Xin looked at Taishang and Tongtian with excitement... They all risked their lives to help him support the show!
Taking the initiative to walk over, Di Xin held the hands of Taishang and Tongtian with emotion...
"Two saints, you are able to attend Gu's Immortal Welcome Party, which really brings glory to Gu's palace..."
Di Xin grabbed the big hand of a saint and shook it for a while. The enthusiasm on his face was so intense that it was visible to the naked eye.
The corner of Taishang's mouth twitched. As the eldest among the Three Pure Ones, he was a Golden Immortal after he was born and became a Da Luo after he came out of the mountain. He has always stood at the pinnacle of the ancient world. How has he ever been so closely contacted by someone?
Even the second brother Yuan Yuan and the third brother Tong Tian have never been so affectionate, okay?
He secretly gave Tongtian a look: Human King, are you crazy?
Tongtian also twitched the corner of his mouth, ignored Di Xin's fancy flattery, and looked at his closed disciple: Human King... what's going on?
Bixiao glanced back: It's normal... The king thought you were vixens pretending to be vixens. Master, for the sake of the plan, don’t reveal your secrets!
Tongtian: Heh, are you trying to attack me, your master, who is a great saint? You don’t want your ass anymore? The same goes for the King of Humans. He can't see the power of our arrival at all?
Bixiao: The Human King is just a mortal. How could he know that the purple energy coming from the east is the arrival of a saint? He must have thought that it was the nine-tailed fox in disguise... Hehe, Master, please help me! By the way, uncle, please help me explain... By the way, if you help conceal the past, I will give you another copy of "The Doctrine of the Mean"!
The corner of Tongtian's mouth curled up slightly: Okay, for the sake of our alliance, I will help you with this... However, one book is not enough, let's get another one!
Bixiao: Add another book of Mencius!
Tongtian: OK, leave it to me!
Tongtian smiled slightly and held the hand of the Human King in turn... At the same time, a big white tail appeared behind his body and flashed past!
"His Majesty the Human King is the eternal protagonist of heaven and earth. He invites you with all your heart. As a saint, how can you not come?"
The emperor's pupils dilated and he looked at Tongtian in disbelief: Third brother, did you take the wrong medicine?
Tongtian looked back: You are here, please cooperate! At worst, after the banquet, I will ask the human race to give you two more books!
Taishang: Two copies? I am a saint! One of them is the "Tao Te Ching"!
Tongtian: ...Brother, you have fallen!
Taishang: Stop talking nonsense and do it!
At this time, Su Daji on the side came over and looked back: Grand Ancestor, Human Race, agree!
"Yes, His Majesty the Human King is the leader of the human race. You personally sent an invitation to invite me. How could I not come?"
A smile suddenly appeared on the Taishang's face, and he held Di Xin in his backhand: "Besides, there is a misunderstanding between the Taishang's lineage and the human race regarding the human religion on Kunlun Mountain. I have long wanted to explain it!"
Di Xin looked at the Supreme Being in surprise: [Oh, Daji is quite good at acting? Have you even handed over the affairs of Kunlun Mountain to your descendants? 】
[But the other party is really brave. He dares to say this in the name of the Supreme Saint... Are you not afraid of being discovered by the Supreme Saint and slap you into ashes? 】
[Forget it, I’m here to give Gu face anyway, so help her deal with it. 】
"Haha, the saint is joking. The matter of Kunlun Mountain is decided by the three emperors. They cannot stand alone as the kings of the present generation, so they dare not comment... Saint, please take a seat first!"
With that said, Di Xin was afraid that I would mention this matter again, so he took the initiative to let go of his hand and went up.
The Supreme Being raised his eyebrows slightly. Is this human king really that vindictive?
His eyes flicked to Tongtian at the same time: Are you sure the human race will give it to you? I look at the posture of the Human King...
Tongtian: Ahem, don’t worry, I’ll give it to you! I have gotten several books in advance... don't worry, don't worry.
After receiving Tongtian's repeated affirmation, the Supreme Lord nodded and went upstairs with him.
After the three of them went upstairs, downstairs, Bi Xiao and Su Daji looked helplessly at each other... Hey, it's so damn difficult to hold such a crappy banquet!
On the way to the top floor of the Star Reaching Tower, Di Xin observed the guests as he walked...
"Disciple Luo Xuan, pay homage to the great uncle, pay homage to the master!"
"Disciple Zhao Gongming, pay homage to the great uncle, pay homage to the master..."
"Disciple Yunxiao..."
"Disciple Lu Yue..."
As the three of them walked up, each of the disciples bowed down and worshiped with great respect.
Di Xin couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: [Daji's arrangement is so professional! 】
[If it weren’t for the fact that you could see the fox ears and tail leaking out, I wouldn’t have believed it! 】
[Hey, maybe Daji just wanted to deal with it... but she was really serious about it, and she cried to death...]
[That’s all, I’m just pretending to be a little bit...]
Di Xin and his men finally reached the Star-Zhaing Tower with great difficulty... However, after they went upstairs, the monks sitting below all looked relaxed.
"Huhu, it's so scary!"
"Why didn't Junior Sister tell us that Senior Uncle is coming too!"
"That's right, I thought only our superior lineage was gathering..."
Upstairs, after the three people entered the building, they were greeted by the corresponding maids and taken to the corresponding positions...
Just as he sat down, the Supreme Being sent another voice message to Tongtian!
Taishang: Third brother, what are you doing? Why do your disciples all wear fox tails and fox ears?
Tongtian: Um...Is it possible that all my disciples suddenly like the Fox Clan?
Listening to Tongtian's dry explanation, His Majesty lowered his eyelids and sneered in his heart...Okay, then I want to see what the hell you are doing!
Di Xin didn't care about that. After sitting down and looking at the densely packed vixens (disciples of Shangqing) downstairs, Di Xin felt satisfied and said loudly: "Let's have a banquet!"
"Your Majesty, please wait!"
On the side, Concubine Yang quickly came over and whispered: "There are still guests who haven't arrived yet!"
"Ah?" Di Xin looked up unexpectedly, and then asked: "The Supreme Being and Tongtian have arrived, who else can be more powerful than them? Hongjun? Or the Holy Mother?"
"Um...neither."
Concubine Yang shook her head and said: "It's the Second Saint of the West..."
Di Xin rolled his eyes: [Return the Second Saint of the West? If you can find a fox to play the role of Taishang and Tongtian, Xiao Daji, you are already very courageous, aren't you? You dare to fall in love with the two sages of the West? You are really not afraid of them stumbling upon you! 】
[The Second Sage of the West is not as reasonable as the Three Pure Ones of the East...Those two people are insidious! 】
[If you don’t mess with them, they can cause trouble for you... If you take the initiative to use their name to cause trouble, it will cause a big stir! 】
"Tell Concubine Su that we are almost here...don't invite the Second Saint of the West or anything like that."
Di Xin whispered in Concubine Yang's ear... Concubine Yang was about to cry but had no tears. Who said she was pretending to be a vixen? All the monks here are real, okay?
Your Majesty, if you really don’t need your eyes, just donate them! I was completely fooled by the system!
(System: Don’t talk nonsense, I’m not that bad at deceiving you...many things are made up by his own mind, okay!)
"Forehead……"
Concubine Yang was about to cry but had no tears. The invitations had been sent out. How could she say that she wouldn't invite her if she didn't want to? Those who come are all saints, okay?
On the high platform, the Supreme Being and Tongtian looked at each other with amused expressions... Hehe, in the hands of this human king, not only did he have the classics of the future path of the Three Pure Ones, but also those from the West?
Taishang: Tongtian, it seems that you are aware of the problems with the Human King...
Tongtian: No! Brother, don’t accuse me wrongly!
Taishang: Hehe, if you don’t know, why all your disciples who have attained Taoism have quit Jiejiao and joined Dashang? If you don’t know, why do Luo Xuan, Bi Xiao and others have more merit and virtue than the other? ! Third brother, do you think I am a fool for being the eldest brother?
It was obvious that the Supreme Being was a little angry. Otherwise, you wouldn’t even be called me and become me directly!
Tongtian blinked, what does the eldest brother mean... Subconsciously, a tentative voice came to his mind: Well... isn't this the eldest brother who insists on helping the second brother?
The Supreme Being was silent... After a moment he replied: Third brother, Master... Second brother, I'm afraid, everything has changed...
Tongtian: Okay, brother, let’s talk in detail after the banquet!
Emperor Xin didn't know what the Supreme Being and Tongtian were mixing up. When he saw that Concubine Yang was still not moving, he couldn't help but feel a little angry!
"My dear concubine, does this king's words not count?"
"But Your Majesty, there are really two saints coming to the banquet..."
Concubine Yang was so shocked by Di Xin's words that her heart trembled... The king's power became more and more like before!
"Gu said, let's have a banquet!"
Concubine Yang looked at the king whose face suddenly became majestic and serious, and sighed inwardly... she stood up and clapped her hands: "Let's have a banquet!"
Countless maids came from the link passage outside the Star Reaching Tower with various kinds of food and desserts... Only then did Di Xin feel relieved and his tone became much more relaxed.
"This is right. As the king alone, you have to listen to me!"
Concubine Yang sighed inwardly, "Second Saint of the West, it's not that I, the human race, don't respect you, it's just that you are too arrogant!"
"Today's banquet features a novelty..."
Concubine Yang followed the maid to place the pots and pans on the table and took the initiative to introduce them to everyone.
"This banquet uses the latest cooking method invented by our human race. We call it hot pot..."
"Hot pot is divided into red pot and white pot... The red pot uses the Chaotian pepper provided by Shangqing disciple Luo Xuan as the base... The white pot uses the lantern fruit provided by Fairy Bixiao as the base..."
"Red and white are for Tai Chi!"
"Good!" The Supreme Being heard this and nodded with satisfaction: "The small base ingredients actually contain the Tao Dao... The human race is indeed a unique race!"
"That's right," Di Xin said with joy, "This way of eating is Gu's idea!"
[I don’t want to take out the things for future generations...but I really can’t help it! 】
[The ingredients in the prehistoric world are good, contain spiritual energy, and taste delicious... But as a Sichuan and Chongqing native, I really can’t bear to eat the original flavor every day! 】
[Hot pot, barbecue, and spicy hotpot are all so boring! 】
On the high platform, Tongtian was not interested in hot pot. He looked at the light yellow liquid in the big cup in front of him and asked with great curiosity: "Human King, what is this drink?"
As he spoke, Tongtian took a sip on his own initiative: "The taste... is weird, not as exciting as burning sweet potatoes at all! Your Majesty, you can't even bear to part with fine wine, right?"
"Sage Tongtian, what you said is wrong. This wine is called malt wine, also known as beer. It is the latest product developed by our great merchant. It is not something you drink like you."
When it comes to wine, Na Di Xin gets excited... Managing the political affairs of the big business has nothing to do with him. But these wines are all brewed by myself! Especially beer, it is simply my favorite in summer!
In order to pressurize the air into the beer, he tried his best! That is to say, there are many immortals in the ancient world, and they can find substitute things...
"Oh? How to drink?"
"You have to put ice cubes on this wine and drink it in big gulps!"
As he spoke, Di Xin first picked up a few ice cubes, threw them into a large wooden wine glass, and then raised them to the Supreme Being and Tongtian!
"Two saints, I did it first!"
After saying that, Di Xin raised his wine glass and drank it in one gulp! Then, he exhaled a breath: "It's great!"
Tongtian's eyes lit up, this way of drinking... Then he imitated Di Xin, put ice cubes in, and drank it in one sip...
"Cool!"
After a glass of beer, how should I put it... The friendship between men starts with wine!
Di Xin also completely let go, holding the wooden wine glass, he came up and hugged Tongtian: "Don't just drink, eat some food! The Supreme Saint has come here, be more free and easy, carry the air every day, aren't you tired?" "
In his eyes, these two are vixens. He is a majestic king, what can't he embrace?
Tongtian was stunned, but he was a free and easy person, but Di Xin was right about his temper...
"Haha! His Majesty the Human King is right! Brother, you are just too tired from living! The Human King, come and do it!"
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