"What are you studying... Just let Gu Gu think about it..."
[What can I teach to teach Nezha bad things? Well... martial arts must be taught. With Nezha's ability, he will definitely make great progress in a short period of time. Then, if you praise him for a while, he will be happy and proud, and he will be able to develop it. His arrogance makes him feel that he is the best in the world, and he gets into trouble everywhere...]
Nezha: Humph! I won't get into trouble! I will practice martial arts well and help the country! Master, don’t even think about tricking me!
[By the way, in addition to martial arts, I also have to tell him the story of Water Margin... This can make people learn bad things...]
Nezha: Water Margin? Um! I must be careful not to be deceived by Master...
"Zha'er," Di Xin put a smile on his face again after thinking about how to teach him: "What do you think? There is cultural class for half an hour in the morning, and then there is training class... I am still young, so I can play as much as I want in the afternoon. how?"
Nezha's little head kept shaking: "Master, there is no need to take a rest in the afternoon. Nezha'er is here to study, not to play!"
"Forehead……"
Di Xin was choked: [How can you not play? I plan to take you out to bully others...]
When he thought of cultivating Nezha's domineering habit, Di Tiren persuaded him earnestly: "No, you are still just a child..."
"Master! I am no longer a child! I am seven years old! I want to study, not play!"
Nezha's little head shook like a windmill, firmly stating that he would not rest...
"But you are just a child..."
"I'm seven years old!"
"A seven-year-old is also a child!"
"No! Master, you are lying to me. Father and Zha'er said that at the age of seven, he is already an adult!"
Nezha argued hard and refused to rest... Di Xin had a headache: [Li Jing, how did you teach this guy! A good child can no longer play! 】
[Which child doesn’t have a childhood? Even if it’s as complicated as it was in the past and modern times, it can still have time for after school and play time...]
[No, my own apprentice cannot live without childhood! 】
Seeing the well-behaved Nezha being taught by Li Jing and trying to focus on studying, Di Xin seemed to think of the days when he was a child in his previous life and was forced to be involved in involution, and he couldn't help but feel soft...
"Okay, Gu is your master, you have to listen to Gu!"
Nezha pouted in grievance, and Di Xin couldn't bear to squat down and said patiently: "You are just a child! Your childhood should not only be about cultivation, but also laughter... Moreover, cultivation also requires a combination of work and rest. Faster. Besides, don’t you want to meet your parents during your break?”
This time, Nezha didn't hear Di Xin's voice again... and knew that he was sincerely doing his best.
"Okay, Zhaer, listen to Master."
Nezha nodded obediently...
[Phew, I finally got it done...Gagaga, when you take a break, I will take you out to bully men and women! 】
Nezha rolled his eyes inwardly: Humph! Zha'er is a good boy and won't bully others! If you don't teach Zha'er, Zha'er will practice in secret. Then my father and mother will be shocked and frightened to death by your evil-minded Master!
"So good."
Di Xin then rubbed Nezha's head with satisfaction, took his little hand, and walked towards the Royal Garden...
"Zha'er, today Gu Xian will teach you the most basic cultivation method."
Di Xin took out the Nine Transformations Mysterious Skill from the system space and gave it to Nezha...
"The ninth level of this Xuan Gong is the top level of physical training. After the second level, you can develop magic power. The dual cultivation of magic and body is one of the top level skills in the prehistoric world..."
[If I had not set myself on fire to become a saint, I would not have been able to help but practice! 】
[Nine-turn Mysterious Art, this is the Nine-turn Mysterious Art! 】
Nezha, who heard his voice, quickly took the book and opened it... Di Xin, a mortal, didn't notice it. The moment the book was opened, a golden light rushed into Nezha's mind! Nezha's mind was pulled into a vast white space!
"Master?"
Little Nezha looked at another Di Xin appearing in the space and blinked cutely, another master?
The Di Xin in front of him was wearing a dragon and phoenix golden robe, with a golden crown on his head. He had an indescribable aura of majesty, which was completely unmatched by the masters outside!
"I am the true spirit of your master. I have brought you here today to teach you the true Dharma!"
Di Xin lowered his head and glanced at Nezha. He was filled with the majesty of the master!
Nezha subconsciously stood up straight, not daring to be presumptuous...
"You must remember that the great method I teach you today is the true method of cultivation in Pangu that created the world. The first turn is to refine the body, the second turn is to refine the spirit, the third turn can be used to cultivate the transformation of earth evil, the fourth turn is the transformation of Tiangang, and it can transform all things in the world! The fifth turn can achieve success. The golden immortal body will be immortal from now on!
At the sixth turn, you can prove the five qi in the chest and the Taiyi Dao Fruit; at the seventh turn, the great Luo flower blooms and swims around the world; at the eighth turn, you can transform into the Chaos Demon God and condense the Primordial Dao Fruit; at the ninth turn, you can prove the Hunyuan Wuji Dao Fruit and open up your power. Heaven and earth, to prove the great way! You must remember that you need to practice carefully and don’t let it go to waste! "
"Zha'er, thank you Master for your teaching!"
Hearing that it was a technique practiced by Pangu, one could realize the Hunyuan Dao Fruit after eight rounds and become the Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal. Nezha, who had already initially learned about the realm of cultivation from his father, still didn't know that he was making a fortune!
"Well... remember, you cannot tell anyone what I am teaching you today! Including your parents and master!"
"Zha'er, please remember!"
Seeing Nezha's obedient response, Emperor Xin Zhenling nodded with satisfaction and began to explain and practice the techniques in front of Nezha... It wasn't until one day and one night that Nezha fully understood the complete version of the Nine Turns Mysterious Technique practiced by Pangu...
"Practice well and don't waste it! Remember, you are not allowed to reveal my existence to anyone! Go, go!"
Nezha felt a flash in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he was still standing in the imperial garden! In his hand, he was still holding the technique that Di Xin had just handed over!
"What don't you understand about Zha'er?"
Di Xin couldn't help but asked curiously when he saw Nezha standing still for a long time after turning the first page.
[Is the Nine Transformation Mysterious Technique given by the system difficult? Can’t even understand Nezha? 】
Nezha came back to his senses and gave Di Xin a cute smile: "No, Master, Zha'er has learned everything!"
With that said, Nezha closed the book and jumped to the center of the imperial garden...and then...
"One turn of Xuan Gong!"
There was a clear shout, and in the Imperial Garden, a whirlwind of three or four meters high blew up around Nezha on the ground!
Even the mortal body of Di Xin could see that countless points of colorful light were shining in the whirlwind, pouring into Nezha's body one after another...
After a moment, Nezha's body shook, the whirlwind dissipated, and he jumped in front of Di Xin!
"Hehe, Master, Zha'er's transformation was successful!"
"Forehead……"
Di Xin couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth: [Is this the top level cultivation qualification? 】
[You have just started practicing, and you are already introduced to the Nine-turn Mysterious Technique, which is said to be the most difficult to learn? Do you have ten seconds? 】
[With this qualification, this strength... no wonder Master Taiyi planned to destroy your physical body... Otherwise, with your cultivation speed, I'm afraid you won't even finish becoming a god, and you will be able to achieve the Daluo Dao Fruit, or even surpass him, right? 】
[Also, think about the original trajectory. Even if the body is destroyed and the foundation is destroyed, you can still break the lotus root body and achieve the name of the great god of the Three Altar Sea Association, which is powerful in the three worlds. How can your qualifications be ordinary? 】
Nezha's mind moved; it turns out that according to the original trajectory, I was designed by Taiyi to destroy the foundation of my physical body? Good Chanjiao, good Taiyi Master, I will definitely defeat you in the future!
"Zha'er is so awesome."
Di Xin rubbed Nezha's head happily: "You must be tired from practicing, right? Come, Master, let me tell you a story..."
[This cultivation speed is a bit too fast. I have to find a way to suppress it... Otherwise, when he makes a big fuss in the East China Sea, I'm afraid that the four old dragon kings will not be able to fight Nezha Yiqiankunquan...]
"I'm not tired! Zha'er didn't even break a sweat, and she still wants to practice again!"
Nezha was startled by Di Xin's voice, and hurriedly escaped from Di Xin's hands, ran to the center of the imperial garden, sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, and began to practice...
"Zha'er, you have to practice properly..."
"Good boy Zha'er, come here, Master has prepared fruits and toys for you..."
"It's delicious and fun. Why don't you come and try it, Zha'er?"
Nezha directly blocked the five senses and ignored Di Xin's greetings... It was not until night that all the surrounding spiritual energy was sucked out by Nezha. Then Nezha reopened the five senses and gave Di Xin a sweet smile.
"Master, it's so comfortable to practice! Zha'er likes to practice the most!"
[This naughty kid is so annoying! 】
Di Xin wants to cry but has no tears. He is involuted and so on. It’s so annoying!
[No, I must find a way to suppress Nezha’s cultivation speed...]
"Zha'er, you see you have finished practicing today, how about Master tell you a story?"
"OK!"
Nezha nodded cutely: You have to give the master a little sweetness, otherwise it will be over if he finds out that he can eavesdrop on his heart... Hehe, anyway, the aura of the palace has been sucked out, and it will not be restored until tomorrow, so why not just perfunctory the master? father?
"So good!"
Di Xin nodded with satisfaction and patted the bed beside him... Nezha sat on it obediently, staring at Di Xin with his big watery eyes, waiting for him to tell him a story.
[What should I say to attract this child’s attention? 】
【fairy tale? No, I want to teach him bad things! You can't tell a dark fairy tale, right? 】
【Three Kingdoms? There are too many strategies to teach a genius; Journey to the West? The cause and effect is too big to offend; Red Mansion...TUI! What does a child know about love and love! 】
[After all this calculation, the only one left is the Water Margin given by the system? 】
Di Xin had no choice but to take out "Water Margin" from the system and start telling the story inside...
"Zha'er, today I will tell you a story called Water Margin..."
"The story takes place in a fictional dynasty called the Song Dynasty..."
Di Xin did not start from the beginning, but started from the story of Lu Tiha. After all, Di Xin was not interested in the previous things. How could he attract the child?
"Narutiha picked up Butcher Zheng and threw him to the ground... bala bala..."
"This is the story of Lu Tiha beating Zhen Guanxi to death with three punches... Zha'er, what did you learn from this story?"
[Haha, of course I am acting chivalrously and doing harm to the people! 】
Little Nezha blinked and asked curiously: "Master, what is money?"
"Well...money is just something that can be used to buy things. It can buy a lot of food!"
"Then why don't you pay back the money you owe? Also, Zhen Guanxi has such a bad reputation, why don't the local officials care? If it were left to Dashang, my father would have beheaded Zhen Guanxi long ago!"
"Well...that's because the local government doesn't act and doesn't know..."
Di Xin explained with cold sweat... Nezha waved his little hands and said loudly: "If Zha'er were Lu Tixia, he wouldn't kill Zhen Guanxi! Lu Tixia is too stupid, he is an official! If it were me, , so he dragged Zhen Guanxi to the government for trial. He killed someone in the street and even lost his official position. He was too stupid."
Nezha said with a look of disgust on his face...
The corner of Di Xin's mouth twitched: [This brat, who taught him this? Send it to the officials for investigation? I want to teach you how to act chivalrously and righteously! I’m not teaching you to obey the law! 】
"Lu Tiha is too stupid. Master, please change the story. I don't want to listen to him!"
Nezha shouted, saying that this person is too stupid and he will not learn!
[Okay, but Lu Tiha can’t do it, right? Then I will give you a Wu Song Da Hu! Wu Song is one of the few positive characters in Water Margin, so you can't find fault again, right? 】
"Then Master, let me tell you a story... It was also in the Song Dynasty. It is said that there was a man named Wu Song. He killed someone and fled to the mansion of Chai Daguan..."
Di Xin slowly talked about Wu Song's deeds in Water Margin...until the end when Wu Song killed officials and rebelled, and went straight to Liangshan.
Of course, Nezha was still young after all, so Di Xin mentioned Pan Jinlian’s story in one sentence and said she cheated on her and killed her husband!
"Zha'er, if you were Wu Song, would you be like him and be forced into danger?"
Di Xin looked at Nezha expectantly: [Wu Song's experience was that he was forced to rebel. He was a rare positive character in the Water Margin. He shouldn't be biased anymore, right? 】
Nezha raised his mouth, but still looked disdainful: "Master, why do you always talk about big idiots... Then Wu Song is obviously so powerful, why doesn't he join the imperial court as a soldier?"
"With his martial arts skills, he is more than enough to serve as a prosecutor...and he is the chief arrester. He can obviously solve the case and send Ximen Qing to the lobby, so why would he commit suicide privately?"
"Uh... Zha'er, didn't Master say that? Officials in the Song Dynasty were corrupt and the system was chaotic, so..."
"Anyway, if Zha'er were Wu Song, he would never commit suicide privately! Zha'er would definitely become the prime minister like his father, assisting the king and organizing the court! Only in this way can we truly save people... Killing someone or something is still too stupid."
Nezha waved his hand with a look of disgust, jumped off the bed, and skipped towards Shouxian Palace...
"Za'er, don't listen to Master's stories about big idiots anymore. Zha'er is going to sleep!~"
Di Xin looked at the bouncing little figure and his teeth itched with hatred: [This bastard... OK, didn't you say Wu Song and Lu Zhishen were stupid? Then tomorrow I will tell you the story of Zhi Duoxing! 】
The second day...
"Huh? Zhi Duoxing is so smart! Master, please tell Zha'er how he deceived people into going to Liangshan?"
[Finally...wait! I want to train Nezha to be a reckless man, not a sinister villain! Substitute, substitute! 】
The third day...
"Master, Zha'er doesn't like Lin Chong... can you tell me more about Lu Qian's story?"
Di Xin: "Zha'er is good, he is a villain, we won't learn from him..."
The fourth day...
"Wu Yong is really so smart. It turns out that he can force a good person to commit suicide by threatening his family and destroying his reputation..."
Di Xin: "Zha'er, you really can't learn from Zhiduoxing!"
The fifth day...
The sixth day...
Fifteen days later, Di Xin looked at Nezha, who was flipping through the Water Margin with great interest and kept chanting the names of insidious and cunning people such as Zhi Duoxing and Lu Qian, in front of him. He was completely stunned...
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