"Why can't I get pregnant? It's not like our system has no emotions, no love, no hatred... Why can't we fall in love, get pregnant, or have children? Host, you are racist! It is not in line with the core values!"
Di Xin twitched the corner of his mouth, it was not in line with the core values, racial discrimination? No, do you have a physical body? Can you sleep? Can I have a bridal chamber? Want to have a baby with nothing?
"Then tell me, how do you give birth to a child with a bunch of data in your system?"
"How can I tell you something private?"
The system returned with righteous words. Di Xin couldn't help but rolled his eyes and was speechless.
"Okay, I won't bullshit you. I have four wives. How can I envy you?"
Di Xin was too lazy to talk to the system anymore and interrupted him directly: "Let's get down to business. Is there any problem with Yang Jian coming to work at Dashang?"
"What problem can there be? You all know his identity. He has been passed down for three generations by Chanjiao. He is the beloved disciple of Master Yuding, the future pioneer general of Xiqi, and Master Erlang of Guanjiangkou. He has defeated and killed countless soldiers of Dashang. Don't you yourself? Has there been a judgment already?”
"Aren't I a little suspicious because he appeared a little unexpectedly?"
"Hey...Host, you said that you were also a college student in your previous life. Haven't you heard of the butterfly effect? I've told you not to stir up trouble, just lie down and become a saint. But now look what it is. Condition?"
It's okay not to mention it, but as soon as this matter is mentioned, the system's words are full of resentment, and it starts to settle old scores again.
"I asked you, Nuwa, to write a poem in the palace, and you gave a Mulan speech. You also thought about the clothes and the flowers, and looked at the beauty. You looked at the Qingcheng and then the Qingguo... It directly coaxed the Holy Mother to smile, and improved the country's fortune for eight hundred years...
You didn't preserve sweet potatoes, potatoes, and salt-making methods properly, and you were caught by the queen... Look, what's going on with this plot? Dashang’s national destiny has almost been increased to two thousand years by you..."
"Can you blame me? Who asked you to take out the sweet potatoes and potatoes!"
Di Xin's face turned red, he would never admit defeat and vowed to throw the blame away.
The system sneered: "Ha, you still blame me? That's a BUG, it's a punishment! You said you got something and burned it... You are such a bastard, can you still blame me? I'll give you a reminder. It’s time, and you’re still being caught. Are you a loser of mine or a loser of yours?”
Di Xin was speechless and didn't know how to refute...
"Okay, do you know why Yang Jian entered Chaoge? Although it was not your fault, it is in line with our interests. Next, you must complete this type of incident as soon as possible.
Only if more members of the Chan Sect enter the court and the trend of conferring gods can continue..."
"But the methods of making sweet potatoes, potatoes, and salt are still being promoted...the national destiny is still growing..."
Di Xin was still worried, and the system comforted him: "So what? When did the human race have the final say on the affairs of the human race? When there are changes in the gods, the most urgent thing is not you, but the saints of heaven... You just need to cooperate!"
"Oh, by the way, don't forget the scene where King Zhou ruined his reputation. Paolao did a good job. Many Guizhou leaders, common people, and officials are afraid of you, and your reputation has dropped significantly... For other scenes, you have to speed up. !”
"With Jiang Ziya, an undercover old man, supervising the construction, there will be no problem." Di Xin nodded: "But the Jiuchiroulin... system, how did King Zhou create this thing? I really have no clue!"
"There's nothing I can do about it...but if you don't want to smell the rotten smell, wind meat? Bacon meat?"
"Anyway, what we want is an extravagant effect. A bunch of meat that the common people can't afford is hung in the forest. Isn't it very extravagant and spectacular?"
"What about the wine pool?"
"You think about it! Are you the host or am I the host? I'm just a system! Anyway, just work in the direction of luxury!"
"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you. My wife called me and I have to take care of the pregnant woman!"
After saying the last sentence, the system disappeared and Di Xin was ignored again.
Di Xin rolled his eyes, pregnant? You are so fast!
By the way, if I remember correctly, besides Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, I should also have a son, Wu Geng... But who gave birth to him? queen? Or Daji?
It’s hard for me to give birth to even one son. How on earth did Ji Chang give birth to ninety-nine sons?
"Your Majesty."
Just when Emperor Xin was thinking wildly, the palace door opened, and Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang came together.
"Why are you here?"
Di Xin subconsciously patted the bed and motioned for the two of them to sit down... The two of them climbed onto Di Xin's arms, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Your Majesty... the Grand Master sent a message from the previous court, asking you when will you start building the Wine Pond and Meat Forest?"
"Oh? Are all the craftsmen in the imperial court idle?"
[Have the Star-Zhaing Tower and the Hao Basin been built? So fast? As expected of Jiang Ziya! 】
"The great craftsmen have gone to Zhaixinglou to direct the people to build the building. The ordinary craftsmen have nothing to do. In two months it will be the time of Hajj. The grand master is afraid that the king will not have time to build the wine pond and meat forest, so he came here to inquire."
Huang Fei asked, leaning next to Di Xin cutely. Her big fluttering eyes and eyelashes looked like a two-dimensional beauty coming into reality.
"Wine pond and meat forest, let me think about it..."
At the mention of this, Di Xin couldn't help but cover his brows, feeling a pain in his body.
[The meat forest is easy to handle. As the system said, just make bacon and fresh meat. When the time comes, it will be hung in a hall, which should be able to show a luxurious state... But as for the wine pool...]
[To be a pond, it must be at least the size of a pond. In such a large wine pool, if the current wine liquid is less than 10 degrees, if it is left overnight, it will definitely evaporate and become white water... Unless there is advanced liquor technology in later generations, it can still last for half a day...]
"Wine pool, wine pool."
Di Xin murmured to himself... Suddenly, he saw the roasted sweet potato in Huang Fei's hand?
At this moment, Huang Fei was listening to Di Xin's thoughts while holding a big sweet potato and gnawing on it... When she looked up, she saw Di Xin staring at the sweet potato in her hand, and she was almost shocked.
"My lord, you scared me to death."
After patting her magnificent chest, Huang Fei cooed: "My lord, do you want to eat too? Then I'll share it with you..."
"No, no, no, I just suddenly had an idea."
Di Xin smiled slightly: [Sweet potato burning! Li Yunlong’s favorite sweet potato roast! How could I forget this thing! 】
[At that time, because I watched the TV series Liang Jian, I couldn’t buy sweet potato roasting in reality, so I went to study how to brew it... In this fairy world, I don’t know if it’s because of the aura, but sweet potatoes are cultivated to a great extent, listen. He said that there is not enough food to eat in the mountains outside the city, why not just build a wine pond and let the sweet potatoes burn? 】
[No matter how common sweet potatoes are, they are still grain... It takes two months to make wine from grain, which is enough to get out of the cellar. The wine pool was built into a wine cellar. When the princes went on pilgrimage, the cellar was opened in front of them and they saw how extravagantly they used grain to make wine. Wouldn't it be possible to achieve the same effect? 】
[Oh, by the way, you can’t just build one cellar! I don’t like white wine, so I can definitely have a cellar of red wine...]
