After the dynasty ended, Emperor Xin sat in his study for a long time, still unable to figure it out.
What happened during the pilgrimage of the princes today, and even Su Huti's poem rebellion in the end, and Bei Bohou's conquest, he thought and felt strange.
"Why do I feel like I'm being designed?"
Di Xin couldn't bear it anymore and called his system.
"System, come out! Come out quickly!"
Opening the system page, my mind clicked frantically to call the system... Unexpectedly, after calling for a long time, the system was completely unmoved...
Later, as if being annoyed, the button to call the system was changed to a plaque that read: "Host, please do not disturb the system's wedding night!"
"I'm TUI! You're a disembodied system. Do you know what a bridal chamber is? Do you know what a woman is? Do you have any professional ethics?"
Di Xin was so angry that he rolled his eyes when the plaque was thrown out by the system... He lied down to let me, the host, lie down, not to let you, a system elf, lie down and die!
Whose system are we and who is the host?
But the system ignored him, and he had no choice but to sigh: "Well, after all, I am also a modern person with thousands of years of experience. I can't be played by a group of ancients from four thousand years ago, right? ?Hmm...probably not, right?"
Di Xin tried hard to convince himself, got up and left the study, heading to the middle palace... A faint king must behave like a faint king! My three beauties, here I come! ~
Stepping into the middle palace, Di Xin found out strangely, why were there no servants or maids in the middle palace?
Frowning slightly, he pushed open the palace door... Then, he discovered that his queen, Concubine Yang, and Concubine Huang were wearing the court clothes of the previous court and sitting on the couch solemnly?
The most important thing is that they only wore outer clothes. Through the silk-like clothes that were half-covered, one could clearly see that they were naked underneath? !
Di Xin swallowed subconsciously, his eyes instantly glowing...
"Beauty, Gu, is here!"
[Wow, did they take the wrong medicine today? Normally no amount of persuasion would work, but today it turned out...Gulu, Chi Liu! ~]
"Where does this man come from? He dares to break into the palace curtain! Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang, if you don't pull him down... give him three sticks!"
Queen Jiang suppressed her shyness and yelled angrily!
Seeing the two noble concubines approaching Qianjiaobaimei, their faces flushed, shy and reserved, Di Xin became even more excited...
"Queen, please forgive me..."
Di Xin bowed down and begged, of course, with his head raised...
[Or role-playing? Wow, I am so happy! ~Chiliu! ~]
Needless to say, under the deliberate temptation of the three women, Di Xin, who considered himself a man, was forced to drink one cup after another, and the whole person was drunk.
Then, the three women deliberately ran away, tempting Di Xin, and ran from the empty middle palace to the side hall...
Before entering the house, the palace maid Xiaoye in the dark gave her mother-in-law a success gesture...
Don’t worry, Madam, I’ve driven away everyone around you! Play however you want!
Queen Jiang nodded and signaled Xiaoye to step back... Although they had to act like this for the sake of the human race and the Great Shang, they still didn't want others to see...
"Hehe, I caught you!"
In the side hall, Di Xin, whose eyes were covered, suddenly grabbed Concubine Yang, pulled off the blindfold, lowered his head and took a bite at the legal lolita!
Concubine Yang covered her face and twisted her body in disbelief: "My lord, how evil are you!"
"Men are not bad, but women don't love them..."
Di Xin hugged Concubine Yang and wanted to rectify the law on the spot... But when he hugged her, he suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong with the scene in front of him?
"Hmm... This, is this in the side hall? Bad luck!"
Di Xin, who was drunk and confused, looked around. There were sweet potatoes and oysters everywhere. When he thought that these two things were to enhance national power and prevent him from becoming a saint, he couldn't help but curse...
Concubine Yang didn't care either. They had known for a long time that the king wanted to immolate himself to become a saint. Of course he was reluctant to take out such a good thing as sweet potatoes!
"Your Majesty,"
Concubine Yang took the initiative to lean on Di Xin's arms, raised her head, revealing her big sparkling eyes, and looked at Di Xin in confusion: "I would like to know, what are the things in the side hall?"
"A pile of rubbish, nothing good...Beauty, let's move to another place and continue..."
Even when he was drunk, Di Xin still remembered his obsession with becoming a saint and did not tell the role of sweet potatoes and oysters...
"Then why did the king pile them up in the side hall? Could it be that you don't even know the use of these things?"
There was a trace of doubt in Concubine Yang's bright eyes... At this time, Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang at the door looked at each other and came in charmingly: "Sister Yang, our king knows astronomy and geography, only a little bit." How can you hide the sundries from your Majesty? Are you right, Your Majesty?"
"Of course, I am Di Xin! The king of Dashang!"
Faced with the flattery of his woman, Di Xin, who had drunk too much, could not remember his obsession and responded loudly, patting his chest.
"But...why did your Majesty tell me that he didn't know? Does it mean that Your Majesty dislikes my sister and is unwilling to tell her even some unimportant things?"
Concubine Yang said aggrievedly, her big bright eyes suddenly filled with mist... Her fingers kept drawing circles on Di Xin's exposed chest...
That pitiful little appearance really made me feel pity for him. It made Di Xin's heart melt and he even forgot about himself!
"My little cutie, how can I dislike you...don't you want to know? I will tell you!"
Di Xin, who was completely bewildered by the beauty, quickly walked over, picked up the sweet potato and introduced it to Concubine Yang: "This thing is called sweet potato. Let me tell you secretly, it is very powerful! It can produce sixty shi per mu. With him, , so that no one in the world will starve to death!"
"Well, this is called an oyster. You can see it everywhere along the coast. It only has one function. If you eat it...hehehe, it can make you pregnant with your third child in two years!"
Di Xin stretched out his fingers and lifted Concubine Yang's chin frivolously, revealing a bitter smile.
On the side, Huang Fei and the Queen looked at each other in surprise. It turned out that not only was there a big surprise like sweet potatoes, there were also oysters that could promote fertility? Still available everywhere? !
You must know that the two most critical factors restricting the development of Dashang are food and population! I didn’t expect that the king would actually solve them all! It is indeed a system that embodies humanity. All the things it provides are what the human race needs most!
When the queen thought that the Great Chamber of Commerce thought that these two things would greatly improve the national destiny and even solve the two most important problems of the human race, she could no longer stand and rushed directly into the arms of the king and went into battle personally...
"My lord, you are just bragging. How can there be such a good thing in the world... I don't believe it!"
"Don't believe it? Beauty, let me tell you, this king never brags! Muma!~"
"I don't believe it. Your Majesty, there is not a word of truth in your mouth... Unless you can clearly tell me how to grow sweet potatoes and how to eat them, I will believe you..."
"Just say it...burp...this sweet potato..."
