In this family, there is a consensus that everyone except Su Xiaoyan knows: Su Xiaoyan's cooking skills are unacceptable to humans.
Su Xiaoyan's cooking can be summed up in eight words.
The gold and jade are outside, but the decay is inside.
Can you imagine the feeling of a piece of bread that looks fluffy, soft, sweet and delicious, but turns into a stone that tastes like wet rag the moment it enters your mouth?
Gu Bei can.
Can you imagine a pudding that looks so bouncy, and when you bite into it, it feels like eating a cucumber that has been pickled in a dry toilet for a week?
Chu Zihang can.
Can you imagine a cookie that looks delicate and feels like eating a brick when you put it in your mouth?
Lu Mingfei can't.
The moment he ate the cookie, he finally understood why Gu Bei and Chu Zihang had that expression, but he would rather not know.
However, in fact, the performance of the boys was not bad.
At least Gu Bei and Chu Zihang were both men who had been through pitfalls, so they naturally knew how to avoid their mothers' traps.
But the group of girls next door is different.
Due to lack of experience, the four girls ate the cookies carefully prepared by Su Xiaoyan without any precautions.
Now Eriyi's room is filled with mourners.
Su Xiaoqiang covered one cheek and said shakily: "This...is this a cookie?"
Her teeth are about to fall out!
Xia Mi's hand holding the water glass trembled slightly: "Probably... right."
Even the Dragon King cannot withstand biological and chemical weapons.
Eriyi: "..."
Your cutie doesn't want to talk and throws a cookie at you.
In the end, Sakura expressed a pertinent opinion: "Madam's cooking skills still need to be improved..."
That is to say, these words were not heard by Gu Bei and Chu Zihang, otherwise they would definitely retort: There is no need to improve anymore. Su Xiaoyan's cooking skills are still in the construction industry. If she improves a little more, I'm afraid it will develop. Went to the arms industry.
The girls complained a lot, but the appearance of Cookie also gave everyone some inspiration.
Su Xiaoqiang said: "Hui Liyi, do you want to try making some snacks yourself? I remember that it will be Valentine's Day in a while. Then you can give Gu Bei the snacks you made by yourself. He will definitely understand you. It means."
"Valentine's Day?" Eriki tilted her head.
Although she has lived a normal life for a while and has gained a lot of common sense, Eriki's understanding of Valentine's Day still remains in anime.
for example……
"Oh, I understand!" A lightbulb seemed to light up on Eriki's head, "I've seen this, the Valentine's Day murder incident, Conan-kun caught the murderer with just two swipes."
Eriki said enthusiastically and explained the plot to everyone present.
Xia Mi and Su Xiaoqiang were unable to hold their foreheads at the same time.
The Dragon King and the Little Goddess synchronized their feelings about their boyfriends at this moment. They finally understood why Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang seemed so tired when they were with Gu Bei.
Needless to say, although one of Gu Bei and Eli Yi is a sinister person and the other is a natural, they are equally good at torturing people.
From this point of view, these two people are quite a match.
Fortunately, Sakura has become accustomed to Eriki's usual lack of common sense. She caters to Eriki and reacts to the plots Eriki tells from time to time, while slowly explaining to Eriki what the real Valentine's Day is.
"It's a festival celebrated by people who like each other. It doesn't necessarily involve killing people or solving crimes..." Eriki nodded, "I understand."
You did a great job, Miss Sakura!
Xia Mi and Su Xiaoqiang gave Sakura a thumbs up at the same time.
Sakura said calmly: It's a small matter.
The topic turned back from the anime plot that Erika was talking about. Natsumi glanced at the date: "Valentine's Day...
...By the way, when will Gu Bei and the others return to Kassel? "
"Two or three days until the Lantern Festival is over." Su Xiaoqiang replied.
Xia Mi scratched her hair: "Isn't that before Valentine's Day?"
Sakura said calmly: "The family has arranged the admission process for Miss Eriri as an exchange student. After school starts, she can go to Kassel with Mr. Gu."
Xia Mi nodded: "I see...that's weird! That's not what I care about!"
"It's probably because of Brother Chu Zihang." Eriyi said, "Because Brother Chu Zihang will go to Kassel with Brother Gu, Sister Xia Mi can't spend Valentine's Day with Brother Chu Zihang, so Xia Mi My sister will be unhappy."
Although Eri is a natural, she can occasionally hit a knowing blow.
Xia Mi: "...Why aren't you so sharp usually?"
"Huh?" Eriki blinked, looking innocent.
Su Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "An', haven't you already applied for early admission? In half a year you can live a shameless college life with Chu Zihang, unlike me..."
Xia Mi didn't know why: "What's wrong with you? Isn't it like me that Lu Mingfei won't be able to enter school for another half a year?"
Su Xiaoqiang said the second half of the sentence proudly: "It's not like me. Now I can live a college life without shame."
Xia Mi: "...You really deserve to die!"
"Okay, you two." Sakura extinguished the flames in the war field, "Now we are discussing Miss Eriri's relationship issues. If the two of them have any questions about their relationship, they can go to their boyfriends to solve it. , please don’t spread dog food here.”
Ying learned the word "dog food" from Gu Bei.
Well, after Yingying's reminder, the two of them remembered the business and had no choice but to withdraw their troops and agreed to fight another day.
"Let me tell you, conquering Gu Bei doesn't have to be that troublesome at all." Xia Mi held her chin, took out a pair of glasses from somewhere and put them on. She pushed the frames with her middle finger, and a wise light flashed on the lenses.
"In the end, Gu Bei is just a man. As long as he is a man, he has one thing in common, and that is lust. And Eri is so cute, as long as Gu Bei has normal aesthetics, he will never refuse."
Su Xiaoqiang complained: "That makes sense, but please turn off the lights first, thank you."
"This is called catering to the atmosphere, do you understand?" Xia Mi closed the glowing LED lens, and then concluded his speech, "So Eri, you don't have to worry at all, as long as you go to Night Raid Gubei tonight , then there is a ninety-nine percent chance of capturing him."
"Don't use such destructive tricks!" Su Xiaoqiang felt as if Lu Mingfei had possessed him ever since he met Xia Mi, and he couldn't stop complaining.
"Besides, there must be something wrong with what you just said!" Su Xiaoqiang pointed out, "If you say that men are all lustful, then Chu Zihang..."
"Senior is an exception!" Xia Mi decisively stopped.
"What a double-standard statement!" Su Xiaoqiang lamented, "You shouldn't be called Xia Mi, you should be called Xia Yangyang."
There was no expression of shame on Natsumi's face, but rather pride, and then continued to encourage Eri: "As long as the night attack..."
"Stop talking about the night attack!"
Eriyi: "Night attack?"
He looked at Sakura aside with pure eyes.
Sakura: "Ahem, so-called night attack... this... that... night attack means... attacking others at night... means assassination... that..."
Eriki's eyes lit up: "Valentine's Day murder case!"
"Don't come back here!" Su Xiaoqiang felt unable to complain.
"Oh~ I understand!" Eriki slapped her fist, "The night attack is the revolutionary army, we want to resist the empire!"
"Where did the empire come from?"
"Great Britain..."
"Are you going to assassinate King Arthur!?"
Seeing that the conversation was getting further and further away, Su Xiaoqiang quickly stopped talking.
Question: "Stop talking about the anime. We said we would attack at night...not the revolutionary army."
She said, turning to look at Xia Mi: "Xia Yangyang, since you are so swearing, you must have attacked Chu Zihang at night, right?"
Xia Mi: "...Of course, seniors and I have been talking for a long time..."
"There has never been a night attack..." Su Xiaoqiang said quietly.
"There has never been a night attack..." Sakura finished reading.
"Didn't you kill him?" Eryi was about to turn the building upside down.
Xia Mi couldn't bear it anymore and blew himself up: "Who do you think I am? Of course I've been attacked at night! But the senior seems to have no interest in me. He hugged me all night and did nothing. What can I do!?"
"I know, I know!" Eriki raised her hand, "Sister Shirai taught me that if someone lies on the same bed with you but does nothing, you have to give her computer accessories!"
Su Xiaoqiang's brows jumped: "This Sister Baijing is..."
"It's Shirai Kuroko-nee!"
Su Xiaoqiang held her forehead. After dating Lu Mingfei for such a long time, she had a relatively good understanding of certain things: "Very good, you don't need to explain what computer accessories are anymore."
Eriki tilted her head: "Computer accessories... aren't they just computer accessories?"
Su Xiaoqiang: "...it's my fault that I thought you knew what computer accessories are."
Eriyi doesn't know why.
Xia Mi felt that since he didn't get any benefits, he chose to drag others into trouble: "Don't just talk about me, what about you, Aojiao? Don't tell me that nothing happened between me and Lu Mingfei?"
Su Xiaoqiang's expression froze: "Actually, nothing happened."
Xia Mi was shocked: "No, Aojiao, haven't you been living with Lu Mingfei for almost a year? Why haven't you settled it yet?"
Hearing Xia Mi's question, Su Xiaoqiang sighed helplessly: "Lu Mingfei is like a piece of wood in this regard. Every time I hint that he has something to do at night, he takes me online to play games all night long. Sometimes I even feel like Yugi is his girlfriend."
Xia Mi sympathized: "It's hard for you too."
The two share the same problem, completely oblivious to the other two people in the room.
Fortunately, Eriki has only initially noticed her feelings and has not reached this point yet. However, Sakura is different. She has suppressed her feelings for Minamoto for a long time, but as a retainer, she There is no position on the attack.
When she thought of this, Sakura looked at Xia Mi and Su Xiaoqiang with complicated eyes: Compared with herself, these two people are already happy enough, but they still live in blessings and don't know how to be blessed.
But this is normal.
Whether they are humans or dragons, the nature of intelligent life is greedy. After getting happiness, they want more happiness, and then continue to ask for it endlessly.
Isn't it that Sakura herself is longing for happiness that is beyond her reach?
Shaking her head to clear away the chaotic thoughts in her mind, Sakura focused on Eriki.
As a close servant of Minamoto, Sakura knows Eri very well, even better than Eri herself.
In Sakura's view, Eriki is a child who lacks happiness and does not ask for happiness, because Eriki has lost the feeling of happiness from the beginning of her life.
In Eriki's limited life, just flying out of the birdcage for a short time and taking a look at the outside world was already a great happiness.
And just like this, Eri Yi is very satisfied.
So Eri Yi is already very happy now.
But this is not right.
It's not that Eriri shouldn't feel happy, but Eriri shouldn't firmly think that this is happiness.
Although it is a good thing to be content with what you have, it is actually a very sad thing to feel happy because of every little thing in your daily life.
Because this just shows how miserable this person's life is.
And this kind of happiness is not real happiness, it’s just because you haven’t experienced normal happiness.
The freshness of life.
This kind of happiness can be numbing.
So Sakura always felt that although Eriki appeared to be happy, she was actually unhappy.
She also tried to change Eriki's attitude towards life, but was unable to do so until Eriki found her and asked her a question.
Eriki asked her: "What does it feel like to like someone?"
What does it feel like?
Sourness, joy, concern... the presence of that person can affect all emotions.
But it doesn't matter.
The important thing is that Eriyi has someone she likes.
Sakura thought this was an opportunity.
She may be able to use this opportunity to help Eri reshape her outlook on life.
She hopes that Eri can be a "greedy" girl, a girl who bravely falls into her own happiness like Xia Mi and Su Xiaoqiang.
She didn't want Eriki to become like her, the one who was satisfied just by being by her side.
So she suggested to Eriki: "Why not ask Miss Xia Mi and Miss Su Xiaoqiang to discuss this matter together?"
Yes, although Eriki took the lead in this tea party, the actual person who proposed it was Sakura.
She hopes that with the help of these two people, Eriki can take the first step bravely.
However, judging from the current situation, this first step can indeed be taken, but it cannot be done at the pace of Xia Mi and Su Xiaoqiang.
Attacking at night is a step too big.
Eri is like a hermit crab huddled in its shell, trying to get in touch with the world. At this time, she should not act too hastily, but should be patient and patient.
"How about asking Mr. Gu on a date?" Sakura suggested, "I happen to have two movie tickets for tomorrow."
Don’t ask where the movie tickets came from.
Don't ask why there are two.
As the bodyguard and maid assigned to Eriki by Minamoto, Sakura is determined to help her young lady win this love war.
