Although Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang unanimously recognized him as the ultimate straight man, Gu Bei himself was not ashamed.
In the final analysis, these two people are the same as Gu Bei, the ultimate straight man with rich theoretical knowledge.
If the eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, everyone will be no better.
Therefore, Gu Bei pretended not to have heard Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang's comments.
There was no progress in the topic of relationships. Gu Bei was a little discouraged for a moment. He sat down at the low table and picked up a piece of melon.
No one except Baize and EVA can tell whether the so-called melons from the Internet are real or fake, but the melons in my hands are real greenhouse melons, the kind that are guaranteed to be ripe.
Although it's a bit strange to eat watermelon in the middle of winter, it doesn't feel bad when you think about it.
"By the way, did you come here just for gossip?" Gu Bei's sharp eyes fell on Lu Mingfei, indicating whether he had forgotten something.
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot." Lu Mingfei received Gu Bei's eyes, as if he understood something, and looked like he suddenly realized something.
"This!" Under Gu Bei's encouraging eyes, Lu Mingfei took out a bunch of documents from the storage ring, "This is what Sister Hua asked me to bring to Boss Gu, saying it is the result of the investigation during this period."
Gu Bei didn't hear what he wanted to hear, and suddenly a black line came over him.
Although this guy seems to understand, he actually doesn't understand at all...
But now is not the time to pursue Lu Mingfei's problem.
Gu Bei looked at the documents covering the entire table, which were half a meter high. He turned his head and asked Lu Mingfei: "These...are all of them!?"
Lu Mingfei rubbed the back of his head: "Actually, that's not true. Sister Hua said that except for the handling reports of the few matters you arranged, the rest are interrogation records submitted by the interrogation department, because this part of the documents is really There are too many, so I need you, Boss Gu, to refine the main information yourself."
Gu Bei: "..."
He understood that the old woman Hua Yishu was taking revenge on him.
He originally thought that he would be able to escape disaster by inviting the person named Hua to a meal, but he did not expect that he would not be able to escape this disaster after all.
Gu Bei looked at the thick documents in front of him. Without looking back, he reached out and grabbed the collars of the two people who were about to sneak away.
"Senior brother, Mingfei, please help us!"
Lu Mingfei raised his head and glanced at the sky in the middle of the sun: "What, it's getting late, Xiaoqiang and I should go home to cook and eat."
Gu Bei smiled: "It's okay, just stay. There is Aunt Tong in the villa. Just tell Aunt Tong what you want to eat."
Lu Mingfei's number was broken.
Chu Zihang said calmly: "I remembered that there is a basketball game today."
"Easy, I'll ask someone else to fight for you."
Chu Zihang was destroyed.
The two people, who had no way to resist Gu Bei's temptation, had no choice but to compromise and help process the files on the desktop.
Fenrir sat aside and quietly ate the melon in his hand, and then took out a bag of cucumber-flavored potato chips.
The room suddenly became quiet, and the only sounds left were the sound of flipping paper, and the sound of Fenrir chewing potato chips.
Of course, Gu Bei couldn't just let Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang help and then do nothing himself. We are brothers, so naturally we have to share difficulties.
However, the first thing he got started with was not the interrogation records of the bounty hunters, but several investigation reports.
The first one, "Reinvestigation on the Descendants of Confucius".
This is not the first time that Nadutong has investigated the descendants of Confucius. The descendants of Confucius had already been investigated once before when Laozi's autobiography was discovered. However, the focus of the investigation at that time was the legacy of Laozi's inheritance, including the Yang Zhu School and Daomen et al.
But it is a pity that Nadoutong did not find any traces left by Lao Tzu in the end. No matter it was Louguan Taoism or Quanxing Sect, there were no clues left.
The investigation of Confucius also yielded no results.
So far, Nadutong has not stopped investigating Laozi, but it has temporarily stopped investigating Confucius after the last investigation.
The restart of the investigation this time was actually an order given by Gu Bei after he obtained the mysterious bamboo slips. The purpose was naturally to dig deeper into the line of Confucius.
However, according to the results of the investigation report, it seems that there is no discovery like last time.
But yes, this is something that has been expected for a long time. If the Kong family really has something, they can find it anywhere.
If you haven't discovered it, you haven't discovered it. There's nothing you can do about it.
Second, "Research Report on "Kunlun" Materials"
Kunlun material is the box of unknown material used to hold the mysterious bamboo slips. After Gu Bei got off the plane, he handed the box and bamboo slips to the headquarters of Matrix Network for research, and Matrix Network provided that new material. The code name is Kunlun.
According to the report, Kunlun material is extremely hard, with a Mohs hardness of 10, which is the same as diamond. This does not mean that Kunlun material is as hard as diamond, because diamond has a Mohs hardness of 10 because it is only 10. The Mohs hardness of Kunlun material is 10 because 10 is the highest value of Mohs hardness.
In addition to hardness, Kunlun materials also have very good toughness and are not easily broken.
At the same time, it also has extremely high fire-proof and anti-corrosion properties, is also resistant to high temperatures, and has good airtightness. When closed, it can even isolate 99% of the interior from the outside world.
The above are all physical tests.
Next there is the occult.
The energy conductivity of Kunlun material is extremely low, and its response to spirit is close to zero. It is not even conductive, and is a pure insulation in a dual sense.
In the words of the Dragon Clan, this is a natural alchemy material - it would be even more perfect if there was any way to change its form.
But it's just too hard and doesn't react with other elements.
So there was no way to shape him.
After understanding this, another question loomed over the heads of the researchers who knew everything.
That is, what method did the person who made this box use to make this material into a box?
No matter how you look at it, this box is an artificial product, but with the power of a mere human or even a mere dragon, how can it be possible to change the form of this material?
this is a big problem.
But there is no answer to this question, because even Gu Bei doesn't know.
Putting this report aside, Gu Bei's eyes fell on the third report: "Recovery of the Migration Path of Kong's Descendants."
This report, like the previous report, targets Kunlun materials.
However, the main content of the previous report was the study of Kunlun materials, and this report aims to find the origin of Kunlun materials by restoring the migration path of the descendants of the Confucius family.
But obviously, this move also failed.
Rather, failure is certain.
Things like Kunlun materials don't look like things that should exist in reality. Even if someone told Gu Bei that this thing was brought back by Confucius and his old man who traveled to other worlds, Gu Bei would believe it.
So this report is useless.
The last one is "Textual Research on Mysterious Bamboo Slips".
This research report is very short, very short, as short as one sentence: "Are you a damn consultant with a brain disease? These words don't exist at all. Did you copy a set of garbled codes from some crazy brain and then run?" Are you here looking for trouble with us!?"
The sentence also comes with a hand-drawn middle finger.
Gu Bei slapped himself on the forehead, not expecting this outcome at all.
His original thought was that since it was a bamboo slip left by Confucius, the text on it should be the same as the text used in Laozi's autobiography. They were both written in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. If Nono could translate it, there was no reason why he couldn't translate it anywhere - This is what he really thinks.
But now this
A situation...
Well... according to the researchers from Nadoutong, the writing on the bamboo slips is not from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period at all.
Not even words.
In the words of the research department, this is a series of unsystematic garbled codes. By analogy, it is equivalent to interleaving the code of the IOS system and the Android system and then inserting the Hongmeng code out of sequence.
There is no logic at all.
Language itself is constructed based on logic, and symbols without logic cannot be translated at all.
Therefore, the contents of the bamboo slips cannot be deciphered.
If the previous events were expected, then this event was really not within Gu Bei's expectation.
What was sent back together with this report was a metal password box with an encrypted code that could be used anywhere. It contained the undecipherable bamboo slip.
As for the original box, it is currently used as the only sample of Kunlun materials and is staying in the laboratory of Tongtong. Therefore, the research department specially made such a box to store the bamboo slips.
It seems that although the people in the research department unanimously believe that this thing is an incomprehensible piece of shit, they still respect it out of trust in the alien art development consultant.
So they built a box to store shit.
They really have their style.
Gu Bei smiled, took out the bamboo slips from the special box, checked them up and down, and confirmed that they were not damaged except for the cracks caused when he violently opened them in the first place.
Apparently the people in the research department didn't abuse it just because it was a piece of shit.
Gu Bei held his chin and thought for a while.
He still wanted to try to decipher the content. Although the research department had already dismissed this possibility, this time, Gu Bei chose to trust his intuition.
So he slowly unfolded the bamboo slips.
It is worth mentioning that when he unfolded the bamboo slips, he felt a slight resistance. He looked at it carefully and found that the two-color Yuan Qi that he had absorbed on the bamboo slips had been restored - although only a trace.
The "lock" on this bamboo slip can automatically absorb the energy of heaven and earth to strengthen it.
This undoubtedly stimulated Gu Bei's curiosity even more.
Mysterious bamboo slips, wonderful locks, anti-theft mechanisms that would rather break themselves, and wooden boxes of unknown materials.
It may be a coincidence that all of this appears alone, but when they appear together at the same time, what they are guarding will be a bunch of gibberish with no logic?
No matter how I think about it, this thing itself feels illogical.
Unless "code without logic" is some kind of "treasure".
Then the logic of the whole incident suddenly became smooth.
You must understand what is written on it, and for this purpose, you can even use the Vipassana method.
Last time, Gu Bei didn't use Kuanfa to observe the content on the bamboo slips because he was on a plane at that time. Although Kuanfa is not a particularly noisy magic, once Gu Bei triggered any sequelae, the entire plane would crash. It was not impossible, so to be on the safe side, Zhang San did not use the Kan method to read the bamboo slips.
Of course, part of the reason was because he subconsciously ignored it.
After all, the last time I found Lao Tzu's autobiography, I didn't need the method of contemplation. I could translate the entire autobiography to No. 7 with just Nuonuo. So when Gu Bei got the bamboo slips, he didn't subconsciously think that there was something else in it. The mystery may be that the incomprehensible words are simply regarded as ancient texts.
But now, Nadutong's research department has rejected this possibility, so another possibility has emerged.
The incomprehensible characters on the bamboo slips may not be "characters", or in other words, they are not "characters in the traditional sense."
In the final analysis, words are nothing more than a tool for conveying thoughts. Even without words, humans can still use body movements, facial expressions, and other things to express their thoughts.
Writing is just a convenient tool derived from language.
This is not to deny that words and language
In fact, writing and language have made a huge contribution to the progress of human society, but only if there are people in this world.
Talent is the subject, and everything else is an object, a tool used to accomplish a purpose.
In order to obtain light in the dark night, people used fire; in order to obtain more prey, they used weapons; in order to fill their stomachs without hunting, they used crops...
In order to let others understand their meaning better and more accurately, human beings used language and thus obtained words.
Words can allow humans to express their thoughts more accurately, but words are not omnipotent. Some things and some moods cannot be expressed no matter how many words are used.
At this time, words are pale and powerless.
At this time, words should not be used.
Words are tangible, but thoughts are intangible. Intangible things will not be bound by tangible things, so there are no boundaries in ideological communication.
Gu Bei looked at the rows of symbols that looked like words on the bamboo slips, and he understood that he was confused by these tangible things.
Thoughts should be something freer.
He grabbed the bamboo slips, mobilized his Yuan Qi, and performed his observation methods, and then his eyes fell on the bamboo slips in front of him.
In an instant, in Gu Bei's eyes, the world changed drastically.
A cold wind passed through the room, and Lu Mingfei scratched his arm: "Why is it suddenly cold?"
Chu Zihang nodded, turned around and looked around.
The air conditioner operates normally.
No doors or windows were opened.
Finally, he set his sights on Gu Bei.
Just now, the cold wind came from here.
Gu Bei didn't notice the reactions of Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei at all.
No, it’s not so much that I didn’t notice it, but that I didn’t notice it.
In his eyes, the entire world was filled with vast gray Yuan Qi. These Yuan Qi were as thin as running water and as large as rivers, meandering across the entire world.
