[The Times: Mars hits Earth! The four teams’ matches in the Champions League semi-finals have been determined! Barcelona VS Liverpool; AC Milan VS Arsenal!
Will Barcelona, which won the Champions League last season, continue their dynasty epic, or will Liverpool, the "lucky one", survive the desperate situation? !
Is AC Milan avenging the Champions League final two years ago, or is Arsenal returning to the top of the mountains? ! Everything will be revealed at 3pm on Saturday! 】
[Gazzetta dello Sport: Ancelotti recently said in an interview, “Our entire team is ready. We have been working hard for two years to wait for this day. No one will forget the last-minute victory in the Champions League final. Feel.
Telephone door? Yes, to be honest, this incident did have some impact on our team. We lost the main scorer Shevchenko and no important signings, but it is obvious that this season you have seen the strongest team. Kaka, he can do everything on the court. ”]
[Daily Mail: Wenger was interviewed recently: "Yes, I know. Now many fans outside the world regard Henry, Ronaldinho, Messi and Xiao Mo as the four strongest people, but in fact if they pay attention Every time Kaka plays, they will know that Kaka this year is absolutely phenomenal.
Yes, in my mind Kaka is a player of the same level as the four of them.
Compliment an opposing player too much? Oh no, no, no, you don’t understand our Arsenal, and you don’t understand my players either. They will only be more excited when facing strong opponents.
Yes, AC Milan will never be able to climb our mountain. We are here to win the championship this year. ”]
Climb the mountain!
AC Milan can never beat Arsenal!
Before the game even started, the outside world was in an uproar because of Wenger's provocative remarks!
Many netizens blasted Wenger for being too arrogant on MMC, and many netizens called Wenger's true temperament and gave examples of Wenger's words being true to his word.
Three years ago, in the season when Arsenal was undefeated and won the championship, Wenger directly spoke to the media at the beginning of the season and said that he would win the championship undefeated. At that time, the whole world was laughing at Wenger's brain, but he actually did it.
There is indeed a precedent, but most netizens are still mocking Wenger. After all, AC Milan has a better foundation and more fans than Arsenal. In terms of star efficiency, Kaká, Maldini, Pirlo and others The combination is not weaker than Chen Mo Henry in terms of popularity.
That's the way football is, everyone has their favorite players and it's normal to have disputes.
However, compared with foreign fans who are discussing Wenger's rhetoric, the direction of domestic discussion in Dragon Kingdom is not on this side. Under the leadership of Tianxia Football, they directly started a sword debate in Huashan!
There is no other reason. The main reason is that Liu Shenxian's Little Dragon Girl has become popular all over the country this year. If any primary school student does not know one or two tricks of the Six Meridians Divine Sword and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, he cannot keep up with the trend.
The world's football also took advantage of this momentum to create a new top five in football.
As a result, Chen Mo and others were labeled as East Evil, West Madness, Southern Monk and Northern Hero, but...
In the past, World Football also created a one-hundred-and-eight football player, which was sought after by many fans, but this time World Football encountered Waterloo.
The main reason is that it is difficult to distinguish. World Football calls Kaká the Northern Xia, saying that he is willing to stay at AC Milan in times of crisis, has a chivalrous style, and his fierce playing style is a bit like the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon.
Ronaldinho is Dongxie, with a gorgeous playing style and strong artistic sense. Moreover, his off-field scandals are endless, and he can be regarded as a rival to Huang Yaoshi, who is both good and evil.
These two are actually pretty good, but the remaining three positions are a bit confusing.
Messi became a monk who could see through the world of mortals, Henry, a guy who had just divorced his wife, became Yang Guo, a Western man who only loved one person in his life, and Chen Mo directly became a supernatural power.
The name is very blunt, but the goal of World Football has indeed been achieved - to cause widespread discussion.
Some people say that Chen Mo is the Western Maniac. After all, Yang Guo is the most handsome man in Jin Yong's works, and Yue Chixun is also really beautiful. Some people say that Messi should have practiced the Nine Yin Manual wrongly, and in the end, he practiced the toad skill unrivaled in the world. Ouyang Feng, some people say that Ronaldinho is the real urchin with supernatural powers.
It was originally something that was completely different from the previous one, and it is normal for there to be discrepancies. However, the discussion among netizens was extremely heated, and everyone seemed to be telling the truth.
However, it doesn't matter what content is being discussed. World Football has indeed taken a huge hit in terms of ratings and popularity, and Chen Mo and others have gained a large number of new fans in the Dragon Kingdom as a result.
In this increasingly warm atmosphere, time passed day by day.
There is a two or three-month break after the Champions League group stage, but after entering the knockout rounds, it is almost every half a month.
On April 1, the last league match before the Champions League semi-finals, the 31st round of the Premier League, Arsenal faced Sheffield United at home.
Sheffield United is currently ranked 18th in the Premier League and is already in the bottom three relegation zone. However, this year is the most brutal relegation battle in the entire history of the Premier League. The ten teams ranked from 10th to lower have a points difference of It only looks like five or six points.
Even if they are ranked 18th, as long as they perform well in the next few games, Sheffield United still has hope of relegation. But after all, it is a relegation team. There should not be large-scale discussions between the two sides, but there is an awesome person in Sheffield United - —Li Xiaotie.
Yes, it's the hair dryer who's working on the sewing machine.
This has whetted the appetite of Dragon Kingdom fans again.
To be honest, Xiaotie's strength is quite good among Asian players, and he is famous for his ability to run. However, the main reason why he attracted attention is because both General Fan and Sun Jihai have left the five major leagues.
Nowadays, the only "own people" that Longguo can see in the five major leagues are Li Xiaotie and Chen Tao, who was sent to the Crystal Palace of the Championship by Chen Fei in the winter window three months ago.
However, Li Xiaotie did not have any exciting scenes in this game. He is a midfielder, and no midfielder in the world is willing to face Chen Mo.
In the 33rd minute of the game, Arsenal took a big goal kick. Chen Mo blocked the ball with Li Xiaotie's chest in the frontcourt.
With his back facing the opponent's goal, the ball was dumped to the left. Upon seeing this, Li Xiaotie immediately shifted his center of gravity to the left. But at this moment, Chen Mo suddenly leaned back, and the huge force directly pushed Li Xiaotie's upper body back. At this moment, Chen Mo moved to the left with his back. With your foot as the pivot, you suddenly turn to the left and smash the ball with your right foot at the same time!
Crotchless!
Turn around and wear your crotch!
Seeing that Chen Mo easily passed him and his center of gravity was not completely off, Li Xiaotie was not willing to be outdone. He immediately turned around to catch up and stretched out his foot to steal the ball. His left thigh collided with Chen Mo's right thigh that was heading forward to head the ball. The next second, Li Xiaotie's left foot He was directly hit and thrown to the right, spinning in a circle and falling to the ground.
Chen Mo has the ball, and the whistle in the Premier League is loose, so naturally this kind of ball will not be blown.
After passing Li Xiaotie, Chen Mo dribbled the ball straight towards the top of the arc. At the same time, Henry and Di Maria on the wing were also diagonally inserting into Sheffield United's penalty area at high speed, with Giroud serving as a wall at the center position.
In this case, the opponent's central defender did not dare to rush forward and retreated all the way to the center of the penalty area. In the end, Chen Mo shot from the top of the arc and penetrated the upper right corner of the goal.
One to zero!
But in the next game, Sheffield United did not feel depressed. They still attacked and the offensive became more and more fierce.
There is no way, mainly because there is really no way out. This loss is not just a loss, it may even directly lead to the team being relegated! And there is no reason for a relegation team like them to save their energy to compete for the cup.
Football is round.
Under Sheffield United's mad-dog style of play that was not afraid of injuries, the final score was settled at a draw at one to one.
Sheffield United took the coveted point and Arsenal had nothing to lose.
They are now third in the league. Although it is still possible to catch up with second-placed Chelsea, there is really no chance of beating first-placed Liverpool.
Yes, Liverpool is first in the league.
It’s a very strange scene. This season, Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United are fighting to the death. All the news is about these three teams, but Liverpool has quietly reached the first place in the league. Not only the first place in the league, but also the Champions League. By the semi-finals, it can be said to be a bumper year.
This is not just because Arsenal is in financial crisis, Manchester United is rebuilding, and Chelsea is also facing the external environment of coaching crisis.
It is also because Liverpool's team is not weak in the first place, but the team without the top superstar has formed a very cohesive group in the past two or three years.
However, Chen Mo is not paying too much attention to Liverpool at the moment. After all, their number one enemy is AC Milan!
Time flies like water, and with all the anticipation, the day finally came to April 5, 2007! .
"Welcome to the CCTV5 football channel. I am Zhang Qi, the frontline reporter. I am currently in the Islington district of North London. Now, you can see that there is a very majestic building behind me. The stadium, here is the Iron Throne in the hearts of countless Arsenal fans - the Emirates Stadium.
Well, I know it may be a little far away from the main entrance and I can't see clearly, but please don't worry. There is a surprise next! Let me solemnly introduce to you today’s special interview guest, Ms. Hill, Arsenal’s major shareholder. Welcome. "
"This woman is so beautiful?! Viagra Viagra! Come and see! Damn! This woman is so beautiful!"
"What? It's starting now?! Isn't it at three o'clock?"
Longguo, Qianhu City, Hanwu University, Room 404, Men's Dormitory, Building Four.
The campus was silent at 2:30 in the morning. He was holding a roll of paper in his left hand and a copy of "We Are the Champions" under his right arm. Hearing his roommate's exclamation, Wang Wei, who had just walked out of the toilet and was still holding up his pants, was stunned.
"It's not a competition! Come and see, this blonde girl with big boobs is so energetic!"
On the desk under the bed, three shirtless roommates stood in a circle in front of the computer screen and waved excitedly to him.
Spiritual girl?
Wang Wei became interested and quickly put the roll on the water dispenser and moved behind his roommate. His eyes widened when he saw Keli greeting the camera in the picture.
"My grass is growing really well!"
"Yeah, she's sweet and flirtatious, and her butt is big. Damn it! Damn it! Look at the curve of the stairs!"
"Damn, the key is that she still has money. If she gets married, at least she will have less to struggle for the rest of her life."
The roommate was very envious. Wang Wei nodded and said curiously: "You are really energetic, but the game is about to start, right? Is this reporter still making trouble outside?"
"I don't know, it's some kind of surprise."
"What a surprise, why not let me watch the game earlier!"
Several people chattered, and the camera on the screen also followed Keli to the Arsenal logo at the main entrance of the stadium.
The team logo is still the original team logo, but there is a huge red curtain on the wall next to the team logo.
What's inside?
Wang Wei and others looked at each other in confusion, but at this moment, under the instruction of Keli in front of the camera, the staff on the stadium put down the red curtain. The next second, Wang Wei and others' eyes widened!
"Damn it! This horse riding is so handsome!"
The sound did not come from Wang Wei, but from the bedroom next door!
Not only the next door dormitory, but also the Arsenal fans across the country who stayed up late to watch the game were all exclaimed!
Under everyone's gaze, as the red curtain fell, three huge posters of Chen Mo appeared in front of everyone!
The first one was Chen Mo picking the ball from the right side of the goal, and the ball stopped above the Manchester United goalkeeper Howard who was flying out.
This picture is Chen Mo's first goal after joining Arsenal!
The second picture shows Chen Mo sitting cross-legged on the grass in front of the bench without any anesthesia or stitches, with a stern look in his eyes!
This picture is the highlight of the battle with Manchester United last season!
In the third chapter, Chen Mo ran wildly on the right, and Marseille swerved past the inverted L-shaped blockade of Maldini and Kaká!
This picture is the best individual goal in the Champions League final two years ago!
Looking at the screen and listening to the reporter's rambling words, all the Arsenal fans in front of the screen fell into memories. At the scene, outside the Arsenal stadium, all the passing Arsenal fans who saw this scene were in awe. Mouth screamed!
Happiness comes too suddenly! .
"Why is it so noisy outside?"
In the players tunnel, Chen Mo, who was chatting with Kaka, suddenly heard a "Oh!" sound outside the stadium.
"Who knows, maybe your fans are causing trouble again."
Kaka laughed and teased, and Chen Mo rolled his eyes: "Fuck you, Arsenal fans are all good people, okay? But, I heard that you AC Milan fans regard you as their savior. I don't know if they will still be there after this game." I don’t think so.”
provocative!
A naked provocation!
However, we have known each other for many years, and Kaka has long been accustomed to Chen Mo's bad character. He rolled his eyes speechlessly and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, you should think about what snacks to eat when you watch me play in the finals."
"Do you think that old man Maldini can guard against me?"
"Do you think your papery defense line can stop me?"
".A sharp-tongued little bitch."
Not getting any advantage, Chen Mo whispered, and at this moment, the announcement of his appearance came from the loudspeaker.
There will be another chapter later.
Then, to complain, Ronaldo is really becoming more and more abstract.
chokehold
I don't want to write about him going to Real Madrid. I really can't write about his highlights.
(End of chapter)
