Chapter 103 Reaching a Consensus
After hearing what Earth Spirit Pearl said, I almost collapsed. I silently took out the middle-aged uncle's inner elixir from the treasure bag and asked, "What if we add this?"
"This is not bad, I can lose at least a year."
"What? Only one inner elixir of the middle level of Earth Master can reduce the weight of one year? But that's fine, one inner elixir of the middle level of the Earth Master can reduce the weight of one year. Then twenty of them can refine your skin. Just think about it. Well enough"
"Brother, what are you thinking about? I said you can lose one year, but I am just judging based on the current situation. When your cultivation level continues to improve, and my refining speed speeds up, let alone the middle-level Earth Master The level of inner elixir can be reduced by one year. Even if the entire warehouse is filled with earth-level inner elixir, it may not be able to be reduced by one year. Do you understand?"
"I understand you, uncle, I understand. Do you have a mouth to talk every day? You used to say one hundred thousand years, and now it's two hundred thousand years. Do you have a clear understanding of the time unit of "year"? "
"You have suffered in the underground for hundreds of millions of years. Do you think anyone can live as long as you?"
Di Lingzhu also said with some embarrassment: "Why are you so impatient? What I said about one hundred thousand years, two hundred thousand years and so on are just metaphors. Nothing is rigid. It changes at different times, so you don’t have to have too much psychological burden and just practice hard. As the old saying goes, you just work hard and everything depends on God’s will."
"Fuck God, don't you know I am against God?"
"Okay, since you can't listen to my persuasion, let me ask you a question: Do you want to refine me? If you do, don't force me. If you don't, let the black vortex let me go." , come on, give me a good one."
Without thinking, I said to Di Lingzhu very bluntly: "Aren't you a gangster? Okay, since you said so, there is no need for us to argue anymore. I tell you, you win." Yes, I practice, what fool doesn’t do it?”
"Minato, no steel"
After making an agreement with the Earth Spirit Pearl, I walked over to Mochou and found her staring at the alchemy furnace on the ground with a frown on her face.
I asked: "What's wrong? Girl, did someone cook it for you?"
"Brother Xuanming, do you think I'm too stupid? I've tried this most common pill several times, but it's failed."
I quickly comforted Mochou and said: "Sister, don't give up on yourself, haven't you heard? Failure is success. Mom, you have to keep working hard. Only by working hard will you know how important talent is to a person." "
Mochou said with a dark face: "Are you sure you are encouraging me with your words? Why do I feel like you are persuading me to give up?"
"Haha, be more confident and remove the word "feeling". I just want you to give up."
"Humph, you don't believe me either, do you? I even got into a fight with you today. If I can't refine this elixir, I would rather be your little wife."
"Sister, your bet is a bit too high. We can't bet our whole life's happiness on a single pill. Listen to me, I won't practice this pill anymore. There is a bed in the back. I'll just let you be the one. My eldest wife, do you think it’s okay? Hahaha”
"roll"
"okay"
Returning to the corner, my spiritual consciousness entered the first level of the book to continue practicing strength and speed. After entering the book this time, I was actually on a stage, and the person opposite me who wanted to compete with me on the same stage was Xiao Lin. There is a big dog next to me. Seeing this, my heart calmed down a little.
I thought, anything is fine, just don’t bring another horse. It’s so big that it makes me dry just looking at it.
I know that the Xiao Lin in front of me is the image of Baodian, but when I see Xiao Lin, an old acquaintance, I still want to complain about him.
So I waved my hand and pointed at Xiao Lin and said: "Your mother, Xiao Lin, do you know that it is illegal to walk a dog without a leash now? Are you afraid that such a big dog will bite someone if it comes out?" "
"If you ask me, you guys who walk your dogs without leashes are the most hateful people. When someone asks you why you walk your dogs without leashes, you fucking nation will just say: Oops! My dog is well-behaved and won't bite. people"
"Your uncle!!! You also vouched for your dog. No one can be sure, and you vouched for a beast. What's going on? Can you understand the language of beasts? Are you a beast too?"
"Whenever someone resists and hurts your dog, this guy will give you heartache. This is my son, this is my daughter. You can't treat him like this. Your mother, are you very capable? You can even give birth to a child." A dog? Then I want to ask, who is his father? Is he a Tibetan mastiff? Didn’t he kill you?"
What’s even more irritating are those shrews who are shameless and have a little money. You said that your dog bit someone’s child. Instead of apologizing, you dared to say nonsense in front of the police: “Which of you dares to bite me?” Dog? If you dare to mess with my dog, I will kill your child. Don’t you just want money? I have money. I work in several big hotels. Your child is not as valuable as my dog? "
Do you hear that this is human language? It's no wonder that she always spends time with dogs, and has turned into a beast herself. Maybe they can really give birth to a dog, a dog, or a girl.
What’s even more disgusting is that you didn’t tie the dog’s leash, and the silly dog ran onto the road and was hit by a car. Didn’t you see that guy made the dog owner cry? Wow, really, he knew he was hit. The dog was killed. Those who didn’t know better thought that her mother was hit and killed. That’s not true. She would cry if the dog was hit and killed. If her mother died, she would probably laugh. Hahaha, I really spent time with the dog. As time goes by, I also turn into a dog.
"Damn it, Xiao Lin, I'm talking about you, go home quickly and find a dog leash and tie your son up, so no one will say anything about you."
Xiao Lin remained indifferent, just like some people who don't tie their dogs on leashes.
At this time, I only heard a sentence coming from the air: "
ready to go”
"Dog, isn't the silly dog lying down somewhere?"
Xiao Lin and Shagou got the order and rushed towards me quickly, but my hands and feet each carried heavy weights, and they moved extremely slowly.
I saw Xiao Lin coming up and knocking me down with a punch, and then he started to unbutton his pants. When I was still confused about what Xiao Lin was doing, Xiao Lin pulled my hair out and pushed it under him.
"Damn it, are you so perverted? I can't do this job."
So I used all my strength to pull Xiao Lin away, then kicked the silly dog's big teeth, and distanced myself from them.
To say that this manual is really good enough, if you do this kind of trick to force me to practice, it is either a third way, or it is obscene and shameless, right? If you always torture me like this, what if I surrender that day? Thinking about it, let it go. If I really followed it, the book would definitely come up with something even more perverted.
Now I seriously suspect that the first-level designer of this book is an old liar. Only he knows me best, and he knows how to force me to practice.
Old liar, say hello to your whole family for me.
