"Okay, don't talk to me about these useless things. Don't think that you are a high-level person just because you want to cover up the fact that you stole my inner elixir."
"Tch, are you ashamed of yourself? Are you embarrassed to let me see your shameful behavior?"
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me, why did you steal my inner elixir?"
"Because I want to help you. Otherwise, with your current cultivation level, you won't be able to refine the next Earth Spirit Pearl when it comes out."
"Go away, it will take hundreds of millions of years for the next Earth Spirit Pearl to appear. Didn't you just say that I only need 100,000?"
"Then can you live a hundred thousand years?"
"I can't"
"Then just listen to me and stop interrupting, okay?"
"Okay, you can say it, but I want to warn you, talk to your father and me carefully in the future, and don't get sour at every turn, Minato, I am not someone who spoils children."
"Since I want to recognize you as my master, of course I have to help you, so..."
"Wait a minute, I have to interrupt this sentence."
"What are you talking about? You want to recognize me as your master? Really or not, haven't you always been awesome? Why do you still want to recognize me as your master?"
"Nonsense, I've even called you daddy, why don't I recognize you as my master?"
"Oh, yes, then go ahead and tell me how you can help me."
"I am the purest supreme spiritual treasure between heaven and earth, born from the creation of heaven and earth..."
"Sorry, let me interrupt you again. If you have something to say, can you just say it directly? You don't need to use these lofty and awesome words to describe yourself, okay?"
"Okay, let me be direct. You idiot, the way you refined me is wrong. You think you have refined my spiritual power, but in fact you haven't even refined it. You can reach the ground now." The Zun level is just some remnants of me that have been refined. In the words of you humans, it is the spring on your body when you take a bath. People in the Northeast call it maggots, and scientists call it the cuticle of the skin. Do you understand?"
"Don't look at me with this expression. I'm not afraid of hurting your self-esteem. Even this is because I think you are too pitiful and took the initiative to let you refine it. Otherwise, you wouldn't even be able to drink the water for washing your feet."
I quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, my expression is not that I am dissatisfied with you, but that I am surprised that your energy is so powerful. Even your scraps can make me a strong Earth Master. You are too powerful." "
I was ecstatic and asked again: "Then you haven't said how you want to help me refine yourself?"
"This is very simple. You only need to inject a large amount of spiritual herbs, elixirs, inner elixirs, weapon spirits, etc. into the black vortex. In short, just put in everything that can help with cultivation."
"I will bring them together, use myself as medicine, and refine myself. To put it simply, the black vortex is the alchemy furnace, and I am the sad little boy who wants to be refined. The spiritual things you put in are the medicine. Introduction, only in this way can you refine me, do you understand?"
I shook my head and said, "I don't understand, but I have a few immature questions that I would like to ask you."
"First, I have read many fantasy novels. After the protagonist obtains the spiritual treasure and is recognized, he can directly use the power of the spiritual treasure. Why can't I? Why should I bother to refine you with Baal? You Can't you just give it to me?"
"Well, your question is very good and sharp. First of all, I am different from the spiritual treasure you know. You can search on Baidu to see how awesome I am. If I gave all my spiritual power directly to you, wouldn't you Is it weird to die from an explosive kick? So you can only use my method to slowly refine me."
"Also, please don't compare me with the spiritual treasures in other fantasy novels. I haven't compared you with the male protagonists in other novels? You are a good guy, but you still dislike me. I really don't know that I have any How many kilograms and taels?”
"Oh, okay, then let's not compete with each other."
"Second question, you said you wanted to help me refine yourself, why do I always feel weird about this? I refined you, and you just disappeared into thin air? Are you so stupid? You live Is that enough? Don’t tell me that it’s because you feel familiar with me that you desperately help me and sacrifice yourself to become the perfect me? You’d better not say such lies.”
Di Lingzhu sighed and said: "I knew you would have such concerns. I didn't mean to say that you humans are really strange animals. When I didn't tell you how to refine me, you tried every possible means to find out. , I’m telling you now, you are suspicious and afraid of this and that, are you cheap, ah? Can’t you be sunny? Can’t you be positive? Can’t you have some trust? I’d say you humans The main theme is one word: cheap”
I was a little embarrassed to be scolded by Di Lingzhu, but considering the thickness of my skin, it was nothing. I continued to smile playfully and said: "Don't I just want to ask for clarification? One of my characteristics is that I want to know. Very strong desire"
"Tch, I think you are very thick-skinned." After Di Lingzhu looked down upon me, I added: "First of all, it won't dissipate after I'm completely refined. Isn't all my spiritual power stored in your spleen? ?I will live in your spleen and continue to be used by you."
"Another point is that since I felt the familiarity of the black vortex, a voice will always appear in my soul. It tells me to help you. When you become successful, I will also get the opportunity to become human."
"What? You can also turn into human nature? So you turned into human form? What to do with my spleen? Then I don't have a spleen?"
"I just live in your spleen, not become your spleen, do you understand? After you refine me, we will have a symbiotic relationship. Even if I turn into a human form, as long as you give me a call, I will be there." Guarantee is always available”
"What if there is no signal?"
"Then just wait for death. You are really poor."
Hehe, have you forgotten? My main focus is humor. The third question is: "I have given you all the spiritual herbs and inner elixirs I collected, so how can I improve my cultivation?"
Earth Spirit Pearl said angrily: "Are you stupid? I will send you spiritual power regularly."
"That's good"
"Last question, if I adopt your method, how long will it take to refine you?"
Di Lingzhu looked around the warehouse and said: "If you find all the spiritual herbs and inner elixirs of this level, it will take 200,000 years to refine my skin."
"What? Two hundred thousand years? Just shed a layer of skin?"
"There is no way, the level of the spiritual grass and inner elixir you have here is too low."
"Is this still low? There are many Earth Immortal-level inner elixirs here. Mochou said there are also second-grade spiritual grasses? Is this still low?"
"Of course it's low, almost as low as the basement."
