Chapter 99 The clown is actually me
"Don't worry, this trick will definitely work."
After all, I am also the chief disciple who has been professionally deceiving Stone Virgin for more than three hundred years. After having been exposed to it for so long, can I still not be able to deceive the few minor characters in the mansion? There is no end to this little bit of self-confidence.
When I came to the door, I told Mochou again: "You can get into the action in one second, you can get into the action in one second, don't be nervous."
Mochou rolled his eyes at me impatiently and shouted: "actio
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"哐" all of a sudden
I opened the door quickly with my kick and walked into the hall proudly. Everyone in the house was surprised when they saw Mochou and I strolling in. Several people were about to have a seizure when they were An old man in the middle section of the Earth Immortal stopped him and said softly: "Don't mess around, this person is very strong."
As for his words, of course I can hear them. Let alone him, I can even hear the tickling sounds of crickets.
Just as the old man was about to step forward to salute and ask, I interrupted him with a wave of my hand and asked first: "How did your sect master die?"
The old man paused for a moment, then replied with a smile on his face: "About a week ago, he suddenly and unfortunately passed away."
"Who did it? Don't you look at the owner when you beat a dog? Is there anyone in this area who doesn't know that Poyun Sect is protected by our sect? It's really audacious." I pretended to be angry and reprimanded.
The old man was so frightened that he trembled. He quickly leaned over to salute me and said timidly: "It turns out that you are the master of Tianlong Sect. Please forgive me for neglecting you."
Then he turned around and ordered his subordinates to bring tea and water to Mochou and me, with great respect.
As soon as I saw this posture, I knew that my acting skills were successful. I looked at Mochou in a show-off manner.
I knew that she was admiring my acting skills and wisdom, and was speechless.
I pointed at the old man and asked, "Who are you?"
Returning to the boss, he said: "The younger one is the steward of Poyun Sect."
"Oh" I nodded meaningfully, raised my voice and continued: "The sect already knows what happened to the Poyun Sect, so they sent me to investigate the matter first, and the large army will arrive later. Here, it's already Nothing will happen without you, please leave as soon as possible."
"What? Tianlong Sect actually sent you to investigate? Will there be a large army coming?" The old man looked at me in disbelief.
"What? No?"
"No, no, no, I didn't expect that the sect would be so interested in a small sect like ours. It's really an honor for our Poyun Sect."
"We are all a family. If others dare to kill your sect leader, they are slapping our Tianlong Sect in the face, you know? That's why the sect leader was very angry, so he sent me to investigate."
The old man's expression was very strange when he heard this. He was smiling but not smiling, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He vaguely seemed to want to say something more, but he still suppressed it and said to the people behind him: "Since there are people coming from above, let's not go there either." If I linger here, I am disturbing the purity of the superior.”
The rest of the people were also obedient and followed the old man out of the hall and out the door.
Watching their retreating figures, I proudly pointed at Mochou with the tip of my nose and said, "See, this is called wisdom. You can win without a bloody blow. It all relies on acting skills."
Mochou still didn't care about me, her expression didn't change, she didn't speak or move, and she looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
Seeing her like this, I became so angry that I scolded her and said, "Don't worry, you are a little girl and don't think about fighting and killing all day long. I know you are in a miserable state." , but you can think of everyone as a bad guy, right?"
"There are still good people in this world. You need to be brighter in your heart, you know? Don't kill everyone you meet all day long. If you do this for a long time, your psychology will become abnormal. We must convince people with virtue, be full of sunshine, and occasionally play tricks With a little cleverness and some good acting skills, you can resolve an unnecessary massacre, you know? I just want to be like this today, isn't that great?"
In the end, Mo Chou still didn't bother me because of my persuasion.
well! I said, girl, how conscious are you? You keep pretending to be cool, and I'm really angry. When you say this, I reach out to pull Mochou.
But at this moment, my soul power, which I had not recovered yet, heard the conversation of the housekeeper and his group about 200 meters away.
One person asked: "Boss, what are the backgrounds of these two people?"
"That's right, who are they? If you want to steal treasures, just say so. This guy is still acting here, and he is quite involved in making trouble for himself. I almost couldn't hold back my laughter several times. Fortunately, I kept pinching my thighs and holding them back.”
"Me too, especially when he said he was sent by the Tianlong Sect to investigate, I almost died laughing. There are hundreds of small sects under the Tianlong Sect, and sects are destroyed every day. He investigated Come here? Besides, it doesn’t matter whether our sect is on the Tianlong Sect’s registration list or not.”
"No, we are a family, and we have a large army and so on. Do you think he is stupid? Last time the sect master and I sent tributes to Tianlong Sect. Guess what? The sect master and I even sent the Tianlong Sect's guard If you don’t see it, just ask us to put the tribute outside the city wall, and let us get out immediately.”
"Did you laugh when you heard him say that the leader of the Tianlong Sect was very angry?"
"I wiped it. I laughed, and my pants got wet from laughing."
The housekeeper ignored everyone's teasing. Instead, he looked at the man who had just served us tea and asked, "I hinted that you poisoned me, did you do it?"
"Was it poisoned? Not only did I poison, but I also poisoned a double dose. Did you see the woman your boy brought? She was immobilized after just smelling it."
The housekeeper said thoughtfully: "I gave you a bag of poison. A person at the level of an Earth Immortal could be immobilized immediately if he smelled it. But that kid not only smelled it, he even drank it, and nothing happened to him." No, is he a powerful Earth Master?"
A younger brother interjected: "Boss, is there a possibility that that kid's brain is missing a string and he can't settle down?"
Another mid-level Earth Immortal master said to the housekeeper with lingering fear: "Brother, I thought that boy was just a peak Earth Immortal expert before. I thought we would swarm him and kill him while he wasn't paying attention. Until I saw it with my own eyes. When he drinks the whole pot of tea and still brags loudly to us, I can tell that he is definitely at the level of a land lord."
The housekeeper nodded noncommittally and said, "You said that he is a powerful man who wants to steal treasures. Why doesn't he just kill us and go to the trouble of intoxicating himself?"
"Oh, boss, what do you care about that? There are so many idiots these days. To be honest, when I first saw that kid, I felt like he had some serious illness. Look, it's true, there is something wrong with his brain."
"Then could he be a descendant of some aristocratic family who came out of the sect to gain experience? I think he is only a teenager, and he can actually reach the level of an Earth Master?"
"Absolutely not. What kind of world have you never seen from a child of this family? What tricks have you never tried? What occasions have you never participated in? Do you think he looks like him? He is the reincarnation of one or two hundred and fifty years."
"Then how come his cultivation level is so high?"
"Oh, boss, stop thinking about it. People with sick minds like him dare to eat anything. Maybe they have eaten the poop of a powerful person, and their cultivation level has improved all of a sudden. That’s it, there’s nothing strange about it.”
The housekeeper thought for a while and nodded and said: "Well, you are right, but people in the second world are all fasting. Where did he find the poop? Damn it, this kid has a really good life."
