Chapter 97 Order
Mochou had trouble putting the spiritual herbs she needed into the treasure bag, because her treasure bag was given to her when I robbed the Jinlun Dharma King trio. The space in the two treasure bags was too small. It can't hold so many things.
Seeing this, I took off the treasure bag from my body and handed it to Mochou and said, "I'll give you that one too. I'll use the middle-aged uncle's later."
Mochou sheepishly whispered thank you to me.
I drew a big cake for her and said, "Thank you. When we get a treasure bag with more space in the future, I will replace it with a new one for you."
Tsk, if I don’t have the skills to pick up girls, then what the hell?
"Really?" Mochou looked at me in disbelief.
It’s a trap, it’s a trap!
"Of course it's true" I replied generously
Mochou's expression was a little complicated at this time, and he looked at me with wandering eyes and said, "Brother Xuanming, why are you so nice to me?"
Emphasis, emphasis, gentlemen, you must listen carefully. Here comes the key point. When a girl asks you affectionately why you are so nice to her, it is enough to show that at this moment, the girl is attracted to you. , and this kind of feeling does not appear every day, it is random, so it becomes particularly important when answering this sentence. This kind of question is both a hint and a trap. Don’t be too clichéd or too cliche when answering. It's disgusting, don't be subtle, be sure to seize the initiative. The standard answers are here, listen carefully, and take notes if you have a bad memory.
I handsomely turned around to look at Mochou, put a hand on her shoulder affectionately, and then slowly moved closer to her. At that moment, I clearly felt that Mochou's breathing became rapid, and the 36d big murder weapon was also panting. Breathing up and down, I saw that the time had come, I held her little hand tightly with my other hand and solemnly said: "Be brothers, in my heart, we will be good brothers forever."
Hahaha, have many people been deceived by me? Hahaha, you still want to learn from me. Who should I learn from? I am still single now?
After hearing what she said, Mochou's face suddenly changed. She stamped her foot shyly and said, "Humph, it turns out you only treat me as a friend, and I'm ignoring you."
Then he ran away.
To be honest, there is a kind of person in this world, just like me, who is usually smooth-tongued and full of porn, but when it comes to a critical moment, he is nothing and can’t even fart. On the other hand, there is another kind of person who usually talks a lot. He is upright and gentle, but his mind is full of all kinds of skills to pick up girls, and when doing this kind of thing, he is resolute and unambiguous, just take it, there are only so many men like this, little girls, I have them around me. I'm so jealous of people like this, Minato!
Mochou ran away, but what to do with the piles of things on the ground and put them back into the treasure bag? No, how about I eat them all.
I just did it. I used my soul power to cover these spiritual grasses and inner elixirs. With a thought, I sent them all into my black vortex. I saw that everything that was sent in was constantly being transformed in the black vortex. It was nothing, turned into spiritual power and sent to all parts of my body.
"Holy shit!" Even I was shocked. It turned out that the black whirlpool was so powerful, so wouldn't I be able to suck everything in the future?
Damn it, please call me Star Absorbing Dafa from now on and let me practice Smecta.
When I was happy, I found a white ancient gown among my clothes and put it on myself. As for the weapons, I originally planned to throw them away, but then I thought about it. I have to go to the Poyun Sect soon, so why not throw these weapons away? What about exchanging weapons for spiritual herbs and inner elixirs? Haha, I'm such a clever little guy.
After putting all the items away, I caught up with Mochou in just a few steps. Not to mention, my current speed was really fast, almost as fast as the high-speed rail.
When I came to Mochou, I asked in a pretentious manner: "Mochou, do you think I look handsome in this outfit? Do I look like the Prince of Dali, Duan Yu?"
Mo Chou frowned and said in an extremely calm tone: "I don't know Duan Yu, but you look like Bai Wuchang when you're dressed like this and I put a hat on you."
"Bai Wuchang? Do you also have black and white Wuchang in your second world?" I asked with interest.
"Of course there is, it's just rare."
I nodded and asked, "Do you have mountain gods and land here?"
"No, everywhere in the second world is controlled by various sects. Why do you need the mountain god's land?"
"Oh, that's good. I was thinking just now that it would be troublesome if the Mountain God Land told us about killing the middle-aged uncle. I know they are willing to gossip about my wife."
"It's nothing to worry about. This kind of thing happens every day in the second world. There's nothing strange about it."
I know Mochou is still angry about what happened just now, but I can't help it. Although I have a saucy mouth, I am still a very upright person. I can't act like a basket case and just touch women whenever I see them.
I asked Mochou again: "How many wives can I have in the second world?"
"Any number of them is fine." Mochou stared at me with her eyes.
"So good? Then is the second world a man's paradise?"
Mochou snorted and said, "I think you are overthinking it. Although the second world does not have strict constraints, it also has its own order."
"How?" I asked
"Let me give you an analogy. In the second world, the lowest level is Cao Xian. Let me ask you, if you are Cao Xian, do you dare to get married? Even if you dare to get married, do you dare to have children? Even if you are You are a big fool and you really want to have a child, but how old can you guarantee that your child will live? Forget about your child, even you yourself can’t guarantee whether you will be able to see the sun tomorrow. Don’t forget, the first There is no law in the second world.”
"The situation of the guardian level is similar to that of the grass immortal level. People at the earth immortal level usually work as guards in the sect, just like my parents. But what happened to them in the end? Isn't it still difficult to escape bad luck?"
"It is even more tragic for masters at the Earth Master level. They have the strength to create a sect, but they do not have the ability to protect their wives and children. This is because the Earth Master level is very embarrassing. This level can connect the past and the next and is the mainstay of the second world. But It is precisely because of this that they are even more dangerous.”
"Why?"
"Because the inner elixir of the Earth Master level is the most desired treasure for the powerful Heavenly Spirit. When a cultivator reaches the Tianling level, he needs a lot of inner elixirs from the Earth Master level to support him. For example, the middle-aged uncle, why does he have to If he wants to kill you, it is because he is likely to reach a higher level after devouring your inner alchemy, so he will not spare any effort to kill you. In other words, the strong man of Tianling will do the same when facing the strong man of Earth. Yes, you think you are a human being, but in the eyes of the strong, you are just their supplement, do you understand?"
"How many people would get married and have children in this kind of living environment?"
I still asked unselfishly: "Where are the people at the Heavenly Spirit level?"
Mochou continued: "Most people at the Tianling level are direct or collateral relatives of the four major sects. They have strong backers and quite good resources. They can marry more wives and have more children. baby"
I asked again: "Wouldn't it be great to be a powerful person at the level of an immortal?"
"Tsk, there are only 20 immortal-level experts in the entire second world. Do you think that at their level, they will still care about the trivial things you think about?"
In fact, I still want to ask about the Tianzun level, but I think about it and forget it. People who have reached the Tianzun level should be very old, and they should have no needs and abilities in any aspect. Damn it, I really have Huo Huo. The beauty in the world has the strength, but she has no ability. Sad, really sad.
