Chapter 91 I was beaten
Looking at the excited and crazy middle-aged uncle, the little deaf girl said, "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I still want to ask, if you kill my young master, aren't you afraid of the Suzaku Clan's revenge?"
"I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid, but I'm even more afraid that my strength will remain stagnant. Now that I have this God-given opportunity, how can I give up?"
"But, generally speaking, as long as we report backstage, you should be afraid that not only will you let us go, but you will also kneel down and lick our toes?"
"Then I advise you to watch less brainless TV series and movies, especially novels. I don't know why. Damn it, the protagonist enjoys all kinds of benefits and opportunities from the beginning to the end, and the villain is all kinds of useless. The brain is stupid, it will die at the touch, and it will melt at the touch. You said that there are so many people watching this kind of plot that insults people's IQ, I really don't know what everyone thinks."
"Because it's very enjoyable. Readers often imagine themselves as the protagonists of novels, and then they pretend to be pretentious and fantasize about their own world. The main thing is to capture the psychological suggestion of the little person."
"Fuck you, have you ever thought about how aggrieved the strong villains are? Have you ever asked for their psychological shadow area? Do you know what trigonometric functions are?"
"The most irritating thing is that the protagonist is obviously a low-level rookie, but this guy is lucky enough to meet a strong man two levels higher than him. Not only was the protagonist not killed, but the strong villain was killed. If you can leapfrog at will, why do you need a higher level? In the end, the author spent a lot of space describing how the protagonist was injured and how he was defeated. Skill, he killed a master who was two levels higher than him. Do you think this thing is too ridiculous? If he was really that good, wouldn't it be enough to just go to the ultimate boss for a duel? What are you doing with millions of words? Do you think he is free?"
At this time, I interjected: "Uncle, you are still too young and have read too few novels. You haven't read it yet. When the protagonist is about to be beaten to death, why does he suddenly become a pervert? Or is it because he has awakened the demon clan? Bloodline, either the divine bloodline has been awakened, or the spirit of a certain artifact on the body has been suddenly awakened. This guy can do whatever he can. To put it bluntly, the protagonist cannot die even if he is weak, and the villain must die no matter how strong he is. As for the middle process, it is all based on bragging and shameless manipulation, lying to myself and fools."
The middle-aged uncle looked at me appreciatively and said: "Boy, you have understood well and have your own unique insights. Do you think our current situation looks like the plot of a novel? I am the big villain and you are the villain. You weakling, are you going to pervert your position and leap over the level to kill me?"
"Oh, look what you said, ours is a fairy tale novel, not a fantasy novel, we are not that ridiculous, but I can't die, and you can't even think about living."
"What? Isn't that the same thing? I want to say that you protagonists are not good people. All kinds of routines are forcefully inserted. Aren't you afraid that readers will be disgusted?"
"Hahaha, of course I'm not afraid, because no one reads this novel at all."
“So shameless”
"Then why do you need that thing? My master said that I shouldn't have that kind of thing."
At this time, the little deaf girl came over to smooth things over and said: "Oh, if you ask me to tell you, you two should stop fighting. Uncle, in fact, we are not from the Zhuque Sect. I just lied to you. I wanted to use the reputation of the Suzaku Sect to scare you. Unexpectedly, I didn’t scare you, but instead aroused your desire to kill. No matter what, it’s all a misunderstanding. Let’s break up. Let’s go back to each house and find our own mothers and eat our own scum. Wouldn’t it be nice?”
The uncle said directly: "No, my mother has died long ago."
The little deaf girl also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and said sympathetically: "Uncle, I don't want to be sensational at this time, but what I want to tell you is that my mother is also dead, woo woo woo, ugh woo woo woo."
I became unhappy for a moment and pointed at them and said, "Whether you two are over or not, don't you have a mother? It's as if no one has it."
The uncle didn't care about that and asked the little deaf girl, "Is he really not the young master of the Suzaku Sect?"
"Do you think his virtue is similar?"
The uncle looked at me and said, "It doesn't look like that, but I look like someone who picks up excrement."
"You two are almost done, aren't you? If you don't say a word to me, who will be eliminated?"
The uncle sighed and said: "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you are not a descendant of a noble family. Being able to swallow the inner elixir of a junior Earth Master is considered a good thing."
After finishing speaking, the middle-aged uncle dodged and attacked me head-on. He was very fast, but I was not a vegetarian at this time. Looking at the powerful punch, I did not dodge and let it happen. A punch hit me hard.
"boom"
I was beaten several meters away like a chicken, my blood surged, and I spit out a large mouthful of blood.
The middle-aged uncle asked doubtfully: "Why don't you hide?"
"Oh, if I could hide, why wouldn't I? I didn't react at all, you know?"
"Damn it, you turned out to be a fool, so I'll give you a ride to avoid burdening society."
Seeing my uncle strike again, I knew I couldn't sit still and wait for death, so I closed my eyes and swung the lifeless wheel of the Ogawa Oogway Bastard Punch. I didn't care whether I could hit someone or not, as long as I didn't get beaten.
I took the turn for about twenty minutes. I knew that I had not hit anyone, and I was not being beaten. I couldn't help but feel doubtful. I slowly opened my eyes and found that the middle-aged uncle and the little deaf girl were looking at me with surprised eyes.
I understand this kind of look, it’s just a look that looks silly.
The little deaf girl numbly pulled at the middle-aged uncle next to her and asked: "Uncle, are you sure he is a strong Earth Master? I think he looks like an Earth pestle? Isn't he suffering from some serious illness?"
The middle-aged uncle was equally puzzled and asked the little deaf girl, "You still have the nerve to ask me, isn't he your son? With his IQ going out, can his parents rest assured?"
At this time, I was also tired, so I replied to them: "I just haven't learned martial arts yet, I'm not stupid? What? Isn't it okay?"
"Okay, okay, as long as you are happy, if that's the case, then I won't hold anything back anymore, you can go and die."
The little deaf girl knew what was going to be released soon, so she quickly covered her eyes and shouted loudly: "Kill him quickly, it's so embarrassing."
The middle-aged uncle really didn't hold anything back, and he charged up a punch and aimed it straight at my temple. If this punch was hit, it would be strange if my head didn't turn into a crushed watermelon.
I had no choice but to resist. In desperation, I quickly mobilized all my internal strength and punched out with a hard blow.
"boom"
"squeak"
The huge sonic boom formed at the intersection of our fists and the pure Qi of Earth Cut off the big trees on both sides and turned them into powder.
Under the impact of this punch, my arm was twisted and deformed by the shock, and I vomited blood. My body broke several big trees before falling to the ground.
The middle-aged uncle also took several steps back under the blow, his face twitched, and a mouthful of blood came out from his mouth.
"How could this happen? It's impossible? How can there be spiritual power from heaven and earth? Breath belongs to earth. Do you have a supreme magic weapon like earth in your body?"
When I heard the middle-aged uncle talking to himself, I knew that I was completely doomed this time, and I was afraid that I couldn't hide the Earth Spirit Pearl. Human beings are really not guilty, and it is the crime of harboring a treasure.
