Chapter 82 Going to the Second World
"Are you a landowner?" I, the liar, asked suspiciously.
"What? You don't believe it? Do you need to see your ID card?"
"Aren't the former Space Lawmen all masters sent by the four major sects of the second world? Why are they replaced by you now?"
"I can't help it. Isn't it because of the mask? Heaven has temporarily taken back this area, so the space lawful person in the third world has been changed to me."
"Oh, I see"
I asked the old liar: "Master, is this the entrance to the second world?"
Tu Tu Gongqiang said: "No, there are four places in total, namely the Kunlun Mountains in Xinjiang, the Changbai Mountains in Jilin, the Wudang Mountains in Hubei, and the Himalayas in Tibet."
Xiao Lin asked again: "Old man, we have to compete with you to go to the second world, right? You see there are surveillance cameras all around. Should we change the test place?"
The landowner bowed and said, "You don't have to worry about surveillance. I've already taken care of it."
"Done? How did you do it? How can you still block the surveillance?"
"I don't know how to block surveillance, but I still know how to turn off the switch."
"Hey, that's good, old man. He does things very neatly. Come on, let's make some gestures first."
"What are you gesturing for?"
"Let's fight. How can we go to the second world without us?"
The Land Government looked at the country bumpkin and rolled its eyes at Xiao Lin and said: "In any era, you still play the same game of killing and killing. Now is the era of science and technology, the era of intelligence, and the era of humanity, do you understand?"
"The current test does not require fighting. You only need to take a picture with my super artificial intelligence mobile phone to analyze whether you are qualified to go to the second world. Do you understand?"
"So magical? How come it hasn't happened before?" the old liar also asked in surprise.
"Isn't it true that a few years ago, a Yankee named Steve Jobs went to the underworld to report? He did all the research."
I was also amazed and said: "Today's technology is really abnormal. It seems that we still need to read more and read more newspapers, otherwise we will be eliminated by society sooner or later."
The Earth God looked at us and snorted with disdain and said: "You should study hard. You don't even know the English abbreviation of aliens, but SUV, HIV, and CPU. Are those the abbreviations of aliens? You guys Why don't you say it's xxoo? Huh? I heard your conversation during the day and almost cut it out with a broom. You are too embarrassing for us practitioners."
The old liar asked the Earth God humbly: "What is the abbreviation of aliens?"
"Call ufo"
Xiao Lin said doubtfully: "Isn't UFO the abbreviation of KFC?"
"KFC is KFC. Okay, can we stop talking about this topic? Let's get down to business first. We really can't talk to you uneducated people."
"Who comes first?"
The old liar said, "I'll go first."
The landlord took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, pointed it at the old liar, clicked it, and immediately issued a voice reminder: "Qualified"
I smiled and said: "Master, you are a qualified product, you can go out and sell it."
"Stop talking nonsense, who will come next?"
I said: "I'll come"
To be honest, I was really a little nervous. I didn’t know if my practice in the past two years could meet the standards. When I was about to prepare myself, I heard: “Passed.”
"I'm not ready yet, just shoot"
"Minato, it's not like we're taking wedding photos, you're so pretty."
When it was Xiao Lin's turn to take pictures, Xiao Lin pointed his middle finger at the camera and listened to the voice broadcast from his mobile phone: "Passed, but this person is too pretentious. He will be fined 500."
"What? This is okay"
"Pay the money"
"Don't pay"
"If I don't pay you, don't go to the second world."
"Okay, I'll hand it over"
The last one to take the test was Xiao Yan, and Xiao Yan’s test results were even more bizarre. Her result was: "Barely qualified, please make your own decision for those who are lawful in space."
Seeing this, I deeply suspect that this phone has been tampered with by the earth god. Your phone is a smart phone. Is this a universal machine that can do whatever you want?
So I said: "Old man, you recorded the languages in this mobile phone in advance yourself, right?"
"How is that possible? This was sent to me by Heaven. How could I have the ability to record it myself?"
"Don't come here. Yamashita Mobile Phone Store can redo the system for you for twenty yuan. Who will believe you when you say you haven't adjusted your phone?"
"What? Twenty yuan is enough. Damn it, that guy dared to cheat on me. He asked me for fifty yuan."
Xiao Yan asked timidly: "Grandpa Tu, am I qualified?"
Tu TuGong pretended to be serious and stroked his beard and said: "Well, this is a bit difficult to handle, but it's not impossible. The main thing is that I have to be responsible to heaven and to you. People like you who are stuck on the passing line are really It’s quite a headache.”
"You said you were qualified. You were at the bottom when you went to the second world. That would be very dangerous. You said you wouldn't be allowed to pass. I still can't bear it. This thing about you is really embarrassing, ugh."
Xiao Lin has been in the position of King of the Mountain for so many years, and he knows some things well, so he said directly: "Old man, don't want to be a cousin and build an archway at the same time. Just tell me how much it will cost."
"Five thousand, at least five thousand, not even a penny less"
"I'll give you ten thousand, and you can redeem the remaining five thousand from my aunt."
"Minato, I just like to deal with you people who have formal jobs. It's obviously a strict rule, but when it comes to you, everything is slow. As long as the money is available, the glass will be shattered. You have no humanity at all."
The Earth God didn't care at all about Xiao Lin's ridicule. Instead, he looked at Xiao Lin with a deep look and said, "Boy, look, you're not married yet. You still want me to bring that old woman back. Don't even think about it. I have been with her for almost a thousand years. I have already had enough with her. Now that she is gone, I am more than happy. I still pick her up, bah."
"To be honest, on the day she and the mountain god left, I set off 10,000 firecrackers to celebrate. Not to mention how happy I was."
As soon as I heard Tu Tu Gong's words, I knew he must be in trouble, so I asked: "Tu Tu Gong, have you already had a sign?"
"Hey, you are still smart. To tell you the truth, there is a Chang Daxian at the foot of the mountain who has just been promoted to the grass fairy realm. We have been secretly flirting with her for a long time. I plan to take her down completely in the next few days."
"I sincerely give Tudigong a thumbs up"
"Okay, I've given you the money, but you haven't told me how to go to the second world?" Xiao Lin asked
"It's simple. I'll give you a note. You can brush your face in the temple and you can be directly transported to the second world."
"Then what's the point? Let's go."
We came to the inside of the temple, and there was indeed a mirror on the right side. Xiao Lin stepped forward to brush his face without even thinking about it, but he posed to the left and shook his butt to the right, but there was no reaction.
"Old man, what is going on? Can you give me a perfect explanation?"
"This is a paid item, one thousand per person, no bargaining"
"What? Old man, are you too shady? Aren't you afraid of giving birth to a child without a penis by charging all kinds of arbitrary charges?"
"I'm afraid of what that thing will do. I'd better make money first and let my wife be the most important thing."
