Chapter 81 Space Lawful Ones
At night, the four of us went around to the wall of Wudang Mountain and prepared to climb over the wall to enter. At this time, I asked the old liar: "Master, Wudang Mountain is a very famous tourist destination now, and it is full of surveillance cameras. I'm afraid that we will be killed as soon as we climb in." Someone will find out.”
"You're stupid, as long as we move fast enough, the surveillance won't be able to capture us."
"This is the truth, but can you cover your bald head with something? This guy is too bright. When the moonlight shines, it looks like a big light bulb. You are afraid that others will not know that you are bald."
"Also, Master, although you move fast enough, can you consider the mood of the monitor? You are so high that you are running around, but in the monitor, you are like a bright laser pointer. Do you know? People’s surveillance cameras can’t catch you, but you dazzle them. Do you think you owe it to them? Who are you provoking?”
"I'm talking about Xuan Ming, not you. You little brat is too talkative. Just ask me to wear a hat. Why are you talking so much? When you get to my age, you will definitely be better than Westward Journey. The Tang Monk in "Returns His Ink Marks"
After saying that, the old liar rummaged around in the treasure bag, and then said in a daze: "You two brats, listen to me. When we go to the second world, let's find some time to play poker. I want Take back what I lost"
Xiao Lin said nonchalantly: "You can play well, but master, do you still have the capital? Don't forget that you are still bald now?"
I also said: "That's right, we all play with each other, and we don't take credit, do you understand?"
The old liar said disdainfully: "Tsk! You two look like you have never seen the world. I have no hair on my head, but that doesn't mean I don't have hair on other places, you know? And I have hair in one place. It’s still very lush, huh, are you scared?”
"Other places? Is it the curvy kind of hair?" Xiao Lin asked with interest
"Why do you dislike it?"
"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it"
Xiao Lin answered with a wicked smile, then turned around and asked me: "Brother, have you seen a vulture?"
"never seen it"
"Then do you want to meet?"
"I am looking forward"
"Ha ha ha ha"
Xiao Lin and I looked at each other and burst into laughter at the same time. The old liar glared at us angrily and said, "I'm talking about armpit hair. What do you two think?"
"What? Armpit hair, cut it off, it's really boring."
Xiaoyan said: "Master, please put on your hat quickly and let's go into the mountain."
The old liar didn't hesitate anymore. He just found something and put it on his head. He got up and climbed up the wall.
Just listen to Xiao Lin shouting: "Wait a moment"
The old liar immediately stopped moving. Xiaoyan and I also looked at Xiao Lin with blank faces and asked, "What happened to you again? Were you surprised?"
Xiao Lin pointed at the old liar's head and said, "Master, why did you put my little panty on my head?"
The old liar said nonchalantly: "There is no hat in the treasure bag, so I just found a hat."
"Master, it's not that I don't want to use it for you, it's just that my little panty hasn't been washed yet? It's quite dirty, hehe."
"It's okay. Mine is dirtier than yours. How about I use yours?"
"No, Master, do you still remember that day? I took drugs and my stomach was broken, and then I accidentally unzipped my trouser pockets. At that time, I was wearing the underwear on your head."
"What?"
Xiaoyan and I vomited immediately.
The old liar still said indifferently: "In addition to your little underwear, the only thing left in the treasure bag is my socks. After thinking about it, I decided to use yours because I can't even carry my socks."
At this time, Xiao Lin also joined Xiaoyan and I and vomited together.
The old liar waited for us to finish our performance, climbed over the wall first, and flew away towards the Golden Palace like lightning.
Naturally, we didn't dare to neglect, so we put on the handbrake, engaged the four-wheel drive, stepped on the gas tank to the bottom, and sped away with the afterimage of the old liar.
In just a few dozen seconds, we reached the top of the mountain. When we got here, the three of us couldn't help but feel a little nervous and expectant. Our little hearts were pounding and our calves were a little weak, as if we were about to be tested. Mingzheng was preparing to enter the palace to serve the emperor. He wanted to achieve great success without feeling ashamed.
"You three wait a moment."
After the old liar finished giving the instructions, he went to the side wall of the Golden Palace, found a gold brick, then made a magic spell with his hand, and tapped five dots and fives on the top, middle and bottom of the gold brick, took a deep breath and said one word: "Open." "
As soon as the old liar finished speaking, a bright light suddenly lit up, making it difficult for us to open our eyes. At this time, the old liar was also a little surprised, and the three of us could no longer bear the strong light and stretched out our hands. Block until we see….
"Well....."
"An old man dressed as a sanitation worker was shining a bright flashlight on us, and he was shining it in his eyes."
"What? Aren't you the old man we asked about business hours during the day?"
"What are you doing here? Aren't you off work? Or are you working overtime to block us?"
The old liar also looked at the old man in disbelief and said: "Brother, if you still don't go home at such an old age, aren't you afraid that the old sister-in-law will go to the woods next door to Taishan?"
The old man coughed lightly and said with reluctance on his face: "Didn't you summon me here? Why are you driving me away now that I'm here?"
I said: "Old man, what we are looking for is the lawful person of space, not the old man who stays up all night."
"That's right, I am the space lawful person leading to the second world. Tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Nani?"
"You are?"
"What? Doesn't it look like it?"
"Can you be a little more confident and remove the word "?", it just doesn't look like it."
"I don't care if it's like that. Anyway, that's what I do. Tell me what you want to do? I have to go home and sleep after it's over."
The old liar calmed down and said: "We are going to the second world."
"You can go to the Second World. Come on, first scan the health code, take your temperature, and register whether you have been to an epidemic area in the past half month?"
Xiao Lin picked up his frightened chin and pressed it into place, pointed at the old man and scolded: "Lao Deng, I have tolerated you for a long time, who the hell are you? Why do you check our health code? Are you a grid member? you?"
The old liar and I almost fell down due to Xiao Lin's words.
It was Xiao Yan who brought up the crux of the problem: "Old man, since you are a lawful person in space, why are you wearing this outfit?"
"I can't help it. The consumption in the third world is too high. I can't support myself without a part-time job. Just because of my low salary, your aunt ran away with the mountain god."
"Ah? Are you so miserable? Then what kind of god are you?"
"I am the landowner here"
"You are a landowner, so my aunt is a landlady?"
"Yes, she was abducted by the mountain god."
