Chapter 80 At the foot of Wudang Mountain
After nearly ten months of travel, we finally arrived at Wudang Mountain. In these ten months, we didn’t know how many pairs of shoes we wore and how many pairs of pants we wore out.
We are just practicing cultivation here. If he were an ordinary person, he would develop arthritis even if he did not get rid of synovitis. If not, I think he is strong.
Along the way, I experienced the great rivers and mountains of the motherland and came into contact with all kinds of customs and customs. Of course, I also saw many beauties. There are really all kinds of living things, each with its own beauty, which makes my blood boil from time to time. Thick neck and red face.
Arriving at the foot of Wudang Mountain, the old liar took one look at the towering peak and said, "It seems we can't go up now."
Xiao Lin and I immediately became alert, opened our posture and looked around. Xiao Lin asked in a low voice: "Master, have you noticed something? Why can't we go up the mountain now?"
The old liar looked at us and frowned and said, "Are you two blind? Can't you see this mountain full of tourists and the people queuing up to buy tickets?"
"Are we crazy to go to the second world with Space Lawmen in broad daylight and be watched by so many people? That will create panic. What if someone misunderstands us as an SUV?"
Xiao Lin held his stomach and pointed at the old liar, laughing loudly and said: "Master, what's SUV? SUV is the abbreviation of off-road vehicle. You should be talking about HIV, that is the abbreviation of alien, do you understand?"
"Ah? Really? Did I remember it wrong?"
After listening to their conversation, I almost went crazy. I quickly pulled them together and said, "Brothers, if you two really don't understand English, why don't we stop being embarrassed here? You still have SUVs and HIV, you Isn’t it embarrassing for both of you? Do you understand that it is called CPU? This is the abbreviation of alien."
"Day by day, don't you know how educated you are? You don't know how to pretend to be a big-skinned swallow. I feel embarrassed even when I go out with you. Don't tell people that I know you two."
Xiaoyan asked: "Master, why can't we find the space lawful ones during the day?"
"It's not that we can't, it's just that there are too many people nowadays, and we are suddenly in the air. What will ordinary people think when they see it? It will subvert their three views. And I can guarantee that if we go in front of us, our video will be able to do it in the second time. "hot search"
I quickly said: "Can it be on the hot search? That would be great. I will apply for Douyin and Kuaishou now, and start a live broadcast to increase my followers. What if I can become a big Internet celebrity?"
Xiaoyan also said: "I can dance and I can be a talent anchor."
Xiao Lin said: "I am very good at eating. I can be a mukbang."
The old liar said: "I see that you are all sick, and I want to give you a mother-in-law."
"Then when can we go up the mountain to find the space lawful ones?" I asked
"It looks like we can only wait until night"
"Xiao Lin, go to the ticket office and ask when this scenic spot will close?"
"Stop it, Master, I won't go. Didn't you see that there are so many people queuing at the ticket gate? What if someone misunderstands me as someone who jumped in line? When I met the couple, they said they were people I couldn't afford to offend. Then I’m not useless anymore”
"That's right. If the old lady slaps you twice again, we won't do it."
At this time, an old man who looked like a cleaner at a scenic spot passed by us. The old liar quickly asked: "Brother, may I ask what time our scenic spot closes in the evening?"
The old man looked at us warily and then said: "We clear out at half past five and lock the door at six. Why do you ask?"
"We are tourists. Seeing the long queue, we are afraid that you will leave work before we can go up the mountain."
The old man nodded and left.
"Master, what are we going to do now?"
"Just wait, otherwise what else can we do?"
"Master, how about we prepare a deck of poker to fight Landlord?"
"Can you play?"
Xiao Lin and I nodded at the same time, but Xiao Yan said without interest: "You guys can play, I'll wander around."
So we came to the shade of a tree and started playing Landlords. Since we were going to play poker, it was better to have some bets, otherwise it would be too boring, but after thinking about it for a long time, we didn’t know what to bet on.
In the end, Xiao Lin came up with a good idea, that is, to play with the hair of the winner, and whoever loses will have his hair pulled out, and none of us had any objections.
In the first hand, my cards were very good. I thought I would decide this hand, but the old liar took away the card and said, "I want ten hairs."
Xiao Lin had no reaction and simply said: "I'll kick."
I looked at the cards in my hand, then looked at the old liar and said, "I'll play too."
In this way, the original bet of ten hairs instantly became forty.
The old liar looked at the two of us confidently and snorted disdainfully: "One three."
Xiao Lin: "Four-five, explode!"
I said: "I can't control it."
The old liar said: "Xiao Lin, do you know how to play? If I make a three, you will blow me up?"
"What? Isn't it allowed?"
"Okay, permission, you can come out."
Now the stakes are eighty hairs.
"Planes have wings"
I said: "No"
The old liar's cards were mediocre, but when he saw Xiao Lin's expression of wanting to be beaten, he became furious. It was obvious that he was not good enough, but he still gritted his teeth and said: "Four 7s, blow up."
I said: "Sorry"
The stakes now became one hundred and sixty hairs.
Xiao Lin said very calmly: "Four 9s, take care of them."
The old liar was dumbfounded and said: "No"
Now the stakes are three hundred and twenty hairs.
Xiao Lin said: "Withhold the piece and report one."
I said: "I want four 2 tubes"
The old liar said with a trembling voice: "No."
Now the stakes are six hundred and forty hairs.
I said again: "Four old K's"
The bet became one thousand two hundred and eighty cents.
When the old liar saw the four old K’s that I produced, he said sadly: “My ten, hook, circle, k, and point are all missing the old K’s, so I can connect. I didn’t expect you to have four old K’s.”
"I don't have K, I don't have K, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist"
Xiao Lin looked at the old liar impatiently and said, "Do you want it or not? What song are you singing? What's going on? You can't afford to lose? I can tell you that there are no fathers and sons in casinos. If you lose, you have to recognize it, right?"
At this time, the old liar gritted his teeth and reluctantly said: "No."
I said again: "Two kings, buckle the piece"
The stakes became two thousand five hundred and sixty hairs.
The old liar's eyes were a little red, and he looked at us and said, "Are you two working together to play tricks on me?"
"Hey, master, don't say that. You insist on grabbing the landowner yourself. You didn't even give us a chance. How can we form a partnership? Don't talk nonsense. I'll just ask you if you want it."
"Your mother is so sexy. Between the two kings, who can get it? No"
I said: "One three"
Xiao Lin: "One four"
spring, double
Now the bet has become 5,120 hairs. Xiao Lin and I together are 10,200 and 40 hairs.
If you want to say that this old liar is really a character, he stretched his head forward and said domineeringly: "Pull it up."
We played like this all afternoon, and I, the liar, lost all afternoon, and the old liar was a typical good person and fun-loving person.
When Xiaoyan came back from her walk, she came up and asked Xiao Lin and me: "Where is the master? Where has the master gone? Where did this monk come from? Is this your new friend? Why does this monk look familiar?"
Xiao Lin and I couldn't bear it anymore and lay on the ground holding our stomachs, laughing and kicking our legs.
