Chapter 79 The old liar’s weapon?
"Master, it seems that if we want to change the rules of Heaven, we must not only have strong strength, but also have excellent IQ. Otherwise, we won't be able to defeat that old lady at all?"
"Yes, so we have to find someone who can defy the heavens and let him lead us to the heaven to gain an overview of the whole situation."
Xiao Lin said: "Master, are our requirements a bit too high? We must be strong and extremely smart. Where can we find such a perfect person?"
"To be honest, apart from my weak point in martial arts, my IQ is still good. How about you take out the luck map and let me test it? Why do I always feel that the perfect man is me?"
"Xiao Lin, where do you get your confidence? Do you still think it's you? I still think it's me? I'm too embarrassed to say it, but you are too embarrassed. It's so shameless."
"Senior brother, please pull me down. Can you be a rebellious person like you? Can you stop being funny? Look at you acting like a big dog deputy police chief every day. You still have the nerve to argue with me? You are Haven’t you listened too much to Liang Jingru’s “Courage”?”
The old liar shook his head in annoyance and said: "You two idiots, please stop fighting over who is more stupid, okay? Even if you try to pull out the bigger one, it won't be your turn, you know? You're just like a horse farmer." I just know how to yell nonsense.”
Xiaoyan asked at this time: "Master, do you really want to fight against Heaven?"
The three of us looked at Xiaoyan and said nothing.
Xiao Yan continued: "Master, don't worry, no matter what you want to do, Xiao Yan will follow you, even to death."
Xiao Lin then said: "We are all a family, no matter whether we die or not, don't worry, I will protect you from everything. My life is your last safety barrier. Even if I die, I won't let you suffer at all." Even though we feel wronged, we must never abandon each other and stay together forever.”
"Xiaoyan, there is something I have been holding in my heart for a long time. Today I want to say it out. Xiaoyan, I..."
"Xiao Lin, please stop talking. I'm going to vomit. It's really so disgusting. I can't stand it anymore." I laughed at Xiao Lin and pretended to vomit.
"Your mother, Bo, Wang Xuanming, you ruined my good deeds again."
"Brother Xuanming, I really shouldn't have let you get into the taxi just now. I should have just left you alone. You are so annoying, huh."
"La la la la, I'm so mad at you. I'm just annoying and I won't change. You bite me."
In the following days, we traveled during the day and practiced at night. Xiao Lin and I no longer disliked the brainwashing content of the first level of "The Sunflower Book" because we all knew that we would face more powerful enemies in the future.
We also took the super elixir refined by the old liar on time, and the cultivation of the three of us has also been greatly improved.
Although the days of cultivation are boring, we can always enjoy the hardships.
one day.
Xiao Lin asked the old liar: "Master, in other people's novels, cultivators have weapons or magic weapons, why don't we?"
The old liar said disapprovingly: "You'd better be more rigorous in what you say. Can we do everything else? It's because you didn't, but it's not that I didn't know."
"Do you have weapons?" I also asked with great interest.
"Humph, of course."
"Hurry up and let us see"
"That's not possible. Not everyone can see my weapons. I didn't even show them when I fought with Di Ting. Can I show them to you casually?"
"Master, are your weapons so shameless? If you don't even dare to take them out, can they still be called weapons?"
Xiao Lin also said: "Master, your weapons are not as unspeakable and shameful as your name, right?"
I smiled evilly: "I think it's about the same. I now suspect that his weapon is an inflatable doll."
"If it's not an inflatable doll, it should be an airplane cup or something. Otherwise, if you tell me how he solves the problem by watching movies every day, it won't stifle him to death."
"I think so"
"I can't run away. Our guess must be correct."
The old liar didn't care about our ridicule to him. Instead, he sighed and said: "Two toads in the well still want to see my weapons."
I asked the old liar again: "Master, with your current strength, which gods can you defeat?"
The old liar thought for a moment and said, "I have never fought with the gods in heaven. As for the ones in the underworld, I have only fought with judges."
"How strong is the judge?" I asked quickly
"It's not bad, it's only about 50 times better than Black and White Impermanence, right?" the old liar said nonchalantly.
"What? 50 times? Is it so powerful? Did you win in the end?"
"Nonsense, if I lose, can I still chat with you two idiots here?"
Xiao Lin asked the old liar another question: "Master, we are going to the second world soon. What is the second world like? Can you tell us no?"
"The second world is a world where the strong are respected. Whoever has a bigger fist and stronger strength has the absolute right to speak."
"Is there no law in the second world? No one cares about it? Isn't that dangerous?"
"Of course it's dangerous. Even I don't dare to be too presumptuous in the second world. The purpose of our going to the second world is not only to find you as a master, but also to train you two better and save you two days. The seven who are dissatisfied and the eight who are not angry always feel that they are awesome, but little do they know that in the second world like you, countless people die every day."
When Xiao Lin heard this, he immediately said: "Master, how about we not go to the second world? Wouldn't it be good for us in the third world?"
"No, practicing in the third world is too slow."
"I have a way to speed up my cultivation and my senior brother's. That is to kill all the ghosts and beasts in the third world, harvest their spiritual herbs and elixirs, and devour their demon pills and ghosts. This way our cultivation will be improved." It will definitely be greatly improved, so we won’t have to take risks in the second world, right?”
"No, everything in the third world is too ordinary. With your current cultivation level, ordinary objects can no longer help you much, so we have to go to the second world. I said, Xiao Lin, what's wrong with you? You Haven't you always wanted to go to the second world? What? Are you afraid?"
To be honest, not only Xiao Lin is afraid, but I am also afraid. The second world does not even have laws. You said that if you kick the iron plate, you will not die.
Xiao Lin laughed and said: "What are you talking about, master, will I be afraid? I haven't known how to write the word "fear" since I was a child. Aren't I worried about my senior brother? You said he is so arrogant, he will definitely be afraid in the second world. I won’t talk about the ones that cause trouble for you, and those that you can help solve. What about the ones that you can’t solve? What should we do? Can we leave senior brother alone? Really? So for the sake of senior brother’s safety, let’s not go to the third place. It’s the second world, okay?”
The old liar didn't answer, so I said to Xiao Lin: "Damn Xiao Lin, I'm really convinced by you. You are a coward yourself, and you still rely on me. How can you be so shameless?"
"You still don't know how to write the word "fear". That's because you're uneducated, you know? You usually brag, but Kamimaaki is scared. You're so disgusting, bah."
Xiao Lin was speechless for a moment and turned to me: "Then let me ask you if you are afraid?"
I looked at the old liar, gave Xiao Lin a disdainful look, puffed up my chest and said to Xiao Lin with great pride: "I'm afraid."
