Chapter 76 No way
When the old liar came to us, I felt completely relieved. I looked at Xiao Lin's back and asked, "Junior brother, are you okay?"
Xiao Lin rubbed his back and said: "It's okay. This time, my hemorrhoids that have been in existence for more than a hundred years have been cured. And I'm pretty sure that I won't have them again in this life. Damn, the kick was too deep." "
"Brother, how are you?"
"I'm okay, I just can't pee in the wind anymore."
Although Xiao Lin and I didn't use our full strength in the battle just now, we knew that we were no match for them.
"Master, what should we do now?"
"What to do? Just do whatever you have to do."
"Are you confident that you can do four of them alone?"
"I have no confidence, but I am confident that I can kill one with one punch."
"Master, if you are pretending like this, I won't talk to you anymore."
Xiao Lin said: "Master, what are you waiting for? Wouldn't it be over if you just kill them?"
"The bull's head makes barbecue, the horse makes bread and dumplings, Black and White Wuchang is your male pet to accompany you day and night, and the leopard's tail is your watchdog, isn't this all living together? Are you still so reserved here?"
"It's not that I'm reserved, it's just that there are some things I can't figure out."
The old liar asked Black and White: "You two should have a rough idea of my strength. The five of you are no match for me, so why do you still come to ambush us?"
Bai Wuchang smacked his lips and said, "Hey, it's really a child without a mother. It's a long story."
Xiao Lin said impatiently: "Minato, if it's too long, don't say it. Hei Wuchang, please say it."
Hei Wuchang said: "The five of us worked together to practice a set of formations. We planned to use this formation to kill you, but who would have thought that your old liar did not play according to the routine and broke the leopard tail when he came up?"
"Without him, our formation will not be able to be implemented. It seems that this trip has been in vain."
I smiled and said to Hei Wuchang: "It's not in vain, I have a very good idea now, that is to kill you and then swallow your inner elixir. Wouldn't it be fun?"
The horse snorted disdainfully and said: "What are you bragging about here? You still want to swallow our inner elixir. We are high-level officials in the underworld. If we die, won't the Tenth Palace Yama stop you? The Yin Emperor won't do it. You? Heaven won’t do anything to you? Do you dare?"
Niutou then said: "You are really out of your mind and want to kill us. Let me tell you the truth. There are many people who want to kill us. Who do you think is the oldest?"
"Minato, that is, if we can kill such annoying existences at will, who among our brothers can still survive to this day? Which of the damn second world and first world is better? They can at most Just scold us a few times and beat us a few times, who dares to kill us?" Bai Wuchang said
Hei Wuchang also said: "We are senior civil servants working within the formal system. Who dares to kill us? I am a person with an employer, and my backstage is the entire divine world. Does Sun Wukong know? He is so awesome. You have seen him kill gods. Do you know why? Because he’s not stupid, and he doesn’t dare, understand? Boy?”
After these four people took turns bombarding me, I thought it was the same. Brother Monkey used to cause trouble in the Dragon Palace, overthrow the underworld, and fight against heaven. He was invincible and invincible. However, it seems that he has never killed any named gods. It seems that Brother Monkey is not only brave but also powerful. You also know that you should assess the situation and not do things to death at all. Only in this way can everything be relaxed.
But Nezha was different. He killed the third prince of the Dragon King, and in the end, one life was worth one life. He removed the bones to return to his father, removed the flesh to return to his mother, and used lotus roots to shape his body and follow the path of correction.
It seems that gods really cannot be killed casually. After I had my own thoughts, I looked at the old liar. The old liar nodded and said, "They are right. Since the creation of Heaven, no one has dared to kill gods. Their top ten evil spirits are here." Although Shuai works in the underworld, he is also a named god in the entire immortal system, so we cannot kill them."
When Xiao Lin heard this, he was reluctant and said: "Master, shall we just let them harass us in all kinds of ways? One moment they are deceiving the Venerable Di Ting, and the next moment they form a group to mess with us. If this continues, we won't be able to protect them all. Is it online?"
The old liar sighed and said: "There is no way. This is what the heaven has stipulated. This is the rule of heaven. Whoever dares to violate it, even if they have done something heinous, will at most have to leave the mortal world and enter reincarnation. After several lives, they will still be able to do it." You can return to your divine status and continue to be a god.”
"Then let them do whatever they want?"
"There is no way. People are divided into three, six or nine levels, high and low. Although everyone is said to be equal now, do you really think they are equal?"
Xiao Lin and I were silent, and the old liar said to them: "You go away, find some stronger people to fuck me next time, at least the four judges must come together."
"Minato, we're not looking for them. If we look for them, we won't be able to catch them at all."
After Black and White Wuchang and Niu Tou MaMian picked up Leopard Tail and left, Xiao Yan also got rid of the ghost of the little old man and returned to us.
When Xiao Lin saw that everyone was gone, he said: "Master, I understand, I have changed the rules of heaven. It's so damn hard to live a life where everyone is a slave and I am a fish."
The old liar said slightly: "What? You can't stand it anymore? Where are you? In the future, as your strength becomes stronger and you come into contact with more and more gods, you will completely understand fairness, equality, and rights." It only exists in fantasy, and laws, systems, and rules of heaven are only used to restrain ordinary people."
"They say if a rooster can lay eggs, then it must be able to lay eggs. If they say it has a duck neck, then it must not be a rat head, do you understand?"
I interjected: "No, Master, didn't it turn out later that it was indeed a rat head? Why are you still holding on to it?"
"Minato, they are so powerful. When there was evidence, they said it was a duck neck, but later the evidence was discarded. Instead, it turned out to be a rat head. How did you prove it? What kind of proof was it? They were just trying to coax the masses."
"Master, you always like to tell the truth so much. I'm afraid what should I do if this novel is not allowed to be published?"
"Minato, what? You didn't say anything and I didn't say anything, so you let this matter go by like this? Grandma, how dare you change the rules of heaven when you don't have any steel?"
I said: "Master, you are so powerful. Don't call me when you are being tortured."
Xiao Lin said: "Brother, you said that Black and White Wuchang wears a shabby hat all day long. Is there a speaker hidden in it? Or do they bring their own background music as soon as they appear?"
I looked at Xiao Lin helplessly and said, "Brother, can you change the channel? We are not on the same channel. Is your brain blocked by a big intestine?"
