Chapter 75 Not an opponent
I saw that Leopard Wei didn't listen to my dissuasion at all, and immediately ordered: "Xiao Lin, go and challenge Leopard Wei in a duel."
"What? Brother, can you give me another one? I don't want to fight him. Look at him. He has black spots all over his body. He may have skin diseases or something. I'm afraid of being infected. How about you fight him?"
"Minato, there are five of them and there are three of us. Someone must be divided into two opponents. I asked you to fight with Leopard Tails to take care of you, you know? If you don't appreciate it, you can fight two, and I will go and fight Leopard Tails alone. pick"
"Come on, I don't believe you are so kind. I would rather fight him than fight him alone."
To be honest, I'm really not that kind. I'm also worried that Leopard Tail has a skin disease. What should I do if he gets infected? How can I pick up girls? I only rely on my face to make a living.
I really had no choice but to point my finger at the old liar and say: "Master, you go and fight Leopard Tail, Xiao Lin and I will fight each other."
The old liar couldn't believe his ears. He looked at me and Xiao Lin with a surprised expression and asked, "Are you two sure? They are shady and handsome, but they are not that easy to control?"
"Sure"
"Sure"
Leopard Tail, who was disliked by all of us, wanted to scold us a few times, but he thought that if he spoke, our masters would have to start writing again, so he could only hold back the words and opened his mouth. The bloody fangs rushed to the old liar's neck and were about to bite him.
The old liar showed a sneer, and he was so calm that he didn't even look at Leopard Tail. Instead, he said to Black and White Wuchang and Niutou Mamian: "What are you four thinking over there? Are you waiting for the food to be served? The Earth Spirit Pearl is in my eldest disciple's body. If you kill him, won't you have everything? What a fool."
As soon as the four of them heard this, they all came to me without thinking. Seeing this, I quickly said to the old liar: "Shi Virgin, your mother"
Xiao Lin was dodged aside for a moment. He thought he was going to have another big fight, but he didn't expect that he suddenly became a spectator. In this case, he couldn't be idle. He saw his Qi Luck Dantian, his hands clenched into fists, and his body straight. , shouted: "Brother, come on, come on, brother, carry the sack, give me the Oli"
As for the old liar, the leopard tail flashed in front of the old liar in an instant, and it didn't care whether the old liar had taken a shower or not. It would bite him when it came up. So what could the old liar do?
He was greeted by a monkey holding the moon, and the fan that was shining on the ribs of the leopard's tail was like a pestle. The center of gravity of the leopard's tail flickered and he lost his balance. The old liar grabbed him by the collar again, lifted him directly in front of him, and stretched out his hand to grab him. Extracting teeth from leopard tail.
The leopard's tail was already a little shaky. The old liar plowed his two fangs hard, and he naturally knelt under the old liar. This position happened to be in the crotch of the old liar. The old liar still had a bad look on his face. Laughing, while trying to push him forward, Leopard Tail was immediately frightened, and he quickly raised his voice and said:
"Damn it, what are you going to do? I'm a male."
"I can't do this job. You are too perverted. Are there many people around you?"
The old liar didn't care. He turned Leopard Tails over one by one with both hands, and stepped on his throat with one foot. He still didn't let go of Leopard Tails' two fangs with his hands, and was still pulling out his teeth with all his strength.
While pulling out the teeth, he said: "Damn it, your teeth are really real. I thought you were the one holding the dentures in place? Are you able to brush your teeth with such long teeth?"
"How about you give me these two fangs, and I can put some beads on them and make them a bracelet or something?"
At this moment, Leopard Tail was in tears. He had never imagined that since he, one of the top ten shady men in the underworld, was so humiliated today, how could he still hang out in the underworld if word of this spread.
When the old liar saw Leopard Tail shed tears, he quickly comforted him and said, "Don't cry. I suspect there are bugs in these two teeth of yours. It should be tooth decay."
"I'll pull it out for you to save you the trouble."
I was not as relaxed as the old liar. Four people attacked me at the same time, and I had no power to fight back. In less than a round, I was knocked several meters away by them.
At this time, the old liar was holding a bleeding fang in one hand, and preparing slippers with the other hand, and said to Xiao Lin: "Hey, Dash Xiong, why don't you hurry up and take a super pill to help your senior brother? Are you really ready to have a feast?"
Xiao Lin replied nonchalantly to the old liar: "What's wrong with having a banquet? I haven't had a banquet for a long time."
"You need to pay with the gifts when you eat at a banquet. Do you have the money to pay with the gifts?"
Xiao Lin suddenly realized with shame and said: "Yes, I don't have money to give gifts. Senior brother, don't die now. You will die when I save enough money to give gifts."
After saying that, Xiao Lin took a pill and went straight to kill the bull-headed horse.
With the addition of Xiao Lin, my pressure was instantly reduced a lot, but I still knew that I was no match for Black and White.
Xiao Lin was quite fierce at first, but when he faced the bull that could push people and the horse that knew how to kick, he realized that he was not good enough at all. So the smart Xiao Lin quickly distanced himself from the bull-headed horse and prepared to use his own trick. , super invincible big fart.
But before Xiao Lin could stick out his butt, the horse stepped up and kicked him. This was kicked by Xiao Lin, and his intestines almost came out of his mouth. It hurt so much that he held his back and jumped up and down vigorously.
Although my side was not much better, I still couldn't help laughing after seeing Xiao Lin's miserable situation. I was laughing while avoiding Bai Wuchang's attack, and laughing while resisting Hei Wuchang's attack. After a few operations, the two of them could no longer be harmed.
"Damn it, Wang Xuanming, why are you laughing? We didn't hit you on the head. Are you stupid?"
"Sorry, I'm a bit disrespectful to you, but I can't help it? I just saw the horse's hooves kicking in, hahaha."
"Ah? Really? Pony's hobby is quite extensive."
The three of us were chatting and playing. Xiao Lin covered his buttocks and jumped up and down. Niu Tou and Ma Mian were there watching him jump. Niu Tou asked: "Xiao Ma, did you kick him just now? It triggered the mechanism." What’s up?”
At this time, I couldn't dodge, and was stabbed in the waist by Hei Wuchang's crying stick. In an instant, I felt that my prostate was enlarged. It was over, and my peeing would definitely not be so smooth this time.
The old liar who was watching the battle saw that Xiao Lin and I were both defeated. He let out a long sigh and flew over to us. A burst of spiritual power was injected into our bodies, and Xiao Lin and I became quiet.
I covered my waist and asked, "Master, where is the leopard tail?"
"He's fine, he must have been poisoned."
"Poisoned? What kind of poison?"
"I just pulled out a bad tooth, and it bled a lot. Out of kindness, I took off my socks to stop the bleeding. Unexpectedly, the bleeding didn't stop, and he started vomiting. Oh, the gods in the underworld are so difficult. "Do it"
"What? Did you stuff the smelly socks into someone's mouth?" I asked in shock.
Xiao Lin also said with the same expression: "I would rather be kicked in the back than touch your smelly socks."
