Chapter 74 Real Ink Blots
Leopard Tail looked at the people who came with him as if he was stupid and said: "Brother Hei, Brother Bai, Brother Niu, Brother Ma, what's wrong with you? We are here to seduce people, why are you still making noises? Can you be more serious?"
"I've never heard that mental illness can be contagious. It's really not true at all."
Black and white Wuchang smiled awkwardly and said: "Brother Leopard Tail, don't be offended. I will have to deal with these things sooner or later, but to be honest, they are really funny."
The bull-headed horse-faced man also put away his smile and said: "Shi Virgin, let me tell you, we came to take away this female ghost after receiving a request."
The old liar narrowed his eyes and asked: "Request? Whose request?"
"That's him." Bai Wuchang pointed at the little old man who had been silent.
The old liar asked in confusion: "Who is he?"
"Speak for yourself," the bull-headed horse said.
After the rickety old man received the order, he looked at Xiaoyan and said, "She is my wife."
"What? She is your wife, please go away. She is my girlfriend now, how come she has become your wife? If you dare to compare, believe it or not, I will make you lose your mind right now." Xiao Lin looked like Really angry.
The old man was so scared by Xiao Lin that he looked at Black and White Wuchang for help. When he saw the two of them nodding, the old man mustered up the courage to say, "Yes, she is my wife."
"She was my dowry bride after my death, so why is she not my wife? So I begged Uncle Hei and Uncle Bai to help me find her, and I finally found her today."
After hearing what the old man said, the old liar looked at Black and White and said sarcastically: "You are quite willing to help others."
Black and White Wuchang laughed dryly and said, "Helping others is the foundation of happiness. Both of us are so kind-hearted."
Xiao Yan was initially afraid that Black and White would take her away, but later she realized that the old liar would not agree, and her worried heart was relieved.
When the old man said that she was his wife, Xiaoyan didn't care. After all, she was never married and could not have a husband. She just thought the old man was farting.
But when the old man said that she was his dowry bride, Xiaoyan realized it. The sadness and anguish of the past at that moment immediately came to mind. The helplessness, fear, and heartbreaking feeling made Xiaoyan unforgettable forever.
Xiaoyan's body trembled, her words trembled constantly, she pointed at the old man and said viciously: "So it's you? It's because of you that I was buried alive, you beast, I'm going to kill you."
After knowing everything, the old liar looked at the six people and said: "Xiaoyan has been dead for decades and you didn't look for it. Now that she has followed us, you have found her. This has to make me suspect that you are deliberately targeting me. ?”
Bai Wuchang said indifferently: "Oh, you don't have to say that, we are clearly targeting you, and I didn't deny it. Why are you pretending to be suspicious? It's disgusting. We are I want to target you, why not? Are you unhappy? If you are unhappy, come here and ask for me."
The old liar turned to look at Leopard Tail without getting angry and said, "Are you here to seduce Xiao Lin's soul?"
"Yes, didn't I say that at the beginning? Are you forgetful?"
"But as far as I know, Xiao Lin has developed spiritual wisdom. Now that he is not a mortal, he is not among the chaos. Then why do you want to seduce Xiao Lin's soul?"
Leopard Tail didn't bother to pay attention to the old liar, and said with a look of disgust: "Are you stupid? Didn't Brother Bai just say that? We are here to target you, why can't you understand?"
"It's just an excuse to hook Dashu Xiong's soul. We just want to fuck you. We're just here to steal the Earth Spirit Pearl. Do you understand?"
"It's all nonsense about helping an old man find a wife. We're just here to do it for you, you know? Damn it, you have to let me tell you so clearly, right? You don't have any IQ, do you?"
The old liar asked the Minotaur Horse Noodle again: "Then what are you two here for?"
Niutou said: "Your mother, Bo, Shi Virgin, why are you two here? Of course we are here to help you, can't you see this? We just want to kick you in the ring, do you understand?"
Ma Mian said: "Virgin, you have to ask everyone one by one, don't you? Why are you so ink? Are you trying to make up the number of words for the author? It's almost three fucking chapters before we get down to business. Come on, it’s already been procrastinated enough, why don’t you just stop typing words here?”
"Although not many people read this book, you can't be too shameless, you know? If this book becomes popular one day, netizens will scold you to death, you know?"
The old liar sneered with an embarrassed look on his face and said, "There's nothing I can do. Until Xuan Ming is no longer awesome, you have to rely on me to support the scene. As I get older, it's inevitable that I will write a few more words. Please be more patient."
Xiaoyan kept glaring at the old man with eyes that were about to spit fire, not caring at all what we said. Finally, Xiaoyan said to the old liar: "Master, it was because of this old man that I was buried alive. I am now I'm going to kill him."
"Go ahead, go ahead, just make him lose his soul," the old liar warned and pointed at the other five shady commanders and said, "You guys make room for me. The first two of them are going to fight. Why are you so blind?" "
The five handsome men were so obedient that they kicked the old man aside: "Go away, go over there and fight him."
The old liar said with a smile: "Since you want to kick me out, have you made a plan?"
"Minato, of course we have thought about it. The five of us will go together. We will get rid of you first and then fuck your apprentices one by one. How about it? Is the plan perfect?" Hei Wuchang said
The old liar looked at Hei Wuchang with praise and said: "Well, the plan is quite good, but I may disappoint you. I have been feeling unwell recently and don't want to fight. Men, you all know that there are always a few days in a month. I feel uncomfortable, so I have to send my two apprentices out first."
Niutou said angrily: "Stone Virgin, you are so damn annoying. You are not feeling well. You are talking as if someone is feeling comfortable. To tell you the truth, mine just left. I didn't even dare to drink the cold beer yesterday." "
Leopard Tail almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood. He looked at Niu Tou helplessly and said, "Brother, he is fooling around here, can you please stop following this?"
"Originally it's just a matter of one or two sentences. Now that this guy is good enough to write more than 10,000 words, I'm convinced."
"I can't do such a dirty thing. I'll take action first. Otherwise, you two can chat till dawn."
After saying that, Leopard Tails made a move to take action.
When I saw the leopard's tail moving, I quickly stopped it loudly: "Stop"
Leopard Tail looked at me doubtfully and said, "Why do you want me to stop?"
"Because this chapter has enough words, I want to write the next chapter."
"What? Is this okay?"
"Minato, that's how funny novels are, it's so rare and weird."
