Chapter 73 Acting Skills
Hearing the old liar's very polite reply, Bai Wuchang pointed angrily at the old liar and said, "Shi Virgin, do you want to make an enemy of the entire underworld?"
Before the old liar could reply, I jumped in and said, "Your mother, who do you think you are? Can you represent the whole underworld? You think you are awesome because your surname is Bai, right?"
"You say that you are a meat horn with an inexplicable sense of superiority, and you always like to frown and act as a social conscience. You can always find some surprising things from time to time as a seemingly third-party outsider with a seemingly unique perspective. You are so smart, you are so smart.”
"You know very well what topics to avoid, and you choose them very cleverly. You will never flatter the horse's hooves. You only do the work of adding bricks and icing on the cake, and face the essential things directly, even if you kill them, you have the ability to You have a high degree of choice and strong catering ability. Although it is essentially kneeling and licking, you can control the posture very well and have a lot of self-esteem. I can't do it because you are so awesome. I guess many people can't do it."
"That's right, that's right." Xiao Lin also took over the words.
"You said you are such a pushover. You do those shameless things and always want to build a memorial for yourself. You also said that what young people like us today expect is that housing prices are very low, and then they can find jobs everywhere and have a little pressure. None? Then as long as the girl you like pursues her, it’s OK? No way? No? "
"Look at what you said, is this what people say? What? You hope that housing prices will get higher and higher and everyone will sleep on the street, right? You hope that jobs will be hard to find at all, right? Everyone will starve to death, right? ? Do you want us to live under pressure every day? Don’t we have any self-pursuit at all? Do you want us to be unable to catch up with the person we like no matter how hard we chase you? We deserve to be singles for the rest of our lives, right?"
"I don't even know what to say about you. Damn it. Later, when reporters asked you why you said such anti-human words, you even licked your face and said, oh, that was what I said two years ago. What you said was maliciously edited by someone with ulterior motives. Mom, are you the one who said it? Others maliciously edited it. How could you have edited it if you didn’t tell others? Don’t say it was said two years ago, even if it was two hundred years ago. I’m just asking you if that’s what you said?”
"You sprayed shit all over your mouth, and in the end you said that you were an innocent victim. You are really good at it! You are indeed a slut with a frown on your face."
"Isn't that right? Vice President Bai?"
After listening to Xiao Lin and I taking turns complaining, Bai Wuchang was confused. He looked at us in disbelief and asked, "Are you two little guys sick? What are you talking about? What are you talking about to me?" What does it have to do with it? What does it have to do with this novel? How come you two are helping the author make up the word count?"
Xiao Lin and I wanted to say a few more words to Bai Wuchang, but the old liar quickly stopped us and said, "Bai Wuchang's surname is not Bai, but his surname is Xie Bian. Damn it, you two are a little embarrassed."
"What? Xie Bi'an? Minato, so what? From now on you will be called Xie Bisong, I named it for you" I said nonchalantly.
Black and White Wuchang was so angry with us that he said with a bull-headed horse face: "Shi Virgin, don't go too far. We are here to act under orders. If you dare to obstruct us again, we will report to Emperor Yin."
The old liar said helplessly: "Are you blind or deaf? Did I stop you? Did I take action? Did I speak? No, I didn't do anything. These two boys said it. , what does it have to do with me?"
Xiao Lin pointed at the bull-headed horse face and asked: "Master, what are these two people who have not yet fully evolved?"
"Nutau head and horse face" the old liar replied
"Oh, it's quite impressive. Their names are based on their looks, right? The names are domineering, and they look like animals."
When Niutou Mamian heard that Xiao Lin dared to scold them in front of them, he was surprised at first, and then became extremely angry. After knowing that they had been serving as errands for so many years, no one could hold them up high. Today, someone actually dared to scold him in front of his face. It was really The leopard becomes bold after eating the heart of a bear.
Black and White Wuchang said with an indifferent expression: "Brother Niu, Brother Ma, just get used to it. No one dares to scold these idiots. Their courage is bigger than their butts. You will get used to it if you come in contact with them more." "
At this time, the man in yellow robe stepped forward and pointed at Xiao Lin and said: "Are you a bear? My name is Leopard Tail, and I am one of the top ten shady men in the underworld. I am the envoy responsible for attracting the souls of animals after their death. Now I’m telling you, your life span is over, please report back to the underworld with me.”
"What? My Yangshou is gone?" Xiao Lin asked in shock
"Yes, that's what's written in the Book of Life and Death," Leopard Tail replied.
When Xiao Lin heard this, he was so frightened that his legs went weak. He sat on the ground with a plop, looked pitifully at Leopard Tail and asked pleadingly: "My lord, can you be accommodating? I haven't lived enough yet? Is it possible?" How can I live longer?"
Leopard Wei looked at Xiao Lin with disdain and said in disgust: "No, the King of Hell asked you to die at the third watch, how could he keep you until the fifth watch?"
"What? No, then I really have to die, right?" At this time, Xiao Lin's words were already crying.
"Yes, you must die," Leopard Tail replied coldly.
Xiao Lin, who was paralyzed on the ground, couldn't help but let out an "ah" sound, and said goodbye to me and the old liar one by one in a sad voice. In the end, reluctantly, he walked up to Leopard Tail and said: "My lord, If I kill you, will I be able to live a little longer?"
Leopard Tail was startled and asked subconsciously: "What did you say?"
Hahahahahaha, the old liar, Xiao Lin and I held our stomachs and laughed loudly at the same time.
Xiao Lin said: "Senior brother, what do you think of my performance just now? Look at that big fool in yellow clothes with black spots who just believed me. Do you think he is a bit too cool?"
I said, "Xiao Lin, it's time to say it or not. Your performance just now was textbook-level. It was very classy. Really, you must have a place in the Golden Horse, Golden Statue, and Oscars."
Black and white Wuchang also let out a sigh of relief at the same time and said: "I just said that these hob meat can't be captured so easily, but they really deceived me just now. Yes, the acting was good, Xiao Lin, right? ? We are optimistic about you! From now on, the world film industry will depend on you."
"Thank you, thank you Brother Hei and Brother Bai for your encouragement."
"Here I would like to thank my senior brothers and my master. Without their careful guidance, I would not be where I am today. Also, I would like to especially thank Xiaoyan. Without her company, I might have given up long ago. Thank you, thank you to all the judges, and thank you to the audience. I am very happy to receive this award today. Thank you all, and I will work harder."
"Thank you everyone, I love you"
Except for Leopard Tail, who was still confused, everyone gave Xiao Lin a warm applause.
