Chapter 72 It’s so annoying
As the saying goes, it’s time to play and make fun, don’t mess up when it comes to business, so what is business? Of course it is to divide the elixir.
The old liar added a lot of elixirs and some random things to three apples, and refined a total of 30 super elixirs.
I take 10 pills, Xiao Lin takes 10 pills, Xiao Yan takes 10 pills, and the old liar has no feathers.
In the words of an old liar: "Although the apple given by Di Ting is good, it is no longer of much use to his level of existence."
At first, I was always skeptical of the old liar's words, thinking that he was bragging, but then I thought about it. He was able to force the Venerable Di Ting to use two layers of skills, which is enough to prove the old liar's strength.
Venerable Diting is a walking figure in the underworld. He is probably the most powerful existence besides Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Even the leader of the underworld, the Yin Emperor, must avoid his sharp edge.
In addition, the old liar has more advanced methods that he has not used yet. If the old liar had used them at that time, he would have been able to force the Venerable Di Ting to use the third level of skills.
Thinking of this, I made up my mind to practice well with the old liar, so I looked at the old liar affectionately and said, "Master, after we capture the heaven, I will definitely find you a wife. What do you think of the Queen Mother?"
The old liar yelled angrily: "You idiot, I don't need a mother. I'll leave the Queen Mother to you. I want Chang'e."
Xiao Lin impatiently interjected: "Can you two be more formal? That's the only thing that's on your mind every day."
“I’m really impressed”
"Master, what are the effects of these pills you gave us?"
The old liar retracted his toothy grin and said solemnly: "You only need to take two pills to completely refine the Tengu Neidan. By then, there will be no problem entering the second world."
"As for Xuanming, you don't have to work so hard to take 8 pills every day. Although these 10 pills can't help you completely refine the Earth Spirit Pearl, it can at least make it 10 times faster."
"As for Xiaoyan, you need to take one every other month. If I guess correctly, after you refine all 10 elixirs, you will be able to reach the realm of the Ghost King."
Xiao Lin exclaimed: "Damn it, you are so powerful, you can reach the realm of the Ghost King, but Master, what if you guessed wrong?"
The old liar glared at Xiao Lin and said, "I only guess the right things. Also, if you want to be beaten, just say so and don't keep talking to me."
Xiao Yan politely saluted the old liar and said: "Master, I will practice hard. Meeting you is really a blessing for me in my previous life."
The old liar waved his hand to express Xiaoyan’s need to be polite. I asked the old liar again: “Master, who do you think told the Venerable Di Ting that we killed the Tengu?”
Xiao Lin said: "Then you still need to ask? Of course he is a black and white man who likes to tease his wife."
The old liar nodded secretly and said: "It seems that our behavior will be more low-key in the future, and our plans will need to be more confidential."
Xiao Lin and I didn't refute, and silently approved what the old liar said.
Then we packed our bags, we left the city and continued towards Wudang Mountain.
In the evening we meditated and practiced in a clearing in the mountains.
Sudden
There were gusts of wind in the sky, and there seemed to be layers of black clouds pressing in our direction. The chill all over us could not help but increase a bit. Thick white fog rose in the sky before our eyes, and the atmosphere suddenly became gloomy.
Naturally, we also noticed something strange, but I didn't even raise my eyelids because I knew who was coming. The appearance was exactly the same as the previous text. It was copied and pasted directly by the author.
In fact, it was not only me who ignored them, but probably no one except Xiaoyan cared about the arrival of those people.
There were 6 people coming this time. They all looked ferocious and dressed in cosplay. Who are they? Who else could be there besides those two black and white guys who love to gossip about their wives?
The six people had already come to us. Seeing that we didn't care about them at all, Hei Wuchang cleared his throat in embarrassment and said "Hmm".
And we continue to practice as if we didn’t hear it. In fact, many things in the world are like this. No matter how powerful or awesome a person you face, as long as you ignore him, he is just a daddy.
Bai Wuchang couldn't stand it any longer, so he spoke first: "Shi Virgin, can you stop pretending to be a big-tailed wolf? Can't you see we're here?"
I wanted to continue to ignore them, but when I heard them calling the old liar's name, I couldn't help laughing and said: "Hey, virgin brother, what are they calling you? It seems like this Help you lose your virginity”
Xiao Lin also said: "Master, everyone has a first time. Don't be shy. This black and white one is so good. You can work energetically during the day and sleep soundly at night. Don't let these two drug sellers down." He’s so kindhearted.”
Xiao Yan, who was deeply frightened, had been trembling with fear since she saw the person coming. But when she heard the name of the old liar, she couldn't help but ask Xiao Lin next to her: "Is the master's name Shi Chunnan? In our place It was the first time that a virgin came to play with us, and he gave us red envelopes."
The old liar's face turned green and white, and he pointed at all of us present and cursed: "You uneducated scum, you know nothing. My name is Shi Chunnan, do you understand three times? The handling is not four. Voice, virginity, do you know polyphonic words? If you have nothing to do, go back and study, improve, and don’t act like a second-rate kid every day. Why are you so terrible if you are uneducated? Damn it.”
Naturally, the rest of us wouldn't listen to the old liar's excuse, but when I looked at the other four people, I couldn't help but frown. Among the six people who came, except for Black and White, there were two people, one of whom was a bull-headed man, holding a A steel fork, another person with a horse head and a human body, holding a machete with a hanging ring in his hand. Presumably these two people are the legendary top ten handsome men with bull heads and horse faces in the underworld.
There were two remaining people, one of whom was wearing a yellow robe, eight feet tall, with a strong build, a face covered with black spots, ferocious eyes and fangs, holding a cold iron steel whip, and was glaring at Xiao Lin.
The last person was nothing special. He was just a rickety old man. He was the most normal person among the six people. No, he was considered a normal ghost.
Bai Wuchang said to the old liar: "I don't care if you are a virgin or not, it has nothing to do with us. We are here to do business this time."
"Oh? What's the business?" asked the old liar
Hei Wuchang pointed at Xiaoyan and said, "We want to take this female ghost away."
"Why take her away?"
"Because he is a ghost. As long as he is a ghost, he is under our control. Why is there any need?"
"What if I don't let you?"
"Shi Virgin, please cooperate with our work."
"Cooperate with your work? Why should I cooperate with you? If everyone cooperates with your work, what else do you have to do? Can't the ghosts just go to the underworld to report? Why should I support you, a group of idlers?"
"What did you say, you said it once?"
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't say it again without missing a word, but I can probably say it once, that is, get out of here."
