Chapter 71 How to play this?
After Di Ting left, Xiao Lin dripped four apples and said to the old liar: "Master, you said that the Venerable Di Ting was too arrogant. He caused such harm to us and just threw us away with a few broken apples. This is Don’t you take us too seriously?”
The old liar replied: "Xiao Lin, I always thought you were pretending to be stupid, but I never thought you were really stupid! You don't have to use your pig brain to think carefully. What can the things given by the Venerable Listening Master be? Ordinary things?"
"Isn't it just Apple? Is there anything different?" Xiao Lin was still confused.
The old liar pointed at Xiao Lin's unenlightened elm head and said: "The shit you poop is called shit, and the shit that gods poop is called angels. How can they be the same?"
"Oh, Master, if you want to give an example, just give it a good example. Why are you doing so?"
The old liar rolled his eyes at Xiao Lin, took the apple, took out one and divided it into two halves: "Send half to your senior brother, and the old liar will eat the other half directly."
After a while, I ran up to the old liar and said, "Master, this apple is really magical. After eating it, my injuries are not only healed, but my cultivation seems to have improved as well."
"Of course, can Buddhist things be inferior?"
"What the hell? This thing can enhance your cultivation. Get me one quickly." Xiao Lin jumped up and down like a big monkey, trying to grab the apple from the old liar's hand.
The old liar stopped him and said: "Why are you in such a hurry? It would be too wasteful to eat this holy thing directly. I will refine the remaining three apples into elixirs. This will not only absorb well, but also take effect quickly. Do you understand?" ?”
In a remote forest on the outskirts of the city.
The old liar was refining elixirs on the side, while the three of us were chatting together.
Xiao Yan said: "Normally, I see you master and apprentice always making jokes together, with no integrity at all, but I didn't expect that you would sacrifice your lives for each other when encountering danger."
I quickly interrupted Xiaoyan and said: "Don't get me wrong, I will not give my life for any of you. I just wanted to prove what level of cultivation I had reached, so I punched the old liar that moment, but I didn’t expect Venerable Di Ting to be so strong. Damn it, to be honest, I still regret my impulsiveness at that time. If I was given another chance to come back, I would help the old liar."
Xiaoyan asked with a confused look: "What about brother Xiao Lin?"
"Oh, of course I am just for fun. You said that all the senior brothers are helping the master as a boxer. I can't just watch! It would be okay if they are all dead, but if they are not dead and I don't take action, then I will be passive. Is it okay? Then how can I still hang out in this team in the future? To put it bluntly, I am just trying to scare you and listen carefully. If you really want me to blow myself up, then you are thinking blindly. I have no idea. So stupid, Minato”
I asked Xiaoyan again: "Xiaoyan, weren't you brave at that time?"
Xiao Yan was at a loss for words. She didn't know what to say and could only hesitantly say: "I...I saw how the atmosphere was heightened at that time. It's not good if I don't do something. You all acted so well." Okay, I will follow suit, it’s a little exaggerated, a little exaggerated.”
At this time, the old liar put the refined elixir in front of us and said, "Tell me what you guys are good at?"
"One is holding my punches, one is about to blow himself up, and the other is crying and kneeling down to beg for mercy."
"Are you stupid? I have lived for more than three hundred years, don't I have some tricks to save my life and escape?"
"With your emotional drama, it makes me seem like I don't have the ability to escape."
"Let me tell you, if you hadn't dragged me down, I would have given up a long time ago. Do you still have to be so embarrassed? Minato!"
After the old liar finished speaking, everyone fell silent. In fact, each of them knew what they were really thinking at the time, but they were too embarrassed to say it clearly. After all, this is a funny novel, so there are no emotional scenes that make the goosebumps fall all over the place. If it really happened For emotional scenes, it has to be "bang bang bang".
At this moment, I suddenly remembered something and said: "Master, didn't you say you wanted to send a message to Master? What should I do now? Can you withdraw it?"
The old liar said nonchalantly: "It was true when I said that I would leave part of my spiritual consciousness to your master, but that part of my spiritual consciousness will not be found by your master until I die. Now that I am not dead, I am still worried. What an old duck you are?"
Xiao Lin asked again: "Master, is that Venerable Listening strong?"
"Of course he is stronger. He is the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is originally a Buddha, but he himself has made a great wish to save all the evil ghosts in hell. As the saying goes, you will not become a Buddha until hell is empty. , this is what he said, so he voluntarily became a Bodhisattva."
"As the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, it is also a Bodhisattva-level existence. You should know what level Bodhisattva is, right?"
"Just like the eighteen Arhats that we are familiar with, such as subduing dragons and subduing tigers, they are only at the level of Arhats and are far from being Bodhisattvas."
"You all know Zhu Bajie. After he converted to Buddhism, he was granted the title of Purifying Altar Envoy, which is similar to that of Arhat."
"Do you think it is too strong for the Lord to listen to you?"
"Ah? I didn't expect Venerable Di Ting to be so strong," Xiao Lin exclaimed.
But Random asked the old liar a very pointed question. Xiao Lin asked: "Master, you said that Master Diting is so strong, why do you still want to be a mount for others?"
The old liar chuckled and said, "It's very simple for you. I'll beat you to death in a moment. You go to the underworld to find Di Ting himself. Don't you know why by asking him yourself?"
I also glared at Xiao Lin and said, "I really don't know how the brain circuit of this stupid bear like you is. You only care about useless problems. Why do you care about other people's business? You don't know that many people in this world are like this." Do you have many strange hobbies? Are you stupid?"
I smiled and asked the old liar again: "Master, do you think that when we go to Heaven to change the rules of Heaven, will Buddhism help Heaven?"
The old liar pondered for a while and said: "I don't know whether Buddhism will help the Heavenly Palace, but you can learn from what happened when Sun Wukong caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace."
"What? That's because Ke Ding helped, wipe it off."
"Master, you said last time that there are more than 10 million people in heaven plus hell. Does this include Buddhism?"
"Of course not. Buddhism is a separate unit. The three powers belong to it and are not subject to local restrictions."
"It's over, the number of enemies has increased to 20 million, how can we still play this?" I sat on the ground frustrated.
Seeing my depressed look, the old liar asked earnestly: "Xuan Ming, what's wrong with you? Don't be discouraged. You need to stand up?"
Xiao Lin also asked: "Brother, what are you thinking about? Are you afraid of a bird?"
"I'm thinking about how to tie up you restless elements and hand them over to heaven. I'll play with two fairies instead."
