Chapter 68 Meeting an old classmate
The old liar stepped forward and said: "Look at your ghostly aura, you have destroyed so many lives to satisfy your personal perverted desires. If I guess correctly, you are using the evil method of Bu Tianshou, right?"
"What is Bu Tian Shou?" I quickly asked the master
"Bu Tian Shou is a kind of unscrupulous evil art. It requires swallowing three souls and seven souls of strangers to replenish one's own longevity, so as to achieve the effect of immortality."
"Master, can you tell how many people he has devoured?"
"No, but definitely not less."
Chen Bin said with a smile: "Not many, not many, only one a month, only 12 a year."
My jaw dropped in shock and I said: "What? One a month is not more? How many lives have you destroyed? One a month, your aunt is very punctual, your endocrine system is quite normal, you"
"There's nothing I can do. I've been using this technique since I got seriously ill fifty years ago. Don't tell me it's really effective. You see, I'm only in my forties now. In fact, I'm I’m over a hundred years old, hahaha, I’m a little embarrassed.”
"Damn, you pervert, master, you can't spare him. This guy is so inhumane. You must fuck him." I said angrily to the old liar.
But Chen Bin said disapprovingly: "Oh! Don't do this or that as soon as you come up. We have something to talk about. As long as you don't meddle in other people's business, I will give you as much money and beauty as you want."
Xiao Lin, the old liar and I became even more angry when we heard this. We blushed and yelled at the same time: "How much money can you give me? What level are all the beauties?"
Xiao Yan behind him staggered and fell to the ground. In Chen Bin's mind, a group of cattle and sheep also ran past.
"I'll give you as much as you want. I'll give you whatever the beauties want. I'll satisfy you all," Chen Bin said with a successful look on his face.
"Wait a moment, we masters will discuss it carefully."
After a while, the old liar said: "I want Mr. Ao, Ozawa, Sakurai, Hato, Oishi, and Hashina."
I said: "I want Xinru and Bingbing. I want both Bingbing, Jingwen, Quanquan, Yuanyuan and Xinling."
Xiao Lin said: "Except for Xiao Yan, just do what they did and give me a batch of them."
Chen Bin said with a wicked smile: "Is this enough?"
I asked the old liar: "Master, do we need these enough?"
The old liar thought for a while and said, "It seems to be almost done, but I still feel like something is missing?"
Xiao Lin directly interjected: "The fate of this person named Chen Bin is missing. No need to think about it, I have convinced you both."
The old liar and I suddenly understood and said "Oh" at the same time, nodded and said: "That's right."
Chen Bin immediately became reluctant and said: "Your mother, you three, why don't you three try my best? I'm trying to persuade you but you just don't listen, right? Okay, then don't blame me for being angry, right?"
"Is he going to tear himself apart? What do we need that thing for? Salad pig face?" Xiao Lin asked me doubtfully
I told Xiao Lin impatiently: "What he means is that he will also say something disgusting and disgusting to us, and then the old liar will say some high-sounding and positive empty words, and finally we will start fighting again."
"Isn't this how all reality, novels, movies, and TV series are performed? It's all a routine, and it can't be wrong."
Sure enough, Chen Bin said: "You still have the nerve to say that I harmed the people, and you are the only one, right? If I'm not wrong, this stupid big guy is a bear turned into a spirit."
"And the woman in the back is a ghost, right? She dares to wander around in broad daylight. She must have used a secret method to forcibly open her spiritual consciousness, right?"
"And you brat, you shouldn't be from the third world. You are the most shameless one. You still want two Bingbings. Don't you fucking know that one Bingbing has been banned? You let Where should I find them? I didn’t even think about asking for two, but you still want two, Minato, you’re so shameless.”
"The thing that pisses me off the most is you, little old man. You still want Teacher Cang? Don't you know that Teacher Cang is married? He has become a good man and you still care about him. How shameless are you? Besides, Teacher Cang is mine. Teacher Enlightenment, what can I give you? Silly!"
"Teacher Cang is also my first teacher," Xiao Lin said first.
"Me too" I said
The old liar poked his foot sheepishly and said, "Me too."
Chen Bin laughed loudly and said: "Since we are all Teacher Cang's students, why don't we give a shit? Isn't this nonsense? We are all old classmates. For Teacher Cang's sake, let's just forget about it. "
"No, you use magic to harm innocent creatures. As a member of the Taoist sect, how can I do nothing? Even if we are classmates, I must fuck you today."
"Senior brother, what you said is indeed correct. Master has started to be positive again."
After finishing speaking, the old liar suddenly punched Chen Bin in the chest. Chen Bin was also in a hurry and could easily get away with it.
The old liar missed his punch and said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to have two more punches, but only two, not much."
"Isn't it much? Then I'll give you some more."
I saw Chen Bin flying up in the air, without any shoes on. From top to bottom was a big foot, and he greeted the old liar in the face. Chen Bin's movements were very fast. This kick made a sound of breaking wind and strong athlete's foot, and was about to penetrate the old liar. In the mouth of a liar.
Naturally, the old liar was not a vegetarian. He did not hide or dodge. He opened his mouth wide, showed his fangs, and bit Chen Bin's foot with a "click".
At that time, Xiao Lin and Xiao Yan and I were disgusted: "Master, you are really like that. You dare to bite such stinky feet. Don't you think it's dirty?"
Xiao Lin said: "Master, I heard that athlete's foot is contagious. Don't give me a mouthful of athlete's foot when the time comes. Isn't that fucked up?"
Xiao Yan also said: "Master, I can smell his stinky feet from so far away. Since you dare to put it in your mouth, you are really a loyal lover of stinky tofu. Brother Xiao Lin, I can tell you, Master's You can’t learn this trick, or I’ll ignore you.”
Chen Bin never expected that the old liar would do this. He kicked his legs in pain and cursed: "Old man, let go of me quickly. Have you brushed your teeth? I'm afraid you have bad breath. I wiped it. Are you there?" My feet are infected.”
The old liar didn't care about that. He took Chen Bin's big smelly foot in his mouth and shook it hard. His movements and expressions were so scary.
It's both cruel and disgusting.
Now Chen Bin wants to die. How can this be a fight? This is completely sadomasochism. Now, this is it.
Chen Bin really had no choice but to use his other foot to hook the old liar's neck and push forward. The old liar reluctantly let go of his mouth under the influence of inertia.
But Chen Bin was happy for less than three seconds when he discovered sadly that his feet were freed, but now he was holding the old liar's head between his legs, and his penis was exposed to the old liar's fangs. under.
Chen Bin looked at the old liar in horror and said, "You're not really going to bite me, are you?"
The old liar smiled evilly and said, "What do you think?"
