Chapter 64 Enlightenment
After a long time, I recovered my consciousness sleepily, and Xiao Lin also stretched his waist and muttered: "It feels good."
At this time, the old liar hurriedly ran over and asked: "How is it? What did you realize?"
"I didn't realize anything, I just had a full sleep," Xiao Lin said carelessly.
"What? I asked you to understand the technique. Since you dare to sleep, don't you want to kill you?" After the old liar said this, he stepped forward and beat Xiao Lin.
When I saw this, I didn't hide aside and watch the show. Instead, I stopped the old liar and said, "Master, you can't blame me for sleeping. The main reason is that the first level of this technique is too brainwashing."
"Every inch of time means every inch of gold. There are so many tomorrows and tomorrows. Oh my god. To put it bluntly, it's all kinds of brainwashing and all kinds of chicken soup. That guy just said one sentence to understand the applause."
"That's it, that's it, what the hell, you said seizing today is better than two tomorrows. Seizing today, relying on tomorrow as little as possible, time is life and time is money? I also used him to say, I myself Don’t you know? It’s like a pyramid scheme. Why didn’t he say he wanted to succeed and went crazy first? I’ll just go to Burma to get some kidneys.” Xiao Lin also agreed with my statement and despised it.
After listening to our story, the old liar fell directly on his back and shouted in pain: "God, what mistake did I make? You want to punish me like this? You gave me two such weird apprentices. Don't do it." Is it okay to torture me like this? Isn’t it okay if I’m wrong?”
Seeing the old liar like this, Xiao Lin gently pulled me and said, "Brother, aren't we against God? Why did Master admit his mistake to God?"
"Oh, don't pay attention to him. He's a mental patient. He's always shocked and has no self-cultivation at all."
ten minutes later.
Xiao Lin and I were swollen into pig heads and knelt down in front of the old liar. The old liar said sadly: "Do you think you two can let me live for a few more years? What is the name of this first-level technique?" , have you forgotten? Don’t wait any longer. The white-haired young man’s head is full of sorrow.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Time. Do you understand time? "
"You must first understand the importance of time before you can understand the true meaning of the first level. Only by understanding it first can you practice well in the first level, and practicing in the first level is more than ten times faster than practicing outside. To put it bluntly, one hour of your practice there is equivalent to ten hours of regular practice, do you understand?"
"So amazing" Xiao Lin exclaimed
"Master, if you calculate it this way, one year of practicing in the "Sunflower Book" is equivalent to ten years of ordinary practice. Then you are more than three hundred years old, haven't you been practicing for more than three thousand years? Isn't this a bit too exaggerated"
"What an exaggeration. Didn't you see that there are still people who have practiced meditation for more than three thousand years after meditating for one hour? Don't act like a bumpkin who has never seen the world at all." I answered.
Xiao Lin asked again: "Senior brother, who can meditate for one hour and practice for more than three thousand years?"
“Damn, it’s written in an online novel, who else could it be?”
"I can finally see that you two really don't want to live anymore. Okay, then I will help you." The old liar's voice sounded sinisterly in Xiao Lin and I's ears.
Xiao Lin and I were so frightened that we knew we were going to be beaten again this time.
"Brother Xuanming, brother Xiao Lin, have you finished practicing?" Xiaoyan's voice came from the woods.
How could Xiao Lin and I miss this opportunity? We quickly stood up and waved to Xiaoyan and said, "We are done practicing. Come over here quickly. If you come over, Master will be embarrassed to hit us."
When Xiaoyan came to us, I was the first to realize something was wrong and asked: "Xiaoyan, why are you not afraid of Sanguang anymore?"
"That's right. It seems like your skin is shiny too?" Xiao Lin also asked
Xiao Yan smiled sweetly and said: "Master helped me. When you were practicing, Master forcibly instilled part of his soul power into me, and sealed all the ghost points in my body to prevent the erosion of the three lights. Now, except that I can’t smell and can’t breathe, everything else is just like normal people.”
"So you also have human feelings?" Xiao Lin asked excitedly
"Of course. I pinched myself just now and it hurt."
"Really? That's great, Xiaoyan, let's go into the treasure bag and chat."
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you thinking about, you stupid bear? Can you put your dirty thoughts back? There are two people standing here? Can't you see? Just set up a tent in broad daylight "You are very energetic." I scoffed at Xiao Lin.
Xiao Lin was not to be outdone and said: "Brother, what are you thinking? I want to go into the treasure bag with Xiaoyan and teach her to breathe. You said that a living person can't breathe. What if someone else observes it?" Aren’t you going to scare people? So I have to teach her, understand? My thoughts are very simple.”
Seeing that Xiao Lin and I started bickering again, the old liar sighed helplessly and said: "I'm going to continue on my way. You three can follow if you want. Don't force me if you don't want to. Really, I really don't force. ,goodbye"
The next day, we came to a city. This was the first time in more than a year that I saw so many people. It was really a sea of people, bustling with people, fireworks and fireworks, and I never wanted to leave.
When you come to the city, what is the most important thing? Of course it's shopping. I have to get myself a set of decent clothes and be youthful and energetic.
As for money, of course it was an old liar who had spent almost no money in the past three hundred years, and money was the most useless thing in the treasure bag.
Listen to how crazy this is. Money is the most useless thing. Jack Ma doesn't even dare to say that. He is an old liar but he dares to speak like this so brazenly. Give me a mace and I will strangle him to death.
Needless to say, Xiaoyan, a white T-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and a small hairpin are all beautiful things.
The old liar chose a retro Tang suit for himself. Don't tell me, just wearing this suit on the old liar is exactly the same as the shroud worn by the dead man. A quick look at it will shock you. I don't know. I thought some crematorium hadn't noticed the corpse fraud.
I have to stay away from him, this is too shameful.
Of course, the one who is more awesome is Xiao Lin. I don’t know which part of this guy’s tendons are wrong. He has a suit, a slicked back haircut, and a pair of eyes.
He ran over and asked, "Brother, do you think I look like Chow Yun-fat now?"
I said, "It's not like that. I think you look like a senior karate master."
"Who is the senior brother of Karate Duan Shui Shui?"
"The one who cried when he was beaten by Stephen Chow"
"Oh, he deserves it."
Just like that, the four of us walked domineeringly on the street, attracting countless people's attention. Needless to say, I am young and handsome in a hip-hop outfit. Needless to say, Xiaoyan is sexy and charming. Xiao Lin wears a whole suit to cover up maggots in the summer. , and others didn’t dare to ask more questions. The old liar was just a domestic version of the walking dead. Others were hiding from him. To put it simply, he said: “Let’s talk about it in the next chapter.”
