Chapter 62: The first level: Don’t wait, the white-haired young man’s head is full of sorrow
After planning the route, we walked out of the primeval forest. Although we no longer had to be savages, the old liar still urged Xiao Lin and I to practice the "Sunflower Book" as soon as possible. Naturally, Xiao Lin and I did not dare to neglect.
So I took out the book and flipped to the first level. I just took one look and was instantly petrified. What is this? I couldn't believe my eyes.
I looked at the old liar again, and the old liar snorted arrogantly and said: Isn't it amazing, is it profound, is it awesome and proud?
In fact, compared to the words I read, what made me more excited was the old liar’s expression that he didn’t deserve a beating. He was ignorant, poor, smug, and a little bit ambitious. In short, you want to do it when you see it. He has no reason, after all, none of us are spoiled children.
After reading a few words about the first level, I had a bad feeling, but I still mustered up the courage to go to the second level, then the third level, until the end.
After reading it, I gently closed the book, tried my best to calm down my inner urge to hit someone, and said to the old liar in a serious and kind voice: "Master, are you sure this secret book was handed down by our ancestor during the Western Zhou Dynasty?" Is it? Didn’t you buy it from a street stall last week?"
"Humph", of course this is the supreme book passed down by the ancestor, what? Is there a problem? Let me warn you, don't make complaints about it as soon as I take out a treasure. If you don't understand it yourself, it only shows your ignorance.
"What? I'm ignorant? How dare you say I'm ignorant?"
"Okay, then I'll have a good chat with you. Do you listen?"
"Come, see for yourself what is written on this first level?"
"First level: Don't wait any longer. The young man's head will be empty and full of sorrow."
"Brother, if I remember correctly, this is Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong""
"Second level: Heaven moves vigorously, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement."
"This seems to be the Book of Changes"
"Third level: There will be strong winds and breaking waves, so you can hang up your sails and sail across the sea."
"Oh no, this is Li Bai's fucking poem"
"Fourth level: The terrain is kun, and a gentleman carries his wealth with kindness."
"The fourth layer and the second layer should be the same sentence, right? Why did you take them apart?"
"Fifth level: Fighting three thousand miles with one body, one sword has defeated a million divisions."
"This is a poem by Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty, right? He broke a million with one sword. You are so bloody, aren't you?"
"Sixth level: Si Xu's ninth-level true dragon appears and wipes out all the ancient beings."
"This is a poem by Du Fu. It describes painting. What's going on? Do you know that you are not good at studying and want to major in art?"
"Seventh level: When autumn comes on September 8th, I will kill all the flowers after they bloom."
"This is another poem from the Tang Dynasty, right? It's also a poem about rebellion. Did you know that Brother Song Jiang just quoted Huang Chao's name and almost got slapped? If he got slapped, how could there be three women with him? The story of one hundred and five men, how can there be his extra chapter "Jin Ping Mei", and how can there be current film and television works, which are still 3D! They are called meat or futon."
"Eighth level: The roc rises with the wind in one day and soars ninety thousand miles."
"Oh, it's Li Bai's poem again. Don't you know that this guy likes to brag after he becomes mentally ill after drinking? Why don't you compose two poems?"
"Ninth level: If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old, and the right path of the world will be vicissitudes of life."
"This sentence is very good. What great men create is different, Gaga Yigas"
"The most annoying thing is this tenth floor: it's blank, there's nothing."
"You said it's fine that you found a shabby book on a street stall to trick me and Xiao Lin, but can you use some snacks and take a good look at them when you sell them? Why did you cut corners and didn't finish the writing? There's a whole piece of white paper on it. What's on it? Is it a calculation paper?"
"This stupid author is still a eunuch. It's a mess and can't be edited anymore. It's a mess. He may be overthinking it. Only people with dementia like you will buy this book, as long as they can add and subtract within ten. I won’t even buy it”
"Also, the poems in this book only appeared after the ancestor disappeared. You said it was passed down by the ancestor. Do you think I would believe it? I am an educated person, you can't fool me. mine"
The old liar sighed and said remorsefully: "I should have let you drop out of school when you were in the fourth grade, but I was soft-hearted and let you go to the sixth grade. Now you have become a cultural person, and you have to refute everything. It’s really hard to be serious, it’s all my fault.”
"Alas, it's impossible to reason with an educated person like you. I can't reason with you either. It seems that I can only use force. Only in this way can I make you calm down. Xuan Ming, are you ready? ?"
"What? It's okay, you old liar. If you have something to say, please say it. Don't use knives or guns as soon as you come up, okay? I'm still a child."
"It hits you and it hurts my heart. Just bear it for a while. It will be over in a while."
"Go away, why didn't I see you feeling sad? You clearly can't hold back your laughter. Don't think I don't know."
"Ah, no!"
half an hour later
The old liar asked very gently: "Xuanming, do you still have any doubts about the treasure book left by the ancestor?"
I immediately replied: "No, not at all. The "Sunflower Book" is really what it is. The founder is not an ordinary cannon. It must have been known for five hundred years before and ten thousand years later. I am narrow-minded and my pattern is too small. Grandmaster Niu, "Sunflower Collection" X, together they are Niu Xia."
After listening to my words, the old liar nodded with satisfaction. At this time, Xiao Lin, who had been watching the excitement, also said: "Brother, that's right. How can you suspect that the master bought the book last week? Last week. Aren’t we always in the virgin forest? Where did the market come from? If you have to doubt it, you have to suspect that he bought it last year. Isn’t this reasonable?”
Old liar: "Xiao Lin, is your skin itchy too?"
Me: "Xiao Lin, if you can shut up, try not to talk. My wounds hurt when I smile. Thank you."
"I'm really too lazy to talk nonsense with you two, hurry up and practice the first level of "Sunflower Book", and don't force me to take action again."
I asked: "Master, how do we practice? First recite the entire "Man Jiang Hong" and then write it down for you to mark? Is it a penalty to write a wrong word a hundred times?"
"I was so angry with you two that I forgot all about this. Listen up, you two fools. Just inject your soul power into the first level of the book and practice in the direction you perceive. , and furthermore, it is normal for you to have doubts about the "Sunflower Book". Each level of this book has been revised by the ancestors of the past generations. It is only because the original book was too profound that the ancestors were afraid that future generations of disciples would not be able to understand it. Slightly modified by Ichina Nai”
"Also, our supreme book has different cultivation methods for different people, so what you two learn and feel are different. Only after you have completed the first level can you unlock the second level, do you understand? "
After hearing what the old liar said, I smiled helplessly, changing my mind? I'm afraid that everything has been changed, right? Are all our ancestors comedians? The plot of unlocking the second level after practicing the first level is very good. If you say that it is not adapted from the game, I will not believe it to death, but what can Xiao Lin and I do? We can only practice obediently, who says we don’t have the right to speak?
After Xiao Lin and I received the instructions, we released our soul power and injected it into the book.
Seeing that we had fallen into trance, the old liar tapped the treasure bag to call out Xiao Yan. After a gust of breeze, Xiao Yan, who was confused, appeared immediately. Before Xiao Yan could ask about the situation, the old liar took advantage of the situation and placed it between her eyebrows. Xiao Yan instantly Lying to the ground like mud.
After completing a series of operations, the old liar showed a satisfied smile, and then moved his hands up and down Xiaoyan's body...
