Chapter 61: Trouble? Then fuck him!
Xiao Lin laughed wildly for a while and then said: "Damn it, I just killed a dog. What's the big deal? Even if his ancestors want to seek revenge from me, so what, will I be afraid of him? Impossible."
"Didn't you just hit me and I hit you when you came out? Just kill me. It's no big deal. Besides, I promised Xiaoyan that I wouldn't let her get any harm again. That stupid dog actually If you dare to hit Xiaoyan, I must deal with him."
"I will kill any of the descendants of Venerable Di Ting, what the hell!"
"And the most important point is that that stupid dog has killed people. This is the master's bottom line. If I don't destroy him, who will he destroy? The master once said that no matter what gods and monsters are, as long as they kill people, they will never be allowed to stay."
After Xiao Lin made an impassioned speech, he immediately glanced at the old liar secretly.
After hearing this, the old liar slapped his thigh and looked at Xiao Lin with admiration and said: "Good! You are worthy of being my disciple. Yes, we cultivators should go up to the sky and step down to the earth, put the people first, and not be afraid of power. , what fucking gods, ghosts, demons, and Buddhas are all over the sky, as long as they dare to take the lives of ordinary people without taking them seriously, then we have to kill them."
"Everything coexists in heaven and earth. Why should they be superior to others, live forever and accept offerings, and then ignore the people's life and death? His uncle! If you get used to his bad temper, just fuck him and it's over."
After Xiao Lin received a positive response from the old liar, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that he had made the right bet.
I came to Xiao Lin and said, "Junior brother, is this the last sentence of your heroic words the only thing you want to say the most?"
"Oh, senior brother, it's good that you know, don't act blindly."
In fact, the old liar is just such a person. He usually speaks and does things in a careless manner, but he is a person with a very bottom line, and no one can cross his bottom line, and any violator will be killed.
"Master, what if Venerable Tingting really comes to trouble us?"
"Not for the time being. That Venerable Tingting is a Buddhist eminent monk after all. Buddhism emphasizes the cycle of cause and effect and the equality of all living beings. When he learns that the Tengu has been killed, he will definitely investigate the ins and outs of the matter before making a decision."
"If he still wants to avenge the tengu after he discovers that he is killing living beings, then I am not a vegetarian. Even if I can't beat him, I still have to make him shed his skin."
"Just because the bad guy has a strong background, you can't just let him do whatever he wants and cause trouble to all living beings, grandma! Others may have such scruples, but I don't. If I don't meet him, forget it. If I meet him, even if the King of Heaven comes, I will do it. Pluck a few of his beards.”
"If you don't have any blood at all, how dare you change the rules of heaven? Just love whoever you want, and that's it!"
I sincerely gave the old liar a thumbs up and said, "Master, you are really awesome and a man, but I really want to know, how do you survive to this day when you are so crazy?"
"Minato, wasn't your master protecting me in the past? Also, if you think I'm crazy, that's because you haven't met your master yet. She's much crazier than me. Compared with her, I'm just a piece of cake."
Damn it, it seems that we Secrecy Faction are all a group of uninhibited, indulgent and freedom-loving people. I think with their temperament, even without the death of the Grandmaster, they will not make it easier for Heaven. They are obviously a group of unsettled elements. So this is.
After chatting, Xiao Lin asked the old liar: "Master, what are we going to do next?"
"Go to the barrier leading to the second world..."
"What? Go now? Senior brother and I haven't refined the inner elixir yet?"
"Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, can't you wait until I finish speaking before interrupting? Are you too anxious to speak?"
"I'm too excited, I can't control it. Master, please continue talking," Xiao Lin said with a smile.
"The entrance to the second world is at the Golden Summit of Wudang Mountain"
I blurted out in shock: "Is it Wudang Mountain in Hubei?"
The old liar looked at me angrily and said, "Yes! Why, you know it again?"
"Oh, of course I know. Wudang Mountain is in Shiyan City, Hubei Province. The Golden Summit is located on the top of Wudang Mountain at 1,612 meters. It was built in the Ming Dynasty and was ordered by Emperor Yongle, a Taoist fan."
"Whenever there is thunder on the Golden Dome, you can see the eternal wonder of the Thunder Fire Alchemy Palace. Inside the Golden Dome, there is an ever-bright lamp that will last for six hundred years, and outside the cliff there is a peach tree that will not rot for seven hundred years. The sword and the best incense in the world, the incense of the dragon's head."
"Holy crap, is it so magical? Senior brother, are all these things you said true? Also, what is the Thunder Fire Alchemy Palace?"
"The Thunder and Fire Alchemy Palace is the Golden Palace of Taihe Palace in Wudang Mountain. It is made of copper and gold from top to bottom. During the rainy season, thunder and lightning will hit the golden roof, creating thunder and fire, which will appear on the golden roof. A disk-like fireball hovered at the top of the Golden Palace, thunder boomed, the sky was filled with red light, and the Golden Palace was dazzling."
“When thunder, fire, lightning, and rain interact with each other, it looks like a heavenly palace descending from a distance. It is sacred, solemn, and magnificent. It is truly an eternal wonder.”
"On the other hand, the Golden Palace has not been damaged at all. Instead, it is even more golden. After hundreds of years, it is still as brilliant as new."
"Ah! It's so amazing! Senior brother, I can't wait to watch it."
"Uh...well, you can't seem to see this."
"Why?"
"Because as early as more than ten years ago, an expert proposed to protect the Golden Palace and installed lightning rods on and around the Golden Dome to prevent the Golden Dome from coming into contact with lightning, so no one has ever seen the wonders of the Thunder Fire Alchemy Palace. "
"However, this move by the experts, you don't have to think about it, is definitely counterproductive. Not only is the Golden Palace not better protected, but it is becoming more dull and rusty, and the cliff base supporting the Golden Palace has become loose and unbearable. Now, except for a little bit of gold that can be seen at the top of the Golden Palace, when you go there, you can only see a gray copper-mercury building."
After hearing what I said, Xiao Lin was very angry: "Brother, it's not me who said that these experts now have nothing to do every day. Are they all full of food? They suggest this and that every day. Apart from doing business, there is no such thing as them." Don’t dare to do it”
I laughed and said, "Junior brother, what you said is wrong. Those experts are just talking nonsense and making random suggestions. This is not hateful or scary. The most hateful thing is that even though the experts' suggestions are over, some people actually believe them and implement them." It’s very thorough, who do you think is scary and who is the most hateful?”
"I don't care who is right or wrong, I only know that it is ordinary people who suffer in the end."
"Rub it!" Xiao Lin and I simultaneously raised our middle fingers to those indifferent experts.
Only then did Xiao Lin and I realize that the old liar was looking at us with a gloomy look. It's over! I was trying to steal his words again, so I consciously took a few steps back.
Xiao Lin really had no eyesight at all, and said to the old liar in confusion: "Master, what's wrong with you? Why are you looking like this? Do you also have hemorrhoids? Did your senior brother infect you with hemorrhoids? I haven't heard that hemorrhoids can also happen. Can it be contagious?”
The old liar couldn't bear it anymore. He grabbed Xiao Lin and rubbed him: "Infectious? Minato! I'll let you get it too, Minato! Let you talk nonsense, let you talk too much, let you answer the question, Minato, I will do it today Smash your Adam's apple and make you mute, so you don't have to buzz around like a green bean fly all day long."
