Chapter 60 It seems that we have encountered trouble
After Xiao Lin and I fooled around for a while, we went to practice separately.
Looking at the vast night and the stars, I have a lot of longing in my heart. I miss your face. I can pretend not to see it, or I can secretly... Erase, why did you add the lyrics?
Thinking about the experience of more than a year, it seems as unrealistic as sleepwalking. In this era of rapid development of modern civilization and science and technology taking over everything, I actually did the opposite and practiced martial arts. You would say this if I hadn't experienced it myself. Even I don't believe it myself.
I can confidently say that the bizarre events I have experienced would only happen in fantasy movies and TV series and novels about cultivating immortals, but I have actually experienced them because this is a fucking novel.
If one day someone suddenly says to you, I think you are a unique cultivation genius with your amazing bones, please don’t think he is crazy, and don’t panic, because there are still many things in this world that you cannot understand. Just because something exists and you don't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, so please be kind to him. If he wants to take this opportunity to sell you something, please don't hesitate and just call the police. This guy is definitely a liar.
Thinking about the past and the present, I kept thinking about it, so I came up with the idea that I want to write a book. The name of the book is "I Change the Rules of Heaven". I want to record all my experiences and pass them on to future generations. Think about it or Forget it, as long as it can be circulated on the Internet.
After thinking wildly for a while, I fell into a deep sleep, thinking that it would be great if I could see Xinru in my dream, and it would be even better if something indescribable could happen.
early morning.
The old liar woke us up and made arrangements for the next step of work. The specific reasons are as follows:
First: I want to refine the Earth Spirit Pearl as quickly as possible.
Second: Xiao Lin will also refine the Tengu Neidan from today on.
Third: We should practice the "Sunflower Book" in our free time
Fourth: Due to the constant adventures that Xiao Lin and I have, the plan of penance may have to be shortened and the plan to go to the second world should be advanced.
Fifth: The above four points must be exceeded. If anyone is lagging behind, he will be expelled from the division and disappear.
The old liar finished speaking in one breath, and when he saw no reaction from either of us, he hummed softly, "Uh-huh!"
Xiao Lin and I understood each other and clapped quickly, and the old liar nodded with satisfaction.
Xiao Lin asked: "Master, why are we going to the second world? Could that rebellious person be a person from the second world?"
"No, the master once predicted that people of destiny can only appear in the third world, and I take you to the second world for two reasons. The first is to let you see what it means that there are people outside the world, and there is heaven outside the world. The second thing is that I suspect that your master is also in the second world. We have not been in contact for more than ten years, and I am a little worried."
I asked again: "Master, which method should we use to go to the second world? Should we wait for the conference that happens every sixty years, or should we go directly to the space lawful ones for a duel?"
"Of course it's the second one. If you don't go through the green channel, who is waiting in line to draw the lottery number?"
"Oh, then I understand. In other words, if Xiao Lin and I fail in the challenge, we will just finish it off."
"If you don't want to go offline early, hurry up and refine the Earth Spirit Pearl. Don't be so weird here, like a coward, and have no confidence at all."
I was speechless by the old liar. Thinking about it, I have a great chance to obtain the Earth Spirit Pearl, so I should practice hard. So I said to Xiao Lin and the old liar: "You guys talk first, I will practice "
Xiao Lin said contemptuously: "Forget it, senior brother, don't be passionate for three minutes. Let's chat for a while. Don't worry about it when you come back to interrupt when we talk about a topic you are interested in."
"Fuck, Xiao Lin, what the hell do you mean? What you said seems to make sense."
The old liar looked at me disdainfully and said, "Is this for you?"
"what is this?"
"This is a powerful pill made from the inner elixir of the four monsters: jackals, tigers and leopards. If you eat it, you will have magical powers."
"If you eat it, you won't turn into a werewolf, right?"
"Become your sister. This elixir can speed up your refining of the Earth Spirit Pearl, and can also enhance the ability of the black vortex. In short, you have to improve your cultivation in the shortest possible time. Don't do it day by day.
Happy, but full of dirty thoughts."
This one belongs to Xiao Lin. The old liar handed Xiao Lin another pill.
"Master, is this the Tengu inner elixir?"
"Yes, this is the Tengu inner elixir that I have processed. Although the Tengu's cultivation level is not too high, it has the blood of ancient alien beasts flowing in its blood. It is still very difficult for you to refine it, so I He was refined into elixirs, which are more suitable for you to refine."
When it comes to Tengu, I asked the old liar: "Master, that Tengu was killed by us. What if his ancestors seek revenge from us?"
"No, if you want to talk, just say it nicely. Don't talk about us, it's him." The old liar pointed at Xiao Lin
"This big stupid bear killed him. It has nothing to do with me. I have a video to prove it."
"Also, no matter how awesome I am, I don't dare to mess with Venerable Di Ting. He is an eminent Buddhist monk. He can kill me even if he farts."
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment, what? what is it now?
I comforted him: "It's okay, junior brother, we handled it very cleanly. Didn't we kill them all? No one should know about it."
Xiao Lin suddenly realized, and before he was happy for more than three seconds, the old liar poured a basin of cold water on Xiao Lin, which made Xiao Lin feel cold and excited.
The old liar said: "No one knows? What are you two thinking? The whole thing is the result of black and white. When he finds out that Tengu is missing, what do you think he will think?"
"Even if Hei Bai Wuchang is a fool and didn't expect the Tengu to be killed by Xiao Lin, but look at how many birds, beasts, snakes, insects, rats, and ants in this primeval forest saw your fight. Hei Wichang only needs a little magic to kill him. Know what happened from their heads."
"Also, although the Venerable Hei Bai Wuchang and Venerable Di Ting are not from the same company, they both work in the same office building. Even if they rarely meet, if they want to give you a small report, they still have to do it with their hands. "
"Damn it, Master, if you say so, isn't Xiao Lin useless?"
The old liar said nonchalantly: "That must be abolished! Do you think there are many strange beasts like Tengu? Let me tell you, there is only one like this in the third world."
"What? Is it so rare? Oh! Isn't that right? Master, if it's just him, how was he born? He has no father or mother, did he just pop out of a stone?"
The old liar hesitated for a while and said: "That's what I meant. In short, this thing is very small. If you die, someone will definitely hold it accountable."
I looked at Xiao Lin sympathetically, my eyes full of helplessness, but Xiao Lin laughed nonchalantly.
"Hahahahaha"
The laughter was too sudden and a bit creepy. I quickly asked: "Master, is Xiao Lin okay?"
The old liar had a solemn expression and frowned, saying, "It's okay, maybe he's scared out of his mind."
I was so relieved: "Oh, let's stay away from each other, don't bite us."
