Chapter 59: Practicing Kung Fu
After eating the barbecue, I touched my round belly and asked, "Master, are there any benefits to eating these monsters?"
"Of course, it can improve your cultivation and build up your bones."
"It's so good, alas! Master, now we don't quite like the settings in the game. We must first defeat monsters and level up, and then find someone to PK after we become a master. Isn't it too uncreative?"
"What kind of creativity do you want? Even in time-travel novels, isn't it possible to become stronger little by little? No one can eat a fat man in one bite. It's normal to wear as many pants as your butt has."
"Also, I will teach you two martial arts from today on."
Xiao Lin asked: "What are martial arts?"
"You can understand it as martial arts, or you can understand it as fighting skills, but don't be like you today, fighting with shrews, just pulling out your hair and scratching your breasts, there is no order at all, and it is a joke to outsiders."
I quickly asked: "Master, what martial arts secrets do you have?"
"Hmph! That is of course a shocking and invincible martial arts secret."
"What is it? Take it out and take a look?"
Seeing how anxious you are, I'll give it to you.
The old liar flipped through it, and a yellowed ancient book appeared in my hand. I couldn't wait to grab it. Xiao Lin also came forward to check it, and saw five big characters "Sunflower Collection" written on the book.
I immediately lost my composure: "Master, are you sure our book is not a pirated version? I have seen similar secrets on TV, and people who have practiced this secret will become particularly gentle in their speech and sexual intercourse." Orientation will also change, and the most important thing is what should I do if Kunkun is cut off?"
"Also, what's the difference between sunflowers and sunflowers?"
Xiao Lin saw my strange expression, looked at the cover carefully, and then said: "Brother, what is written on it? I only know the word "日", but why do you look so strange? What's wrong? Hemorrhoids again. Did you commit a crime?"
I was too lazy to talk to Xiao Lin, so I checked with the old liar again: "Master, have you seen "The Swordsman"? There is also a martial arts book in it called "The Sunflower Book" that shocks ancient and modern times. Ours will not be the same as the one on TV. Bar?"
"Kunkun is so cute, why do you want to cut him off? Isn't it bad to pee standing up? Isn't it happy to be a man?"
At this time, Xiao Lin suddenly had an idea and said: "Senior brother, I understand, this secret book is called "Everyday Sourness", right?"
I had a black line: "Yes, you guessed it right, you and the master can practice together. You two must be very happy. Just don't take me. I'm not interested. Also, I wish you both happiness."
When the old liar saw that Xiao Lin and I were talking more and more, he snorted slightly, and Xiao Lin and I immediately became quiet.
"I asked you two, can you act like normal people? Why is it so difficult to communicate with you? I bring out something and you complain about it again and again and again. I really don't understand why you like to complain so much. Well, do you need me to sign you up to participate in the "Tucao Conference"?"
Xiao Lin and I still didn’t dare to say anything.
The old liar continued: "This secret book was left by our ancestor. The skills in it are extremely profound. It not only brings together skills, spells, soul power, and other supreme magical skills. Since we started the sect, no one has been able to practice this book to a great level, so you must practice diligently and understand this book."
Xiao Lin asked: "Master, this secret book is so profound, what level of cultivation have you reached?"
"This secret book has ten levels in total. I have only cultivated to the fifth level in three hundred years."
I was surprised: "Is the fifth floor so powerful?"
You must know that whether it is Black and White Wuchang, Master Wuscale, or the Tengu just now, the old liar has never looked at them directly. This also means that the old liar has not shown his true strength so far. It seems that this " "Sunflower Collection" is indeed not a mortal thing
I carefully took the book and opened the first page with great anxiety and trembling. There were only eight big characters on it, which clearly read: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first... train your body."
Damn, I was scared to death. It was body refining, not self-gong. It seems that Kunkun was saved.
The old liar continued: "Your physique has been almost perfected, and your soul power has begun to show results, so now is the best time to practice the "Sunflower Book"
"Also, I have recorded the battle between you and the Tengu today. Take a look at it for yourselves. They all look so stupid that I can't bear to look at them."
The old liar handed the book and mobile phone to us respectively, turned and left.
At that moment, I couldn't help but admire the old liar. Although the old liar usually seemed out of character and just making jokes, in fact, every step we were going to take had been clearly arranged by him. Look at his somewhat... The ricket back made my nose feel sore, and I couldn't help but ask: "Master, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to make elixirs for you two silly people. Also, Black and White Wichang can know our movements, which means he must have left a mark on us. I have to find a way to erase it, otherwise it will be very troublesome."
When you say black and white are impermanent, I get very angry. You said that you two are both shady and handsome people in the underworld. Why are you so willing to gossip about your wife? I don't have the ability to get the Earth Spirit Pearl, and I still spread rumors everywhere. It's really shameless. I'm not as good as that good old lady!
"Senior brother, what are the exercises in our "Sunflower Book"? I don't know the words. You should teach me more when the time comes."
"Also, senior brother, aren't sunflowers just melon seeds? Do we need to learn to eat melon seeds first? Isn't that too simple?"
I said with a bad smile: "Don't worry, junior brother, I will teach you the exercises on the first page of the book now."
"Okay, senior brother, look at what's written on the first page?"
"Look carefully, there are 8 characters on it, and it says: If you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide, so you can decide for yourself."
Xiao Lin thought about it several times and asked: "Senior brother, what does it mean that you must first commit suicide? What is self-imposition?"
I originally wanted to tease Xiao Lin, but who knew that this idiot didn’t even know what Zi Gong was, so how could he play with it, so I could only change my strategy and said to Xiao Lin: "Zi Gong is, before practicing the book, first Give yourself two slaps, only in this way can you better understand and master this book of cultivation."
I chuckled inwardly, wondering if this stupid bear would fall for it.
I saw that Xiao Lin didn't hesitate at all. He was talking loudly to me, and then said: "Brother, I've finished the fight for you. You can practice first. I'll see how you integrate it and how you penetrate it."
I covered my swollen face: "Your mother, Xiao Lin, how dare you hit my senior brother?"
"Oh no, senior brother, I am stupid, but I am not stupid. I don't know the other words, but I do know the last two words. They are the words "body training"
"Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, are you playing with me?"
"Tch! You were the one who played with me first."
