Chapter 56 The battle was fierce
We were fighting hard, but the old liar patted the treasure bag leisurely: "Xiaoyan, come out to watch a good show. It's good to watch, come out quickly."
Xiao Yan appeared out of thin air. Seeing such a lively scene, she couldn't help but cover her mouth. She looked at Xiao Lin worriedly and called softly: "Brother Xiao Lin!"
At this time, Xiao Lin was being pressed to the ground by the Tengu, but when he saw Xiao Yan, he immediately stood up, like a charged little motor, went up and gave the Tengu a big electric cannon, and then pursued the victory, "Pa ""Pa" gave the Tengu another two mouthfuls.
Xiao Lin exerted a lot of force these times and hit the Tengu hard enough. His body was a little unsteady and swaying, but it also brought out the Tengu's temper. He grabbed Xiao Lin's arm and gave it a scare, and ran towards Xiao with his feet. Lin Lanxianzi is gone. If he does it now, Xiao Lin will be useless.
Fortunately, Xiao Lin dodges in time and blocks it with Gullah. With his other hand, he grabs down and uses a monkey-stealing peach move to lock the tengu.
Tengu is not a good person either. He wrapped his tail around Xiao Lin's head and pulled it down. He wanted Xiao Lin to give him a blowjob. So what could Xiao Lin do?
Immediately he became dissatisfied, and when he exerted force on his hand, the Tengu paused his movements, allowing Xiao Lin to breathe, but it only took a moment for the two of them to grapple together again.
Sometimes Xiao Lin is on top, sometimes Tengu is on top, sometimes Xiao Lin is behind, sometimes Tengu is behind, sometimes the old man is pushing the cart, and sometimes he is pulling up the weeping willows upside down. It is very intense.
The old liar watched all this through the screen of his mobile phone, and couldn't help but sigh. It turns out that the essence of martial arts is contained in the action movies of the island country. It was really unexpected. It is true that he is always learning.
Xiaoyan on the side covered her eyes with her hands while watching the actions of Xiao Lin and Tengu. After all, she had worked in the service industry before her death, so she felt that these actions were a bit familiar. She asked the old liar with a forced smile: "Master, Brother Xiao Lin's Did you teach all martial arts?"
The old liar quickly denied: "I didn't teach this. We haven't learned this yet? Maybe Xiao Lin learned it by himself."
If Xiao Lin's side is inseparable, then my side has entered a fever pitch. I fight against the four monsters alone. I really beat the jackal and the wolf comes, and the leopard and the tiger come. It's endless consumption. war.
I was riding a leopard demon here, preparing to give him the final blow. The wolf demon took a bite of my thigh. I don’t know if this girl has been vaccinated against rabies. I don’t want to get rabies and stick out my tongue every day. Haha Chihachi.
Now I have copper skin and iron bones, and I have also refined some of the power of the Earth Spirit Pearl. Otherwise, ten thousand lives would not be enough to die. In the process of fighting these four monsters, what worries me the most is The jackal is a monster. This dog's attack method is the same as that of an African hyena, and it knows how to dig its crotch.
Several times, my little brother touched his sharp teeth, so I always used my own Ogawa Oogway King's Eight Fist to deal with him. To put it simply, it is a lifeless swing, and whoever gets hit is the one who gets hit.
Compared with the tiger demon, it is much easier. Although he is strong, I am not a vegetarian. Every time I have a head-on confrontation with him, I have a feeling that I still have more to say.
The thing I hate to see the most is the wolf demon. People say that the heart of a wolf is like a dog's lungs, so I attack his heart every time. Are you the one with the heart of a wolf? Are you the only one with dog lungs? My fucking heart is here to help you.
In addition to being fast, the Leopard Demon's attack power is much lower. I am fully confident that if we are duel, I can break his leopard legs within fifty moves and make him jump around. .
I think about it, but it can't solve the actual problem at all. Now I am completely focusing on the head and not on the bottom. I will kill the enemy a thousand and lose a thousand and five. If the stalemate continues like this, I will definitely finish it.
I had just escaped from the tiger's claws, and then caught the wolf's feet, saved my balls, and injured my thighs. So I shouted loudly: "Master, what should I do? You need to take action quickly, I can't hold on anymore." "
"Take action, what action? Are you mistaken? That Tengu has a very deep background. His ancestors are Buddhist sages. I can't afford to offend you. Don't even think about harming me, kid!"
Xiaoyan was so anxious: "Master, are you really not going to take action? I think brother Xiao Lin and senior brother Xuanming can't stand it any longer. If this continues, they will be in danger."
"It's okay, there are just two apprentices. If you die, just die. I'll take two in when I have time. As the saying goes, the old ones won't go and the new ones won't come. It's no big deal."
After hearing the conversation between the old liar and Xiao Yan, I knew it was impossible to get the old liar to help. It seemed that I had to rely on myself this time. Damn it, I had to fight, but the key to the matter was I've been working hard, but it seems to be of no use.
I resisted and avoided while thinking of ways to deal with it. Only then did I realize that the old liar once told me to use the power of the Earth Spirit Pearl to deal with them, but I couldn't use it either!
It's like I have hemorrhoids. You gave me a pack of special medicine, but you didn't tell me whether the medicine should be applied externally, taken internally, or inserted, so what should I do?
The power of the Earth Spirit Pearl is stored in my spleen. Should I take out my spleen and feed it to them? Then wait for them to die violently. If this is the case, then I won't be able to use this thing for a few times. Also, will I die if I don't have a spleen? The spleen and the appendix should not be the same thing, right? I've heard of appendectomy, could the spleen also be used?
Thinking of this, I was shocked out loud: "You four idiots, wait a moment, I have something good for you to eat. Do you want to know about my spleen?"
The four monsters were unmoved when they heard this, and said in unison: "Spleen, your mother, we want everything on you, don't even think about fooling us with just one thing. Also, what is spleen?"
When the old liar heard that I was going to take out my spleen for others to eat, he spit out his mouth without swallowing. He choked and coughed. He was out of breath, turned red, pointed at me and said, "Wang Xuanming, don't talk about you in the future." He's my apprentice. It's so fucking embarrassing. You can't think of it. Come on, find me a piece of tofu. I'll hit you to death."
While Xiaoyan was giving the old liar a pat on the back, she said angrily to me: "Brother Xuanming, what do you think? Can people eat your spleen? If you lose your spleen, how will you continue the family lineage and live a happy life in the future? !”
"Ah? Does the spleen have anything to do with that? I remember it seems like the kidneys are responsible for that."
The old liar hadn't finished coughing yet, so he looked at Xiaoyan desperately and said, "Can you stop talking? How many more days do I want to live?"
When Xiao Lin heard our conversation, he imitated me and frightened the tengu: "Silly dog, I also have good things for you to eat. Do you want to know about my poop?"
"I want to know your sister, you de
Bear, I must kill you today”
"Damn it, you want to know a lot, but I'm sorry this time, I don't have a sister."
